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Topic: Forum Games / The List

Liam.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [TASK 6 IS HERE] -- The Moles -- [DL: 1/4 6PM UTC+8]

Originally posted by uzzbuzz:

Might need to be poked, since I was lucky enough to see this bump on break.

Same for me. As for the next task, no getting exemptions for yourself and shit without discussing everything here first. Cooperation is key, apparently.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / HOMESCHOOL [Writing Competition] ~ Round 1: Short Stories

Everyone was shocked at first, especially me. I was only in my thirties – I don’t bother to remember. And though my memory went and passed I stay with you all the time. I cared so deeply for you and I was sure you did too. I wonder why you do not Notice Me.

I wondered why I could not leave, and I realised it was for you. I am patient. The first year was hard to watch. When you heard of the incident, you cried for days on end. You didn’t leave your room. You didn’t eat much, and you didn’t speak. And while I stood over you, you cried and cried and cried and your soul was released in your screams. I wonder why you did not Notice Me.

Though you attended that day, you were incapable of organising it, for the wine glasses and knives sat far too close to the phone. I tried to hide them but I was unable. You walked through me like I was not there. I attended the service also. Your mother sat next to you, weeping, and I was left to stand at the back, taking it all in. You lost yourself in me, but you lost no tears that day. I wonder why you did not Notice Me.

And you lived. For the next fifty years you lived. You had a lonely but vibrant life. I smiled and I cried, but you had moved on from me. My love never extinguished, but yours had slowly quietened. I was no longer around, after all. You kept a picture of me by your bedside table and you looked at it before you fell asleep every night, and I was content. You probably didn’t love me anymore, but you loved my spirit. And for that, I wonder why you did not Notice Me.

My life was short, but yours was long and fulfilling. You were wise. But I grew wise with your age. Though you never saw me – a ghost you could say – by the time you were lying in the hospital bed, suffering, you knew I was there. For so long I’d kept you safe as much as I could, but now you could sense me there. And as you whispered my name, I held your hand and suddenly you lifted up. You joined me, and you were there and I was there and we were together as we always were. You didn’t die – you moved onwards. It was then that I realised all along that I had only done the same. I wonder why you Noticed Me.



“Notice Me” © William Smith (a.k.a. REALinsanemonkey), 2015.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Master Thread

Happy birthday again <3

 
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Topic: Forum Games / HOMESCHOOL [Writing Competition] ~ Round 1: Short Stories

@Zzzip what the fuck

I’m more likely to get my story up on the last or second-last day due to other commitments, but I have remembered this game. ;)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Master Thread

On that note as well, Paranoia been closed due to (I think?) players just forgetting about the game and my enthusiasm also dropping with hosting it.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

Originally posted by coolo2011:

I have absolutely zero motivation to do anything, and my interest in a lot of stuff is just fading away. I can’t bring myself to really do anything, so I’m resigning from every game I’ve signed up to, and I’m gonna lock MegaCorp. I’m really sorry.

That’s fine by me man, you don’t need to be sorry. Wishing you well.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

does anyone remember that time when i was like 12 i hosted that competition called high-score! and it went for like 6 moths and i was the slackest fuckin host

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [TASK 6 IS HERE] -- The Moles -- [DL: 1/4 6PM UTC+8]

7: Heli Attack 3.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

Thanks guys <3

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Mafia][Bastard] MegaCorp [Day 1][Please Confirm your Roles]

Originally posted by Lebossle:

RQS:
1. How bastard do you think this game is going to be?
2. Approximately, what do you think the role distribution is?
3. What are your thoughts on lurking?
4. What do you think about random voting on D1?
5. What else do you consider scummy behavior?

1. I don’t know.
2. There are 13 signs. Maybe… 8/3/1/1 or 9/3/1.
3. Bad. Lurkers are bad and kill town.
4. It activates discussion and helps town, and in the event that no discussion sparks and no scumtells are evident, it’s the best we can do.
5. Lurking, fluff and, as per Lebossle ^, illogical playing (voting and reasoning).

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

Originally posted by REALinsanemonkey:

Hey, uh… did anyone else just hear party poppers?

it’s mah fuckin birthday m8s hint hint

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

Hey, uh… did anyone else just hear party poppers?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Mafia][Bastard] MegaCorp [Day 1][Please Confirm your Roles]

Confirm.

Random voting on the first day is not scummy just so you know guys.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / HOMESCHOOL [Writing Competition] ~ Round 1: Short Stories

Sign.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Mafia][Bastard] Paranoia (Day 2)

Night 1 End


As you awaken from your slumber to the light of day, you are immediately panic-stricken. Beside you lays Farmer Donald – the slit of a knife straight through his temple. There was obviously no struggle here. You scramble up quickly and push yourself away from the corpse, breathing heavily with shock.

The outside may be dangerous, but is it really any safer in here?

10crystalmask01 has been killed. He was Farmer Donald. His role was Townie.


Day 2

Deadline ends 12th Mar 7:00pm AEST (GMT+10).

(Sorry for taking so long on Night 1.)


Up for modkill or replacement:

  • Bluji for resigning.
  • aeviternal for failing to confirm his role or post at all. Another modprod will be sent.

Both modkills will take place by the end of Day 2 unless a replacement/reserve signer is found before that time.


You may now begin posting again.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [TASK 6 IS HERE] -- The Moles -- [DL: 1/4 6PM UTC+8]

The game requires Unity? I’m out for this task, unfortunately.

Thanks to the rest of you putting in the effort.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

Originally posted by puzzledan:

Why hello everyone

Welcome back puzzledan!

