Recent posts by Pokerpo on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / would you sacrifice a OTER to bring one back?

Originally posted by skiller78:

porkerpro for rolby or mft

who is porkerpro.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If you could infect one person with Ebola...

Myself, The symptoms occur around 7 days after you get infected, I’ll make sure to infect everyone at my school.

They trusted me giving out food in the cafeteria.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / It's hard to manage 4 different accounts.

Originally posted by Aleazor:

Stop the madness.
Just be yourself.

but i cant get meat boy imp 20 times on one account :(

 
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Topic: Off-topic / HERE COMES THE TRAIN, KIDS

http://www.sciencekids.co.nz/sciencefacts/vehicles/trains.html

Originally posted by Dudewithpants:

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
i didn’t laugh at all

 
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Topic: Off-topic / GraphicDesignC: OT's very own Millionaire Matchmaker!

Originally posted by GRAPHICDESIGNC:

Man fuck this thread how drunk was I when I wrote this

and yet people are still signing.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / My whole family got into a argument about a button on the shower

Originally posted by Dudewithpants:
Originally posted by Nickthos:

How the fuck is this shit fucking even possible? HOW?!

why the fuck was your whole family showering together anyway? fucking white people

Racist.
Don’t think that just because you’re not the same color as everybody else and you once got bullied by them means now you will be the king of the world.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / 1000th post

Originally posted by aguspal:

I wonder what would happen when soneone in OT gets to 100000Th posts?I wonder what

They get banned for spam

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is your favorite United States state?

Mine’s Montana.
If you don’t live in the US, find a map, pick a state that just looks like it’ll be cool, say that.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is the proper way to eat an oreo

Originally posted by Pipipipipi314:

D.

she’s deepthroating that so hard
she’ll get some diabetaids when she grows up

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Fault In Our Stars book/movie

kk

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Should we ban all art and entertainment?

Originally posted by tHErofLwaffLe:

muh feelings
muh chilluns
im scared and i dont understand, someone please pass laws to make me feel better

lmao
this is him so much

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Off Topic is dying.....

Originally posted by Dudewithpants:
Originally posted by Mikkmar:

It’s because anyone over the age of 13 leaves OT

true. i left for quite some time after i became 13

you created a new alt when you were 11 and said “im a big boy! i finally get to not be banned!” that alt was known as dudewithpants

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Should we ban all art and entertainment?

I sincerely hope you kill yourself, uber!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / It's hard to manage 4 different accounts.

Originally posted by l3oss:

I know that struggle.

Yea, It’s pretty rough.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Would you do caravine or aguspal?

nun.
cara’s a stoner and aguspal is mental.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / humans will soon be overwhelmed by smash-proof bugs that are good at hiding

Originally posted by inmonkeyness:

Ubermorgen, if you gave a shit about the evidence I provided, you would look and see that carbon dating isn’t the only method of dating. Besides, it isn’t inaccurate by thousands of years.

i dunt carbon date i blin dat!!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How do YOU feel when you lose an internet argument??

Originally posted by DanielMontgomery:

I don’t always lose my internet arguments, but when I do I pretend like I won anyway

I don’t always post a horrible meme in a forum, but when I do I don’t post the image to go with it.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Cry with me.

Originally posted by Caravine:

Can you not read? She died of cancer.
Holy fuck I think you’re mental.
It’ll be ok Caravine, it’ll be ok.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / how to get free steam games

Originally posted by aguspal:
Originally posted by Reginleifx:
Originally posted by Pokerpo:
Originally posted by Reginleifx:
Originally posted by Pokerpo:
Originally posted by Toa_of_Pi:

Payday is free on Steam for the next 19 hours.

but costs money after

Nope. If you click “Install” today you’ll have it in your Library forever.


It said that for Warband aswell.
I played it, had a bit of fun, then suddenly the deal was off and now I can’t play it again.

That was different, though. That was a Free Weekend games, free weekend games are like Time Trials, and are 75% off anyway. The game is now free, for 24 hours. If you install it, you’ll be able to play it in, say, a month from now.


Same thing happened with Left 4 Dead 2, Sniper Elite II, and a few other games I can’t remember. (Check my Steam Library, I have both L4D2 and SEII)


Both Left 4 dead 2 and Sniper Elite 2 are very good quality games!


yes aguspal thank you for this post i needed that to know how to live my life and sip my beers while fucking my bitches

EDIT: I’m bored, I’m gunna try this now.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do you eat at Burger King

Originally posted by MonthlyReminder:
Originally posted by andyb112:
Originally posted by MonthlyReminder:
Originally posted by andyb112:

Nope.

I only eat fruit, vegetables, rice, and fish.

That is everything I don’t eat.

You must eat at burger king then

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Originally posted by aguspal:

Whoa, slow down! There’s a limit on how quickly you can post in our forums, please wait a bit and try again.

YES, I do eat at Burger King: They have the BEST burgers, as their name suggests.

HOWEVER, Mcdonalds has got the best fries! So its a tie…

then maybe you should stop shitposting

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How do YOU feel when you lose an internet argument??

Originally posted by aguspal:

LOL

this is a very quality post aguspal thank you for increasing my entire self esteem with that
10/10

 
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Topic: Off-topic / how to get free steam games

Originally posted by Reginleifx:
Originally posted by Pokerpo:
Originally posted by Toa_of_Pi:

Payday is free on Steam for the next 19 hours.

but costs money after

Nope. If you click “Install” today you’ll have it in your Library forever.


It said that for Warband aswell.
I played it, had a bit of fun, then suddenly the deal was off and now I can’t play it again.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / How do YOU feel when you lose an internet argument??

Originally posted by Dudewithpants:

i don’t really lose them, so idk. usually it’s over something stupid anyway

You lose to them all the time, it’s just that you say really retarded remarks afterwards until they give up on your autism.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / how to get free steam games

Originally posted by Toa_of_Pi:

Payday is free on Steam for the next 19 hours.

but costs money after
 
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Topic: Off-topic / This girl added me on Steam

Originally posted by Reginleifx:
Originally posted by RollerCROWster:
Originally posted by Reginleifx:
Originally posted by RollerCROWster:

you should buy her all the games on her wishlist

maybe if u do she will have sex with u??

But I’m not interested in sex. I just want to know who she is.

>homestuck avatar
>makes thread about hurt feelings
>doesnt want to have sex with a girl

confirmed for gay

But my feelings aren’t hurt! And I’m not interested in sex if there’s no love.

Also, I’m often mistaken for gay.

the solution is simple.
say you love everyone thats hot and is female
have sex with them
done!