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Topic: Off-topic / Developous real name and photo

i thought he only attacked our glorious fgf
has he spread to the holy land of ot as well??

 

Topic: Off-topic / Guys, This Thread will literally BLOW YOUR MIND

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Topic: Off-topic / Guys, This Thread will literally BLOW YOUR MIND

toughness doesnt matter when you got a gun that can kill you instantly

IN REAL LIFE

 

Topic: Off-topic / Guys, This Thread will literally BLOW YOUR MIND

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Topic: Forum Games / HOMESCHOOL [Writing Competition] ~ Round 1: Short Stories

This is for 45

For a moment, all was calm, all was quiet. Somewhere, in some way, there was rape. Suddenly, the Shadowy Black Man appeared. He stuck his fingers down low, pulling out some of that delicious dark curry. “DO YOU WANT A SLUSHIE???” He then unleashes his special move, The Billion Men of India. Kim Jun Un can only cower in fear as India immigrates. Armed with Hindu and Cumin, the Billion Men of India rode into the fray on their merry Kerry cows. One by one they were fervently struck down by The Immortal Dragon’s sperm, combusting into pure Curry as they prayed to themselves and to the almighty “God, if we have to go through another fucking world war again…” But the times have changed. Kim Jung Un was simply overwhelmed by the sheer number and smell of the Billion Men of India. The Shadowy Black Man stood over him, legs spread over his nostrils taunting him with his two bulging sacks of cloves. Slowly, he unfurled his turban, revealing him to be…. Bangkok Apna! Bending even lower, he began to smother the Immortal Dragon’s face with cow. The Immortal Dragon, in an act of desperation, fiercely observed the nearest Kimen-11. There was a sudden crash! What was that sound? Bangkok Apna, turned, and to his horror, it was the sound of a failing business. This moment had been precontrived by the all intelligent Kim, who took advantage of his faltering spirit and dropped a mortar on Bangkok Apna, along with Osamabama who happened to be there. She is everywhere. After the dust settled, Bangkok Apna, formerly Osamabama, was nowhere to be seen. BUT WHO IS THIS?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Dungeon Nightmares Game.(signups)

sign 4 lols

 
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Topic: Forum Games / HOMESCHOOL [Writing Competition] ~ Round 1: Short Stories

oh boy i have to listen to music first i hope its not screamo

 
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Topic: Forum Games / HOMESCHOOL [Writing Competition] ~ Round 1: Short Stories

sign

in fact my friend and i instituted a system in school where each person in our friend circles would rotate and write a story per day

we first started with the adventures of kim jung un and true korea

the whole thing is so ridiculous we plan to sell it for 50k

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Game 4] The Clues (Sign-ups)

sign lol

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Word Mashing

pls

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

Originally posted by Helltank:

the anime is basically shitty fanfic of a video game

agreed

any opinions on the manga

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

Hi whats Deimatara?

(dont hate me please)

Edit: After a few moments of observation nvm

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Blob[DE]volution [Signups]

Oh i see ive fallen off the other side of the cliff xD

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Blob[DE]volution [Signups]

Woah this is really creative
Possibly the first game ive seen here with religion that works as an actual game concept!

tldr must sign

Name: Grendel
Modifications:

Sticky: Sticky to every surface

The Eye: Increased vision and analytical processing

Hardening: Creates a metal shield around areas, rendering it very solid and non sticky

Divider: Can separate itself from itself with high accuracy

Explosive: Able to manufacture chemicals with differing degrees of explosiveness.

Seeping: Can sink into any surface and remain fully functional

Electromagnetism: Reactor can shift into being an electrical core. Grendel can then absorb electrons and discharge them. His magnetism can attract and utilize metals at a range.

Triple Backup: So much sDNA (STEEL DNA) that every cell is capable of regenerating 3 times.

Temporal Manipulation: So much information and energy within its reactor that Grendel can, for a short moment, diverge from the real time axis into the imaginary time axis, allowing him to slip through worlds as an absolute defence. He can do other things, such as analyze the effects of different decisions in different worlds. Eventually he can launch attacks at any angle in the imaginary time axis with varying velocities. To regular slimes it would look like dejavu, illusions, changes in the setting, reversal of previously confirmed outcomes, and cloning are happening all at once.


