Recent posts by Nezzadar on Kongregate

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Topic: Kongregate / Do you stay in one single chat room for the whole time?

Road Scholars FTW, McKain and QueenTakesRook are awesome.

 
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Topic: General Gaming / Raffle Spore next?

Spore was a disappointment. I would not make an effort to get a raffle ticket for it. Plus, raffles are for games that have not yet been released, because the raffle is part of the pre-release marketing.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Ad revenue ratios???

It isn’t luck, it’s corruption to the very core. (lol) He was former staff you know.

Okay, so when I did the math, since there really is no concrete formula that they release, it comes out to Kong making a penny per 8 “impressions” so developer with 50% revenue sharing gets 1 penny per 16 “impressions.”

Kong won’t send a check unless it owes the developer $25. This means that for the requisite minimum to get a check, 40000 “impressions” are needed.

An “impression” is when the ad is displayed for about .25 seconds on the screen. Even if you close your eyes and scoll down, it still counts, because the ad has loaded. (Ad blockers hurt everyone!)

Favoriteing a game has no direct effect on revenue. The indirect effect is that it might funnel people into the game, so that they trigger “impressions.”

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Pyro (All Guides)

God, please post links. With this many videos, the page is a bitch to load.

Also,a hint: fastest time is tracked seperately from aces. If the cheap and dirty way is faster, go for the speed and the ace in two seperate runs.

Edit: Yes this should be in games.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / ~-Kongregate StereoTypes Guide-~

I have a category I call “bombs.”

These people can be normal for the longest time, and then one day, they become super agressive and attack anything near them. What it takes to set them off is unknown, and they are back to normal within a day or two, but when they are angry, boy do you know it.

I have been known to bomb occasionally. My trigger is usually blatant stupidity. My first blowout was suc when some abusive f***tards got color removed from the shouts and forums, and textile entirely removed from game comments. Although a useless and abusive mod set me off recently. (caugh) Kyru (caugh)

The best example of a bomb though is Gunstar_Hero. He is set off by everything from people calling him “gunster” to people questioning any minor decision he makes. We were friends once, so I’ve seen it multiple times. In his case, the aftermath of a bomb is usually extreme depression, with him moaning “I am going to leave Kongregate because no one apprieciates me” for a week.

 
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Topic: Sonny 2 / Sonny 2 Info.

Dude, Armor is going to wait because they make more money if they do. Give it a month.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Game ownership conflict?

Thanks! Someone give dacomb 10 points for solving this problem.

Now please let this thread die.

 
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Topic: General Gaming / Pyro: 44-Aces Guide

Please note that all 44 are now aceable. If it took two shots to clear, now you can ace with two shots. This is only for the three that needed it.

Note you need 27 aces to unlock all four secret levels.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Game ownership conflict?

Update: Apparently, many other games submitted by FreeOnlineGames have clones elseware on the site too.

Is this even legal?

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Game ownership conflict?

Okay, so two well established parties each submit a game. The problem, it’s the same exact game! Oh, and to make it even more interesting, one has no API and the other does, so the one that does gets a badge, and thus, more plays. Remember, both parties own the game.

Now what happens?

Don’t think this is possible? It already happened.

GameInABottle

http://www.kongregate.com/games/gameinabottle/treasure-of-cutlass-reef

Free Online Games

http://www.kongregate.com/games/FreeOnlineGames/cursed-winds

 
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Topic: Kongregate / friend signed up

it will take a while if your friend and you share an IP adress. He will have to level up before you get anything then.

Also, this should be emailed to Kong, not put here.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / The 99 Bricks impossible badge...

Message to badge owners.
You are all insane. So very insane. All of you.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / If you were a Mod, What would you do?

you are so gonna lose points for that comment. he can do that too, you know.

 
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Topic: General Gaming / Epic War 2 Sucks: The Worst Sequel

My big issue is the time consumption. I would vote for a speed up. Accuracy for arrows should not be too bad if everything is double speed.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / If you were a Mod, What would you do?

I remember a simmilar thread where dijamin said “opress the proletariat”

Also, i’m pretty sure I messed up on his name.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Suggestions

That gif is the still image that was displayed in the animation during the nanosecond that the right click registered. You can save a few and see for yourself. The .gif file has no concept of time, and therefore cannot hold animation.

Correct me if I am wrong, but I believe .gif existed before Macromedia Flash came out.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Is Kong losing appeal?

Then please do! I know you can edit my posts. I give you permission to edit the arcaneCoder says section so that it meets your satisfaction. I didn’t mean to tread on you, if my intrepretation is wrong, correct it for me.

Edit: Added For the purpose of this thread aC and I are unimportant. I used out names because we both had opinions on the subject. The real foucs of this thread is expressed in the title

Please heed that.

Again, sorry aC.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Is Kong losing appeal?

That and “Gotta Catch Em’ All with Hitler” series. Also on newgrounds you can never ask for help or share an opinion. Unless you like being flamed.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / If you were a Mod, What would you do?

I was a mod (not here) and it made me realize how little intelligence is possessed by the avarage user. Being a mod made me lose respect for most of humanity. That and high school.

Now I hate users for being stupid, bad mods for being useless, and staff for avoiding the chaos that they own. Yay dismay for humanity!

If I were a mod here I would ask Jim for a room called the Chamber of Silence, and silence anyone who spoke in it. It would be fun. :)

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Chatroom convivence problems

Stop being helpful Kyru, its so unlike you.

If you have issues with the people in your room, concider silencing them as well. These are people that are either too stupid to notice or to self absorbed to care about room language, and so muting them means you won’t lose anything.

Besides, do you actually think a mod will ban you for speaking the wrong language. It might be against the rules, but its not as harmful as linkspamming or trolling.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Is Kong losing appeal?

You say slight, I say NEWGROUNDS like. Huge difference. Newgrounds is already dangerously close to /b/ in standards.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Suggestions

I excludind BenV because its bad karma to ask to ban STAFF. Also, I menat V not G. and .swf are the moving ones.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Is Kong losing appeal?

Come on people. It’s a tie. We need more votes.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Is Kong losing appeal?

Nezzadar is a paragon of good and would never flame…

But seriously, even though mibbster2 himself has seemingly stopped posting games, the mibbster2 quality games have skyrocketed. The partially completed tutorial games haven’t helped either (apparently we are all impressed by games that are only three tutorials through and don’t work… 5/5!)

Mabye a staff member can churn out some numbers to prove/disprove.

Also, I would like to remind you that comments once allowed color

And if you copy this line 5 times then a beautiful woman will appear and it really works !!!!!

Edit: COUNT ADDED

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Suggestions

I suggest we ban .swf avatars entirely (those are the moving ones)

I also suggest that everyone except BenG that uses breasts in his avatar, real or Kongai, should lose the ability to have an avatar.

This will greatly increase the quality of one of the more vulgar aspects of Kong.