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Topic: Bloons TD 5 / think of your own towers and upgrades for them

Originally posted by johngibbs10:

Angry birds

Info:This tower catapults 3 diffrent birds.Red:pops up to 5 bloons.chuck:100% faster than others and pops wood bloons.
the blues:pops ice and splits into 3.

Path1:

more birds:joins extra 3.boomrang:rebounds when misses.white:drops an explodeing egg pops zebra,black and lead.pops up to 6 bloons insted of 5.bomb:blows up 4 layers.pops lead and black.not zebra.

terrance:terrance joins the angrybird swling shot.terrance:pops up to 15 bloons,pops lead.2.5X more damage to cremic.

duo swingshot:uses 2 swingshots insted of 1.

Mighty eagle.allows an abbility to summon mighty eagle destroys all bloons.destroys M.O.A.B class bloons.Not ZOMG.boss bloons enter with 10% health.

path 2:

metal swling shot:shoots much faster.(100%)

telescope range:much more range and detects cammoflarge.

prieceatation:pops extra 5 bloons

Earthquake:allows this tower able use earthquake abillity:scares all bloons in a way to the bigening.affects moab and bfb.

Cost of main:525 on easy,600 on medium and 650 on hard.

path 1 cost:

more birds:200 on easy, 250 on medium,300 on hard.

terrance:2X as much

Duo swingshot:400 on easy,500 on medium,600 on hard.

mighty eagle:1500 on easy,3000 on medium,same cost as super monkey on easy(hard)

Path 2 cost:

metal swlingshot:100 on easy,150 on medium,200 on hard.

telescope range:50 on easy,100 on medium,150 on hard.

preaceataion:400 on easy,600 on medium,1000 on hard.

earth quake:5000 on easy,5500 on medium,10,000 on hard.

Copyright.
Don’t suggest things from other games.

Topic: Everybody Edits / Sigh...

Meow, Why did you necro this,
WHY!!!??

Topic: Everybody Edits / Potion Guide

I approve of this thread.
I suggest including somewhere in the OP on what command to use to disable a certain potion.

Topic: Everybody Edits / Everybody Edits Creepypasta

Originally posted by ShinyPorygon5:

Originally posted by Joona1410:

Originally posted by ShinyPorygon5:

Another one of my creppypastas: So I was on ee the other day, I spent my energy as normal and looked around for some friends in the kong chat. There was none at the moment, and all the other people were just noobs people I didn’t know or care to talk to, so I decided to check out a few worlds. I looked in the online section for worlds and I saw a world titiled: “I’m in your closet” I thought it was another world with weird names trying to get people to join. I thought of it as just another world when I realized there was only 1 player on. And this was the online section I was looking at. How was it possible? Out of curiousity I decided to join.

When I got there it was a wide world with a grassland. I kept going until I got to the end and then I saw a building which resembled a house. I went inside and noticed that there seemed to be a cover up block which I had not seen before. The cover up door block was…covering up the other one player on the map. I opened the key door and went inside. I could only see the player’s name and mine. The player’s name was BACKDOORKILLER.

Anyways, I went inside and through the keyholes of the key door a red goo started to come out. The other player’s name was moving back and forth. I realized he made it look like he was murdering my player with some weird bot or hack he had made. Then the key doors opened and I saw a dead smiley fly out of the house. I was disgusted and very frightened by this hack which wasn’t funny at all. I closed the screen and went to bed. Later that night I heard a pounding from my closet, and I saw text floating above my closet door titled: BACKDOORKILLER.

kinda creepy.

It’s supposed to be.

Seriously.
Why did you have to bump this…
sigh
Kong needs some auto filter for topics older than 2 weeks that auto locks them.

Topic: Everybody Edits / Anarchy time!

why did you not just let this die…

Topic: Everybody Edits / RPG pixel art gallery.

Topic: Everybody Edits / Everybody Edits Bureau of Crew Statistics

Originally posted by hummerz5:

Wait, so what is this? Statistics or reviews? Looks more like a self-nominated critic to me. :o

Why. Just. Why.

Topic: Everybody Edits / Ideas

Originally posted by Blazer205:

The ability to take away your woot

The cognitive ability for one to woot only the worlds that actually deserve it.

Topic: Everybody Edits / Universe Space crew

Topic: Everybody Edits / A new crew (Under Construction)

Is it even a ninja if I post here?

Topic: Everybody Edits / The troll thread

I do agree that if a screenshot is included and the thread is properly moderated, these could be useful.
However, no screenshots or proof are ever included.

Topic: Bloons TD 5 / Think of your own bloons!

Originally posted by calvindang:

Originally posted by jbos123:

Purple bloon
RBE of 75
When blue and reds felt useless, they merged together their strongest forces and made this.
Fast as a pink, when broken splits into 25 blue and 25 red.
Immune to any tower that is lower than 1/1, so non upgraded towers can’t hurt it.
Special: flies over pineapples.
Appears at round 20

Grey bloon
He is so dull sometimes, that he dulls sharp objects around him, effectively protecting bloons around him from darts or shrapnel.
Explosions hurt it however.
RBE of 50, splits into 10 pink.
Appears at round 30

Why do people keep suggesting things with 0 HP?

