Recent posts by qwertyuiopazs on Kongregate

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Topic: Reckless Ruckus / Master Bug/Suggestion Thread

In the store I think it should show level 1 stats instead of/as well as max level stats.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [RPG] Heroes of Patheus - Sign-ups and OOC discussion (OPEN)

Hitman, the timeline is a bit confusing, Jimbo does not offer to buy people drinks until I enter, which is right after you. Just letting you know.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [RPG] Heroes of Patheus - Chapter 1 (Introductions)

Xlossy Lance a heart
When the man jumped at me, I just gave up. Even if I did pull out my weapons, I would merely be prolonging the inevitable. I was sure everyone was looking and analyzing me.Then something surprising happened. He didn’t kill me. His words were baffling. “friendly of occasions?” I wasn’t quite sure what to make of that. Apparently he didn’t know why anyone was here either. He offered to buy everyone some drinks. I felt every so slightly more at ease now, given that nobody had seemed to be trying to kill me.
Still, I have to wonder what kind of quest so many powerful fighters are needed for. I suppose that I will soon find out. As for now, I decide that the best course of action would be to get to know everyone at the table, discover their weaknesses and their strengths, create new relationships, etc. Of course, I’m not quite sure how much I want to have him drunk, given the “joking” death threats, but if he does change his mind I’m sure I can take him, especially if he’s slowed down from the alcohol. Plus, free drinks!
“A pleasure to make your acquaintance. I think we could all use some drinks to brighten up this sober day. Unless any of you prefer to sit in silence until Marcus gets back, that is.” I smile in an attempt to lighten the mood. Let’s see how this party goes…

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Never Ending Sentence [Continuous]

, stinky, and delicious

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [RPG] Heroes of Patheus - Chapter 1 (Introductions)

Xlos Lanceheart
…and just like that, he was gone. It took me a few seconds to understand the situation. I could try to run, but no doubt the door was guarded, Markus had just left so he was undoubtedly there as well. Fighting would get me killed. I’m good at sizing people up, and right now what I could tell was that I was up against 7 VERY capable fighters. It would be trouble to fend off any one of them, but 7? Even if the door wasn’t guarded, escaping from them would be no easy matter. Some of them looked faster than me! Maybe I would be able to escape through the window, but trying to open the window would cost valuable time, and if they were smart I would be surrounded from behind and some would’ve gone around to the front, or the guards I’m assuming were surrounding the building would already be there. How did I fall for such a stupid plan…I should’ve seen this coming. Who walks up to a random guy in the desert and asks if he wants to go to a inn. I’m such an idiot.
But it’s strange. The men don’t seem particularly interested in me, like I’m just another guy. And why go through such trouble to kill me? Last time I checked the reward for my capture was 50 grand- a large sum, but hiring these kinds of mercenaries usually costs well over that. This was just overkill. Was it a personal issue? I’ve never seen Markus before though he might have been hired as well. I don’t think I ever got anyone this mad… well… maybe… I have killed a few folks, but they didn’t seem like the type of people to have many friends.
So, Why?
No, a better question is What.
What should I do?
What CAN I do?
I can’t escape. The risks are too high. I have to let this plan unfold. Maybe I’ll die. But I think that just killing me won’t give the satisfaction wanted by whoever wants revenge. They’d need me to know who they are, and why they want to kill me, and then of course they’d need to laugh in my face. I think the most plausible idea is that I’m being recruited for some big thing. Maybe I’m just part of some master plan. But I can’t change my decision based on that, because I don’t know what that plan could be. Even if there’s no escape now, there might be one later. I sit down in the seat, gaining the attention of the others. I have to know what is happening.
“Hello, my name is Xlos Lanceheart. It’s nice to meet you all. Anyone have any idea as to what we’re doing here?”

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [RPG] Heroes of Patheus - Sign-ups and OOC discussion (OPEN)

Originally posted by SadFire:

I did it. My added the shield to my primary, and changed my secondary to another shield.

Omg you need to dual-wield shields. Idk about your attack, shield bash or something. I’ve wanted to see someone dual-wield shields for AGES!
Edit: I just read everyone saying your shields are OP and you can’t do that :/ Oh well, though IMO you can’t really attack and a fast enough fight could get around the shield, plus holding it up could get tiring, it would really be a battle of endurance.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Happy 2000 post to occooa

Originally posted by Holy2334:
Originally posted by Pokerpo:
Originally posted by Holy2334:

oooo 2000 posts isn’t a lot. Adv0 has over 14K

you only have 966 (as posting at this time)
vegard has 42k.

That’s because I make every post count and is normally longer than 3 words.

