Recent posts by Gladiator007 on Kongregate

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Topic: Kongregate / Share about your Avatar.

Share a bit about your avatar. Where’d you get it from? What does it represent for you? What does it mean? Give some interesting background information.



THIS DOES NOT BELONG IN OFF TOPIC, FORUM MODERATORS.
Here is my logic:
Avatars on Kongregate = Relevant to Kongregate
Furthermore, several avatar themed threads have frequently appeared in the Kongregate Forum.


My avatar is a picture of Russell Crowe as a gladiator in the movie Gladiator.
Basically, I watched the movie, liked it, and enjoyed the representation of him.
Someone who is fighting against their “fate” that is appointed by some higher power is something I believe in.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / All of you need to go to hell!

Ghandi’s Grave. Hitler’s grave.

What happens when you die in Hell 0___0 ?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread (A.K.A. Funky Town)

Anybody want to compete with me on Vocabulary.com ?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What were U like when U were a young Un?

Reading through many exchanged emails/chats of my younger days….

I NEVER STOPPED TALKING.
I JUST KEPT TALKING AND TALKING.
AND TALKING.
About everything and everything and more than everything.
Everyone stopped emailing for weeks, then would come back and try to respond, but I would quickly drive them out with my prolific topics of discussions

[Clearly translated to my posts]

BUT YEAH WHAT WERE YOU GUYS LIIIIIIIIIIIKE ?!?!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What sound effect would you (or do you) make when you hit people repeatedly?

Originally posted by CrowbarOfJustice:

the sound of pulverising flesh and crushing bones

Hitting them with a crowbar of justice, eh?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What sound effect would you (or do you) make when you hit people repeatedly?

Originally posted by TheInternetRules:

Hitting people is bad, mkay?

Hypothetically, in a world where hitting people is good, then.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / My Amazingly Most Stupid Arguement Known To Man

Now guys, this took me an hour to go through and delete our actual names, since this was our conversation on facebook. Also, reblog and add who you think won the arguement. Me or my retarded friend.

Next time, copy + paste to a word processor, and then use a search and replace function to perfectly replace all said names….
Then scan through as double check…..

11:49pm Friend
Dude if you’re not going to like it for one simple thing then you’re an idiot, because its just so fun, and not everything is perfect [Name], things sometimes don’t make sense.

And you missed one, feel free to take it out.


Totally didn’t read the argument, way too long, try summarizing in clear and concise terms for better response

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What sound effect would you (or do you) make when you hit people repeatedly?

Grunts of a weary boxer?
Yahs of a powerful martial artists?
Yelling out your attack name like many shonen?
Silence?
Ranting about economic disparity?
Mocking them?

I personally like: ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Anime Addicts Anonymous (AAA)

Originally posted by Indy111:
Originally posted by Gladiator007:

Does manga count?

Despite it being “Anime Addicts Anonymous” I’d say yes, since they are very similar.

So now that we’ve reached a conclusion that manga is indeed acceptable within the confines of this thread, man, what do I do to discuss?

I recently read Gantz and Akumetsu if that is relevant to anyone.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Should we advertise Kongregate?

Paid advertising — Nah.

Free advertising — Yah.

Kongregate should take steps to promote itself with whatever free resources it has, YouTube with a cool video; blogs to attract attention; etc etc. Maybe it’s already doing so, but I’m not seeing much from my bubble of internet usage.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Active Forum Posters

Number 12 must have fallen considerably, considering his extensive use of alternate accounts.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If you could instantly domesticate any one animal species, which would it be?

WAIT WAIT.
The gorilla.
Since we can crossbreed dogs to create specific types, if we domesticate gorillas, we can crossbreed until we GET KING KONG.
OR KOMODO DRAGONS FOR GODZILLA.
Ahh too many decisions to make.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How to be a PC fanboy who hates consoles

1) I’m not willing to spend that much money.
2) My PC has good graphics, it’s running an Intel® Extreme Graphics 2 that lacks support for many modern graphic thingies.
3) Come on now, a game for that console? Stuuuupid. I have a PC exclusive game.
4) Console wars are stupid. Just accept the PC is the best.
5) I ignore all you other people who dissent.
6) Consoles have bad controls. The xbox controller sucks unless it is for PC.
7) PC is better for mods.

Graduation?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If you could instantly domesticate any one animal species, which would it be?

