Recent posts by StreptoFire on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / I have returned

Who are you?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Does your school/work block Kongregate?

idk, never tried to enter Kong in college

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How Adv0catus dies

Next day: Amane picks up adv0’s dead body and practices nechrophilia with it

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Did the Bible predict ISIS?

Yeah, let’s pretend Christianity is good and that the european Middle Ages didn’t happen.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What are you planning to do on the Talk Like A Pirate day?

I will preach the truth of Flying Spaghetti Monster and his Pirate prophets.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I met with my very first boyfriend of 2008

Originally posted by vvvortic:

i dont have a girlfriend because i am in broze because bad teammates hold me back from being challenjour, gg

WTF, even here on OT?

I saw this retard on youtube several times , he spams every league of legends video.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / damaged by pot over-sensitive to negative effects worried about negative possibilities like lacing, living in hell, worried about recovery though hoping for the better

Holy wall of text.

Try breaking your post into paragraphs so it becomes easier to read.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / would you rather be lesbian or autistic?

Originally posted by 15man:

i’m a lesbian in a man’s body. . .
so lesbian

 

Topic: Off-topic / [NOT A BANDWAGON THREAD] A strange man briefly describes the shitposting in this forum.

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Topic: Off-topic / MME IS IT TIME TO GO???

who is this figot in the pics

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I HAVE AN IDEA [BRILLIANT THREAD]

Instead of constantly asking the government to legalize weed, why don’t we travel to the past and prevent it from being prohibited in the first place?

I’m a genius.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Has anybody heard anything about that new video game Amazonian Warriors?

Are you from the Warlizard Gaming Forums?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / A strange man is in your room

Kill him until he’s dead.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Funny jokes

What’s worse than three babies in a trashcan?

One baby in three trashcans.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Trolled

 
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Topic: Off-topic / [HAMMOCK INTENSIFIES]

ITT: discuss about hammocks

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Trolled

I can’t believe this shit is called a “troll”:

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The only unlocked thread

We would shitpost it to oblivion

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What's your favorite band?

There are so many that’s impossible to choose a favorite.

Amon Amarth
Bathory
Blind Guardian
Children Of Bodom
Death
Disturbed
Ensiferum
Hammerfall
Iron Maiden
Krisiun
Metallica
Megadeth
Nightwish
Testament
Wintersun

the list goes on…

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I sexually identify as an attack helicopter

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body.

From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

 

Topic: Off-topic / Join our site! www.akaikelegion.webs.com

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Topic: Off-topic / The Kingdom of the Akaike Legion

Vote please

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official Akaike Legion Master Thread (Legion HUB getting massive update!)

Vote please

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You are dumb

I wholeheartdly agree with your statement.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How long does it take you to cum?

Depends if I’m on foot or by car.

In my car, I take 5 minutes to cum to my house. On foot, it’s ~20 or 30 mins