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Topic: Forum Games / The Sandwich Game.

the number

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How the hell do I defend myself against bears

Originally posted by Pokerpo:
Originally posted by ToofFromDotd:
Originally posted by qwertyuiopazs:

But… punching a bear in the nose is a legitimate way to defend yourself against one…


Sounds good.

for once you got the age right

:C You’re off by 3.
I’m only 9.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Magikarp is best pokemon

Originally posted by zhs00000:

It can be very powerful. LV 1 Magikaro can potentially kill Arceus.
1. Give it sturdy so it can endure at least 1 hit.
2. Give it the move endeavor to lower the target to 1 or 12 HP if Magikarp is at full health (lv 1).
3. Give it a shell bell because it restores 1/2 of the damage dealt to the opponent so it will basically heal you fully. This is a necessity because sturdy will not activate unless you have full hp.
4. Foresight/Odor Sleauth/Identify is good so you can hit ghost types since endeavor is a normal type move.
5. Extremespeed is good because it has +2 priority and can KO anything at 1HP. Protect is also good.
Of course this is an illegal moveset but people abuse this all the time in the Balanced Hackmons format in Showdown! with a Magikarp or Shedinja.



It is a FEAR strategy and can go wrong so many ways but you really don’t need refresh or magic coat since it is a such a risky strategy.

Great it’s at 12 HP, now finish it off with splash!

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Sandwich Game.

413 the negitive

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How do you know if you have a broken nose

Originally posted by DaAzianDragon:



Maybe invest in one of these.

Covers everything but the nose 5/5

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How can I get shorter?

Originally posted by occooa:
Originally posted by qwertyuiopazs:

I do squats all the time – my sport is practically just sitting in a squatting position and trying to move forward and back while waving around my wrist- but I’m still tall.

You’re gonna have to help me out on what sport that is XD

fencing
:P
I guess it’s not really a ‘squat’, but it’s still really low and stuff kinda maybe if you do it a certain way

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Make a name that's almost similar to your name

asdfghjklqzw

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT's Food Thread

Originally posted by DaAzianDragon:


Told my mom I have nothing to eat so she brought me something like this and some sides.

Yum. Would eat thrice.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / COKE MACHINE

You get darkness
I insert brightness

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Sandwich Game.

-411 the period

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Serious Discussion challenges Off-Topic.

We betr cuz we mr logic goodsmart

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT Challenges #42

What is time, though, and how can one waste it?
#Philosophy#Time#CROW4mod#Wasteful

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List

soft-shelled crab

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Disrupted Rhythm [RP] Sign-ups open now!

Flash flash: IDK WHAT I’M DOING OKAY I guess it’s fine, and I’ll make the stats up depending on the battle then. Run in front of yeasy and take a picture for best results. :P

Writing about you: Role-playing unless you’re in a battle, then it’ll become turn based. I think it’ll be sort of sectioned into parts where people talk and parts where people talk with their fists various weapons, though who can predict what crazy Roleplayers can do. There probably won’t be many if any puzzles, though I am considering throwing in a couple trivia questions in battles for extra damage or something. Within each battle, there will be as much role-playing as people add to it, so I don’t know.

Do I get something special?: No.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How old are ya?

2. plz don’t report my age!

Originally posted by HitmanPwner:
Originally posted by sabercow:

20
oh wait this is OT


I am 3.14

That’s Pi, not OT silly goose.

That’s not pi, pi’s irrational

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Average cost of human body parts.

Originally posted by sabercow:

what about ma penis

What genitalia?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How the hell do I defend myself against bears

But… punching a bear in the nose is a legitimate way to defend yourself against one…

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Sandwich Game.

-406. andy, what the site tries to pretend to be is not always what it is.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Picture Wars (6)


My boots are better

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Sandwich Game.

XXX. cat

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Disrupted Rhythm [RP] Sign-ups open now!

Never posted by Sypherkat: Wow you forgot about me. You’re so mean qwert.

