Recent posts by qwertyuiopazs on Kongregate

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Topic: Forum Games / [Always open][LABYRINTHIUM] Heroes - Day 8: Tree-sure

Urzog
I come back from hunting after 73 hours to turn in my meat to the barracks. While I’m there, I remember that I had wanted to sign up as a recruit previously. Yeah, that happened. I come up to the orc at front. There’s a different one up there this time-though he still looks equally terrifying. I remember what happened last time, and flex my muscles while I ask him to sign me up as a mercenary, so he won’t think I’m a weakling. Truly, he must be impressed at my sheer amount of power. Heh. This time I know I’ll get a good quest. I can feel it. I can take care of puppies like he last time in my sleep, so I can only hope I am confronted with at least a small challenge.


Coming back to da game! 1.5C + 0.15 exp*73=110.C:+11XP (rounded up by .5/.05)
Lemme try and get a quest at the barracks. I attempt sign up as a merc.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List(current round: Types of Tools )

Does swiss army knife count?
If not, I choose leg brace
I’m surprised nobody has said in in the context of a person yet

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [No sign-up required] Bluji's Christmas Calendar 2014!

(Nice ‽ mark uzz-and you thought I wouldn’t notice)
Happy Holi-Dee-Lenny Dee
Now, before I say anything, I just want to affirm that my knowledge of music and people is low. I am not very good at this. But here’s what I thought about it. The overall album was nothing special, to be sure. Just old Christmas songs everyone has heard, but with some skipped beats and a uplifting, remix sound. I honestly don’t know what to say about it- it wasn’t burning my ears the whole way through, and I might listen to it if it came up on the radio, but I wouldn’t really go home, search it up, buy it/download it illegally a million times, and tell all my friends about it. Then again, I haven’t done that for any song as of yet. One thing I did like was that there was no singing in the background. I personally always find singing to be the most annoying part of most songs with it.
I’ll go in depth with just one song. The track Jingle Bell Rock was pretty jazzy, with a variety of instruments and a slightly different feel than the original. It’s still just a copy of the old one though, and so not very new and impressive. Of course, there was no singing (horray!). Overall, I don’t think I would put it on the worst 50 list- though I don’t know what the competition was- it was pretty good. I give it three jingling bells out of five.

 
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Topic: Card Hunter / Hints for new players

Wait, so I shoud not sell my seemingly useless loot? LIES

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, it makes time continue while the sand falls.
I wish to see a sandfall

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Kongregate Game, User, and Forum Trivia Game! [Open in 1 day!]

Originally posted by andyb112 (undefined):

How are all the questions hard they are actually easy.

It depends if he’s going by games that still exist or by the actual first game. I’m pretty sure that the newest game according to kong actually has a ID of like 7 or something.

 
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Topic: Technical Support / "Originally posted by [username] (undefined):"

Originally posted by Holy2334 (undefined):
Originally posted by adv0catus:

“(undefined)” has started appearing after someone’s username when you quote them.

[Edit: It’s not happening consistently (or at least a pattern isn’t readily apparent) and it seems to have started a half hour ago.]

Like this?

Edit: Like That ^

Huh, happening to me too. You can erase the undefined, though. Just did it here ^. Still, it’s there.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, it doesn’t work.
I wish for better programmers that could make it work

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List(current round: Types of Tools )

Bloons

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but now all of your turns will be skipped
I wish to know how to make hover text, plz tell meh

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Live, Die, Die Live and Die.

Blinded, your ship crashes into me, where I
A. Soften your landing, and force you to survive
and
B. Die a horrible, bloody death.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [No sign-up required] Bluji's Christmas Calendar 2014!

Christmas Edition:
MardekRPG Christmas
Taking place right after the first game, Mardek and Deugan prepare to spend a heartwarming YALORTmas with their families. The duo imagine that they are helping santa to deliver presents, and run house to house, with the goal of talking to everyone and giving them a Candy Cane that they had previously gotten from their moms. However, they find themselves one candy cane short. As they don’t feel like buying any from the store, – and anyways, the only thing stores sell are swords and potions – they must find another place to get a candy cane. Luckily, for some reason, nearly every member of town is talking about the rumored “Candy Cane Crystal”, which has been said to be in an ancient temple in the forest. Mardek and Deugan proceed to go to the temple to find the crystal, but find their way blocked by A massive wall of snowmen and Insert adjective here elves. Beating down there cunning foes with naught but their fierce sticks and imaginations, Mardek advances to the candy cane. Finally, when they get there, they encounter a large green monstrosity. Using the health-restoring sweets, defensive candies, and other such YALORTmastime trinkets found in the temple, they destroy the Grinch and take the candy. Next, they make a startling discovery about rohoph’s past. Apparently, he was a leading member of Santa’s sleigh pulling organization, and had a red nose. After learning this, Mardek announces his reaction and discusses it with duegan in a absolutely hilarious way, no doubt, and they head home to drink hot chocolate and sit by the warmth of the fire and tell stories of great adventurers.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List(current round: Types of Tools )

Alphabet song
-idk

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Sandwich Game.

