Recent posts by rolyolie on Kongregate

Topic: Games / Kongai question?!?

It’s fine as long as you remember the three rules:

No direct sunlight

Don’t get them wet

and DON’T feed them after midnight

Topic: Games / Brag: Kongai Komeback

I love these people bothering to post saying that they don’t care. I mean clearly you do care because you took the time to post. I actually think you are jealous that Konspirator01 is better at Kongai than you (which is a pretty silly thing to get upset about). At least he stuck to his guns and turned the game around instead of quitting the match early and posting some long, ignorant diatribe about how Popo is OP, or ToD is OP, or how using the intercept button is OP.

Topic: Games / Typing Ninja Hunter - kill me now

I agree with everything mentioned in the OP. Typing Ninja = total failure. Greg and co were too busy with Kongai to pay any attention to how terrible and unpolished this game is. To further top it off, I got the 25k points needed for the card and it didn’t register, so now I get to play this awesome game one more time!

Topic: Kongregate / Duplicate Kongai Cards

Duplicate items are usable, not duplicate charaters i think. I posted a list of cards that hadn’t been released yet so people could avoid picking dupe characters a few days ago.

Topic: Kongregate / OMG

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Topic: Kongregate / Kongai cards by release date

Man, why do people feel the need to correct me when they haven’t even bothered to read my post? Why don’t you go back and look at what I wrote for more than 3 seconds before replying.

Topic: Kongregate / Kongai cards by release date

I think Greg is missing a Tafari card, there was someone else (I forget the name) who had all the cards that I used. Phatcat also looks like he has all the cards.

I don’t think I missed any though. Remember my list is just the R1 cards, though I did mention the others in my post. This list is for people that need to pick starters and don’t already have all the cards.

Topic: Kongregate / Kongai cards by release date

What am I missing? I couldn’t find any official list to work off of so I just copied the lists off a couple of profiles.

Topic: Games / Mardek

I think you can Vayre, the only key that you can screw yourself out of is the one that you get from that bandit in the gem mines, if you kill him you will have to restart to get the key.

Topic: Games / no 1 on multi players :(

The Campaign Game is the best multiplayer game on this site I have found so far. You can still find people playing it, though you will be relentlessly owned until you get a good strategy down.

Topic: Kongregate / Kongai cards by release date

It’s for people who don’t have all the cards and want to get the best cards quickly. In my case, I’ve got Cain and Popo, but I missed the good items for them (tome, phylactery, feather, poison), so I’d like to pick them as starters rather than wait an extremely long time or hope that I get lucky and get them from wins.

Also, the breastplate that was released in April was a special edition card wasn’t it? The R1 breastplate is still not out yet I don’t think. I forgot to mention the special editions though, I’ll edit that in.

Topic: Kongregate / Kongai cards by release date

So it looks like Kongai is going to come out soon, so I thought I would post the list I made of the cards that have been released so far to help people pick starter cards. It would be quite frustrating for someone who does not have all the cards to pick some starters only to find those cards available from challenges a few weeks from now.

The first run of cards went from March 2007 to January 2008. There have also been four special edition cards released so far: a Reinforced Breastplate w/sunglasses for some reason, a PAX edition Tafari, a Halloween edition Blood Vial, and a Valentine’s Day edition Gem of Souls. We are about halfway through the second run of cards now (R1). Here are the cards that have been released so far from that run (the dates listed are the Thursdays of the week that the card was available):

General’s Insignia – July 3

Popo – June 26

Cain Solomon – June 19

Juju – June 12

Scroll of Inner Focus – June 5

Phoebe – May 29

Necronomic Tome – May 22

Helene – May 15

Sharpening Stone – May 8

Valkyrie’s Charm – May 1

Herbal Remedy – April 24

Ambrosia Thorn – April 17

Higashi – April 10

Healing Salve – April 3

Sacred Candle – March 27

Rumiko – March 20

Phylactery – March 13

Onimaru – March 6

Quickening Powder – February 28

Elusive Feather – February 21

Death Mask – February 14

Deadly Poison – February 7

I plan on picking as starters cards that I am missing from this list since these cards will not be available again for at least six months (the time it will take to go through the rest of the cards assuming they stick to one card challenge per week). In case you are curious, here are the cards that haven’t been released yet and should appear sometime in the next six months:

Mindreader’s Chalice

Yellow Rock of Cowards

Girdle of Iron Will

Stoneheel Totem

Vanessa Voss

Marquis Le Morte

Cornelius Constantine

Ring of Curses

Blood Vial

Gem of Souls

Tafari

Ubuntu

Zina

Tiger’s Claw

Amaya

Yoshiro

Jade Figurine

Flash Powder

Origami Crane

Caltrops

Anex

Andromeda

Ashi

Reinforced Breastplate

Topic: Serious Discussion / Evolution and such

Yeah it was obvious, I expected people to not realize I was being sarcastic and to start yelling at me in disagreement. I was not expecting agreement either.