Useless commentary on Bio: Bollywood? I’d love to hear how that happened. Maybe someone put a plank on and under the H one day and everyone just got confused.
I know right, the qualifications for getting on the ship is so intense. You need to be, like, a drunkard or boxer with 2 whole years of experience or gang member or murder or something.

Stabilizers: I would prefer if they restored health by a flat value. Also, they seem kinda overpowered to me. They can maybe remove 1 negative stat effect, and restore health by ~350.

Suppressing fire: What do you mean by accuracy drops to 10%? I don’t understand why that means anything as you won’t be attacking anything else. Unless you mean for the rest of the battle, but then… why? Seems fine but some enemies might be a little crazy and ignore the shots.

Statis: Sure, so long as they don’t resist you. I don’t really want to restrict people too much so can we make it 3 turns to be given the choice to leave stasis?
AmpBoosters: How how many turns does this high last?
bq. crystalmask

You’ll get a camera. Since everybody has some kind of item they need for their character, I’ll make some magic storage container that can store a small amount of stuff and prevent them from getting older like the rest of the ship, as the travel to the other planet will be preformed by the classic freeze everyone to life technique.
Active vision: Uhh, was I supposed to put smog and stuff in the game? Because I kinda… didn’t do anything of the sort. How about it DOES apply to enemy abilities, and you can see a extra 4 blocks (the 4 closest to you you can’t normally see).
Flash Flash: 70% chance to stun 1 enemy, 50% 2, 30% 3?
Team report: You can chose the ability
Enemy report: Prior makes more sense, but after has more strategic value. Tbh this looks to me like stun but more useless. What if it only took 1 turn of analysis before, and made them more predictable for 2 turns? Also, what does this mean?

During these 3 turns, he can do other actions except attack.

Writing about you: Not sure how much I will be using a success check in battle. Dodge rates and attack damage have a calculation, and really the only thing without one is RP moves. I guess it could be useful if you are not focused on using skills, though. Maybe increase it to +6 because I’m not sure how often it can be used.

Sypher

I didn’t forget about you, give me a while

BCLEGENDS

(what about hide? I edited my post right after your picture, but I don’t think you noticed.)


This is easier than quoting everyone and making it look chaotic like in Destroy the Vault before it degraded into a hole of bumps.

HEY EVERYONE

If you haven’t already, please put

A. a space between each skill

or

  • B. bullet points in front of your skills

It’s kinda hard to read.
Extra points if you put it in italics.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Summer or Winter?

Summer, there’s no school.
(Sucks for people with jobs and lives and whatnot, though)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How can I get shorter?

I do squats all the time – my sport is practically just sitting in a squatting position and trying to move forward and back while waving around my wrist- but I’m still tall.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / A question for abortionists

Originally posted by qwertyuiopazs:
Originally posted by Ubermorgen:
Originally posted by hamuka:
Originally posted by Cwovictor:

Doctor, we must save this baby to let it starve in front of it’s mother!

Note the lack of response from Ubermadjedi to a legitimate point.

I have better things to do than sit all day arguing with stubborn liberals online. The argument is invalid for many reasons:

1. If you can’t have a baby don’t make one

Assuming people are smart enough to just decide not to have a baby.
Hey, let’s have sex without condoms while drunk and stupid and young, but no baby.
This point relies on people having babies for the sole purpose of having an abortion.

Originally posted by Ubermorgen:

Overpopulation is a myth. The Earth is big enough for many more people.


At least, it would be were it not corrupt. And it is.

(my original argument was the disproval of this point
 
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Topic: Off-topic / A question for abortionists

Originally posted by Ubermorgen:
Originally posted by qwertyuiopazs:
Originally posted by Ubermorgen:

You’re talking like we don’t have a choice to stop this crime.

We don’t. They do.

So we shouldn’t stop murderers just because it’s up to them whether or not they take a life. Every rule should disappear. Gotcha.

But nonetheless, if we take a step back and go back to the original argument which you have strategically branched off of, I win.