Recent posts by PretentiousPanda on Kongregate

Topic: Off-topic / Rap Tournament

Whoo, it’s Panda in the house
Gimmie a cheer and take off yo’ blouse
I may be a lil bit pretentious
just coz I’m afraid of bein’ adventurous
Make a rhyme
Take the time
Put some effort into it
Don’t change fact that rap is shit
Ain’t afraid of no darkies
They mess with me and I feed ‘em to the sharkies
Feelin’ good to be rich
Treatin’ people like my bitch
I could fill an entire page
But I gotta get to the stage
C’mon crowd gimmie a wave
See a neckbeard in the crowd, give him a full body shave
Guy seemed like such a wreck
Grabbed the mofo and forced him ’front of mah fancy tech
Let off the smoke machine, blasted his face with fog
Down with the hood, dawg
WORD!

Topic: Off-topic / Toilet Paper never existed

Use American currency since overseas its value is less than toilet paper.

exchange rate may vary

Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

Is this supposed to be happening?

Topic: Off-topic / Now everybody say wayo

Topic: Off-topic / NON-Mainstream Music ((Instrumental, Electronic, and Synthetic

Time travel back to early 1991 and take a Down CD with you, you’d be the biggest hipster in existence.

Topic: Off-topic / Now everybody say wayo

Topic: Off-topic / Now everybody say wayo

Topic: Off-topic / Have you ever plunged a toilet with your hand?

Yes, many times.
Sometimes the 100 dollar bills I use as toilet paper clog it up and if I get the maid to unclog it then her mexican family are going to be able to come to America even sooner.

Topic: Off-topic / Don't you hate it when someones taking a long-ass shower and you have to go piss/shit really badly?

Originally posted by VanHalen1:

I usually take very long showers because I can’t stop myself from staring off in space, but my mom likes to make me angry and flush the toilet in my bathroom if I’m in there for too long.

Are you sure that’s the main reason why she comes into your bathroom?

Middle-aged women like fatties more nowadays, and mumcest just makes it kinkier.

Topic: Off-topic / Don't you hate it when someones taking a long-ass shower and you have to go piss/shit really badly?

Only one bathroom in your house?

The poor people are upon us!

Topic: Off-topic / Religion

Originally posted by Anagofchanho:

I have nothing wrong with atheism in itself. However believing in nothing just seems really depressing to me. “What happens when I die?” “You rot in the ground.” YaY for atheism.

You’re getting atheism mixed up with humanism.

Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

Anyone else as excited as I am?

Topic: Off-topic / worst anime series

But
Lucky Star has those four elements
And you mentioned four different animes
Which you said had one element each from LS
which was superior to when it’s in LS
So, for LS you get all four

Now
Please stop typing
in this fashion

Topic: Off-topic / worst anime series

Originally posted by CommanderObvious:

i award you the prestigious title of colonelobvious

No bro.

Lucky Star has those four things which four different animes have, as long as you’re okay with those seperate elements being inferior, Lucky Star is better as it has all four, when those individual shows don’t contain four, but only one.

Therefore, your reasoning for Lucky Star sucking is void.

Topic: Off-topic / worst anime series

Originally posted by CommanderObvious:

cool

back to why lucky star sucks

azumanga daioh is funnier
hayate has more references
hidamari sketch is cuter
k-on has better characters
kdone

Note how you listed four shows that have one individual element from a show with all four elements.

Topic: Off-topic / Hate

Originally posted by Dartjat:

This thread is full of lol.

Topic: Off-topic / Hate

Originally posted by Apokskey_5:

Originally posted by Roderie:

Originally posted by Apokskey_5:

Originally posted by Roderie:

Atheism

LOL

Following that logic, wouldn’t most Christians be hypocrites?

absolutely, there are a lot of “Hypocritical Christians,” but that begs the question of whether they are Christians in the first place, now doesn’t it?

What? <.>

He’s attempting to say that people who claim to follow a religion that follows the teachings of hypocrites who wrote a book might not actually be proper followers.

Topic: Off-topic / Hate

Originally posted by Roderie:

Atheism

It is a basic assumption of the human psyche that it is our duty to love, have mercy, be kind, honest, just, and all those human character traits that we have universally recognized as good.

Stopped reading, right there.

Topic: Off-topic / Hate

Originally posted by Preacherboy71:

Absolutely.

K, you’re wrong though

Topic: Off-topic / Hate

Originally posted by Apokskey_5:

Prove the Bible wrong? Hold on, I’ll find the website that I found lol.

Don’t worry, I found some for you

Topic: Off-topic / Hate

Originally posted by Preacherboy71:

Originally posted by Cammy_Justice:

Originally posted by Preacherboy71:

Try the Bible, it holds plenty of evidence.

Where us the proof that the Bible is real and the Qur’an is not?

The Qur’an has contradictions, the Bible does not.

Are you really saying the Bible doesn’t have contradictions?

Topic: Off-topic / Hate

Originally posted by Preacherboy71:

God did not create suffering, man got it as a punishment for sin.

And apparently God created everything, therefore he created it as a punishment for sin.
EDIT: You cursed ninja!

Originally posted by Preacherboy71:

Prove it wrong.

Prove it right.

Topic: Off-topic / Hate

Originally posted by Preacherboy71:

Try the Bible, it holds plenty of evidence.

A BOOK TOLD ME SO!!!

Topic: Off-topic / we must lol stalin

Originally posted by HappyAlcoholic:

How does one “lol” someone?

Like so;

“HAHAHAHAHAHASTALINHAHAHAHAHAHAHASTALINHAHAHAHAHASTALINHAHAHAHAHAHASTALINHAHAHA”

Topic: Off-topic / Hate

Originally posted by Apokskey_5:

I’d rather believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster rather than God. Why? BECAUSE I HAVE PROOF. What is the proof? SPAGHETTI.

That’s actually fucking brilliant.
You actually have more proof of your superior being than Christians.

Originally posted by Roderie:

Most gay men and women do cause heartache in their families at least at first.

Yes, because they can’t accept the other person’s sexuality, which makes them a fucking awful family.