Recent posts by qwertyuiopazs on Kongregate

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Topic: Forum Games / COKE MACHINE

You get the hottest thing in the universe.
I insert a sex joke

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List

Originally posted by Minoshiro:

Qwerty

What
Qintars

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Compliments <3

I agree in that I like the avatar

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Sandwich Game.

-272. Gimme my postcount dmmit

 
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Topic: Off-topic / itt:smokeing

Get one of those pure nicotine electronic cigarettes. After the first purchase, it’s cheaper and healthier.
Or quit.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Originally posted by adv0catus:
Originally posted by DoomlordKravoka:

Yeah, I’m getting as tired of making these threads as much you people are of reading them.

Then… stop?

This man is incredible. The ideas…

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List

Xylidins
Dang, you guys took all the good ones.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

You sleep real good. Wait. Do you? Wa- ERROR:696969696969696969
I wish for a new computer

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Steal the Cookie (No Sign-Ups)

(I know you’re not using a qwerty keyboard now :P)
You managed to lose adv0, but you couldn’t lose me. I tracked your cell phone and kicked you hard in the shins with a metallic boot. Then I take the cookie and kick you again so you can’t get to me. None can get the cookie through my combat expertise

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Steal the Cookie (No Sign-Ups)

As the cookie no longer exists, my attempts to retrieve it fail.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Steal the Cookie (No Sign-Ups)

I am confused as to what to do, but then counter with the power of god to get the cookie. I open the cookie bible and cite: Also, you are not allowed to create, purchase, or somehow recieve a new cookie unless the previous cookie is impossible to get.
BOOM! All other cookies disappear, and I hide the last one in my left ear.h

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT Popularity Contest

RACE! First to solve this problem proves that he is undoubtedly correct.
This test has no flaws whatsoever
WHAT. SO. EVER.
1+the radius of a circle that takes up 19/36ths of the area of a square with the center at a corner of the square=????

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I just solved the universe!

tl;dr
BUT SEEMS LEGIT
GO SELL TO SCIENCE FOR 10000000000$$$$

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Steal the Cookie (No Sign-Ups)

At least… you think you do. It was a trap! The cookie you stole was fake. Suddenly, lights go off and you find yourself in a unbreakable orb filled with poisonous gas and liquid that is slowly shrinking around you. Also, it exists in all universes, times, and dimensions, including the time before it trapped you. Because it is OP.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Compliments <3

You are inclined towards breathing heavily, but it doesn’t bother me.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Steal the Cookie (No Sign-Ups)

I counter by throwing a white hole at the black hole, but the white hole explodes me and I die, leaving the cookie in the middle of a battle field, easily stolen. Almost… too easily.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Always open][LABYRINTHIUM] Heroes - Day 9: Not Done Yet

Urzog
After a bit of a walk, I notice that the fighters from before are fighting some giant centipede. They seem to be enjoying themselves, so I look around. There are a lot of roots and weeds, and it’s hard to see further down the tunnel. I continue forth nonetheless.


Attempt to venture deeper into the tunnel.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Steal the Cookie (No Sign-Ups)

I reload time, and then realize I’m not even in the right universe. I go to yours, then push you and steal your lunch money. Then I take your cookie and eat it with your lunch for lunch.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

Originally posted by SypherKhode822:
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Topic: Forum Games / The Sandwich Game.

-252. Urge not to ignore

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Sandwich Game.

-250. I attempt to eat the sandwich, but it’s not there! Five times!

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted but it’s actually a plane, not a cube, and it crashes into you as if you were a desserted island.
I wish for dessert.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Sandwich Game.

-245. I miss 7 every 50 posts…

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Always open][LABYRINTHIUM] Heroes - Day 9: Not Done Yet

Urzog
People begin to walk around after a bit, so I decide to look around too. I notice that there are two tunnels. A few people wander down each. Which one should I go down? I decide to go down the left tunnel, because the right tunnel is always wrong. Wait… which one is the left tunnel again? Uh… I hold my axe with my right hand, so I should walk down the one nearest to my right hand. I think. Uggh, too much math! I quickly run down, thankful that I have solved the difficult puzzle.
________

Urzog heads down the right tunnel.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Steal the Cookie (No Sign-Ups)

I enter, with a glorious golden sun in the background shining down rays of light upon me and my gigantic anti-zombai sword.
I run forward at all the zombais, and slash at them. “Ahh!” screams a zombie. Unfortunately, it’s undead, and it is still fine. It proceeds to kill me and I fail to obtain the cookie.