Recent posts by MisterQwerty on Kongregate

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Topic: Clicker Heroes / 35 clicks per second????!

Energize → Clickstorm → Reload → Clickstorm

Then click five times in a second.
This should work, no guarantees.

 
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Topic: Anti-Idle: The Game / Anti-Idle wont load

How exactly do we go about uninstalling it?

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Searching Existing Topics

Likewise, I don’t know where this goes. (Maybe there should be a questions thread?)

I posted a thread called “Basilica: Evolution at its Finest?”, but it got locked, and I don’t know why…

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Basilica: Evolution at its Finest?

-This is just an idea I came up with on a whim in chat.
-Yes, this title is a reference to the Homecoming series.
-That being said AX: THERE IS NO OVERSOUL OR KEEPER OF EARTH
-Part of the phrasing may be awkward, as I am copying it directly as it was in chat.
-Yes, some minor characters are gonna pop in with rebuttals. They get to have their lines in normal, non-bold text, in honor of the fact that they are not me.
-If it’s in brackets, I added it in later.

natzor: not like i’m playing the piano for a guy to get him to like me
MisterQwerty: YOU ARE AN AFFRONT TO HUMANITY’S INSTINCT TO PROPAGATE ITSELF! WE SHOULD KILL YOU TO FURTHER THE SURVIVAL OF OUR SPECIES! OR SOMETHING!
natzor: you’ll lose the sexy gene from the population.
MisterQwerty: See, cause logically, if you don’t wanna reproduce at all, the only person who would be able to seduce you is somebody who’s very attractive. If they’re attractive in personality, they probably have good genes.
[Silly plebians are holding a seperate discussion at this point. What a pain to edit out.]
MisterQwerty: Which will be passed on when they mate with the person who doesn’t want to reproduce. But along with those good genes, there will also be bad genes sent down from the person who doesn’t want to reproduce. And so, eventually, the family line will die out. Wasting all the good genes of the attractive individual. So, logically, we need to kill all individuals who aren’t sex-crazed.
XytanWatinree: You finished?
*MisterQwerty: Yes.
Yes, I did.
[But I didn’t. I’m a liar!] And that’s actually pretty good logic. In a totally immoral way, it makes almost perfect sense. REBUTTAL PLOX
XytanWatinree: ahem
XytanWatinree: “Nope!”
MisterQwerty: WRONG! Next please.
rapmitchell: lolno
XytanWatinree: ^
rapmitchell: and i will leave the actuall “arguing” part to my fellow boxian, xytan
XytanWatinree: Ohay So Qwerty The human race is actually already extremely overpopulated. If we only allowed the sex-crased to reproduce, we would end up with a sex-crazed (pr more so) society, which would exhaust our resources and, we die. That’s pretty much it
MisterQwerty: Xytan, With the popular [Why the heck did I say “popular”?] reproduction limitations We could make it so only people of a certain mental caliber or higher can reproduce.
XytanWatinree: So? We’d still be even more overpopulated.
MisterQwerty: Thus increasing the rate of scientific progress.
XytanWatinree: And intelligence usually isn’t passed on by genetics
MisterQwerty: Hopefully, we’d be able to figure out a way to fix the overpopulation problem. And yeah it is, Xytan.
XytanWatinree: I dunno man
rapmitchell: yes but with everyone else being smarter youre more likely to get better influences
MisterQwerty: Plus, the overpopulation isn’t that likely, cause the biggest limitation is the fact that the women, no matter how sexed-crazed they are, can only have one pregnancy at a time.
rapmitchell: mkae it so only men can reproduce for about
rapmitchell: make*
rapmitchell: ehh 15 years
MisterQwerty: So really, what we need is a surplus of women.
rapmitchell: …
MisterQwerty: Not right now, I mean.
rapmitchell: are we arguong that world has too many, or too little people
MisterQwerty: In the smaller population, we’d need more women than men. Which would also help us due to the fact that, if the amount of men is low enough, women will end up leading us. And women are usually less inclined to conflict than men are (or at least conflict of a lesser extent), which would keep all international tension to a minimum. That would allow all leading scientists to work together in a somewhat more cooperative way. So what we would establish is basically Basilica from the Homecoming series, with a few minor changes.
Kongregate Notice: Part of your message was cut off because it exceeded the 250 character maximum. [T_T]
MisterQwerty: If we make it so that the men who are most successful are the only ones to reproduce, that would help to increase our average intelligence. However, that would also result in a somewhat more limited genetic field, maximizing our risk to diseases and…
MisterQwerty: stuff. Alternately, we could just make it a mating-fest, where the men just run around and impregnate all the women they can. This wouldn’t necessarily insure the best spread of genes, so we could also establish it as some sort of speed-dating style thing. Where we have the men sit at the tables (Seeing as there are less men), and have the women rotate through and getting their numbers or whatever. That would work to some extent, but it would have to be somewhat mandatory, or else the most successful men, busy with whatever their job is, wouldn’t have time to attend. However, making it mandatory would also bring up the original fact I mentioned, namely that even those reluctant to reproduce would be forced to if they have a charming enough demeanor. Screw this, I’m posting this in SD

[Yeah, that’s right. You guys are just an afterthought.]

 
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Topic: Anti-Idle: The Game / Frequently Asked Questions & Ask stupid questions here!

Oh, you’re right, I don’t have any!

Oh, hold on, that’s cause I used them all!

