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Topic: Kongregate / Auto-Removed Posts

Originally posted by Vegard20:
Originally posted by Laxaria:

CommanderObvious obviously has been courteously chased by the obviously useful spam filter which obviously seems to have taken a liken to an obviously annoyed CommanderObvious who is obviously hoping for this to stop… obviously.

^_-

But CommanderObvious is married to Spam Filter. He’s not annoyed, and obviously don’t hope for this to stop.

I know what happened.

CommanderObvious cheated on the spam filter and now she is getting revenge

 
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Topic: Off-topic / My friend thinks 'dining with the family' is old.

eating with your family is normal. Tell your friend that he should stop trying to act adult because he is only 12.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / People in SD are retarded. PROOF INSIDE

Originally posted by MFThomas:
Originally posted by DukeNukemForever:
Originally posted by catdude250:
Originally posted by DukeNukemForever:

Proof: they fall for the most obvious trolling attempts. Only retards fall for obvious trolls. Therefor, all SD regs are retarded.

dicsucc

says the guy who cannot even spell discuss right

say it the way I spelled it. Better yet, say it that way to your mother. I’m sure she will find it hilarious.

pronounced dis-cuck?

Lets separate the word into syllables: dic-succ

Now go say that to your dad. Say it as if its a question for MAXIMUM LULZ

 
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Topic: Off-topic / People in SD are retarded. PROOF INSIDE

Originally posted by catdude250:
Originally posted by DukeNukemForever:

Proof: they fall for the most obvious trolling attempts. Only retards fall for obvious trolls. Therefor, all SD regs are retarded.

dicsucc

says the guy who cannot even spell discuss right

say it the way I spelled it. Better yet, say it that way to your mother. I’m sure she will find it hilarious.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / BRITFISH GET IN HERE!

Originally posted by MelbourneBoy:

Did you know:
-The term of Redneck is an American.
-Australia is more multicultural than any other country in the world.
-50% of the Australian population are actually Asians, while the other 50% are Europeans, Americans, and Australians.

wait, so less than 50% of the Australian population is Australian? LOLWUT

 

Topic: Off-topic / People in SD are retarded. PROOF INSIDE

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Topic: Serious Discussion / Is atheism a mental disorder?

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Topic: Off-topic / Why photographic memory is awesome

Originally posted by MFThomas:

lolwut

gtfo kid, the adults are talking

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why photographic memory is awesome

You can take ur pr0nz everywhere :D

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How to be a troll

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Navi

HEY HEY LISTEN

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Auto-Removed Posts

Yeah, the spam filter sometimes deletes all posts posted by a user for no reason.

FIX YOUR SHIT, KONGREGATE

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How to taste the rainbow

1. buy skittles
2. Grind them into fine powder
3. SNORT IT
4. WOAHHHH LOOK AT THE COLORS, MANNNNN

dicsucc

 
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Topic: Off-topic / how to troll everyone

BROTIP: dial-up connections give you a new IP address every time you go online!

IP BAN COMPANIES WILL GO BANKRUPT

 
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Topic: Off-topic / how to troll everyone

1. wait for someone to get permabanned
2. wait a few more days to see if they make an alt
3. If they don’t, make an alt and pose as them
4. watch as all of OT believe you are this person.
5. Now reveal your plans for MAXIMUM TROLLING

dicsucc

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / legalization of marijuana

Originally posted by Ruudiluca:
Originally posted by FallenSparrow:

Alcohol is many times more dangerous, but it’s “culturally acceptable” still, I don’t get it. D:

Yes.

It has a religious element.
Red wine = Jesus’ blood.

If Jesus’s blood was as alcoholic as red wine, he must have been drunk constantly all of his life.

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / legalization of marijuana

Originally posted by Criks:
Originally posted by DukeNukemForever:
Originally posted by Criks:
Originally posted by Syneil:

The main problem is that both alcohol and marijuana are used medicinally. Tobacco isn’t a drug. You appear to be against recreational use of drugs, which is fair enough. I’ll just throw my own view out there: I consider liberty to be far more important; so long as nobody else is being harmed [needs defining] people should not be banned from doing what they want to do.

