You stumble across a soda tab in a parking lot. As you reach down to pick it up, an old lady in a Hummer doesn’t see you, and you spend the next couple months in a hospital. Plus, the soda tab gets wedged under your finger nail. Permanently.
I wish to never die. (Heh…)
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