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Topic: Off-topic / Is Bermuda Triangle real?

Originally posted by Dudewithpants:
Originally posted by Pokerpo:
Originally posted by Dudewithpants:
Originally posted by Pokerpo:
Originally posted by Dudewithpants:

of course the bermuda triangle itself is real, we’re just not sure about the legends surrounding it

It sinks ships because it’s filled with methane, which makes things sink instead of float.

but there’s also stories of planes disappearing there, so how does that work?

The methane isn’t just limited to the water.

i have no idea how that would work on a plane, but ok

Try flying through some methane gases, then come back.

 

Topic: Off-topic / What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla

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Topic: Off-topic / Do you got swag?

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Topic: Off-topic / What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla

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Topic: Off-topic / Niceman raps

Originally posted by DanielMontgomery:

I bet you like to take it in the rear ya queer
shut up bitch and grab me a beer
now get on your knees out of fear of my leer as I snear

That’s right bow down ya clown and ware that frown before I turn you upside down because I wear the crown

I am the king
I were the rings

U ant hard remember that even the bond that holds the diamond together can be severed forever by someone who is clever and will never end the endeavor to be the best

Which I am
That’s my plan

That was the worst grammar I think I’ve read in a while.
And I’ve been on 4chan yesterday.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / most powerful non eternal fictional being

Tell me when you find a better superhero than He-Man

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do you got swag?

Originally posted by Dudewithpants:

it’s different if you’re giving them to a girl. but if you just have them because you like them, gay

Did I say I liked them?

 

Topic: Off-topic / Do you got swag?

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Topic: Off-topic / Do you got swag?

Originally posted by Mikkmar:

No, flowers make you a sissy that likes men, no matter what gender you are.

So if I were to give the flowers to my girlfriend, I’m still a sissy? Even though I will get that pussy?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is Bermuda Triangle real?

Originally posted by Dudewithpants:
Originally posted by Pokerpo:
Originally posted by Dudewithpants:

of course the bermuda triangle itself is real, we’re just not sure about the legends surrounding it

It sinks ships because it’s filled with methane, which makes things sink instead of float.

but there’s also stories of planes disappearing there, so how does that work?

The methane isn’t just limited to the water.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do you got swag?

Originally posted by Dudewithpants:
Originally posted by Pokerpo:

Swag also means a bouquet of flowers, so I have many swags!

so you’re gay?

That made absolutely no sense at all.
How does owning flowers make someone like the same gender as they are?
My mom owns flowers, does that mean she hates my father and wants to love another women?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is Bermuda Triangle real?

Originally posted by Dudewithpants:

of course the bermuda triangle itself is real, we’re just not sure about the legends surrounding it

It sinks ships because it’s filled with methane, which makes things sink instead of float.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do you got swag?

Swag also means a bouquet of flowers, so I have many swags!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why piracy is not the same as theft

Originally posted by Immortal7777:

You are a butt pirate.

10/10

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I’ll just ignore some people who like picking on a retarded white 13 year old. You won. You beat me in a battle of wits. A battle of wits that have no meaning but to make another person angry for no reason. I have gotten better recently, but its only thes

Originally posted by radar816:
Originally posted by Battleship203:
Originally posted by 10crystalmask01:

^ tl;dr

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Internet Shooting

Originally posted by aguspal:

Whag xoes ghat eveb ean?

Please speak english.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Hipotetical: all OTers suddenly are nice, respectfull, kind and smart people

Originally posted by niceman555:

Until you can spell a word with more than 15 letters, OT will be shit.

ACKNOWLEDGEMENT

 
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Topic: Off-topic / would you sacrifice a OTER to bring one back?

Originally posted by skiller78:

porkerpro for rolby or mft

who is porkerpro.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If you could infect one person with Ebola...

Myself, The symptoms occur around 7 days after you get infected, I’ll make sure to infect everyone at my school.

They trusted me giving out food in the cafeteria.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / It's hard to manage 4 different accounts.

Originally posted by Aleazor:

Stop the madness.
Just be yourself.

but i cant get meat boy imp 20 times on one account :(

 
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Topic: Off-topic / HERE COMES THE TRAIN, KIDS

http://www.sciencekids.co.nz/sciencefacts/vehicles/trains.html

Originally posted by Dudewithpants:

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
i didn’t laugh at all

 
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Topic: Off-topic / GraphicDesignC: OT's very own Millionaire Matchmaker!

Originally posted by GRAPHICDESIGNC:

Man fuck this thread how drunk was I when I wrote this

and yet people are still signing.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / My whole family got into a argument about a button on the shower

Originally posted by Dudewithpants:
Originally posted by Nickthos:

How the fuck is this shit fucking even possible? HOW?!

why the fuck was your whole family showering together anyway? fucking white people

Racist.
Don’t think that just because you’re not the same color as everybody else and you once got bullied by them means now you will be the king of the world.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / 1000th post

Originally posted by aguspal:

I wonder what would happen when soneone in OT gets to 100000Th posts?I wonder what

They get banned for spam

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is your favorite United States state?

Mine’s Montana.
If you don’t live in the US, find a map, pick a state that just looks like it’ll be cool, say that.