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Mafia][Bastard] MegaCorp [Day 1][Please Confirm your Roles]

Originally posted by 10crystalmask01:
Originally posted by back900:

Sign

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [TASK 6 IS HERE] -- The Moles -- [DL: 1/4 6PM UTC+8]

Originally posted by Lebossle:

See, you selfish bastards, everyone would survive the quiz anyway.

On that note, rim kad and cocoa, what were your clues for task 2?

I got “Layers.”

Also, may as well [Vote: Three Body Problem] coz everyone else is.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Mafia][Bastard] Paranoia (Day 2)

Day 1 End


A scream snaps you out of your daze. You all jump with a start and rush into the small foyer at the front of the church. The sun is setting, and lets only just enough light through the gaps in the boarded up windows to see that shockingly, Ross the Medic is dead. A small puncture wound covered with blood in Ross’ chest area is indicative enough: Ross the Medic was murdered. He must have been sitting here for at least 15 minutes.

“Did he have the plague?” someone hoarsely mumbles.

“No. Ross here was clean.”


Vote tally:

  • Gonkeymonkey (1) – Helltank.
  • Helltank (1) – Gonkeymonkey.

Gonkeymonkey was voted for first, and therefore is eliminated. He was Ross the Medic. His role was Doctor.


Night 1

Deadline ends 7th Mar 7:00pm AEST (GMT+10).


You may now send in night actions. If you have a night action but do not wish to use it, please specifically PM me this to quicken night phases. You may not post in thread until Day 2.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Mafia][Bastard] Paranoia (Day 2)

Day 1 Extension

Parry Noir realises that he gave you no secondary warning of the upcoming deadline… Your new deadline is 24 hours from now.

Deadline ends 5th Mar 5:00pm AEST (GMT+10).


Bluji has also dropped out. A replacement is now wanted – tell your friends. Bluji’s role will automatically be modkilled by the end of Day 2 unless a replacement is found before then.


A modprod will be sent to aeviternal for failing to confirm as of yet.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Competition/Puzzle] Rat Maze: Game Thread - Match 2 (Turn 11)

Match 1.

Right.

Back, your map route on my paper is literal hell.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Co-Captain Caption Calamity - Shelved :(

RaceBandit’s layout of the captions seemed to be easiest to read.


Sup shortie <3

Lacking creativity. 2/10.


Hi Gandalf!

The reference to height could be done better. 4/10.


I’ll go get my miners helmet

I don’t… understand? 1/10.


You want some of my water?

Not bad I suppose. 5/10.


He seems to have high expectations on her

I love puns. 8/10.


Gulliver’s daughter first voyage

Decent. 5/10.


Hey sexy! You come here often?

Funniest thing is probably that it’s not specified who’s speaking. 6/10.


He always was confused by the feelings he got when reading The BFG.

Not bad. 5/10.


I think I’m high; Man: I disagree

Pretty shit pun but I like pretty shit puns. 7/10.


I’m not a giant. I have big bones!

Old joke but I won’t dismiss it entirely. 4/10.


Here in this picture, we see a tall and fat old lady looking down on his husband, and she’s telling him how sexy he is when he’s that small. The husband replies, “You’re much more sexy. Look at you, bending over in that pose! Ooh, so sexy.” They’re admiring each other. Except, turns out, it was all an illusion created by the highly trained super monkeys who are currently throwin’ dem darts at dem bloons. The lady is actually 1 inch tall, while the husband is 9 feet tall! How cool is that! Wait… what?

Not sure what was gotten at here. 2/10.


Sup Shortie?

Again, uncreative. 2/10.


I told you eating that water cooler was a bad idea.

BWhahah, I didn’t notice that in the picture before. 9/10.


This guy is impressed over his newly bought Russian wife

Not bad. 6/10.


The only one who may call him ‘shorty’

Ehhh… 5/10.


Please don’t hurt me!

Could be better… 3/10.


A Fashion Adviser Helps a Woman Feel Attractive in High Heels Preparing for a Dinner Date.

Slightly amusing. 5/10.


Please take off your heels, you’ll scratch the linoleum.

Ehh… 4/10.


Excuse Me Sir, Do You Have a Moment to Talk About Jesus Christ?

Oldie but a goodie. 6/10.


Sup shawty

Almost the exact same as two others. 2/10.


That is one tall drink of water.

Perhaps I’m reading it wrong but I don’t really understand. 2/10.


“You know, you don’t actually need the high heels.”
Yep. 6/10.


Feminism

Not sure if that’s really relevant… 2/10.


I’m glad we could finally see eye-to-eye.

Love me some good puns. 9/10.


I’m so glad I moved to Texas!

BWahaha. 8/10.


I thought you said you designed this house with me in mind, Geoff!

Better than a lot of others. Not the winner though. 7/10.


And you’re a cute little fella, you are, although I didn’t think you were this kind of cute.

Cute as in small? I suppose it’s a pun. 6/10.


Honey, I shrunk the boyfriend

And the rest of the house too? 5/10.


With you it’s always leg day.

Heh. 6/10.


I can tell you’re not looking into my eyes.

Eh… well… 5/10.


Does my butt look big in this?

Classic, but not particularly original. 4/10.


I like your shoes.

I feel like there is some other meaning to this than I’m interpreting. 4/10.


Recorded with potato

Recorded? With potato? 2/10.


As you maybe can tell, I like puns. Shit ones too. The round was a hard one. Good job to some people. Hopefully we’ll get a better picture next time to the rest of you. :P

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

Happy birthday qwerty!