Mine are <3

 
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Topic: Reckless Ruckus / Starting Code:071MP6N

Lock this thread plz

 
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Topic: Reckless Ruckus / FAQ and Tips

Originally posted by Phestus:

Ahh, a lightly hidden insult from a fanboy. No game is complete without them.

I don’t consider myself a fanboy because I’M A GIRL! (well, actually I am a boy) and I’m so hawt I need a fan, so I can’t be a fan. Pwned

 
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Topic: Forum Games / COKE MACHINE

You get a frowning clown
I insert 1$ and press the coke button

 
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Topic: Forum Games / A Legend is Born (CYOA/RPG)

Originally posted by 10crystalmask01:
Originally posted by qwertyuiopazs:
Originally posted by 10crystalmask01:

3. Let’s just hide already.

Originally posted by HitmanPwner:

3
Pls kill da bish

Nuff wit the bitch killing, we can’t take her.

1. You know how in anime and movies, the only trait that lets you win is determination? You know how the hero never dies? WELL I DO AND I WILL NEVER GIVE UP!

You watch a lot of anime huh. Then thought you should know…People die if they are killed.

Oh crap. I still say 1 though, go back into the maim room. Maybe we can, um, convince her that it was just a test and get her to join our party. Or something.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Never Ending Sentence [Continuous]

made of

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Wanderlust [CYOP]

3. Puke in the bucket, then throw puke bucket at the guard.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Steal the Cookie (No Sign-Ups)

I use a time fluxuator on the remains of the cookie, returning it to it’s normal state. Then I get in a spaceship with it that travels at 5.3 times light speed and quickly escape the milky way.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / A Legend is Born (CYOA/RPG)

Originally posted by 10crystalmask01:

3. Let’s just hide already.

Originally posted by HitmanPwner:

3
Pls kill da bish

Nuff wit the bitch killing, we can’t take her.

1. You know how in anime and movies, the only trait that lets you win is determination? You know how the hero never dies? WELL I DO AND I WILL NEVER GIVE UP!

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Never Ending Sentence [Continuous]

very very very

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Try this Free REALLY FUN GAME TRUST ME

Nope. This thread is locked in 3…2…1…

 
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Topic: Kongregate / The TriKongregator Tournament - Pre-Round [15 HOURS LEFT]


I had 1.5k ammo when I died. Then I realized ammo doesn’t add to the score XD

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [RPG] Heroes of Patheus - Chapter 1 (Introductions)

Xlos Lanceheart
I honestly could not believe my luck. One moment I was treading along in the midst of the desert, the next, without even trying, I get a quest to save the kingdom. Not only that, but I get free food, drink, and rest! Not to mention the fact that my pursuers have almost definitely lost track of me after that last shortcut. I couldn’t have imagined a better situation if I tried! “Save the kingdom” sounds nice as well. Though it might be an exaggeration, I can imagine that it will pay well, and I might even get some fame! Even better, I can throw most of my suspicions out the window because he didn’t try to kill me when he approached, though he might just not have a weapon on him and be taking me to a place where people did… but the risks seemed small enough, so I decided to follow him.
“Lead the way.” I took a swig from my second to last bottle of water and followed the man.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List(current round: Online game series with 3+ installments)

We are the music makers
to outrun a sun

 
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Topic: Reckless Ruckus / FAQ and Tips

Originally posted by Phestus:

This is still awful. I dont mind a gambling guaranteed payout being a little worse, but 80k for 40 diamonds is 27 times worse than the blessing tree for me at my level.

Basically I got nothing at all for my 200 of the 240 diamonds I spent, and am not even close to the magic skill stones, which is why I was trying the game.

No way I am giving these people money again. I have seen bad scams in these stupid flash games before, but this is essentially a zero-return straight ripoff. I hope Kongregate bans them.

I agree, the gashapon is a bad deal. Most people are smart enough to just not do it though.

 
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Topic: Reckless Ruckus / FAQ and Tips

Q:If someone uses my S2 code on S1, do we both get still get bonuses?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Parasite Quest! [CYOP]

I vote that we Dance.

 
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Topic: Reckless Ruckus / Server 2 Referral Codes

Originally posted by Syrialia:
Originally posted by qwertyuiopazs:

Well your S1 code and S2 code are the same, so I guess they must

They’re not the same, I just heard that they work cross server (i.e. someone can use my S2 code on S1 and we both get bonuses) and edited my posts because it’s pointless if people use my old S1 codes as it’s bound to my S1 character that’s defunct.

Looking for a confirmation that it works like that.

Ah. Sorry then.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Sandwich Game.

19. The entire sandwich so far.