Edited my post.

Topic: Bloons TD 5 / think of your own towers and upgrades for them

Originally posted by kisember:

Spy monkey:
Spy monkey can attack camo bloon and detect camo all nearby towers. Throws knifes. Knifes can pop 4 bloons at once and pop frozen bloons.
costs – easy: $850/1000/1080
path 1 upgrades:
- GPS ($255/300/325): Increased attack speed and detection/attack range.
- secondary darts ($385/450/485): Throws 3 darts with a knife. Darts can pop 2 bloons at once.
- tiny bombs ($770/900/980): Throws 3 secondary bombs instead of darts. Secondary bombs can pop lead bloons but not black bloons.
- crippling bombs ($2550/3000/3250): Bombs can cripple bloons and does 10×damage to MOAB-class bloons, but shorter cripple time. Cripple not effect ZOMGs.
path 2 upgrades:
- razor sharp knifes ($255/300/325): Knifes can pop 7 bloons instead of 4 and pop 2 layers of bloon.
- movie cameras ($510/600/650): Creates movie cameras. Movie cameras detect camo all nearby towers and slow down all nearby bloons.
- triple knifes ($555/650/700): Throws 3 knifes instead of 1.
- shotgun ($2550/3000/3250): Shotgun has unlimited range, big poptastic, but slow attack speed. Shotgun can pop lead bloons and popping 12 layers. Machine gun ability: Shots with machine gun instead of shotgun. Machine gun popping 18 layers, shots 4.5× as fast and extra damage to MOAB-class bloons.

Machine gun should pop less layers than a shotgun.

Topic: Everybody Edits / The troll thread

Topic: Everybody Edits / flying potions

Originally posted by ayushman:

not now but sure later

…

Topic: Bloons TD 5 / think of your own towers and upgrades for them

Originally posted by Teep_:

De’Mat Monkey
Description
Will take out one whole balloon no matter if it’s a red~ceramatic

Pros:
1Shot’s bloons ( Not moab/zomg, but able to with upgrade L;3 )
Can upgrade to Dematieralizer ( Half shots to kill moab+ ((20=Moab 40=ZOMG))Regular: ( 40 shots Moabs and 80 shots ZOMG )
Starts out able to pop Lead bloons

Cons:
5s reload ( can go down to 3.5s )
Non-splash attack
1-shot rule does not apply to MOAB+ Balloons
Can’t detect camo untill R;1 is purchased

Cost:1,300Easy,1,600Medium,2,100Hard.

Left path upgrade
1:Fast Reload Decrease reload time by 2.5s;Cost:1,100
2:Cold-Transfer If a balloon is blue or lead it instantly divides into 2 smaller
balloons equal to the larger bloon but one side has a 80% chance to not
spawn;Cost:1,500 Explanation( Yellow would divide into 2 blue bloons. )
3:Super MisslesAble to hit Moab/Zomg-class bloons;Cost:4,850
Explanation(Moab/Zomg bloons are now able to be killed
40 shots -Moab bloon; 80 shots = Zomg bloon)
4:De-MatieralizerTakes half of the regular shots to kill Moab/Zomg class
bloons ( 20 Moab / 40 Zomg )Cost;7,550

Right path
1:Camo-Seeking bulletsAble to now shoot bullets that seek out camo
(1Shot rule does not apply because of not main bullets) 1C-Sb=2 layers
popped;Cost:1,500
2:Camo-DestructionC-Sb’s now pop 4 layers instead of 2;Cost:750
3:Air-StrikeInstantly pops 5 layers of each bloon on the map;Cost:5,000
4:Rank-LossAll bloons that are *FULLY*color;Red,Blue,Green,Yellow,+Pink
are instantly popped and ceramatic bloons turn into 1 Rainbow bloon all other
bloons are not effected;Cost:8,900

A bit on the OP side

Topic: Everybody Edits / problem with classes

Originally posted by rennoc011:

its annoying whene your on a vacation and coming back to find out that it was decressing so that means i hav to quit my job to play ethry frickin day

You have to quit your job to go back to school and learn to use grammar.

Topic: Bloons TD 5 / think of your own towers and upgrades for them

Dart Turret

Base: Fires darts spreading like those of a base dartling gun, but in a medium radius.

First upgrade path
1: Rapid Fire, shoots much faster.
2: S-M-R-T darts, can hit camo
3: Hawkeye precision, darts will act like neva miss darts.
4: Dart swarm, shoots 500 darts around the screen that home in on the strongest bloon.

Second upgrade path
1: Piercing darts, pops 2 layers off of a bloon.
2: M-E-C-A Darts, mini external cluster ammo flies off of the base dart (like frag bombs)
3: T-A-C addon, Thermal Attacking Cannon fires darts that can pop lead and frozen.
4: D-F-N-D Darts, Deadly flaming napalm darts give the napalm status and singe off a 3rd layer of bloon.

