Recent posts by SSPBOURNE on Kongregate

Topic: Off-topic / So apparently I can see into OT's future

Newgrounds did the same thing when it came to daylight savings time.
But it’s not daylight savings time…
So it’s just the programmers stealing people’s jokes and using them the wrong way in a desperate attempt to be funny.
Or maybe I just assume the worst in people.

Topic: Off-topic / What is your Zodiac?

Fapricorn.

Topic: Off-topic / If you had no choice, what would you rather use?

I’d pick two, and hope that I didn’t click on an ad that would result in me getting viruses.

Topic: Off-topic / #CutforBiebs

It’s a trolling effort from /b/ that most of you fell for.
Cockmunchers.

Topic: Off-topic / What is the worst thing PETA has done?

The worst thing they’ve done is euthanize most of their animals.
The dumbest? Trying to rename fish to sea-kittens.

Topic: Off-topic / Thinking of leaving.

Originally posted by TheRoflWaffle:

Pass the stacheberry down to someone else.
Someone worthy of its power.

Originally posted by denamo:

Hmm…

Topic: Off-topic / Thinking of leaving.

I’ve been posting on this forum once in a blue moon. It’s just not interesting anymore. But I don’t want to take the Stacheberry with me.
What do I do?

Topic: Off-topic / The Stacheberry is dressed up for Halloween.

What do you plan on doing for Halloween?

Topic: Off-topic / I'm so good looking they call me the cat slayer

You’re so white, it’s ridiculous.

Topic: Off-topic / What is the very first video game you remember playing?

Spyro the Dragon. BITCH!

Topic: Off-topic / Gangnam Style

I, for one, will do that dance everywhere I go. Maybe bring friends.
Oh wait, I’m too white.

Topic: Off-topic / How long are you on the forums for?

I’m always on these forums. But I post once every blue moon.

Topic: Off-topic / Who The Fuck Made Salad Fingers and Why? Were they on Ccrack?

Originally posted by onlineidiot1994:

Newgrounds is on the 9gag tier.
9gag is the lowest level of shit-eating on the net.

Ironically, they have less trolls than Kongregate.
Really says something, doesn’t it?

Topic: Off-topic / Post Your Fantasy Football Team Here

Alex Mercer, Sub-Zero, Mike Ehrmantraut, Batma- oh, we need actual football players? LAAAAME!

Topic: Off-topic / The Hulk is now the main character of your favorite movie. How would that change it?

Secondhand lions? Ummm…

Topic: Off-topic / You are now a professional Warlock/Necromancer

Originally posted by FullMeasureZam:

2 for reasons that are unsuitable for the age category of the Kongregate forums.

13+ is suitable for sex mate.

To talk about it yeah, but not to experience it.

Topic: Off-topic / What's your worst class this year?

Originally posted by Rich112:

Originally posted by SSPBOURNE:

Originally posted by denamo:

Originally posted by SSPBOURNE:

My job.

You do not like your job?

Unless you do Machinima, any job is worse than taking a class.

I love my job more than any class I ever took.

Yiffing is not an occupation.
And on that note, I’m going to sleep.

Topic: Off-topic / Heron is Racist (new Pig n Heron comic ITT)

I like this more than I should.

Topic: Off-topic / What's your worst class this year?

Originally posted by denamo:

Originally posted by SSPBOURNE:

My job.

You do not like your job?

Unless you do Machinima, any job is worse than taking a class.

Topic: Off-topic / What's your worst class this year?

My job.

Topic: Off-topic / You are now a professional Warlock/Necromancer

Gargoyle’s and Incubus’/Succubus’ are instantly ruled out because anything on my intelligence level would know how to turn on me. And if playing The Darkness has taught me anything, it’s that Imp’s are fucking annoying. Chimera it is.

Edit: I also rule out anything killed by holy water because I watch too much Supernatural.

Topic: Off-topic / How big is your foot?

Let’s just say I have to side-step downstairs to avoid falling.

Topic: Off-topic / Guys Zamininc is TRIPPING balls

What else is new?

Topic: Off-topic / Apple wins in lawsuit towards Samsung.

Apple ripped off Microsoft’s Tablet PC from 2002.

Topic: Off-topic / XBOX 360 VS PLAYSTATION 3

The only reason I’d get an XBox is to play Mass Effect. Obviously buying an XBox to play one game is a waste of money, so I’ll just steal one live with it.