Recent posts by qwertyuiopazs on Kongregate

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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / The General Thread

I lost the tournament in the first round of Direct Eliminations

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Topic: Kongregate / [Event] Come celebrate 100K games on Kongregate! ROUND FOUR!

I’m late
where is mardek

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Topic: Kongregate / What is your favourite Kongregate meme?

Unrealistic, postcount is different from first to second

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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / BOLD - Round 6: TV Series!

(Seedlings, we already have an acronym :P)
tweetstory Wait wrong prompt
World Peace Machine
Have you ever been killed, stabbed, robbed, ripped-off, or insulted? Well, with this new machine, you’ve been ripped off for the last time! As in, we can fix that!
Fantastic, right? Clearly you agree, since you had the intellectual prowess to purchase this machine. Well, I at least hope you had the intellectual prowess to purchase this machine. Because you’re going to need it.
Right, well, let’s get started. World Peace isn’t exactly easy to accomplish. First off, check to make sure you have anything. If you don’t have something, return this box for a full refund! The building’s on 001 Only Road, Olympus Mons, Mars.

You should have (all labeled A,B,C,etc.)
A. Mixing box components
A-1. Large, upside-down Funnel, black
A-2. Funnel base, also black
A-3. Fan
A-4. Bag containing 30 bags of screws
A-?. Separate instruction guide for A kit
B. Hytrifractoncollisiatorigon C (the yellow powder) (Should be about 25 gallons)
C. Truthenium 193 (the blue liquid) (Should be about a three hundred and five gallons)
D. Rediehelium (Red stuff that chases your fingers when they come close) (Should be about a gram)
E. Contract, 1000 pages.

Okay, fun right? Now first things first, you’re going to need to create the mixing box. It’s recommended to bring about fifty people along for the job, and it’ll take a few days. Make sure to construct it somewhere high up, at least 5,000 meters above sea level. Basically you just put the fan in, put the base underneath, and presto! You’re done. Anyways, now for the hard part. First off, you’re going to need to find someone with a good personality. This person will be the lowest quality of person allowed in the new world, so choose wisely. Now, in a separate container, put five pints of his or her blood, spilled one hour after their drinking of a quarter cup of truthenium. If you want, you can use more than one person and their average morality will be the minimum, but make sure to have at least 300 gallons left over for later.
After you’ve finished that job, pour all the blood into the mixer and set the machine to MIX wile pouring in a quantity of water equal to that of blood. Once the blood begins hardening, add a gallon of 1:12 Hytrifractoncollisiatorigon C/Truthenium mixture. Continue this process until you run out of the powder. It may take a few years. If at any point the blood turns orange, you’ll have to restart.
Alright. Time to get out the red stuff. Make sure you’ve signed the contract to take full responsibility first. Set the machine to STOP. Now wait for the mixture in the box to turn a bright blue. You should feel happy whenever you go near it. Take the Rediehelium in it’s container. It will try to attack you, growing more fierce the closer you get to the mixture, but luckily it won’t be able to pass through the plastic. Freezing it beforehand will make it more passive, but may also decrease the final potency. You’ll need to take it out of the container, and put it in the mixture. The best way of doing so is to open the whole bag and place it over the entrance. Make sure there’s no room for anything to escape. After you finish this, all the rediehelium will be clinging to the sides, on not want to go down. Tape the bag to the sides, then run away. Set the fan to BLOW. The purple and red mixtures will chemically react and start exploding all over the place. After a while, it will calm down. Do not get near the machine. Continue waiting. Eventually, the bag will pop off. The gas will continue to fill your planets atmosphere for the next decade or so, depending on planet size. Immoral people will start dropping like flies. You’re all done! Congrats. After waiting the full ten years, you can do whatever you want with the machine, but until then, anyone within a 1 mile radius is likely to die regardless of who they might be.

