Recent posts by qwertyuiopazs on Kongregate

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Topic: Forum Games / This or That?

Ever spelling to goodest have?
Drink water or gatorade?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Fortunately, Unfortunately

Fortunately, nobody supports him and he has no cult except for his imaginary friends and he is saved only in his imagination.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / [TOURNAMENT] [Round 2] The Kongregate Duels

Can’t say I didn’t try

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [LABYRINTHIUM] OOC discussion

No.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [LABYRINTHIUM] OOC discussion

I get the feeling that I’m going to succeed right before Leto does…

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Always open][LABYRINTHIUM] Heroes - Day 8: Orc Stronk

Urzog
The wolf is about to fall, at last. Now that I’ve shown it and the weak rock thrower my clear superiority, it’s time to try again. I jump on the wolf, and throw it a fried trout.


Urzog tries to tame the wolf with bribery

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Sandwich Game.

2. A pencil sharpener

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

I wish for shockingly normal capitilization

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List(current round: The List rounds hosted by Pulsaris)

Lol I won
TANK

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread (A.K.A. Funky Town)

Originally posted by uzzbuzz:
Originally posted by Bluji:

Seven days to it.

Ohhhh yay. Hopefully I’ll be around for the full thing this time around.

Is this something that I should join because it is awesome

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Always open][LABYRINTHIUM] Heroes - Day 8: Orc Stronk

Urzog
Foot 1d4

Possibly not the best idea. My hand hurts even more now, especially given that it was just bitten. And I missed to top it off. What a disgrace. I can make this look planned, I’m sure. I continue my punch, land on my hand, and spin under the wolf with that momentum, sending my foot into the wolves underbelly.


Normal attack

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Sandwich Game.

50. Bad counting skills
I eat the sandwich and it is delicious.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Always open][LABYRINTHIUM] Heroes - Day 8: Orc Stronk

Urzog
Fist (1d4)
After a round of misses, and the archer failing YET AGAIN to land an attack, I’m starting to wonder why he even came here. This is big boy territory. I didn’t think there were any blind archers, but this guy must be. As he flails his limbs about, I decide to demonstrate how it’s really done. The wolf’s half-dead anyways, at this point I doubt it can really hurt me. I aim my fist for it’s head and punch it with all of my might as I think up more insults involving the archer’s lack of skill.


EPIX PUNCH OF DOOOOOOOM

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [LABYRINTHIUM] OOC discussion

Maybe if we punch it to near-death we can tame it

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [LABYRINTHIUM] OOC discussion

Crystal, of all the choices you could make. YOU PUNCHED IT?!?!?!?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Always open][LABYRINTHIUM] Heroes - Day 8: Orc Stronk

(I think you forgot my +2 passive damage boost and 10% passive damage boost and HP steal)
Urzog
Battle Axe 1d10

Hah! This wolf is weak! Somehow it seems to be getting stronger the more I hit it though, which is contrary to what I would normally think. I’m sure eventually it will be unable to move, at which point I will try to tame it again as I have shown it my superiority, but for now I need to keep on hitting it and watching the human miss like a nooby noob. “Raarrrgh”, I exclaim with much glamor and spirit as I charge at the beast.
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Berserk Attack
Fail attempt at a battle cry

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Sandwich Game.

35. A response to having a picture being taken

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List(current round: The List rounds hosted by Pulsaris)

Originally posted by LakeSnow:
Originally posted by qwertyuiopazs:

Israel

said by Sammy

I’m pretty sure he said it with the first letter being a capital i rather than a lower case L, but whatever you say.
Angola

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List(current round: The List rounds hosted by Pulsaris)

Israel

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Always open][LABYRINTHIUM] Heroes - Day 8: Orc Stronk

Urzog (Wait it changed target to Leto and then attacked me?!?!?)
After a failed attempt at breakdancing, at wolf attacks again, but misses. It seems quite enraged now, but I can tell that it has taken substantial damage. a arrow whizzes past it, and I realize that the guy from earlier was in fact here as well, apparently deciding to repay the favor. I would prefer that he payed me back in money rather than missed attacks, but I suppose it’s better than nothing… well, not really. He had just best hope none of those arrows go off course and hit me. I look back to the wolf. Now is the time to finish it off. I raise my axe again and send it towards it neck of the wolf, hoping for a fatal blow.
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Berserk Attack

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but you have to die first
I wish for a bottle of water

 
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Topic: Forum Games / COKE MACHINE

You lose it
I put in a cat

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List(current round: The List rounds hosted by Pulsaris)

Originally posted by LakeSnow:
Originally posted by qwertyuiopazs:

Africa

That is a continent not a country…

The fact that you are trying to argue proves that it is on the list

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Punish the non-believers

Everyone who posted here owes me a keyboard

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List(current round: The List rounds hosted by Pulsaris)

Africa