Recent posts by Pokerhappy on Kongregate

Topic: Off-topic / Movies and Books

Originally posted by AlextheGreat13:

Games based on movies suck all of the time.

False.

Case in point: LoTR: Return of the King is an incredible game.

Topic: Off-topic / Health & Fitness

He was the first and only person in history to lift a live bengal tiger overhead with his left arm.

This makes it sound like there are plenty of people out there who have done so with their right arm.

And that terrifies me.

Topic: Kongregate / When are the new K+ backgrounds going to be available?

I think they forgot about them…

Topic: Serious Discussion / Something aside from Top Ramen.

TGH, you’re an inspiration, man. I just have one question;

My bulk-phase lasts for two months, where I intake over 10,000 calories a day on average (with five hours of training five days a week, including work)

What do you do to work out for five hours a day? That’s just crazy.

Topic: Kongregate / Saved games

There are some stand-alone programs that are designed to speed up your computer, and do so by clearing all of your temporary files periodically. If you have one of those, you’ll want to configure it to stop that, or you’re out of luck.

Topic: Off-topic / The metric system is extremely inferior to the imperial system

Originally posted by Vegard20:

Don’t you British people use pounds for weighting and inches/feet for your height? That’s imperial.

You’re supposed to get weight in gram/kilogram and your height in cm/m for the metric.

In addition, British people are the only people I’ve ever heard use words like “stone” or “furlong”

Topic: Off-topic / The metric system is extremely inferior to the imperial system

However, using Kelvin would be much easier.

Topic: Off-topic / The metric system is extremely inferior to the imperial system

Q: Why does Celsius even exist?

Topic: Off-topic / The metric system is extremely inferior to the imperial system

I support this 37.7%.

Topic: Kongregate / I got banned

Originally posted by SparklePirate:

Why in the world would you pay over $150 on Fantasy Online.

That does indeed look like the most pressing issue here.

Topic: Off-topic / Online Anime Ruined

ITT: people pissed off because they can’t blatantly break the law anymore.

Topic: Kongregate / Kongregate: THE MOVIE

I was just about to x the tab because I thought you made it endlessly loop, when the nuke came. And all was good.

Topic: Kongregate / K+ badge in forum posts?

You can have my chat icon. Please, take it.

Topic: Kongregate / Chat room named Hypothesis

it would be safe to assume

I see what you did there.

Topic: Kongregate / Someone Copied!

You’re right, the only fair thing to do is to make you a mod too.

Topic: Off-topic / I need some skyrim help

Acquire the speechcraft perks.

Topic: Off-topic / Prove you're not a newfig

There’s no such thing as two decimal places.

Topic: Off-topic / Prove you're not a newfig

Left to right, always right.

Wow that was lame.

Topic: Off-topic / I am retard, someone please simplify this

Of course. The periodic table electroplating valence electrons free-radicals, ionic bonding Shakespeare, Robespierre to the allegory hamstring endoplasmic reticullum and exothermic reactions. After the cerebellum defibrulates the corpus collosum, the entrepreneurial derivative function something something out of big words

Topic: Off-topic / Any shows you're glad died?

I’m not sure, but it looks to me like you’re missing the part where he’s joking.

Land Before Time,

You take that back.

Topic: Kongregate / Perverted MMOs

Originally posted by Captain_Catface:

Actually, almost all of Kong’s MMOs do suck (Particularly DreamWorld). They’re really just basic games designed to extort money out of ignorant players.

Couldn’t have put it better myself.

Topic: Off-topic / Shame on you Kongregate

Bye.

Topic: Off-topic / Metalheads unite!

You’re late to the party, doom metal month was December.

I thought December was black metal month? What with every other song being about winter.

Topic: Off-topic / I played Skyrim for like 5 hours today

I love the house where the daedra yells at you.

Topic: Off-topic / Metalheads unite!

Obligatory posting.

Doom metal anyone?