Recent posts by qwertyuiopazs on Kongregate

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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / The General Thread

Originally posted by ajx30009:

Oh great now I’m torn between upholding my vow or breaking down and posting a game, what should I do?!!

uphold your vow.
Also, being a troll is not something to be proud of. There’s no such thing as a “good” troll, and, contrary to your baseless beliefs, 1. nobody enjoys it when you do it because 2. you add nothing to to the despicable genre.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Favorite Cake?

Me like

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What the HELL is up with these random online game girls who stalk me

I also doubt someone would have so much no life in order to troll somebody online with random chatter for 30+ mins, so yeah. I sort of doubt it.

I thought you we an OT member…?
Here, I’ll tell you what to do.
IGNORE THEM.
If a troll: yay.
If after your money and personal belongings and life: yay.
If genuine: Not the kind of personality you want to get to know anyways.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Next moderators?

Who do you think is most likely to become a mod next?
Post your top 3 candidates here. You can’t list someone twice. (Or you vote doesn’t count) You can vote for yourself, but that’s pretty much proof you’re wrong.
(Can be a OT mod or a chat mod or some other kind of mod)
My list
1. abraaz
2. eProdigy
3. adv0catus
Leaderboard
2-me
2-myself
2-I
2-adv0catus

1-abraaz
1-eProdigy
1-graveyard
1-hamuka
1-niceman
1-pokerpo
1-ubermorgen

 
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Topic: General Gaming / Hardest flash bullet hell games

http://www.kongregate.com/games?tag=Bullet+Hell&sort=newest

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What the HELL is up with these random online game girls who stalk me

Do you really lack reasoning skills to that extent or is this a joke

 
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Topic: Off-topic / [OT OFFICIAL ELIMINATION GAMES] Season Four

Lots of people I don’t like on this one
Honestly there are only 2 I don’t hate, one is okay with a crappy avatar and one is okay with a okay avatar

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Variable Votes Double Dethy [Night 0]

Confirm

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Applebottom's Exceptionals [Game Thread] [Germans attacking] [Sign-ups Always Open]

Lawrence Traverse
“Hmm. Interesting. Well, perhaps they weren’t mages, but there was something about them that made them targets. Maybe they’ve found a way to see if someone is later going to become a mage, or something.”
DANG WAVES BREAKING UP MAH DOCK
Old, senile man? Classic example of a spy. And there’s nobody else in sight. All the spies must have some sort of code word… what is it? If I can’t think of something, he’ll kill us all. Umm…Apple…Bottom…um…
“Isaac Newton,”
I tell the old spy

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Applebottom's Exceptionals [Game Thread] [Germans attacking] [Sign-ups Always Open]

Lawrence Traverse
“Right, that explains why everything connects so perfectly. Do you really think it was an accident? Let me ask you, if those two are always so insane, why aren’t they considered terrorists? Because they’ve been framed. Well, to be more accurate, my buddy was framed. Then the person they have with the power of suggestion suggested he die. Also, you seem to think that everyone who you didn’t know on this boat was a normal citizen. It’s quite to the contrary. Every single person on this boat knew magic to some degree. They want to kill us all off.”

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What are some things you do when you're very bored?

Play games
Watch anime
Go to OT
Regret doing that
Eat
Work out

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What to do after becoming bored with a game.

I would hope my parents are proud that I’m having fun.

Um.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I am a complete failure

Originally posted by Mikkmar:
Originally posted by Mental_Challenge:

I am a failure…

I am just some faggot who still lives with his fathers and is fat, has no job, has no education, only plays computer games/use the internet in non-productive ways, wastes everyone time on pointless online arguments, I am also an ugly, lazy, unpleasant asshole, a virgin, a no lifer, no one likes me, I do not even have online friends, I am mentally handicapped, and I am black.

Literally not a single good thing.

Who I am? What should I do?

Is that you, Pokerpo?

(can you read?)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / mommyrocks2005's 1000 post spectacular!

Oh

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Applebottom's Exceptionals [Game Thread] [Germans attacking] [Sign-ups Always Open]

Lawrence Traverse
The one who shot me is as deluded as ever. Apparently she and I were part of the same group, so she can talk, and thus, I should be able to speak as well. Given the circumstances I’m not sure I will convince her even with the usage of my mouth.
“Get out of here? To where, exactly? On the coastline, they’re looking for any survivors, ready to murder us on sight. And no, not the Germans. Unless Mrs. Applebottom is actually a German. I wouldn’t be surprised. What you need to understand is that there have never been any German Spies.”
But then, how could they have been sure that there would be chaos? Wait. Why didn’t the ship blow up earlier? Why wait until we almost reached our destination? They did have spies, equipped as such they could escape, and not to be shot down. In other words, they probably have some kind of signal- or evidence, from my point of view, that they’re spies. I’ll keep that in mind for later. It’s something these people don’t have, most likely. Wait. I saw Applebottom get on the boat. Why did I assume she was the leader? She could easily just be a lackie for this organization.
“Applebottom is one of the spies sent to the boat. Spies meant to confuse us and cause us to fight each other along with the misinformation we had been given from the start. I know for a fact that they have someone with the magical power of suggestion- if they say anything it will become fact in your mind. In other words, if they ever told you that there were German Spies, you would be inclined to believe it, even against overwhelming evidence. You would subconsciously believe that bombing of the boat was done by Germans rather than by them. Then, even if somehow you managed to survive through all their defenses, you would blame it on, not the true perpetrators, but rather the Germans.”
I take a breath before continuing. This part might be a bit dangerous.
“How do I know all this? I was sent on the boat, too, why wasn’t I influenced by their suggestions? Well you see, they thought they had influenced me. But luckily, I realized the trap before they could, and sent a double to the meeting. They killed him…He’s dead now.”
I take off my fake arm and mask.
“As for the contract, as long as we keep it internal and don’t talk to anyone other than Mrs. Applebottom’s organization and everyone she invited to the room, we won’t die. There’s nothing in there about how we can’t defect. They made that mistake. When we get back to the shore, pretend we still believe their story. Otherwise, they’ll kill us on sight.”
I put the sign away. It turned out to be useless. I then climb onto the water-orb with Murasa. It’s a interesting piece of magic.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Re-playing Extents of Surely Terrible Activities that are Really Tiring (A Kongregate Tournament) [Sixth Finals end July 7 22:00 EST]

