Recent posts by Pokerhappy on Kongregate

Topic: Kongregate / Room mods are flawed but it's not their fault.

Ah. Gotcha.

Topic: Kongregate / Room mods are flawed but it's not their fault.

Well yeah, I knew it was before this, but you miss stuff when you’re me so I have no idea exactly how late I am.

Topic: Kongregate / Room mods are flawed but it's not their fault.

I was going to post some snarky comment about how you’d better watch out or they’ll demod you for talking bad about their system, but I guess I’m a little late for that.

Topic: Off-topic / Have you pretended to be the opposite sex?

I am the opposite sex, teehee

Topic: Kongregate / 4 star games failures.

Originally posted by Ericzander:

Originally posted by DraKenWouD:

… Games who do not work no more should be removed from Kong’s list, or at least be removed from the top 50 lists and have a warning slapped on them for not working.
Kong is the only one being lazy here.

Why remove badges games if there is a script that can fix them? Sure remove them from the top 50 lists maybe, but don’t remove it altogether.

Because approximately zero percent of people playing it will know about the script.

Topic: Kongregate / abandonware art

Nintendo’s lawyers put together a FAQ regarding this sort of thing.

Nintendo sounds incredibly mean here.

Topic: Off-topic / I'm not dead

Who?

Topic: Off-topic / You nostalgia, you lose.

Originally posted by HrManiac:

Hi! I am Sunny Day, and with my cohost, Vinnie the Gooch, ready to announce another great game of Backyard Baseball!

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4nni5tccT1rvc9cco1_400.jpg

And, of course, The legend himself:

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/1516/347260-untitled_super.png

Pablo Effing Sanchez. If you didn’t have him on your team in every sport, you were doing something wrong.

I like this guy. You guys should keep him.

Topic: General Gaming / What is Your all time favourite game?

Dragon Warrior Monsters, the most fantastic RPG I’ll probably ever play.

Topic: Kongregate / Apocalypse Nao! (Winners announced...finally!)

Nope, but at least you tried. Better give Anti Idle three more badges…

Topic: Kongregate / who watches doctor who

Wrong forum? Says who?

Topic: Off-topic / Orange Fanta or Grape Fanta?

Most certainly grape.

Topic: General Gaming / fallout vs. elder scrolls

I like Oblivion With Guns 2 Without Guns the most.

Topic: General Gaming / Epic War 6

I can’t imagine under what circumstances these are all real people talking.

Topic: Kongregate / 10,000,000 Users (Now!)

Very much so.

Topic: Kongregate / Post Your Fails.

You also get hats to blow your money on.

Topic: Kongregate / Post Your Fails.

Oh god. 9999 gems? How long have you been trying this?

Topic: Kongregate / Free Kreds? Free Kreds! (Points too!)

1. Get thousands of users to watch a video, with the promise of 5 kreds (approximately 50 cents). 5 kreds gets you absolutely nothing on its own, so it’s impossible for this to be used by 99.99% of people who watched the video (the other 0.01% is people who did kred offers and got between 5 and 9 kreds from it).

2. Either never offer another kred giveaway, or wait so long that a vast majority of people who watched the video the first time have left the site.

3. Get the money promised by the NHTSA, don’t have to actually give up any money to people who watched the video.

Topic: Kongregate / 10,000,000 Users (Now!)

I hope you all realize what you’ve done.

“10 millionth user? Oh god, it’s one of those websites.” leaves

Topic: Kongregate / I'm a high school student. Am I able to make money off my games.

giving you hundreds of cents per month (if you’re actually good).

Lol.

If you’re actually good, you don’t upload a game to Kongregate through its revenue system. You sell it to someone who gives you hundreds of monies for it, who will in turn put it on their site.

Does that make it a viable job? No, and I suggest the OP either gets the summer job or begins spamming 2-star games for his life, based on the rating the one he uploaded has.

Topic: Kongregate / These forums are scary

hug

Topic: Kongregate / Call of Gods

THEY ARE OWNED BY GAMESTOP.

Oh shit, really?

Topic: Kongregate / 10,000,000 Users (Now!)

Originally posted by 123aaa789:<

EDIT @below: I understand that completely, which is why I said past this one the next millions won’t be as exciting. Of course this one is special, but since eleven-million will probably be a short way off, and it’s not really a special sounding number, it’s not really going to be as big of a deal. Sort of like how getting the first few thousand games was huge, now a thousand games are uploaded every few weeks.

But imagine how FRICKIN’ SWEET 11,111,111 will be.

And then 12,345,678!

Topic: Kongregate / Kreds

But if you buy more kreds, you can do lots of stuff with them! Like buy in-game conten-

Hey, wait a minute…

Topic: General Gaming / Idle games with Achievements?

That Farm of Souls game.