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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / The General Thread

Originally posted by 10crystalmask01:
Originally posted by FlyingCat:
Originally posted by qwertyuiopazs:

I’m going to be gone for about two weeks, going to a fencing camp. To all the hosts of games I’m currently in: I’m sorry for being selfish. Anyways, see you all when I get back. Imma be buff then. (Maybe)

Have fun! .

Don’t stab anyone. ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

I think you’re missing the point :/
The point is not to miss with the point

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Topic: Kongregate / How the heck am I supposed to win the Bridge Hero Lite 30 kred offer?

The offer would be okay were it not for the 30 seconds of ads per 10 second playthrough
Also there’s the fact that all the other offers on that website don’t even work for me
“play this game for 2 minutes to get 2 kreds!”
5 minutes of playing later…
thanks guys.

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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / The General Thread

I’m going to be gone for about two weeks, going to a fencing camp. To all the hosts of games I’m currently in: I’m sorry for being selfish. Anyways, see you all when I get back. Imma be buff then. (Maybe)

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Topic: Kongregate / Re-playing Extents of Surely Terrible Activities that are Really Tiring (A Kongregate Tournament) [Final results on pg. 20]

the game choices were all pretty good with the exception of the finals games

I ran out of games to use :C
I almost used Race the Sun instead of the instantly failing slope. But that’s been used before, can’t break my promises to the people…

Originally posted by LouWeed:

6S 4 4S

I don’t get it

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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / SPITFLY 2 - Game over.

Well I wanted you to think someone was after you so I told a few people to tell you so you would try to get immunity
But I specified that they not use my name (who did that >:C)
I didn’t care weather you or star got out that round but I wanted one of you to get out, and I didn’t want to deal with your votes
Also kad played with an alt so he wouldn’t be a target

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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / SPITFLY 2 - Game over.

Oh, so that’s who Kory was
Well anyways, I was pretty confident in this game before I got eliminated.
Basically Silent had an alliance and I had an alliance, and we had joined forces (though we were obviously still plotting to backstab the other). Unfortunately, I planned my backstabbing a round late. I was pretty certain that Silent wasn’t going to betray me after all I had done to gain his trust (like warning him of a death I plotted during R1)
From what I could tell, the alliance was something like this:
Silent: BC, saro, umm… I kind of forget but he was even with me in terms of # of people pretty much the whole time, and I knew all of them but 1 the whole time. On the other hand, he knew all of mine.
Self: Kory(also aligned with Silent but I thought more to me), Precarious, back, spike, DJ when alive, mommyrocks (at the last round I convinced Star too I think.)
My problem is that I pretty much leaked all of my own secrets, and I figure spies leaked them to SS. I knew almost every alliance, and managed to gather a TON of information and stage pretty much every plot until my death, but I was far too trusting, and so in the end, I lost. I was surprised to be given the chance right after to destroy SS, which I took. I mean, he deserved the win, but I had to give my allies (Prec especially but he didn’t ever give me any votes other than his despite being my strongest alliance) a chance, and plus, I wanted to see what would happen in the chaos.

Also revenge.

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Topic: Kongregate / Top 10 Games? What would it be.

1. Mardek 3
2. Mardek 2
4. Anti-Idle:The Game
5. Cardinal Quest 2
6. Raider: Episode 2
7. Clarence’s Big Chance
8. Epic Battle Fantasy 4
9. Warning Foregone
10. 10 Second War

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Topic: Off-topic / Cookies vs Pizza

Depends what kind of cookies/pizza and what I’m in the mood for
Average cookies vs average pizza is pizza though


Topic: Off-topic / Mental disorder quiz

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Topic: Off-topic / Are you more of a COLD person or a HOT person?

Hot (especially if I get water)
Becuz energy sizzles in the air and I don’t shiver

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Topic: Off-topic / OCD Test


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Topic: Off-topic / Psychopathy test


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Topic: Kongregate / Re-playing Extents of Surely Terrible Activities that are Really Tiring (A Kongregate Tournament) [Final results on pg. 20]


Let’s pretend for a moment that we don’t know who won already.