Okay, seriously, what are you trying to do? Establish your superiority by reproaching me for buying the wrong type of boxes? Or showing off your intellect by correctly deducing how many boxes I have?

 
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Topic: Anti-Idle: The Game / Frequently Asked Questions & Ask stupid questions here!

Having nearly 600 progress boxes stacked, I want to know if the big update will affect the reward from using them at all?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Anything you post on facebook is their property.

Originally posted by TheRealLukeMann:
Originally posted by thecheaterdude:

Well you did GIVE it to them.

Saying that facebook can’t use stuff you uploaded is like giving someone a gun and telling them not to shoot it.

Your analogy is retarded.

No, he brings a valid point. (Although that normally doesn’t mean much to you anyway.)

 

Topic: Off-topic / Listen to me Off Topic

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Topic: Off-topic / If you had to face an army of zombies, what conventional firearm would you use?

With limited rounds regardless of the weapon, you’d most likely want a rifle of some sort.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / User name share

Originally posted by IronWolfxv:

So you can be my interweb lover…

Already have more than enough, thanks.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do you ever regret something right after doing it?

^Shameless advertising.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I invited a comrade from twars here

A new comrade? Welcome! Your fellow Soviets salute you!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do you ever regret something right after doing it?

No. Luckily I am blessed with the ability to only make amazing decisions.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I have a cut on my leg, its bleeding a lot but...

Your cut bleeds? That’s weird.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / My Avatar

Originally posted by Zoronii:

Gothic

This. 3 Cookies.

Originally posted by awe862:
Originally posted by Jeimuzu185:

The internet.

You’re probably gonna get those 3 cookies…… If the OP decides to check soon.

Not this.

Originally posted by Sikesalicous:

looks like something out of the witcher.

Ew no.

 
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Topic: Anti-Idle: The Game / Suggestions!

Originally posted by jeuvideo149:

Hi, I think you should change something, the problem is that leveling up items from the battle arena like the ones which we can’t sell, and we can only buy with blue coins at the battle arena shop are too difficult to level up if the only way is to kill red-named monster, I think you should give like 1 % for red-named killed and 0,5 % for purple-named, but it’s just an example, and allowing us to sell those pretty rare items that use space in our bag would be a better solution for us then waiting his daylife to end, thank you and I hope it will make this game even better, because leveling an item up is such a pain in the ass when we need to kill super strong monsters, and lose it after some days . see ya!

You CAN sell it, you just don’t get any money.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Random Fact of the Day: Love is caused by chemicals.

So your religion states that the chemicals going off in the body to make us feel emotions don’t exist and are just there for show? However, these invisible spirit thingies, which are actually the real us, lives inside us and goes “hey, this chemical is going off, better feel some emotion!”

That’s exceedingly pointless. This “spirit” is our mind, basically, which is technically invisible and only exist in “physical creatures”, as you put it. Without our mind, we’re braindead/asleep/knocked out, in which case we can’t feel pain.

However, phrasing it as a “spirit” and saying it’s based off of your religion is dumb, because there’s almost no difference and you’ll make a boatload of people hate you.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Look into the future.

Actually, only 2 categories exist.

1: Really bad stuff.
2: Stuff that’s not really really bad, but still bad enough.

Originally posted by Angried:
Originally posted by HappyAlcoholic:

I suppose Sol going supernova would fall under 1?

Nah. It would rather “consume” Earth in process of biggening (is that a word?). I don’t think Sol (Sun in latin) would go supernova.

It wouldn’t. I forgot which one it is (I think in the Centauri system) but the closest star that could go supernova has like zero chance of reaching us.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Random Fact of the Day: Love is caused by chemicals.

Technically only lust or infatuation is caused by the chemicals, love being a perceived response to an ongoing feeling of love or infatuation combined with other feelings such as friendliness (to some extent.)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why do people assume I'm a communist because I say comrade?

Originally posted by Chainniocht:

Do you even know what straw man means, or are you just throwing around names to make yourself seem smarter, and the opposition less intelligent?

The USSR was under one leader, the same flag, even the same government type. It was one country. What you are thinking of is the Warsaw Pact.

I cede you’re probably right about that last point.

As for the straw man comment, you were bringing up what I thought at the time to be an incorrect comparison. I guess I was a bit quick to the name-calling. I apologize. However my second point still stands: It doesn’t exist anymore :P

 
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Topic: Off-topic / My Avatar

Fair enough. That’s 3 cookies. First person to guess where it is originally from gets 3 cookies.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / My Avatar

Where’s it from? First person to guess wins a cookie. First person to guess correctly gets two cookies.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Will the world end anytime soon?

Originally posted by SarahD0219:

Btw the mayans are DDEAD for a reason and hobos are HOBOS for a reasons

The reason mayans are dead being that, were they still alive, they’d be several hundred years old.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why do people assume I'm a communist because I say comrade?

Actually MisterQwerty, the USSR was a country.

Actually, it was a group of countries which came together to form an alliance in response to NATO. Likewise, NATO was a group of countries that came together to form an alliance. NATO itself was not a country, and neither was the USSR.

That’s like saying the United States isn’t a country because it is made up of several states.

No, that’s like saying the United States isn’t a state because it’s made up of several states. Wrong again, Straw Man.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / My dog is humping me!

Step 1: Check to see if the dog is actually a Jockey.
Step 2: Act accordingly.