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Topic: Anti-Idle: The Game / Challenge Submission Thread

Day at the Races

Today here at the stadium is an interesting challenge. The Impossible difficulty of the Simple Race has been drastically increased. You must beat this race 7 times. You will start with a small sum of tokens, but not enough to win. Good luck!
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Objective: Win Simple Race on Impossible 7x

Rules:

1. When the Stadium is purchased from the Feature Shop. player starts with 5,000 Stadium Tokens.
2. Instead of opponents starting with 50% more stats, they start with some number between 300% and 800% stats (I'm not quite sure how far you'd want them to go)
3. The Simple Race track, of course, would have to be a lot longer to make up for the 150-400% stat boost the opponents will have., maybe 5-10 times longer, just for a bit of fun
4. If there is a cap to the number of upgrades a person can apply to a stat in stadium, and it isn't enough to compensate for the drastically-strengthened AI, just make the cap higher.
5. Basically, it'd be a race to see who can grind stadium tokens quicker and beat races quickly
6. The 7x in the title just means beating Simple Race on Impossible (With these effects) 7 times, to make sure the first one wasn't a fluke or something.

Rewards:

  • Medal Name: Speed Racer
  • Skin Color: #330033
  • Eye Color: #FF6633
 
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Topic: Forum Games / Steal the Cookie (No Sign-Ups)

I yell at him for being off the internet, and kick him in the balls. He drops the cookie into my hand.
I then give it back, but also give him a computer.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Steal the Cookie (No Sign-Ups)

I transform the black hole into a yellow portal. I then shoot a blue portal with my Portal Gun at my hand and the cookie falls into my hand.
I clone GLaDOS exactly 1337 times and have them all guard the cookie, along with the cake.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / COKE MACHINE

You got a dead guy, red robes, and a blood-covered shurikan. You also found a website that says the ninjago game on lego.com is a megaman ripoff.

I insert Gordon Freeman’s corpse along with his crowbar.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but now you’re so tall your head broke through the roof and took it into outer space where u suffocated.

I wish i could type faster, but not so fast my fingers catch on fire or the computer doesnt explode or anything like that.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / ONLY THIS WEEK!!! Stairway to Heaven- Lego version (No sign-ups)

True, but shouldnt we go with D? Sure intellegence helps, but this calendar seems important to me.
I vote for E D C B

 
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Topic: Forum Games / ONLY THIS WEEK!!! Stairway to Heaven- Lego version (No sign-ups)

E, then C later

 
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Topic: Forum Games / interactive story| Dont let it die!!!!

cat. The cat started…..

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted

I wish for 2 more wishes and i use both those wishes for more wishes.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted but the liquid used is poisionous and you felt the need to wash the inside of your mouth.

I wish for PPPPPPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Mineworld! *No sign ups!* |Not an Rp, Hp, or Emp!|

M_Blox said:
Man 1: Catch fish with the net.
Man 2: Gather water in the glass cup.
Man 3: Gather half of the fruits on every tree.
Man 4: Take the lavasmelt knife and climb the mountain. (I’m hoping that if this goes well, we can attack the humanoid being from above.)
Man 5: Go to the mountain and begin to build a staircase in the side of the mountain.
Man 6: Climb to the top of the cliff and see what there is behind the cliff.

I agree except for #4. Before we do anything to make an enemy, i think we should have man 4 try and communicate with the man. But bring the knife just in case.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Change-a-Word

Ugly Forever1_1alone went to Lithuania for goats

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Interactive Story Don't let it die!

Chuck Norris was hungry, and he wanted seal, not manatees. So, he decided to punch the manatees so hard that their cell structures would collapse and mutate genes into a seal. As Chuck enjoyed his dinner of cooked EVIL SEALS……..

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Make an anagram of the above users name.

heJOTtersnipefa

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Mix your username with the above persons'

TheEvilGuyMax322

 
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Topic: Forum Games / You Know You Are Playing Too Many Flash Games When,

Originally posted by theguy322:

129. On Christmas, you were told to put the star on the top of the tree, but instead you taped the star to your chest and ran into a bunch of stuff expecting not to get hurt.

that has nothing to do with flash games…
Yes it does, it’s a flash version of the mario world.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / interactive story| Dont let it die!!!!

a bologna sandwhich!"
Freaking out, the main character decides to tap dance on……

 
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Topic: Forum Games / COKE MACHINE

You get a free copy of the game “Mario is Missing!”

I insert the clay moose statue i got from the corrupt a wish game.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but all these references to a famous board game turned the world into a bunch of plastic spaces.

I wish for a bologna sandwhich

 
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Topic: Forum Games / interactive story| Dont let it die!!!!

Then a guy walks up to you and says "HA! That sandwhich was full of…….

 
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Topic: Forum Games / You Know You Are Playing Too Many Flash Games When,

129. On Christmas, you were told to put the star on the top of the tree, but instead you taped the star to your chest and ran into a bunch of stuff expecting not to get hurt.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Mix your username with the above persons'

kilozuy322

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, it wasn’t rebunked, it was remodeled.

I wish for a moose that wouldn’t crush or eat me or attack me in any way.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but the world randomly explodes…..

I wish the person who grants this wish gets a cookie
(but since is corrupt a wish, you dont get cookiez!)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Interactive Story Don't let it die!

Then the Browser and Mario incident ( page 4 or 5 on this game ) was reenacted in front of Ty, Bill Gates, and Chuck Norris. The three combined their power and shouted “WTF” so loudly every bone in everyone in the world was shattered. All that remained was the 3. So they shouted “WTF” backwards (FTW) and reversed time to when the Browser Mario incident was reenacted.