Of the 35 people who signed at lasted at least one round, many a competitive fight broke out. It was fun to watch, and difficult to host, but I made it through, and so did one of you. The other 34 fell flat, either by a skinny margin or a wide one. The final placement is in the spreadsheet, but for extra effect I’ll list them here for you to quickly scroll over and probably ignore with the exception of your name.
35 MyNameIsNothing
34 awein999
33 Kadleon
32 CalmWaters
30 occooa
29 JimmyCarlos
27 mommyrocks2005
26 stain88
25 spikeabc
24 Blizzard2000
23 Andyb112
22 Precarious
21 dark87
20 Starsets
19 Bluji
17 sivaeB
16 Holy2334
15 hamuka
14 SilentSand
13 eProdigy (also a spreadsheeter)
12 DreadPiratWesley
11 Jouteur
10 DaddyNZ
9 Bladewing650
8 mattihew
7 LouWeed
6 BestMte – 32 points
5 Darkboy5846 – 32 points
4 MachuPichu – 32 points (also a spreadsheeter)
And now, for the Final Three. (Drumroll Please..)
The Bronze Medal is awarded to…

3 mikerspd – 75 kreds and 52 points
The Winner of the Silver Medal is…

2 asher1111 – 75 kreds and 52 points (also a spreadsheeter)
And finally, the winner of the 46th Kongregate Tournament and all the fame and glory that comes with is…

1 ShawnerSSS – 150 kreds and 100 points
Prizes will be sent in ~2 years, congratulations to the winners, and good job to everyone!

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Topic: Off-topic / What time do you aim to go to bed?

Originally posted by Ruudiluca:

Trick answer

Oh, and I’m with rofL

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Topic: Kongregate / Kongpanions Suggestions

It’s not like it’s hard to come up with kongpanion ideas or anything
Still waiting for a first row of the qwerty keyboard and also the letters a,z and s kongpanion

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Topic: Forum Games: Continuous Games / Badge Suggestions (UUCBG)

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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Aria Tale [RP]

Originally posted by Adrianthewarlock:

RP starting now.

How 2 be pro GM

Name: Sdrawkcab Sruoy
Age: 448
Gender: Nope
Race: Mirror
Bio: Crafted expertly by a master a long time ago
Skills: Sruoy has the ability to reflect any attack whatsoever back at it’s attack with NINENINENINENINENINE times the power
Also, I control fate
Sdrawkcab Sruoy
I use my power of fate to make all the RPer’s come to me, I am in some mansion in the forest?

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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Variable Votes Double Dethy [Night 4]

Update because I get lost quickly
10crystalmask01 – N0: sarothat (Innocent)

back900 – N0: Precarious (Guilty)

djrockstar – N0: Self (Innocent)

sarothat410 – N0: Gonkeymonkey (Innocent)

Louweed – N0: Precarious (Guilty)

Precarious – N0: sarothat410 (Guilty)

qwertyuiopazs – N0: Precarious (Guilty)

Gonkeymonkey – N0: Precarious (Innocent)

Kuzco12 – N0: Gonkeymonkey (Guilty)

Jouteur – N0:back900 (Guilty)



Not Naive: Louweed, Precarious, qwertuiopazs, Kuzco12, Jouteur, back900 (Dead, town)
Not Paranoid: 10crystalmask01, djrockstar, sarothat410, Gonkeymonkey

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Topic: Off-topic / Daily reminder that MINODKRA remains in control over OT


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Topic: Off-topic / COULD GODZILLA destory the USA if GODZILLA was real?

Originally posted by James146:

It could destroy USA but not in the way you imagine it. It would severely weaken the country with its damage, just like the tsumani that affected Japan and is having a hard time to recover.

I’m pretty sure that’s the way he imagines it

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Topic: Forum Games: Continuous Games / Check In (Week 10) PDT [Times in OP]