Recent posts by REALinsanemonkey on Kongregate

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Topic: Forum Games / [TASK 9] -- The Moles -- [DL: 19 April 2200 UTC+8]

My 19th of April return date was misjudged and I’m actually back now. Also, checking in with a jackfruit.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [TASK 9] -- The Moles -- [DL: 19 April 2200 UTC+8]

Only because of the requirements of this task: I will be very active.

Except I won’t be.

This is me giving warning that I’m gonna be away from the 9th to around the 19th and will not be able to participate. If you wanna kick me out for my long period of lacking activity, go ahead.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

I’d apply for one of those positions, if you’d take me, hammy. :P


In other news, I will be away from the 9th until around the 19th. I barely post much at all, but I thought it might be important for me to announce anyway, and I’ll be getting round to contacting any forum game I’m participating in as well.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [RP] True Sight [SIGNUPS AND DISCUSSION] [ALWAYS OPEN]

I’m very interested in signing up as this game looks extremely well organised and thought out. My concern is that I will be going on holidays somewhere from around the 9th until the 19th (it’s 10 days and I’m taking a guess at when it starts).

I don’t suppose I will be able to participate until at least after that time (assuming I am accepted and assuming the game would start before I left, even though I could post, I’d probably wait until I returned so as to make the character and RP general plot smoother).

Reserve signing is available, correct?

Also, if you’d like me to submit a character sheet now, I can do that.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

There’s a ton of cool guys on FGF. I’d say Bluji as well, but adv0. <3

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [TASK 9] -- The Moles -- [DL: 19 April 2200 UTC+8]

“o” here.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List

Liam.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [TASK 9] -- The Moles -- [DL: 19 April 2200 UTC+8]

Originally posted by uzzbuzz:

Might need to be poked, since I was lucky enough to see this bump on break.

Same for me. As for the next task, no getting exemptions for yourself and shit without discussing everything here first. Cooperation is key, apparently.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / HOMESCHOOL [Writing Competition] ~ Round 1: Short Stories

Everyone was shocked at first, especially me. I was only in my thirties – I don’t bother to remember. And though my memory went and passed I stay with you all the time. I cared so deeply for you and I was sure you did too. I wonder why you do not Notice Me.

I wondered why I could not leave, and I realised it was for you. I am patient. The first year was hard to watch. When you heard of the incident, you cried for days on end. You didn’t leave your room. You didn’t eat much, and you didn’t speak. And while I stood over you, you cried and cried and cried and your soul was released in your screams. I wonder why you did not Notice Me.

Though you attended that day, you were incapable of organising it, for the wine glasses and knives sat far too close to the phone. I tried to hide them but I was unable. You walked through me like I was not there. I attended the service also. Your mother sat next to you, weeping, and I was left to stand at the back, taking it all in. You lost yourself in me, but you lost no tears that day. I wonder why you did not Notice Me.

And you lived. For the next fifty years you lived. You had a lonely but vibrant life. I smiled and I cried, but you had moved on from me. My love never extinguished, but yours had slowly quietened. I was no longer around, after all. You kept a picture of me by your bedside table and you looked at it before you fell asleep every night, and I was content. You probably didn’t love me anymore, but you loved my spirit. And for that, I wonder why you did not Notice Me.

My life was short, but yours was long and fulfilling. You were wise. But I grew wise with your age. Though you never saw me – a ghost you could say – by the time you were lying in the hospital bed, suffering, you knew I was there. For so long I’d kept you safe as much as I could, but now you could sense me there. And as you whispered my name, I held your hand and suddenly you lifted up. You joined me, and you were there and I was there and we were together as we always were. You didn’t die – you moved onwards. It was then that I realised all along that I had only done the same. I wonder why you Noticed Me.



“Notice Me” © William Smith (a.k.a. REALinsanemonkey), 2015.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Master Thread

Happy birthday again <3

 
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Topic: Forum Games / HOMESCHOOL [Writing Competition] ~ Round 1: Short Stories

@Zzzip what the fuck

I’m more likely to get my story up on the last or second-last day due to other commitments, but I have remembered this game. ;)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Master Thread

On that note as well, Paranoia been closed due to (I think?) players just forgetting about the game and my enthusiasm also dropping with hosting it.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

Originally posted by coolo2011:

I have absolutely zero motivation to do anything, and my interest in a lot of stuff is just fading away. I can’t bring myself to really do anything, so I’m resigning from every game I’ve signed up to, and I’m gonna lock MegaCorp. I’m really sorry.

That’s fine by me man, you don’t need to be sorry. Wishing you well.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

does anyone remember that time when i was like 12 i hosted that competition called high-score! and it went for like 6 moths and i was the slackest fuckin host

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [TASK 9] -- The Moles -- [DL: 19 April 2200 UTC+8]

7: Heli Attack 3.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

Thanks guys <3

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Mafia][Bastard] MegaCorp [Day 1][Please Confirm your Roles]

Originally posted by Lebossle:

RQS:
1. How bastard do you think this game is going to be?
2. Approximately, what do you think the role distribution is?
3. What are your thoughts on lurking?
4. What do you think about random voting on D1?
5. What else do you consider scummy behavior?

1. I don’t know.
2. There are 13 signs. Maybe… 8/3/1/1 or 9/3/1.
3. Bad. Lurkers are bad and kill town.
4. It activates discussion and helps town, and in the event that no discussion sparks and no scumtells are evident, it’s the best we can do.
5. Lurking, fluff and, as per Lebossle ^, illogical playing (voting and reasoning).

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

Originally posted by REALinsanemonkey:

Hey, uh… did anyone else just hear party poppers?

it’s mah fuckin birthday m8s hint hint

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

Hey, uh… did anyone else just hear party poppers?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Mafia][Bastard] MegaCorp [Day 1][Please Confirm your Roles]

Confirm.

Random voting on the first day is not scummy just so you know guys.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / HOMESCHOOL [Writing Competition] ~ Round 1: Short Stories

Sign.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Mafia][Bastard] Paranoia (Day 2)

Night 1 End


As you awaken from your slumber to the light of day, you are immediately panic-stricken. Beside you lays Farmer Donald – the slit of a knife straight through his temple. There was obviously no struggle here. You scramble up quickly and push yourself away from the corpse, breathing heavily with shock.

The outside may be dangerous, but is it really any safer in here?

10crystalmask01 has been killed. He was Farmer Donald. His role was Townie.


Day 2

Deadline ends 12th Mar 7:00pm AEST (GMT+10).

(Sorry for taking so long on Night 1.)


Up for modkill or replacement:

  • Bluji for resigning.
  • aeviternal for failing to confirm his role or post at all. Another modprod will be sent.

Both modkills will take place by the end of Day 2 unless a replacement/reserve signer is found before that time.


You may now begin posting again.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [TASK 9] -- The Moles -- [DL: 19 April 2200 UTC+8]

The game requires Unity? I’m out for this task, unfortunately.

Thanks to the rest of you putting in the effort.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

Originally posted by puzzledan:

Why hello everyone

Welcome back puzzledan!

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Mafia][Bastard] MegaCorp [Day 1][Please Confirm your Roles]

Originally posted by 10crystalmask01:
Originally posted by back900:

Sign