Topic: War of Omens /
What People Say In Chat
Sephiroth877: “I am Chronos the titan.” – Mogesh
GregarFalzar: Nobody said Mogesh can’t said long words
Sephiroth877: “My maul is actually a giant dead fetus on the end.”
Sephiroth877: I could go on with this for hours.
janeika: Why would Mogesh be Chronos?
janeika: doesn’t he control time?
aramtruen: eating kids
GregarFalzar: wtf this Ys is drunk
GregarFalzar: she’s only buying Bankers
Sephiroth877: Because Chronos ate all of his children except Zeus because Gaia hid Zeus away from Chronos
s0rted81: “aaahhhh looooove me some fetus” Mogesh
Sephiroth877: He ate his children because a prophet told him one day his downfall would come from one of his children.
janeika: Greek mythology is so cool, “No lets not just kill them, lets eat them as well!”
aramtruen: totally reasonable reaction
Darcouth: was a hell of a lucky save talmain
Sephiroth877: The titans were kind of assholes.
s0rted81: he ate his children because a prophet told him that one day he’d find his fridge empty and be hungry
Skadi: gaia was an asshole because she hid the kid from her titan buddy
Sephiroth877: Actually… Prometheus had it bad.
phoenixark123: “What would Zeus do about this current foreign policy in the Middle East?” “I dunno, maybe like, turn into a duck then have sex with ducks.”
janeika: wait, aren’t Hades and Poseidon the brothers of Zeus?
DrZomboss: wasn’t it Rea not Gaia?
Sephiroth877: I thought it was Gaia
Sephiroth877: Could be wrong
orias72: janeika yes they are all brothers
janeika: So Gaia/Rea saved all three then?
skifly: lol theo
Simply_Gabriele: No, puked up post factum.
Skadi: it was gaia who hid zeus
DrZomboss: naw, Cronos vomited
Wesleyao: Man… I never start with boars when I’m fighting someone of a decent rank
Jonathancarmel: rea hid zeus
Sephiroth877: Aren’t Rea and Gaia the same?
Sephiroth877: Just different spellings?
Jonathancarmel: could be
skifly: lol skippie89
DrZomboss: Gaia is Zeus’ mother
Skadi: no, rea told gaia to hide zeus, so gaia hid him
Jonathancarmel: no rea is zeus’s mother
DrZomboss: ah no, his grandmother actually
Talmain: that was lucky
Sephiroth877: ANYWAYS lol
Wesleyao: Eh not really.
orias72: skadi is correct, poseidon and hades were eaten while zeus was hidden away by gaia, who was asked by Rea, chronos’s mother to do so
Wesleyao: Bank just decided to hate me.
Sephiroth877: Mythology and cryptozoology are two of my favorite things ever
Talmain: my bank was perfect
Talmain: with good procs too
BTwelve: Chronus ate them because he thought that was safer than locking them away in Hades like his father did
Skadi: yay i was right for once
Sephiroth877: Good job Skadi
Sephiroth877: Now tell me the epic poem about Fenrir and Yggdrasil
DrZomboss: sephi… enuff for today
shocman: chonas ate them because he didnt want his children to overthrow him
Sephiroth877: Enough what?
Sephiroth877: The room is loving it
BTwelve: that’s because Cronos had already overthrow his father Uranus so he knew how easy it was to overthrow leaders
Skadi: dunno about that poem, just know that the gods were afraid of fenrir, seems like everyone is afraid of everything in mythology
Sephiroth877: Everyone was more afraid of the world serpent though… I forget his name though
janeika: they chained him up with the beard of women
orias72: fenrir and yggdrasil didn’t actually come into contact that often as fenrir was a giant flying wolf that constantly flew about amongst the stars, and never did come to earth until the eclipse and swallowed the sun
BTwelve: fenrir blah blah gods blah blah Ygg blah blah
janeika: and that’s why women don’t have beards
phoenixark123: something like Jormugandr
Sephiroth877: Yeah I know orias :p I was just saying two names
DrZomboss: anyways, who cares
Sephiroth877: and yes phonix! That you
BTwelve: you’re mixing up the myths, sephiroth
Sephiroth877: What I’m talking about now is Norse I know
DeS_tructive: That’s what he gets for playign too much final fantasy.
Sephiroth877: Norse is just fascinating
janeika: This is religion BTwelve
BTwelve: Is that like the time that Fenrir came into contact with Zeus, sephiroth?
Skadi: fenrir wasnt the giant flying wolf, skalli and hati were, no?
janeika: Fenrir was the lovechild of Loki and Hel
Sephiroth877: Fenrir was definitely a wolf and I do believe he had the ability to fly. I think orias was 100% right.
janeika: Or was the Fenris
Sephiroth877: Fenrir and Fenris are the same, just different spellings.
janeika: It’s Fenris in Norwegian at least
Darcouth: I don’t think he flew…
orias72: skalli and hati were lesser children of loki and hel and had their own forms but shared in the ability to fly
Skadi: yea fenrir was a wolf, but he didnt chase the sun and moon
orias72: i believe at some point they turned on eachother and fenrir ate them
Sephiroth877: No one said Fenrir chased the moon and sun lol
BTwelve: I don’t think he flew either, but if Fenrir flew in the movies everyone will be believe he can
janeika: He didn’t fly
BTwelve: Are you calling Sephi wrong?
Darcouth: Fenrir couldn’t fly
phoenixark123: Sephiwrong lol
Darcouth: I don’t reall yknow why anyone would think he could
skifly: because he wasn’t real
janeika: me neither
BTwelve: Sephiroth disagrees with you
Sephiroth877: I agreed with orias :p
Sephiroth877: I’m not 100% sure though, that was also stated.
DeS_tructive: grumbles and goes to pop it in all decks
BTwelve: Because Fenrir was the one of the earliest incarnations of My Little Pony?
orias72: woopse, skalli and hati were his children not his siblings
and so on…