Attacks/Skills:

Certain Death: Grendel divides a portion of itself into many spheres. They all seep into the ground, or float in the air, moving towards the target. When it reaches, they close around it, then crystallizing before it explodes in shrapnel.

Artillery: Divides and shoots Armored sections containing a healthy dose of explosives. Can vary in size to trade accuracy for concentrated power.

Invisible Sword: Generates a large magnetic field, and using the Eye can magnetize and manipulate scattered bits of metal or its own armor. These can be used efficiently as if they were connected to Grendel’s own limbs. Can either be Positively or Negatively charged, which on contact leaves that respective Mark.

Electron Absorption: A touch by a tendril or Invisible Sword can absorb many electrons for energy, leaving a high positive charge and Positively marking them. If an object is Negatively Marked, then all metals and armor are able to home in on the target with great speed.

Electric Burst: Shoots lightning that scatters short range. If something is Positively Marked, a concentrated thunderbolt strikes at a long range without fail unless Positive Mark is altered. Lightning is so fast that an undetected shot is nearly impossible to be dodged. The discharge leaves a high negative charge and Negatively Marking them.

Liquid Metal: Through a hybrid of heat and electricity, Grendel can, at high speeds, reform metal into different shapes, alloys, and charges. Includes his own armor.

Absolute Defence: Sends a portion or the entirety of himself into Imaginary Time until the attack has passed. The process is very energy consuming.

Foresight: Can move copies of himself into Imaginary Time, where he uses his eye to experiment with his actions and effects of his opponent’s actions, until he finds the ideal choice and returns to his original point.

Salvage: Can find retrieve deisrable objects in the Imaginary Time axis. To retrieve, he sticks himself to them and expends a great deal of energy to return to his original point.

Holy Satan: Splits into two parts which takes turns rotating phasing in and out of the Imaginary Time axis. Each enters the Real Time Axis long enough to gather enough energy to do another cycle. The Holy(Imaginary) part changes the setting a bit each round while the Satan(Real) part launches a small attack. If the cycle is allowed to continue the target would be hemmed into a location where it would be physically impossible to dodge the next attack. Disrupting the cycle would force the attack to end.

Description/Appearence: Steel ball, with tendrils of slime emanating from it. Within the sphere there are alternating layers of armor and tendrils, all connecting to the central reactor. At any time the armor can dissolve and the slime can become armor, but this is his preferred neutral form.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / In the near distant future... [cyoa]

Ok i guess absurd stories with BGO references dont appeal to anyone : D !

 
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Topic: Forum Games / In the near distant future... [cyoa]

R

 
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Topic: Forum Games / In the near distant future... [cyoa]

R4l

ADAPTED FROM THE TERRIBLE OT STORY I MADE

THEREFORE DESERVES A GAME BY ME


In a brave new world, a brave new game, Flappy Goat is released.
Looks fun, so you download it.
A dialog pops up, “Do you agree to the Terms and Conditions?”
The Terms and Conditions are stupidly long (93 pages) so you press ok and accept.
Little did you know that three very important clauses were obscured into the Terms:
On the 13th page, 2nd paragraph: “You acknowledge the existence of a code within this manual”
On the 34th page, 8th paragraph: “The code is the first letter of every page”
On the 42th page, 1st paragraph: “You have discovered the code and agree to its statement(s)”
In the middle of the night, precisely 1:23 AM, you are attacked by men in goat costumes and devoured completely, flesh and bone.
May your soul rest in peace.

DOES THE STORY END HERE FOR OUR HERO??

FUCK GARFIELD, NO!


CLASSES!!

ITS TIME FOR EVERYONE TO CHOOSE THEIR DESTINY

1. (YOUR A BARBARIAN) Burst out their stomachs like a boss and devour THEM flesh and bone. LOLOLOLOOL you scream. Leap out the window.

2. (YOUR AN ILLUSIONIST.) DATTEBAYO you scream as you are suspended on the roof by a pool of water. Smoke explodes as they realize they have devoured a log and die of digestion problems.

