Recent posts by HypocrisyIsFun on Kongregate

Topic: Kongregate / How's Kong Gonna Celebrate Consumption Day?

Did anyone else read “consumption” as TB?

Topic: Kongregate / What you do/are outside of Kongregate...

Quiet Lazlo. I want to hear more about Eggy + female damijin.

Topic: Kongregate / Kreds Discussion

Quit talking in my post Jabor!
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I try to be blunt, but sometimes a club is too sharp…
Back to real discussion!

Topic: Kongregate / Kreds Discussion

I for one would not be able to earn a single award if I knew that somewhere, a thousand miles away perhaps, someone was able to buy that award. I mean, what’s the point? It’s a game website. What’s the point of playing games on a game website for useless awards if you can buy those useless awards? I mean, I should be able to brag about my superiority in game-playing sure, but when it comes to flaunting affluence, that crosses a line! I mean, just because I’m better than some rich kid doesn’t mean he should be able to level the field with pay-per-powerups. That’s not how the real world works. This just outrages me on so many levels! Why should my gaming experience be cheapened? The mere knowledge that my achievements are purchasable just makes the whole thing not worth it. Why play the games anymore? anyone? Any Kreds supporters, I dare you to answer this simple question: What is the purpose of playing games if someone can pay to play an easier version of the same game ? By introducing money into the equation, Kongregate has essentially destroyed all purpose in game-playing. I’m going to Armor Games to win some Armatars.

20 pages in two days… a sticky would be superfluous.

Topic: Kongregate / Kreds Discussion

Hell of a lot speculation going on… and a hell of a lot egotistical whining. Yahoo!
FACT : Kongregate is going to send everyone retroactive bills for time spent on the site payable only in Kreds.
FACT : The developers don’t even deserve the minuscule reimbursement they get from current ad revenue.
FACT : Soon, no badges will be displayed unless paid for.
FACT : This new Kreds system will encourage developers to become lazy and eventually halt all production of new games so they can spend their time looking for vacation homes.
FACT : This capitalist-whore system will drive everyone, everyone to other websites that aren’t in the pockets of the corporate fat cats.
FACT : The developers owe us, NOT the other way around.
FACT : Games will be charged by-the-byte to your Kred accounts.
FACT : I understand how a free market works.

Topic: Kongregate / Kreds Discussion

Haha! Zilch impossible badge : Play the game 24/7 for about a week or purchase for 500 Kreds. No need for the “???,” hello profit. Will there be some correlation between Kreds and Premium Games? Pay-per-view baby!

Topic: Games / Notessimo 2 Beta - Get your song featured !

Click your heels three times. Or : http://notessimo.net/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=210

Try the heel thing first though.

Topic: Games / ::the game::

So, wait, on how many levels have we just lost the game?

Topic: Kongregate / Should Zilch have an impossible badge for all 120 awards?

So, the party against an impossible badge cites reasons why it will be too difficult (read luck-based) or time consuming to obtain. This implies they will either A) not be able to earn it B) choose not to earn it or C) waste too much time in earning it. Why exactly are they against it? There is no requirement to obtain every badge on the site, no requirement to earn any badge on the site. For completion then? How many members actually have every badge so far? Surely, anyone who has obtained every badge, or aims to obtain every badge, will not complain about having wasted his/her time, or will at least recognize the irony well enough to stay quiet. Why fight another badge you will not earn and do not care to earn? Spite? Don’t want another grayed-out badge on your wall of achievements? Let people who enjoy the game get rewarded for committing such a long time to it. If you don’t like the game, don’t waste your time.

Topic: Games / Shift-ed Codes

I require more, matt0202:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8xin2Aaq6g&feat…

More impossible levels I say!

Topic: Games / Shift-ed Codes

I have created a rather difficult level.

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Topic: Games / Notessimo 2 Beta - Get your song featured !

If you kids are done with your very interesting and very on-topic discussion I’d like to ask a question to about one-tenth of the Notessimo 2 users, and specifically to WestBoiSouljah3: what motivates you to paste your name on a song?

http://notessimo.net/?id=9255 … and looking back to page 2, http://notessimo.net/listen.php?id=144

I mean, if you’re going to steal something, at least have the decency to add something of your own to it before you falsely claim it as your own.

