Recent posts by cllazyman on Kongregate

Topic: Off-topic / create a name for your new gun!

The Direct Gun. Always hits its target.

Topic: Off-topic / Favorite disney movie

WALL-E or the Incredbles.

Topic: Off-topic / I got Injustice: Gods Among Us

I seen ads and references to that game too much recently. There is even a poll on which superheros would win in a tournament in the game.

Topic: Off-topic / Choose only one

Youtube.com is the only reasonable choice.

Topic: Off-topic / What do you like better? Chinese food or Japanese food?

I had both types and I pick Japanese.

Topic: Off-topic / So my 9 year old son had a test, and did better then I thought he would.

Originally posted by betterplayer:

He got every single question right…
24 / 8 = n / 0.5
answer of 6.

Troll harder.

Topic: Off-topic / God, I hate my stepdad

You have a great stepdad.

Topic: Off-topic / What if you wake up then suddenly...

Read and become smart while getting a job at McDonalds for money. After 100 years, I will go back to highschool and then go to the best college in that time.

Topic: Off-topic / I am leaving OT forever

Originally posted by DMinor:

Also, question. If I got Steam would I become worth talking to?

Yes. Not by me though.

Topic: Off-topic / Form your combo move!

1. Take 5 steps back.
2. Put on sunglasses.
3. Bring out bazooka.
4. Shoot it to death.

Topic: Off-topic / Hello fellow OT'ers :D

During the time you were away, I became far better than you because of my K+.

Topic: Off-topic / Choose from Choices A B and C before entering this thread.

I choose singing the rickroll.

Topic: Off-topic / What do you think about this stupidity?

What I want to know is why JennaMarbles and the VEVO channels are so high up in the subscribers rankings.

Topic: Off-topic / How do i find this out?

OT is not your standard dating tips forum. Anyways you won’t find a serious answer from anyone other than MadJedi.

Topic: Off-topic / I now have K+

Never wanted it and was never in the internet until 3 minutes ago, but now I can say that I am better than most of you when it comes to m position in kongregate. Even though that isn’t saying much.
Discuss your feelings on Kong +.

Topic: Off-topic / Anti Bronies, I got a question.

I like how some bronies years ago are now anti bronies.

Topic: Off-topic / Try to type your user name with your head

Nose: cllazyman
I refuse to do the head.

Topic: Off-topic / What if OT were a zoo

I’m the lazy sloth.

Topic: Off-topic / Do all bronies look like this?

There is a brony in my school. She looked like an average asian, but is the most annoying and untalented piece of shit that exists.

Topic: Off-topic / When you play Chess, do you have any particular strategy?

Originally posted by AlextheGreat13:

I arrange my pawns into a V. I can then move my bishops along the sides of that V and send them out across the board at opportune times. Essentially, I make my bishops into snipers so that I can pick off enemy targets.

Edit: Although I forgot to show it in the picture, I move my rooks one space forward to make use of the pawn shield and to protect them from counter-sniping.

If I just move my d7 and e7 pawns, then your bishops lose the h3 and a3 squares. And the first thing I always do is move one of those pawn two spaces up. There are a lot of pawn formations that can counter this and give me an easy advantage.

Topic: Off-topic / Girlfriend may be Pregnant?

The worst thing to do other then murder is leave her. As long as you don’t do this you will be fine.

Topic: Off-topic / Hottest Girl At School Knows My Name

That is nothing to be proud of. Think of it as a requirement. If she didn’t know your name by now, then you are sociably below average.

Topic: Off-topic / Will you take this deal?

Unless if it has any weapons or special powers, I can easily kill it or throw it out of my window. Bunnies can’t survive a 5 story fall.

Topic: Off-topic / North Korea

Hasbro Studios.

Topic: Off-topic / You have married your dreamwife..

So all females are now lesbian/bisexual?