GUAHFUASDgUIFAHSJDGAJKSDGFASGdaszkgjbndzg
Just kidding, this post probably isn’t spam.
I would domesticate the canine species. I hear that they can be man’s best friend, and I think it’s utterly reprehensible that we are separated from our best friends by a lack of domestication.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Alright, so you're put in a room of mirrors...

For anyone interested:
Solution
All necessary information was provided in the OP



1) He’s moving from reflection to reflection, meaning that he has to move in a straight line, and his path is fixed
Thus, several possible conclusions could include continuous evasive action (ultra rapid speeds at a fixed path can be avoided if predicted, and since he is a fighter, there is most likely a delay in him deciding his trajectory)


2) Broken Mirror/Moved Mirror
All of these solutions are incorrect, because the delay in time for you to move/break mirrors would provide plenty of opportunity for him to attack
Furthermore, I stated in the OP that “His abilities are to move from any reflection to any reflection,” so it is logical to derive that he can move from broken glass, as well as any reflective clothing, and even explicitly stated the possibility of him moving to your eye


3) Ultra Destructive Suicidal Tactics
These defeat him, but at the cost of your life


4) Ponies/Magic/Strange Logic/God
Nope these don’t work


5) Flamethrower
If used properly, you could drastically increase the heat in the room, and prevent him from ever reaching you (heat in the air would damage him as he attempts to leap to your eyes), IF used properly


6) Other Alternatives
You guys didn’t make any more ideas


Good job to cesarcurado, Roki123, and Seawater09


This is silly. You’re making this scenario unwinnable. This isn’t fun.

So you basically just made this so we can’t win? right?
let him kill me.

Dear Mod/Former Mod,
BOO CYNICISM
BOOOO BOOOO BOOOO.
Sincerely,
Gladiator

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Spartans are far more superior than Gladiators.

I’m so offended ! DAMN YOU !
DAMN YOU TO THE DAMNEDEST PITS OF DAMNITY.
Just damn.

But you totally contradicted yourself:

the Romans beat the Greeks

Tough Training =/= Victory
Victory = Winner
Romans = Winner
Gladiators = Romans
Gladiators = Winner
You = SUCK
I = HAH I WIN

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Alright, so you're put in a room of mirrors...

Originally posted by SpearDudezor:

I break the mirrors?

Simultaneously?
He can leap from the unbroken ones, and furthermore, any remaining mirror shards can still be used by him.
He can win in that situation.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Alright, so you're put in a room of mirrors...

Originally posted by Crash301:

Fine, I turn off the lights, then I paint the mirrors.

He can still leap to your eyes and wait in there, and again a draw
Reconsider your actions

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Alright, so you're put in a room of mirrors...

Originally posted by Crash301:

I turn off the lights.

So he can’t move from reflection to reflection, and he’s just waiting.
You’re just waiting too.
Neither of you can do anything until one of ya wins.
So what next?

Originally posted by cooldude1800:

I slow down time and then use ponies from MLP to kill him.

How do the ponies kill em

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Alright, so you're put in a room of mirrors...

…as a gladiator, and put face to face with this guy:

His abilities are to move from any reflection to any reflection
So he could jump from a mirror to a mirror, to the reflection in your eye of him, and while he does so, he can attack while moving at ultra rapid speeds
how you beat

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is a boobytrap?

it’s a common political term for the methods by which an employer is exposed for frequent sexual harassment
Popular TV shows akin to the one where they find child molesters have included themes of providing voluptuous and sexy ladies in the workplace, all in the goal of finding and exposing the sexual harassers, whose careers are subsequently destroyed
[Source: CNN]

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If you were a teacher...

1) Be a “standard” teacher until I get tenure
2) When I get tenure, toss out the curriculum and make my own
3) Gamify my classroom, all students are competing for points and the bottom few FAIL
4) Stop teaching to the test, teach for conceptual power
5) Slap kids that don’t shut up

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What's new, OT?

college

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I Got 12GB Memory

I HAVE ONE TERABYTEEEEEEEEEEE
I’M TERAING YOU APPARTTT WITH MY ULTRA BYTES INTO YOUR DATA, AND MAMA

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I love you.

Please PM the bank account number and any associated passwords, as well as a signed statement in your neatest handwriting saying “I agree to submit $999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 in exchange for 7 public outings at a restaurant, mini golf course, amusement park, mall, paintball gun zone, dancing class trial, movie that each last 3 hours apiece and stay within the time period of 5 to 8 with you, excluding any sexual relations and physical contact beyond brushing something off your shoulder. Then, a classic relationship fight over something trivial that ends our relationship.”