I’m unsure of the upgrade prices, but the base tower is:

$550 on easy
$625 on medium
$700 on hard

Specialty building:

Engineering station
T1: Decreases tower and upgrade cost by 5% (750 MM)
T2: All darts shot by this tower have a 50% chance to pop an extra layer (1000 MM)
T3: Turret AI is improved, allowing it to deploy darts that fly around the tower (like the glaive lord’s glaives) (1250 MM)
T4: Dart swarm towers are replaced with BFB brawler darts, that do 5x damage to MOAB class bloons. (1500MM)

Tesla tower

Base: A monkey with a tesla gun that shoots chain lightning that hits up to 10 bloons popping 2 layers in a short range.

First upgrade path
1: Kilowatt, lightning can now hit 20 bloons instead of 10.
2: Gigawatt, bloons hit with lightning will get a charged status, making them faster by 0.5 speed, but popping 2 layers every second
3: V-L-T-G overload, Volt Laser Tesla Gun gets an overload, popping 3 layers and hitting a whopping 30 bloons per bolt.
4: Thunderstorm, an ability that gives the charged status to every bloon, and pops 1 layer off when used.

Second upgrade Path
1: Electric overclocking, fires the tesla gun much faster.
2: Electric sparking, at the end of the lightning bolt it spreads into a small spark that pops 1 layer of bloon.
3: Static flare, can hit camo and will remove camo from a bloon.
4: Overheat, every bloon popped gets napalm status because of the heat produced by the tesla gun.

Base tower cost:
$700 easy
$800 medium
$950 hard

Specialty building:

Tesla Coil
T1: Decreases tower and upgrade cost by 5%. (450 MM)
T2: Tower can now pop an extra layer of bloon. (600 MM)
T3: Tower fires 25% faster. (750 MM)
T4: Lightning is replaced by plasma bolts, popping twice the layers of bloon. (1500MM)

Archer monkey

Base: A monkey that fires sharp arrows that pop one layer off of a bloon in a large radius.

First upgrade path
1: Quiver enhancement, shoots 10% faster.
2: Magical arrows, pops lead and frozen bloons.
3: Monkey crossbowman, every arrow pops a second layer of bloon
4: Arrow storm, an ability that hits every bloon on the screen with arrows.

Second upgrade path
1: Longer range, self explanatory.
2: Eagle eyes, can hit camo
3: Bomb arrows, every arrow has a 40% chance to explode.
4: MOAB mauler arrows, bomb arrow chance increased to 60% and do 5x damage to MOABs.

$450 on easy
$525 on medium
$600 on hard

Specialty building:

Archery range

T1: Decreases tower and upgrade cost by 5% (300 MM)
T2: Each arrow pops an extra layer (450 MM)
T3: Bomb arrows can pop black and zebra bloons (600 MM)
T4: All arrows are replaced with fire arrows, so bloons get napalm when popped (1200 MM)

Topic: Bloons TD 5 / Think of your own bloons!

Purple bloon
RBE of 76
When blue and reds felt useless, they merged together their strongest forces and made this.
Fast as a pink, when broken splits into 25 blue and 25 red.
Immune to any tower that is lower than 1/1, so non upgraded towers can’t hurt it.
Special: flies over pineapples.
Appears at round 20

Grey bloon
He is so dull sometimes, that he dulls sharp objects around him, effectively protecting bloons around him from darts or shrapnel.
Explosions hurt it however.
RBE of 51, splits into 10 pink.
Appears at round 30

B.O.B
is a MOAB class bloon, stands for Big Omnipotent Bloon,
Splits into 10 MOABs and 5 BFBs, and takes the same damage as a BFB.
However, it is immune to explosives, so MOAB maulers cant harm it.
Appears at round 90.

Topic: Everybody Edits / ideas

Oh. My. Fucking. God.

Topic: Everybody Edits / The Turd Smiley.

Originally posted by Joona1410:

why did my post get deleted? ._.

Can you stop reviving old threads…

Topic: Everybody Edits / Ideas

Originally posted by chiragpatel00:

I have a Potion Idea!

For Owners, It should go to Potion Setting in Modify Level

In Potion Setting, The Owner can choose potions to allow in the World then Save

When It’s Saved, The System will appear that “You can now only use _____ in This World”

Example:
The Owner of the City allows Potion of Blue Aura, Potion of Green Aura, Potion of Yellow Aura and Potion of Red Aura in The City then Save.

The Players will see the System “You can now only use Potion of Blue Aura, Potion of Green Aura, Potion of Yellow Aura and Potion of Red Aura in This World”

I already posed this idea a few days ago, but you added on to it a little, good job.

Topic: Everybody Edits / HACKERS

OMFG
This guy just revived a thread from march in 2011…. WTF man.

Topic: Everybody Edits / The Postman Smiley is officially unobtainable.

Joona needs to be banned, he keeps spamming threads back to life.

Topic: Everybody Edits / Smiley Evolution

Originally posted by Joona1410:

i can’t remember that much but here’s a new one: :) → XP → laika → astronaut → propeller

Kongregate admins replied to my report, hopefully joona is banned now, stop posting here