Recent posts by Tomatoman on Kongregate

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Topic: Forum Games / Flames of Revolution [Sign-Ups/OOC; Signs Always Open; Free Cookies]

I assure you I will do no controversial stuff, I am just here to transcribe my poetic thoughts into a digital manifestation that interacts with esteemed forum gamers who hold a confirmed 2000+ posts under their belt.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Flames of Revolution [Sign-Ups/OOC; Signs Always Open; Free Cookies]

Name: Anne Hitler

Gender: Female

Age: 4 Months, 20 Years.

Appearance: Anne Hitler is 5’8, coincidentally the height of Adolf Hitler. She has incredibly well-developed breasts, including a double D pack of boobs so big she can dry clothes on them. She lifts every day, so she definitely looks like one bad motherfucker. Her hair is super super blonde and her eyes are blue. Just like an Aryan. She doesn’t have a Charlie Chaplin mustache that is dark black,and has sexy hair and eyebrows like your waifu. She has long, slender hands. Not sausage fingers. She also has her left nipple pierced with a loop piercing, and her right ear pierced with a sapphire ear ring.

Bio: Anne Hitler was raised by Neo Jews. They taught her to be a strong blonde girl who likes men and totally doesn’t hate the Nazis. She and her best friend, Charlotte Goldberg, lived in Ding Dong Texas together when anarchy spread. Goldberg died horribly in a big fire caused by the Texas Not-seeing Rioters. Anne vows her revenge on the division for destroying her best friend… Can Anne handle the big bad Ding Dong? She’ll find out eventually.

Location: Ding Dong, Texas

Misc: Anne rarely wears shirts, but if she does she has to cut a hole to allow her left nipple to stick out, otherwise the piercing rubs on her shirt and it is uncomfortable.

EDIT: To make her more appearance more understandable, she has this hair with this face and wears this with you-know-what modified. Her fingernails are painted this color, and for some reason people compare her to this celebrity.

EDIT 2: This haiku describes her personality.

Angry Anne Hitler!
She doth curse the not-seeings
And will hide no more.

EDIT 3: Her theme song if this was an anime to develop her character

Hiding away from true love
Trapped in an attic of my self hate
Looking up above
Praying its not too late
Love will find its way
Keep an open heart and then one day
You’ll have
Love
More love!
Passionate kissing!
More love!
Passionate kissing!
More love!
Passionate kissing!
Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooove!
Lovelovelove
Love
(Love)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Favourite youtuber?

Criousgamers or Pewdiepie.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Salt or Pepper

Salt if it is on foods such as tuna, pepper if it is on foods such as corn

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I'm the sexiest OTer ever

Originally posted by Caravine:
Originally posted by TheLmaoPancake:

Post a pic of yourself with a timestamp and “Hi, OT.” written on it.
Otherwise you’re to be recognized as the sexiest person on Kongregate.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Apperantly girls think I'm the sexiest guy, if not for sure sexiest white boy in our school.

Originally posted by RollerCROWster:

>bragging about being “sexiest”
>offering no proof
>is a fat neckbeard IRL
>blatant attention whore thread

OP is a RIPOFF of zamininc

discuss

First I would like to discuss why he makes you feel so inadequate. Is it his pecs or his seductive, tantalizing eyes?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You have Severely Abnormal Autism, but you work for Wall Street

1.) Because I’m a horny beta

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Apperantly girls think I'm the sexiest guy, if not for sure sexiest white boy in our school.

I will discuss how you should be out there destroying pussies unless you are destroying pussies while talking about destroying pussies in which case good for you

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Apperantly girls think I'm the sexiest guy, if not for sure sexiest white boy in our school.

Originally posted by nikolas10161:

Theres a forum topic right there if you were offered 1000$ to have sex with an old lady would you do it?

I would for free

 
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Topic: Off-topic / NEWFAGS CANT TRIFORCE

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Topic: Off-topic / Official Walrus Thread. That's it.

Yeah

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Kongregate Beatbox Tournament!

Welcome aboard JoshNasty!

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Kongregate Beatbox Tournament!

I would like to hold a beatbox tournament for Kongregate. The prize will be one CS:GO weapon skin of my choice or an honorary mention in my next game! The competition will be held over text because it’s easier.

Please tell me if you would like to sign up, only 32 spots left!

1. Josh1571

EDIT: Finals will be held over voice chat because I want to see if you really suck but are good at type boxing

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT's Official Rap Battle Tournament 2.0 (Cwovictor (Cwovictor) vs Shellshock (Shockwave443)

I expected it to be like on video or something
Its not intense over text

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Generic Tournament Name - SHAWN WINS

 
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Topic: Forum Games / adv0catus's Caption Contest! CONGRATULATIONS FELINEFORUMER!

Sign if room

 
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Topic: Kongregate / The Kongregator Klash (Over)

What if I was to provide video proof that my score goes to 0 upon refresh, therefore proving what I said true?

Edit: I’ll just get a higher score.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / The Kongregator Klash (Over)

I had to refresh in order to get Winged Bullet to submit my score, and it resets my score to 0 on the game upon refresh… Please don’t make me redo it, but if you do I understand ;-;

 
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Topic: Kongregate / The Kongregator Klash (Over)

I like the second option the best, it might give more people a chance to make it far in a tournament

(There may have just been one according to Wiggles but still D:)

EDIT: Setting the bar high.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Old Chat Games Thread (We've Found A New Home)

Saw the PM and am interested!

 

Topic: Kongregate / Which chatroom has the least amount of SWAG?

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Topic: Kongregate / Which chatroom has the least amount of SWAG?

I have daintily procured a level of swagger unrivaled by any member of the human population.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Rate the song above you. V.2

7/10

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v21iDJeWfVE

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Minecraft Mafia 3.0 [Mafia win! Post-Game discussion open to all!]

What is an enderdragon

 
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Topic: Kongregate / OK for Kong games to spam Private Messages?

The annoying thing about this game is it spams people who have never even played it