Guys, stop cheating, it’s not nice

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Agnostic, Asexual, and Apathetic (AAA)

This is also so important that I need two posts

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Agnostic, Asexual, and Apathetic (AAA)

Agnostic, Asexual, and Apathetic

Info About the Union:
This is a union for people who don’t care. Why? We can’t have our own board so this thread will have to do. If you want to join just say so. If you don’t ok. You don’t get anything special for joining, but it’s a good time. My end goal? Making people happier and bringing all the arguments to a close by not caring about them.

Rules

1. No unrelated pictures please. By this I mean if you’re gonna post a image make you sure you post some text too, and that the image relates to your post.
2. Don’t spew out profanities
3. No spamming.
4. Don’t get into any arguments, because that’s a waste of effort.

Members
qwertyuiopazs the great and wealthy

 
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Topic: Off-topic / why humans are an inferior species

Truth: 10/10
Clever: 5/10
Puns: 0/10
Edgy: 7/10
Thank CROWLORD for another quality thread

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What to do after becoming bored with a game.

I got you some more games
http://www.kongregate.com/accounts/qwertyuiopazs/favorites

 
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Topic: Off-topic / SHOULD THE WORST PLACE ON EARTH, SYRIA, be nuked????

Originally posted by Imhypedd:

I agree with parts of your suggestion, but nuking is not a good idea lol
Maybe bomb them with something less deadly?

This is more atg than OP
(atg is the new term I just made up for "apparently terrible, usually in an effort to be “so bad it’s good”. Typing out the whole thing each time is a hassle)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do you think most people who watch anime are stupid fat and lazy??

Originally posted by James146:

Spooky, based on your logic, I believe you watch anime.

He said
If you watch anime, you are stupid fat and lazy
not
If and only if you watch anime, you are stupid fat and lazy

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Applebottom's Exceptionals [Signups & Discussions] [Sign-ups Always Open]

It took you guys
TWO WHOLE PAGES
to destroy ONE FLIMSY SHIP?
As Lawrence said,

To be honest I was expecting a bit more chaos and giant monsters…

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Applebottom's Exceptionals [Game Thread] [Germans attacking] [Sign-ups Always Open]

Lawrence
Wow. Somehow I doubt that 4 people and a monster will ever be able to overthrow Applebottom’s evil empire. I include the monster because I feel like the chances of me recruiting it are approximately equal to the chances of me recruiting the other 4 monsters. Chances are the hypnosis person who convinced them I was a terrorist brainwashed everyone in the room when I wasn’t there… which would explain why I’m the only person who can think rationally. Actually, that’s almost certainly what happened. These people are going to kill me one way or another, and knowing that I’m against Applebottom will only expedite that. In other words, I’m at a impasse. Survival is impossible beyond trying to teleport as fast as I can to shore, where, of course, they’ll be waiting for any survivors. And that’s assuming I make it there. I’ve lost this game. But, even with a second on the clock, I decide to make a desperate fleche towards my opponent in an effort to tie the score. Even though there’s no chance left for me, I can’t bring myself to quit just yet. I’m a little bit crazy. I grab my sign and hold it up.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Applebottom's Exceptionals [Game Thread] [Germans attacking] [Sign-ups Always Open]

(CALLED IT.)
Lawrence Traverse
In the distance, I can see the boat getting destroyed. I went pretty far once I noticed the sea monster. It’s a bit hard to make out details, though. To be honest I was expecting a bit more chaos and giant monsters given that the entire population of the boat is magic-users, but it’s enough to destroy the boat anyways.
I lean back on the raft I brought. It’s big enough to fit, say, 5 people? More than that would be very uncomfortable. Dammit! If only I had realized this sooner… I bet they don’t even have any lifeboats on the ship. My wound stings from all the saltwater, and I use teleportation to take the bullet out. It still hurts, though. I obtain some wrapping and put it over my wound before getting to the real task at hand. Gathering survivors and teaching them the truth. First off I’ll need to prepare the latter, so I procure a Dark Green marker and a piece of cardboard from my inventory and start writing in a rather large font. The marker doesn’t show that well, so after the first couple words I switch to a sharpie, which works much better.

We’ve been tricked by the lady who calls herself Mrs. Applebottom. (it’s a pseudonym) The German conspiracy was not real, but rather a trick to make us fight each other when we got on the boat. They wanted us all to die at sea so they could call it an accident. They’re trying to kill magic users for some reason I don’t know. We need to gather a group to fight back. Don’t let them know we’re onto them.

Of course, that’s assuming we ever do see them again… and who are “they?” It’ll be impossible to know who to trust once I get back to land, but what I do know is that every single person on the boat is (probably) in my position. They wouldn’t send their own members out to die…right?
I put the poster back into my inventory and teleport back to the boat to look for survivors to show it to.