So what you’re saying is, laws are only there to prevent people from harming other people, not themselves? I disagree. To make a clear example: If there’s a drug that will give you extreme pleasure for the first hour, but then torment you for the rest of your life, I believe the government should not only ban it, but most importantly make people understand why it is a poor decision to take it.

I agree! The government should also ban other dangerous things like: guns, knives, things with sharp corners, anything that weighs more than 3 lbs and can be swung, and all animals. It is the governments job to keep us safe from ouchies D:

They shouldnt ban the items themselves, only using them in a dangerous way, with an obvious line somewhere. Poor job trying to ridicule.

But you said in your post that the government should ban your imaginary drug. Now you are saying things shouldn’t be banned, but the dangerous use should be. Have you heard of this thing called “consistency”? You should try it some time.

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / China's One Child Policy 32 years on: Has it been effective?

Originally posted by thedarklordx:

your poor if you cannot afford to keep up with people who go to public school(obviously private schools are expensive so everyone there is already rich so you cant compete with them)

ex: everyone at public school has a cellphone a console a bike and an ipod

everyone at a private school has a mansion

if you cant afford the mansion your not poor if you cant afford the previously mentioned stuff your poor

wait, so you are poor if you don’t buy a cell phone, a gaming console, a bike, and an ipod? LOL AMERICA

 
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Topic: Off-topic / My laptop keeps getting hot for no reason

Wait, computers get hot if you leave them on for long periods of time? HOLY SHIT I DIDNT SEE THIS COMING

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / legalization of marijuana

Originally posted by Criks:
Originally posted by Syneil:

The main problem is that both alcohol and marijuana are used medicinally. Tobacco isn’t a drug. You appear to be against recreational use of drugs, which is fair enough. I’ll just throw my own view out there: I consider liberty to be far more important; so long as nobody else is being harmed [needs defining] people should not be banned from doing what they want to do.

So what you’re saying is, laws are only there to prevent people from harming other people, not themselves? I disagree. To make a clear example: If there’s a drug that will give you extreme pleasure for the first hour, but then torment you for the rest of your life, I believe the government should not only ban it, but most importantly make people understand why it is a poor decision to take it.

I agree! The government should also ban other dangerous things like: guns, knives, things with sharp corners, anything that weighs more than 3 lbs and can be swung, and all animals. It is the governments job to keep us safe from ouchies D:

 
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Topic: Off-topic / BATTLE OF THE SMILEYS!

OP is a newfig

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Nova 6 Gas - Real or Fake?

Originally posted by Sir_Fratley:
Originally posted by thetruth88:

nova 6 is real back in world war II a Nazi scientist who made the nuclear bomb made nova6. nova 6 is found in the nuclear bomb. the gas is what kills people in a nuclear blast. that is what makes the mushroom cloud

Mushroom clouds are generally clouds of radioactive particles thrown up by the explosion

No. A mushroom cloud will appear for any explosion large enough. People just associate them with nuclear bombs because “IT WAS ON A TV SHOW I WATCHED SO IT MUST BE TRUE

 
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Topic: Off-topic / In case it isn't clear on who I am...

keep this bumped, panda must see it so he will stop begging me to tell him my identity.

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / If the President of the United States of America was an Athiest or Agnostic do you think he would edit the Pledge of Alliegance to cancel out the "Under God" part?

Originally posted by antiworld:

Karma, read my pro argument to keeping it, and don’t imply conservatives are immature for believing in God.

He was implying that they are immature because they use their beliefs as a base for hating people who are different.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / In case it isn't clear on who I am...

Originally posted by Speaksforthedead:
Originally posted by DukeNukemForever:
Originally posted by Speaksforthedead:
Originally posted by DukeNukemForever:
Originally posted by Speaksforthedead:

I knew this.

o rly?

I know everything.

wtf hax

omg how’d u know i was haxing?

bekuz i got teh cyber police 2 help me