Topic: Games / Notessimo 2 Play Now!

http://www.kongregate.com/forums/3/topics/6876?…

Also, the notessimo.net domain is locked, ergo any embedded songs will be blank.

Topic: Games / Notessimo 2 Beta - Get your song featured !

http://notessimo.net/listen.php?id=6812

Topic: Music / Best Videogame Music

Um, Grant Kirkhope anyone?

Topic: Kongregate / Request to be Mod?

If I may just speak in defense of the noble and enlightened DanielVonRommel; no mod anywhere, in any community, has ever acted in any way other than shameful self-gratification. They are so obviously biased and rude and capricious, that any kind of reasonable exchange with them is utterly impossible. They are pretty much Hitler. I mean they delete every comment that is in descent to their opinions (that’s what happened to all of your posts in the bubble tanks topic right? I mean it’s not like you deleted them or anything). I can’t believe such injustice is allowed. I have rights set in stone from the Geneva Convention. Give me a fair trial right? It’s like they do all of their secret evils so no one in the community will see them. They certainly don’t allow open discussions on the subject. They should ban themselves right? ‘Cause all they do is ban people and censor everything right? I’m so fair-minded and free of bias I could do their job without one complaint from anyone. I could probably do it faster too.
But what’s the point? They’ll band together with their Masonic Moderator Cult and conspire against us; we the people, we the sole guardians of reason! I bet this will be deleted before anyone sees it! O cruel moderators! Spare me your draconian wrath! I only wish to come to the aid of the only member of Kongregate with any sense!

Topic: Games / Notessimo 2 Beta - Get your song featured !

Click for win

Topic: Games / GET RID OF DEMONIC DEFENCE 4

Demonic Defence 4 must be taken off Kongregate NOW. It’s sooo dumb. I had a file with maxed stats and 300k gold and then one day it froze my computer and I lost my book report I spent hours on. It’s so stupid why would anyone play it? It’s like, wow, I’m killing stick figures. Oh, and that’s another thing, the graphics are stupid. I can draw stick figures, it’s not that hard. Plus people who like it are stupid too. If DD4 stays, stupid noobs will be all over Kong and the whole site will shut down because they will break it. Everybody 1* it so Kong will take it down and everyone will be happy because no one likes it. It’s such a waste of time you have to be stupid to play it for more than a minute.

Topic: Kongregate / Exclusive Content is pretty annoying

Good news, everyone! We’re going to buy a Bubble Tanks 2 license, so the extra content will be on Kongregate as well.

ArmorGames did not remove the restrictions; Kongregate bought the rights. I did not know such fury was possible over a mere handful of upgrades in a flash game. At least you are enjoying yourself though.

Topic: Kongregate / Exclusive Content is pretty annoying

It made me sad.

Topic: Kongregate / Exclusive Content is pretty annoying

Nonexclusive Content (hard – 30 points) : Unlock every single tank in arena mode. Extra points awarded for a thesis paper on flash game economics with an emphasis placed on alternatives to an ad revenue system.

Topic: Kongregate / Exclusive Content is pretty annoying

I for one cannot be bothered to go all the way to Armor Games to play the elitist exclusive content games. I simply don’t have enough time to waste typing ArmorGames.com, waiting a second a full second for the page to load, AND then searching for who knows how many seconds to find a particular game. So what if the developer essentially gets paid to exclude the features; I put in the work of seeing and appreciating the game! Why should I have to waste, what, over half of a minute to play a game without locked features? What injustice!

My time is far too valuable to waste on such triviality: I have games to play. Let’s boycott all non-Kongregate gaming sites, that’ll show ‘em! We won’t be pushed around by greedy game developers anymore! Is it too much to ask that we have everything handed to us, even when it is so well within our grasp that the inconvenience is laughable? I say nay! Boycott! Power to the people!

Topic: Games / Notessimo 2 Beta - Get your song featured !

Does this answer your question? Your problem is likely a result of notes carrying on past the end of what you would like to be the last measure. If you are using straight quarter (default) notes, changing the last three notes to sixteenth notes will eliminate the blank measure.

Topic: Games / Notessimo 2 Beta - Get your song featured !

Fiery, that was bad enough to evoke a response from me. What the hell? Seriously, what the hell?

Steevey, each sheet can have only one tempo. If you want to change tempo mid-song, you have to make a new sheet with a new tempo.

Topic: Games / Notessimo very fun

What a strange interpretation…