Recent posts by MrPun on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / What sound effect would you (or do you) make when you hit people repeatedly?

FAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLCOOOOOOOOOOOONNNN PUNCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Who is yr favorite X-men and Why?

I like the one with the large pool of puns — Deadpool.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I got a 2TB harddrive!

I have a 1 TB solid state drive.
1 TB Solid State Drive > 2 TB Drive.
You see, I’m like the raby of Drives.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What brand of coffee do you drink?

I don’t drink coffee.
Ever since that day someone stole my cup from me.
You could call it a… mugging.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Discuss my homework.

Uracilly guy.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Has anyone seen Bkaaaaw?

This thread has an incredibly fowl taste to it.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Sean Connery

 
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Topic: Off-topic / So a kid plays on the floor and makes laundry into a vast land. He has soldiers who cross the mountains of shirts, caves from pants, and the bras he calls...

booby traps.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Dear Zshadow,

This thread…. has me tongue-tied.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / BKAAAAAAAAW, lets settle this like real men

This thread is incredibly foul.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Did you guys hear about that cannibal?

He had a wife and ate kids.
That’s a lot of kids.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I have a confession

Originally posted by AwesomeX222:

TerribleToaster really is terrible!

That was an awesome joke bro. Times Two!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I used to be a baker...

Originally posted by chesse20:

wow man thats like one of the shity jokes i have herd in a while u now man

I don’t see you using any clever wordplay, all you do is loaf around.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I used to be a baker...

…but I didn’t make enough dough.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What do you get when you cross the Titanic and the Sixth Sense?

Icy, dead people.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Pig & Heron Comic Directory

I sense a stinging presence in the world of puns.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / They just published a book about sex with herbs.

You all will rue the day you ever challenged me.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / They just published a book about sex with herbs.

Originally posted by Ayaniika:

Ohohohohohohohohohoho
Don’t think you’ve won yet though. I’ve got a few puns of my own.

They say the victim was killed with a drill,
I guess he got… screwed over.

That is just a bunch of horseradish.
Stick to herb puns.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / They just published a book about sex with herbs.

It’s about fucking thyme.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What building has the most stories?

The Library.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Baffled

It looks like you will not feel the agony of defeet.
Keep on going.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Flabbergasted

Well done, sun.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / geography puns are the worst.

Uruguay.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I dropped my watch in the toilet...

Looks like you two still haven’t found the key to making good puns.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I dropped my watch in the toilet...

You two are so pathetic that I’ve already clocked this up as a victory.