Recent posts by Seizan_7 on Kongregate

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Topic: Rise of Champions / [Guild] Heaven or Hell Recruitment Thread

Originally posted by FrozenPorch:
Originally posted by Zumato:

Heaven or Hell is now under new management! I’m too lazy right now to make this fancier…
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Is this really the type of guild leader you want to have? A lazy manager? Just like the previous one that led to the fall of HoH? I don’t think so. Come on over to Craigs Crew if you’re a true dedicated player. We take every application seriously, where the highest quality of leadership and organization will forever prevail! Link to the #1 Guild in Rise of Champions: http://www.kongregate.com/forums/2064-rise-of-champions/topics/427541-official-craigs-crew-guild-thread

Is this really the type of guild leader you want to have? One that cannot quote posts properly? I don’t think so.

 
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Topic: Rise of Mythos / 4v4 24 Guild CP Event makes 4.28$/hour

Each burrito gives you 1,22 potato. Each page makes 7 screwdrivers for a total of 33,3333 units per cancel.

tldr this topic in nutshell

P.S. I’m under estimating nutshells.

 
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Topic: Rise of Mythos / [Maintenance] Rise of Mythos Maintenance 6:00 PM - 12:00 AM PDT Wed. 5/21

Originally posted by GF_Stormshade:

But first, please clear your browser’s cache, and give it a good restart

…so you can lose every save from every other non-MMO you play on Kong, because fuck you.

 
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Topic: Rise of Mythos / If Dna can do it, So can I!

ITT: 12 10 year olds who think they save humongous amount of time by typing “u” instead of “you”. Somehow, somewhen playerbase got even stupider than they were back in my times. It feels so damn good to come back every now and then and see that quitting before it was cool was great idea.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Can I report someone for comment plagiarism?

Originally posted by greg:

When an artist creates, the creation no longer belongs to the artist: It belongs to society.

I totally agree, fuck the system man, let’s break all copyrights and pirate all movies! /sarcasm

PROTIP: never go full retard, especially when using your official account.

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Sword & Magic] Who starts at the battle?

Agility.

 
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Topic: Rise of Mythos / Retirement Thread x DNA x Meowski

Is it just me, or did quality of haters drop a lot since Tyrant? They used to write entire books on how much you suck and how they hate you, and now barely few lines.
Anyway, you forgot the most important achievement of all: getting all other achievements without rush deck. Noob.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / [Announcement] Troll Day!(OVER)

Originally posted by adv0catus:
Originally posted by saybox:

Going off Crow’s posts I figured every day was troll day.

Pointing out a valid argument/statement/opinion in an atypical way (sarcasm) =/= trolling

suggesting sarcasm is atypical on teh interwebz, now that’s some serious trolling.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Why you should use adblock on Kong

Originally posted by KennethP30:

Ads can maybe contain some porn links and it can make users accidently click it

#Supportpr0nads!

Fixed.

 
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Topic: Rise of Mythos / Graphing Pay2Win

Originally posted by Gambaro:

Apart from what my cardpool allows me to play, like all-nimble or spike-rush, which synergy do you mean exactly? (…) can you give me an example of synergy, that goes beyond the basic idea of: “I stall, then spike”, “I stall, then punch Augustus/Bael out”? I mean a real deck where cards are not in the deck for general benefit, but rely on each other, like field effects that make other cards playable or stack?

You clearly don’t understand what synergy means. Synergy =/= strategy.

“I rush” or “I go anti-rush”

FYI, that’s called metagaming and has nothing to do with synergy.

Basic examples:
rage & heal – both can be good as stand alone, excel when combined (Smasha + battle abbess)
hero’s bane & fog – turbofog is one of most (if not the most) broken strategies in 2v2
priest & mage – mage stalls like a boss with combination of direct damage and fast units, priest inspires out big guys. Works like a charm in 2v2.

Why would people build skeletal deck when most skeletons suck and Serka and Grimbone give bonus to all undeads? You use Bael and stuff like Gringheist and desperate soul instead.

 
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Topic: Rise of Mythos / My PVP suggestions

Originally posted by Hotshot2k4:


My guildies have given me some grief about it, thinking that I lost 20 matches in a row and went to the forums to complain about it.

LOOOOOL

PROTIP: change guild to one without idiots who don’t see difference between 2k4 and 2012. (hint: it’s 8)
Or try not losing 20 games in arrow.

 
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Topic: Rise of Mythos / No Devs, Just No...

Originally posted by Milenko111:
You gave us 40 elixirs of energy, 30,000 silver, and 2,000 crystals.

FORTY (!) elixirs and you people still complain? Unbohlievable.

 
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Topic: Rise of Mythos / Seriously?!?

Originally posted by GameFuse:
“Player” or Volunteer CMs/Mods can be a bit of a double edged sword.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Kongregate should allow hashtags

#No.
#SeeWhatIDidThere?

