Recent posts by Aakash on Kongregate

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Topic: Game Programming / GiTD [#25] Entries and Discussion

March 30th is my birthday so I guess the 31st or near that time would be good for me.
Man I haven’t entered GiTD for ages!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Off-Topic: The Game: Writer's competition

Prequel to my first story:

Originally posted by Aakash:

Story:
There was a forum,
called OT,
it was quite good,
there were spammers,
there were new Forum mods shaped from OT trolls,
OT was still spam and trolls,
people left OT,
people joined OT,
OT is quite good,
yes.

Prequel:
Before time, there was a website called 4chan.org
It was NSFW and full of nasty trolls and weirdos
On the first day, Kongregate was invented
On the second day, the forums were made
Finally, on the third day, insert deity here did something good and made the OT forum
On the fourth day, trolls migrated to the OT Forum
On the fifth day, Forum mods were made to keep the balance
On the sixth day, the mods also became trolls
On the seventh day, insert deity here saw that his attempts were useless and gave up.
yes.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I BE BACK

Originally posted by Hallucent:
Originally posted by necrobestiality:

Why do the returning oldfigs always act like spazzes?

I was thinking the exact same thing. I hope I don’t do that.

Oh you will, it’s involuntary.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I BE BACK

Oh god no.
Drovoxx is gone ;_;
Well, it’s been nice knowing y’all.
leaves again

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Off-Topic: The Game: Writer's competition

Story:
There was a forum,
called OT,
it was quite good,
there were spammers,
there were new Forum mods shaped from OT trolls,
OT was still spam and trolls,
people left OT,
people joined OT,
OT is quite good,
yes.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I BE BACK

D: Where’s troll vegard gone? :(

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Formatting in the Chat!

Neat… I should stop leaving Kong

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I BE BACK

Originally posted by Hallucent:

Vegard is a mod.

I’ve been on Kongregate longer than you have, and I still don’t remember who you are.

Me neither…

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Formatting in the Chat!

Does the game link thing still work?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I BE BACK

Deary me… do Vegard, Minnakht or any of the cool peeps still come on here?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I BE BACK

Originally posted by Hallucent:

1 and a half years


August 13, 2011


Somebody doesn’t know how to count.

jumps off cliff
Yup, I might as well.
Yeah it’s only 1 year.. only came back for 1 or 2 days between that time

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I BE BACK

Well, I left for nearly a year and uhh.. well.. I’m back!
All hail me

 
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Topic: Kongregate / The Road to Gaming Greatness! - Group Stages - Round 1 (Microbe Chain)

Okay I admit it. I cheated. I do not however cheat on badges.
I just got really frustrated at not being able to get a really high score an alas…
I resorted to hacking.
Anyway, disqualify me from this competition and from the next 3/4 or however it works. And I promise to come back clean.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / The Road to Gaming Greatness! - Group Stages - Round 1 (Microbe Chain)

Must’ve been playing for an hour straight :/
Later on (after 1200) really Shorter chain and Split make it worse
Having along chain means it’s harder to get fully knocked out of the circle.
Thank god I got mostly Heavy and Bigger Circle that run.
WOOP! 1471!
Drops down exhausted onto bed

 
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Topic: Kongregate / The Road to Gaming Greatness! Qualifying Round - 96 Places (Oh, the Huge Manatee!)

EDIT Got higher score
EDIT 2 Got even higher score
Thar she blows! Qualifying with 7688!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / FluffyPuppy55 is the king of this forum!


 
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Topic: Kongregate / Suggestion: Please destroy all mute buttons

Ummm…
Are you too poor to afford a PS3?
If yes, then I support you because of a ton of haters who rated my games 1 star because they didn’t like the music even WITH a mute button available.
If no, and you just want to earn extra money, shame ON YOU!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Most attractive part of a female & male

Female: Face
Male: I’m not homosexual, bitch.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I think there should be a rule where after you get 4K posts you cant be banned

Originally posted by TheAznSensation:
I think there should be a rule

That was all I had to read to say “exemplary”

Same.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Kongathlon 3: Lock'd

Can I join?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Konquest [Sign Ups]

Sign up!

 
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Topic: Forum Games / COMPETITION! (DEAD)

I’ll sign up.
Do I post my screeny now?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / List of OTers' Languages

English, Gujarati, Hindi, French, German and a bit of Spanish.
Impressive, eh?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I think there should be a rule where after you get 4K posts you cant be banned

Originally posted by exemplary:

They should do it because us spammers with over 4K posts are really valued members of the forums.

How about that?

 
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Topic: The Arts / ►Pokemon Fusion! Rawr! Diglett Project!◄

Sorry about not updating. I’m still really really really busy at the moment. I swear I will do it whenever I get the chance. Sorry.