Recent posts by qwedsa213 on Kongregate

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Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, you get a broken one.
I wish for Data not to die in Nemesis!

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, your computer explodes.
I wish for no more friggen allergies!

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, the internet beomes boring.

I wish for no more joint pain without dying.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, they never cool.

I wish for starTrek.com to stop being crappy :(

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but it lights you on fire also.

I wish for a working mouse. (Stupid trakpad… )

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but then Kong breaks.
I wish for no needles for blood tests, just “hyposprays”

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Live, Die, Die Live and Die.

Dude really, this game isn’t “whoever can stop the game wins”… So knock it off.

I swallow a live grenade.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

granted, but everyone stops using google.

I wish for the damn watermellons to start growing already!

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Live, Die, Die Live and Die.

I coulden’t come up with an answer because you confused me. Thus you are still alive.

I kick a bear in the balls.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but everyone thinks you’re to good for them, thus you have no freinds.

I wish for better eyesight (I got fired because of it… :(…)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / This or That?

^ sorry didn’t see the post tha already did that… :(

Cheese or milk?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / This or That?

Corded mouse.

Star trek or star wars?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Live, Die, Die Live and Die.

You get reincarnated into a dog.

I break every bone in my body. Thrice.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, You die of a heart attack induced by too much activity.
I wish for a colombian BCI (semi-large snake. Not big enough to harm me :P)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / This or That?

Spicy
Mice or moose?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, they drop you in an active volcano.

I wish for working speakers.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Live, Die, Die Live and Die.

You land in a pile of manure.
I throw myself onto a wall of spikes.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / This or That?

Box
Snakes or socks?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Live, Die, Die Live and Die.

You’re in luck, it’s just a sammich.

I drink a gallon of rotten milk laced with boultisim.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Last 3 Letters into 3 New Words

Under frozen fire.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but people keep hiting you to make you cry.

I wish for warp drive to be invented.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Live, Die, Die Live and Die.

You create it, but you didn’t go in. Now stop stealing the people on page 1’s black hole thingie.

I swallow broken glass laced with poison.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Live, Die, Die Live and Die.

Due to amazing medical science and some quick thinking people, you are alive. However, people are mad at you for making them pull shards of glass out of your ass.

I wiggle around in quicksand so I sink.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Live, Die, Die Live and Die.

It was unstable, so it colapsed.

I swallow my cat, and she ruptures my internal organs.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Last 3 Letters into 3 New Words

American roads suck :P