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Topic: Off-topic / Learn how to speak with an Australian accent in minutes!

Originally posted by EndlessSporadic:

Translation of Deadright’s post into English.

Derp Derp Derp Herp Derp Herp Herp Derp Derp Derp Herpa Derp.

yeah haha how did he get grill out of barby?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Learn how to speak with an Australian accent in minutes!

Hey mate! Come to the Outback Steakhouse tonight! We just threw some sirloin steak out on the barby[que]!

Fine grilled shrimp ready to eat! Or if you’re looking for something sweet to eat, we just added a new Fiery Lava Cake to our menu!

Holds up cake in triumph

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Learn how to speak with an Australian accent in minutes!

Ay might! Cam to the owwwtback STAKE hooowse to-noyte. We jus’ threw sum surrloyn STAKE owt on the babby.

Foyne griwwed shrimp ret-ey ta eet. Ore iff ya lookin fa sumfin sweeet ta eet, we jus’ added a new FIurry Lava cayke to owr men-yuuuu.

1st person to translate wins a cake.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / This girl MUST be retarded.

looks up what a memebase is

 
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Topic: Off-topic / This girl MUST be retarded.

Originally posted by Darkir:

Do you think the “B” in the last name is silent?

hahahahahaaha

 
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Topic: Off-topic / This girl MUST be retarded.

the only way i can read tis is by shouting

 

Topic: Off-topic / This girl MUST be retarded.

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Topic: Off-topic / Porn

BESTIALITY!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I reallyreallyreallyreallyreally want to do this:

Originally posted by Haruhion:

Do it
Do the personal space pen thing in the elevator
followed by a group hug

I got this off of facebook, and i laughed out loud at every single one when i was reading it haha

 

Topic: Off-topic / I reallyreallyreallyreallyreally want to do this:

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Topic: Off-topic / I reallyreallyreallyreallyreally want to do this:

Originally posted by DepressedAlt:
Originally posted by Spetsnaz2077:
Originally posted by DepressedAlt:

WTF

You obviously haven’t been to OT for very long.

Actually I’ve been posting on OT for almost a year now.

Aren’t you cool.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I reallyreallyreallyreallyreally want to do this:

I live in a small town that is 35 minutes away from a big town, i have to get to the big town to go on an elevator, AND I DONT FEEL LIKE IT

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Porn

BESTIALITY!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I reallyreallyreallyreallyreally want to do this:

Do i look like im on a fucking elevator?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I reallyreallyreallyreallyreally want to do this:

Annoying th i ngs to do on an elevator
1) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

2) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
3) MEOW occasionally.

4) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: “You’re one of THEM” – and back away slowly

5) SAY -DING at each floor.

6) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

7) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: “I have new socks on.”

8) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: “This is my personal space.”

9) WHEN there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn’t you.

10) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: “That’s mine!”

11) CALL out “Group hug” then enforce it

12.) talk on your cell phone in a Jersey Accent

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / SIN

SIN is the tactic that Liberals use in their everyday lives. S-I-N. They Shift the subject, they Ignore the facts, and they Name call.

 

Topic: Serious Discussion / Irresponsible parents.

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Topic: Serious Discussion / America's second amendment

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Topic: Serious Discussion / Irresponsible parents.

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Topic: Serious Discussion / The Atheistic Lifestyle

Originally posted by Zzzip50:
Originally posted by StrawInk:

I’m sorry to be rude and upfront, but, if you are an atheist, with nothing to lean back on and have faith in (besides ‘luck’), what is the point of life as an atheist?

Maybe hard work and devotion to all of mankind, instead of believing everything will go well if you read the Bible 3 times a day…?

Being atheist dosen’t mean being unworthy of life, many atheists still like to do good in the world.

I bolded the part where you went from constructive criticism to being a douchebag. So I guess Ill do the same thing. If you think ‘hard work’ is lazy stoners getting a check from the government every week for doing NOTHING, then you have another thing coming.

Show me one of those guys going to church.

Oh, and I thought I might correct your fucking stupidity. You’re thinking of Muslims with the Qur’an.

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / The Atheistic Lifestyle

I’m sorry to be rude and upfront, but, if you are an atheist, with nothing to lean back on and have faith in (besides ‘luck’), what is the point of life as an atheist?

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / America's second amendment

A criminal/outlaw is one who bypasses the law; does not care for following laws. Many people complain about the second amendment being a problem due to increased violence, although, a criminal will not follow the law if guns are completely banned, so violence will continue. But what will happen is an honorable and good man will not be able to legally and effectively defend himself from a criminal.

All anti-gunrights spokesmens have had their point proven invalid.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Did any random shit happen with you today?

Originally posted by Lord_MFThomas:

I don’t believe you.

DAMNIT YOU GOT ME

jk(:lolz

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Did any random shit happen with you today?

Originally posted by PsychoPanda:
Originally posted by StrawInk:

My substitute teacher whom smelled of dolphin semen chased me out of the classroom.

But I escaped.

You escaped from being chased out of the classroom? What?

No I escaped from the horrific hippee sub whom smelled of dolphin semen! It’s a long story, so I guess Ill tell you.

I had this insane woman during fourth period. I got called up to the office to have my picture taken for the yearbook (best all around) and I left my stuff in the classroom because I didnt know how long itd take. Then the bell rang for lunch. After getting my picture taken, I walked back to my fourth period classroom to get my stuff. The door was locked. So, I went through lunch with my friends and stuff. Then when lunch ended, I went to my 5th period classroom and asked my teacher if I could go get my stuff from my 4th period. She said yes, so I walked over. I may’ve put on a bid of a comedy act, but the lady Ive been hittin up is in the 5th period class with the insane dolphin semen woman, so I decided to make her laugh.

After retrieving my belongings, I chilled in the class and walked around random places. She said “SIT DOWN OR IM GIVING YOU A DETENTION!” So i naturally said, “This isn’t my classroom.” She said, “THEN WHY ARE YOU HERE!?!!!??!!?!? BLAHASL;FJSLFJ!!!!”
“umm i dont know”
GET OUT OF MY CLASSROOM!!!!!!!”
“You’re a sub.”
OHH MYY GODD!!!!!”
Then I saw her trucking after me, so I ran out. She chased me for three minutes, counting.

If you don’t believe me then its funny that you think id lie to the internet, like it makes a difference to you.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Did any random shit happen with you today?

SeaWorld homie