3. (YOUR A SABOTEUR.) BOOM! All three men explode into pieces as you activate the nano c4 explosives you planted on their goat suits before they even got into the window!! Holy shit great balls of fire (60 megatons of nitro) In the past, you have only diffused bombs so its imperfect but Congratulations on your first explosive!

4. (YOUR AN ALCHEMIST!)

“We are gonna eat you then flatulate on your teeth!”

You feel lucky and start masturbating with flair, as you cleanse your mind and STDs with the souls of Heaven.

YUMM HE TASTES LIKE BITTER ALMONDS

They clutch their stomachs and writhe in agony, before finally melting and erupting into flame and broken glass.

You emerge unharmed! Lucky you!

[Continue]
[2 seconds]
[1 second]
[Vote to kick Zzzip from the game!]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Unamed Strategy Game - Day 2

Hi hi can i be replacement

Hero Name: Dr. Yolanda Sackrider
Cause Name:

And we will all bake together when we bake…
There’ll be nobody present at the wake!
With complete participation
In that grand incineration!

Nearly three billion hunks of well-done steak!

Sigil Form: Transparent layers of mandelbrot sets with psychedelic and trippy colors. Each mandelbrot is divided through the cantor process into different hasdorff dimensions so that when you staple the layers together into a 4d vase and place a slanted polarizing lens inside the handle you can clearly see the shape of a mockingjay fucking a zombie.

Hero Perks: Honor, Enlightenment, Royalty

 
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Topic: Off-topic / In the near distant future...

In a brave new world, a brave new game, Flappy Goat is released.

Looks fun, so you download it.

A dialog pops up, “Do you agree to the Terms and Conditions?”
The Terms and Conditions are stupidly long (93 pages) so you press ok and accept.

Little did you know that three very important clauses were obscured into the Terms:

On the 13th page, 2nd paragraph: “You acknowledge the existence of a code within this manual”
On the 34th page, 8th paragraph: “The code is the first letter of every page”
On the 42th page, 1st paragraph: “You have discovered the code and agree to its statement(s)”

In the middle of the night, precisely 1:23 AM, you are attacked by men in goat costumes and devoured completely, flesh and bone.

May your soul rest in peace.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Mafia (dead thread)

oh i was actually a mafia

i dont know how i got into that heated argument and contrary to what i said arguing isnt really my usual disposition but i started so i just went along with it

but then it got uncomfortable talking like that and then i had to go back and get all the posts and bs it all and i didnt feel like it

so yeah i went bye bye

i didnt want to kill death at night tho

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Mafia (dead thread)

Ok, you don’t have to remember anything. I’ll just go back and pull out all the posts. But I don’t have time for that right now so until then…school.

I was thinking of removing my vote on you but you seem to try to get my words out of context and even make up some things.

You don’t have to unvote me. I’m very curious as to what would have convinced you to remove your vote on me anyways. Please elaborate.

As for mixing up whatever, I am perfectly certain about everything I’ve said and when I come back from school I will pull out the posts. You can discuss your “true intentions” or whatev you want then.

I won’t remove that vote on you until the end of day 1, unless necessary, and you better believe me.

Man, I believed you would vote me until the end of this Day from the start ok?

The reason for this is that you are lying and falsifying my posts and you do this not to defend yourself but instead to make me look scummy.

On the contrary I think YOU are lying.

I’m not defending myself in this post.

In this post I am the instigator, and I feel that I should call you out when you said:

Nobody here is trying to push a lynch.

Which I feel is a blatant lie.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Mafia (dead thread)

Wait when did I say that? You are making things out that I didn’t say. You should stop with your attempts to read through the lines of one’s posts because it’s not working.

1. You have never denied that you want to lynch me
2. When you were told the better strategy, to use voting as pressure, you went against it and told me that lynching would give us my role, and this is the motivation behind your lynch.
3. You also told me that you wanted to lynch me to get me off of the game.
4. You said that by removing me from the game, I would also lessen the pool of suspicious players.
5. Even before you voted me, you were pushing to remove one of the “trolls”

Theres probably more if you want me to get more quotes and analyze your posts.