Topic: Serious Discussion / Evolution and such

Yeah, it was pretty good. You jumped in too quickly to expose my ruse though, next time give it a few hours so that the really crazy ones can come out and say funny things.

Topic: Serious Discussion / Evolution and such

BECAUSE THE LORD PUT ROCKS ON THIS EARTH TO DESTROY THE BRAIN CELLS OF UNBELIEVERS!

READ BETWEEN THE LINES MORANS!

Topic: Serious Discussion / Evolution and such

I think you are the only one Phoenix, it seems as though the gray matter found in this forum is too dense for my sarcasm ray to penetrate. Maybe you should hit yourself on the head with a rock a few times until things become more clear.

Topic: Serious Discussion / Evolution and such

AMEN BROTHER, TESTIFY!

Shun the disbeliever! SHUUUUUN!

Topic: Serious Discussion / Evolution and such

Don’t listen to this heretic! I AM A TRUE CHRISTIAN! MY OVERUSE OF CAPITALIZATION PROVES IT!

Topic: Serious Discussion / Evolution and such

Because having fewer brain cells makes you more receptive to God’s message, God let the rock hit you so that you would be a better Christian.

Topic: Serious Discussion / Attacks on Obama

Well put smaby.

NO DEFEAT-OCRATS IN ‘08!

The economy is doing just fine because some old, white, rich people told me so!

Topic: Serious Discussion / Evolution and such

I agree with GunsNRosesx3.

God just wants you to believe, OPEN UP YOUR EARS AND MIND TO THE WORD OF GOD SINNERS! Evolution is a conspiracy thought up by commie-liberal-pinko-terrorist-atheist-islamofacist-jew-nazis who are trying to create hell on Earth with their devilish “theories” and “evidence”. I don’t need any of this fancy logic-talk to explain what I think I just look at the flowers.

“Why is this flower here?” I ask. BECAUSE THE LORD JESUS CHRIST PLANTED IT SO THAT IT MIGHT GROW!

“Why does it have the number of petals that is does?” I wonder. BECAUSE THAT NUMBER OF PETALS IS ALL PART OF GOD’S GREAT PLAN!

These devil-worshiping EVIL-utionists (thank you Mr. Ben Stein) are trying to say that the flower just grew these petals one at a time! Balderdash I say, WHAT USE IS HALF A PETAL! NONE AT ALL UNLESS YOU HAVE HALF A NOSE!

You would have to be a total moran to still be thinking of trying to argue with my bullet-proof logic here, but here is yet another reason that evolution is wrong. HOW CAN FLOWERS EVOLVE WHEN THEY DON’T EVEN MOVE AT ALL UNLESS GOD IS BLOWING THE WIND AT THEM!! As you can see, flowers don’t do anything unless God tells them to. One day God is going to tell the flowers to kill everybody who is less white than I am. Then you will see, YOU WILL ALL SEE THE GLORY OF THE LORD! TESTIFY! AND GOD BLESS AMERICA!

Topic: Kongregate / Shouldn't we be shouting from the rooftops?

Finally, I’d given up on getting into the beta. Does anybody know if you will still only be able to pick characters for your starter cards if you’ve got less than ten character cards in your deck? Will there be any changes in terms of getting cards?

I ask because I’ve got Popo and Cain from recent challenges, but what I have heard are good items for them (tome, phylactery, feather, poison) were released earlier this year before I joined Kong and won’t reappear in challenges for over six months. If I can’t pick item cards as starters, will my only options be to play with a gimped deck or wait until I get enough cards through challenges?

Topic: Games / kongai

It’s been about a month now, when do you think they will have another update? I want to play it too.

Topic: Serious Discussion / Who are the top 3 worst presidents we have ever had?

Yeah, and let’s not forget that WWIII almost started under Kennedy. He’s like the Paul McCartney of US presidents. But honestly ee80, FDR in your 5 worst? Do you have a reason for that because FDR was probably one of the most important US presidents.

Here’s my list:

1) George Bush Jr. (of course)

2) Richard Nixon (Vietnam War, Watergate)

3) Ronald Regan (Reganonomics)

Topic: Serious Discussion / Forbidden Archeology

I think that he is a propagandist because he has a degree in a field unrelated to the topic of his book. Cremo is trying to make the point that Homo Sapiens were around back then, which means we aren’t the product of evolution. Unfortunately, there is no evidence other than this footprint to substantiate the idea that there were modern humans back then. There is no evolutionist conspiracy to suppress this information, the Laetoli footprints are well known and not particularly controversial.

Cremo is just playing fast and loose with the facts; the Laetoli footprints are not modern human footprints, they show a couple of hominids walking upright (no knuckle-dragging) with an arched foot (as opposed to monkey feet). The prints were dated as being over 3 million years old, so it was concluded that that type of foot is at least that old. It’s not identical to our feet and there is no reason to assume there were modern men at that time.