40. Bread Crust

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Always open][LABYRINTHIUM] Heroes - Day 8: Tree-sure

Urzog
I hunt for food
___

Start Idle Quest: Food Hunt ~ 1.5C + 0.15 exp / real hour
(Idk how to RP this cause I don’t know where I go to do it)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Sandwich Game.

BREAD

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread (A.K.A. Funky Town)

I’ve been on kong for literal minutes

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but they will all be corrupted
I wish for a rug

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List(current round: Types of Tools )

Originally posted by back900:
Originally posted by qwertyuiopazs:

The bridge of your nose

I really hope that’s correct

The way I see it, it’s the only bridge said so far that’s “all over the world.” All the other ones people have said are only in one place in the world.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [No sign-up required] Bluji's Christmas Calendar 2014!

December 11:Christmastime Cinematograph
1) outline the plot
2094:Just another year of giving out presents to the little children. But Santa has a small problem. The icecaps are melting! The world is polluted, snow has not fallen anywhere in the world for the last 10 years, and Santa’s factory is going to collapse. Santa has to fix this problem, lest the factory that has stood for millennia become destroyed. But he also has to continue production of presents, and with more kids in need than ever before, it is no easy task. Christmas seems like it may finally end this year, for good. The story begins in May. Elfs are rushing around in the busy factory, when suddenly there is a knock at the door. All the hustle and bustle stops. There has never been a knock on the door. Slowly, the doors creak open, to reveal a team of scientists exploring the north pole. At first, they don’t believe in Santa and try to scientifically prove that the magic of the elves is fake. Some members of the crew even try to steal a poor elves lunch money! Finally, the two groups of people settle their differences, and, working together with Santa, try to invent a device to stop the pollution in the small amount of time they have. Finally, after much plot and work, they create the depollutionator. However, it’s the last day of christmas, and there aren’t enough presents to go around. The pollution is all sucked away, but kids everywhere are shocked to see nothing under the christmas tree in the morning. Then, they look outside the windows, and, outside, a realm practically unbeknownst to the stay-inside kids of the future, they see something wondrous: snowfall. All the kids run outdoors and experience a day of fun outside for once, with friends and family. By the end of the day, they realize that perhaps, this year, they got the best present of all.
2) include a brief dialogue
Scientist: Hey, little green guy! Who do you think you are, some kind of elf?
Elf: Uh, yes? I am a elf, I work for Santa Claus and make presents, but right now I am trying to get more ice so that the foundation of the factory does not collapse.
Scientist: Oh really? Well then, please explain why I can see a 10$ bill in your pocket. I don’t think elves use american currency.
Elf: Well, Santa accepts any kind of currency because he travels around the world, and I have to buy lunch somehow.
Scientist: I don’t believe you.
Scientist kicks elf in the face and takes the money
Santa enters, eating a ho-ho
Santa: HO HO HOOOOLY CRAP. wHO are you and what are you doing here?
Scientist: I should be asking you the same thing! Do you have diabetes? Can you even get that fat living out here where the only thing you can eat is snow and these short people?
Santa: Why aren’t you wearing green? I can’t understand! And you! Santa points at the elf Why are you slacking off? Get back to work! The HO HO HOLIDAY’S are coming soon, I don’t have time for this!
3) suggest what actors and actresses might best fill your roles
Oh boy, famous people. You know, those people that I know nothing about? I can hardly even can remember my friends names, how am supposed to know who is whom?!? How do I avoid this… I’ve got it! My solution? HAVE NO PROTAGONIST OR ANTAGONIST. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Since there are no main characters, except Santa, and he doesn’t exist, just use random crappy filler actors for the whole thing.
4) put together a simple teaser poster
Featuring santa, green elves, orange scientists, blue ice caps, black pollution, and the brown depollutionator!

December 12: Patternation

Still terrible, I have a really bad painting application. Sorry.

Can’t beat this score

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List(current round: Types of Tools )

The bridge of your nose

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Sandwich Game.

25. Hopscotch

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

You get antimatter
I wish for this wish to not be corrupted, unless it is corrupted.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Grounded (Illustrated Text Adventure Game)

>Attempt a backflip, then wall jump off the door. Maybe it’ll break.
Edit for clarification: you wall jump mid-backflip, not after it.

 
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Topic: Reckless Ruckus / New Player Starter Guide! How to be good in RR (up to level 40ish)!!

“It’s a great idea to help the best player succeed in order to become the best player”