Seriously, you started off, and in the middle of the argument, typing every post saying you wanted to get me lynched/defending yourself from me accusing you wanting to get me lynched by displaying the “benefits” of it. Only towards the end did you do a complete 180 heel face turn and started saying you were pressuring me all along.

Yeah right.

So not only I shouldn’t attack you but I should start explaining every thought that I have to you? From where can you be sure in anything?

I’m not totally clear on exactly what this statement is referring to?

You were useless and you still are. You are equal to scum if you aren’t one. I don’t see anything useful you said expect like walls of defense which got us nowhere.

To sum up you can stop with this. You aren’t making yourself look clear, just the opposite. You aren’t making the players here feel that you are town, you are just annoying them.

Whatever you say bro.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Mafia (dead thread)

Originally posted by Deathstinger534:

Nobody here is trying to push a lynch. I don’t know for Helltank but I do it of the simplest to put pressure on Zzz. By putting pressure on someone is the best way to get information about a player and as you see the player we know the most now is Zzzip.

You know, this is a very big thorn in my side because I do not know exactly what am I defending myself from, you and death. What is this “thing” I am being accused of? I struggle to find out this “thing” that is making me look like mafia! What is this “thing” can someone please explain?

Are we going to go with this again? The thing I don’t like in your defense is that you just miss out the things that you don’t like in the posts against you. I think I have said enough about you for now, just go back and read my posts concerning you.

Also I agree with Hell that myhome is just trying so hard to buddy with Zzzip. First myhome was Zzzip’s trolling buddy now he is just supporting Zzzip with everything he can. That’s why I find something off in myhome’s play. I also don’t know how you find me “misguided” myhome and personally I didn’t agree with anything you wrote. Still everybody has an opinion and you expressed yours.

No I don’t want your explanation (not like you gave one), I want Helltank’s explanation, or someone else that accuses me.

Nobody here is trying to push a lynch

This is a blatant lie. I accused you of trying to push a lynch, andyou defended yourself that pushing for a quick lynch now is a good decision and that it will give us precious role info.

You wanted to lynch a troll in the beginning.
You wanted to lynch me, which you never denied, but rather championed as a way to get info (despite never responding to my argument that since I am not yet involved with anyone, lynching me does absolutely nothing)

Some quotes:

“I don’t see any reason for not lynching you”
“I like lynches because they give us the most precious information, the role”
“I said why I’m going with your lynch”
" Also you really don’t get why lynch is the best mean to get information, do you? As I said it doesn’t only reveal it role, it narrows down the number of suspicious players by eliminating useless/lurking/TROLLING players"

None of your posts in that argument even hints that you are voting me to put pressure on me, instead of being eager to lynch me.

Instead, EVERY one of your posts seem to WANT to lynch me immediately. You seem to WANT to lynch me in order to discover my role and/or remove me from the pool of suspicious people, not pressure me into further questioning in order to obtain an idea of my role , which I said would be the superior strategy.

Originally posted by Helltank:

My argument is this:

Zzzip is trying to impede town’s progress by spacefilling with random bullshit, like fluff or vague answers that mean nothing, as well as trying to drag Deathstinger into a heated emotional argument where no progress towards finding the mafia will be made.

If you can pls see, I did not initiate this argument, I was joking until I realized that wamp, Lebossle, and death were all voting me. At that point I decided to defend myself against the only one that was sincerely making a point that I am mafia.

As I said before, I am not spacefilling, if someone drags me into an argument I argue until something blows up. You know this trait from me since I came on FGF.

I’m not really sure how defending myself can be interpreted as “trying to drag deathstinger into a heated emotional argument.”

Originally posted by walfordking:

Ok, Myhome has been siding with Zzzip a lot. Zzzip has been through the mill with all this grilling and fair play to him, he has put up a fight.

With Occooa’s statement, read page 6 again. You will find your answer there, Occooa.

I would find this buddying strange except for one thing: I agree with everything he says.

As such, there is a difference between trying to flip up bullshit in order to defend someone in the face of undeniable or extremely likely evidence and speaking rationality.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Role Swap, the psychology! Round 2, Phase 2

Originally posted by Sabin7:

Single male Trumpeter, seeking names of warriors.
Will give reward.

www.edatetrumpeter.com

Find your match!