 
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Topic: Rise of Mythos / Can we have daily events in the morning as well?

Originally posted by karsot:
i can’t see how it can suit anyone except no-lifers and night workers

what we have is:
0 event on morning
0 event on afternoon
1 event on evening
1 event on night time

So what you’re saying is that you want to play game during work (effectively stealing/lying to your employer) and not free time (which is when normal people do their funtime activities)? Yeah, I can totally see devs (and anyone else) support that brilliant idea. /sarcasm
Seriously, I had no idea that person who plays games in their free time is “no-lifer”. Kong forums never cease to amaze me.

 
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Topic: Rise of Mythos / Formula's

Originally posted by KaoSerenity:
Mif and Maia have a 25% crit chance each so thats make it 50%

No.

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Glean 2] It's annoying to explode when you run out of fuel.

It’s not man operated machine, it’s AI lifeform, no fuel = starved to death = game over. It’s not like game doesn’t remind you every few seconds once you’re driving on fumes.

 
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Topic: Rise of Mythos / One of them days...

Originally posted by dias17se:
Originally posted by SabaChen:

omg… so much hate !

I like the post !
sorry for you
wishing u better luck next time
I did not even know its possible to drow him
so: ty for the post

Whale losers unite. Touching.

Ohhh, poor butthurt pleb is poor, how sad. PROTIP: Don’t be so jelly.

 
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Topic: Rise of Mythos / What do priests think of the past updates?

People saying that priest sucks are too dumb to understand/play combo decks. Inspire is like having 100% of going Dark Ritual → Dark Ritual. If you can’t win with that, you’re doing something wrong. Terribly wrong. Same goes for priest tutor skill from 1.6 (or is that 1.5?). Just because you don’t understand how amazing (and potentially game-breaking) tutoring is doesn’t mean it’s bad card and priest is bad class (it’s actually opposite).
Card advantage. It doesn’t mean what you think it means.

As for “uninspired” archangels (and dragon queen): Maximus is IMO slightly worse that Judge Tytus Dredd, Gabriel is just terribad. Also awful and unplayable. Even if he could be inspired, still would be unplayable. So not much loss there. Danika is Bael/Augustus level of awesome with her current abilities, would be plain broken with inspire.

 
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Topic: Rise of Mythos / DDL limit work around?

That’s because maintenance resets boss/tower daily counters. It’s been like that forever.

 
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Topic: Rise of Mythos / Why doth gamefuse hate rangers

Once again OP tries to win “idiot of the month” reward.
1. Distract is not ranger-specific skill (and more importantly, isn’t effective strategy), so saying that abilities that prevent CD change (and not only increase) are example of ranger hate is completely ridiculous. Not to mention that every class has some cards that are pain in the ass to deal with (nimble and pre-1.2 mage for example). It’s called game balance. If every class could deal easily with every card, there would be no point in having different classes in first place.
2. “pay life” mistranslated as “shadow damage” does not count as multiple examples. It’s one string of text that simply appears on 3 different cards, which all happen to be ranger cards.
3. Nobody makes errors on purpose. It’s completely retarded to claim that gamefuse picked ranger cards on purpose, and that’s exactly what you’re saying: “solid evidence that gamefuse(again, not the dev), hates rangers—the fact that at least 4 of ranger skills have WRONG description of effect”. Vara’s backstab still says “triple damage” instead of “triple attack”, does that mean that GF hates HB too? Hint: no, it means they’re just lazy. Seeking any hidden agenda puts you in tinfoil hat category of mental disturbance.
4. GameFuse doesn’t translate anything. They’re just stealing buying translations from Kings and Legends team. Lose the tinfoil hat, get your facts straight, then post.

Summary: OP thinks that laziness = malice on purpose. That has to be the dumbest thing I read this year.

 
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Topic: Rise of Mythos / ARCHER IS BAD

AHAHAHA This game should change name to “Comedy Gold”.

 
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Topic: Rise of Mythos / Dragon Lair Hard Sanc Reflection Strategy.

Originally posted by Smifer:
remmember that before now you cant expect them to have been farming rep in elvens

It’s so funny to visit forums from time to time and read some noob wisdom. Back in my days elf rep was highest by a long shot because of pegasi rush, then nimble, and once 1.2 hit newbies switched to HB but whales grinded elf for Tariel. I guess it takes special kind of noob to have elf rep as lowest one.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / [New Feature] Introducing Kongpanions!

Originally posted by trickyrodent:

Reported for animal cruelty.

Just kidding. Reported for animal cruelty and insulting religious feelings.

PROTIP: It’s a joke.

 
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Topic: General Gaming / Help! What CCG's allow you to trade common cards for rarer ones?

Trade or upgrade? Don’t think I’ve ever heard of computer CCG that would allow direct card-for-card trading without using any sort of currency as middle man.