Recent posts by qwertyuiopazs on Kongregate

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Topic: Forum Games: Continuous Games / Spam King Game

Petition: if your post gets removed for any reason, you lose up to 3 points (can’t go negative)

xrayr – 6
qwertyuiopazs – 2
Liberonscien – 7
SirVoltsworth – 8
Axiss32 – 13 [Spam King]
ToofFromDotd – 1
Bankzy – 5
toddlercuddler – 5
back900 – 4

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Continuous Games / S to XL

3 circus giraffes, trained to do tricks such as standing on top of each other.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Continuous Games / Spam King Game

(There’s actually a rule such that you can’t post twice in a row, so)
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[King] xrayr 1
[Congress] qwerty 1

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / The Game Development Thread

Originally posted by cl0wn3r:

For even the most basic RP you need:
1. A world/Setting.
2. A Plot/Story
3. A Character format including: Name, Age, Gender, Appearance, Biography.
4. A Set of rules, including: Host is god. no god-modding, follow FGF Guidelines,, not posting in game thread without permission, changeability of Rules.
5. Plot/Story control. Rail-road, Guided, character driven, free-form, other.

These are the basics, anything less and nothing will happen. Even if some of the above info isn’t available to the player, the Host should know all of it.

What, does the link not work?
Edit: Fixed the link, I think

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / The Game Development Thread

Working on this. Basically it’s a standard layout for an RP, including everything people often forget and an additional guide. I might take the guide part out. Anyways, the goal is to be like Bluji’s standard mafia ruleset and improve average quality. You can look at it/suggest things, it’s not finished though. Just wondering what people think about this, if it would get any use.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1TObTuyKNSeryToEmL-oFTDtmVvwEXc6saj1X4BBh7KE/edit?usp=sharing

(no credit guaranteed for helping)

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / The Fading Horizon [Game Thread]

Pietri Agnes Bolton
The people looked at each other, reluctant at first to drop everything. But the wine was indeed high quality. After some murmurings amongst themselves, they ask again, as if to make sure you are telling them the truth. After you affirm, they tell you that they will leave quickly.

Ellis Anderson

You jump on your bike and pedal away as fast as you can.
They chase, but are left in the dust. Timeskip, you arrive in the kingdom of the seven suns.

David and Arryn
The very next day, you both are placed in a courthouse, stocked to the brim with scholars of the highest name. The judge reviews the case.
“For the murder of the great king KARMELASH, both of you are prime suspects.” First to be called to the stand is Mr. David Wolfe.
(By the way, while Mae is there, she’s in intense pain)

KoSS
It’s chaos. Who did it? Why? Nobody knows. The next in line to be king would be his wife, but does that mean that we would be giving away the kingdom to Halfalgar? She’s not officially his wife yet, after all, they’re only engaged. Rumors are abound, and as of yet, nobody knows the truth. The Congress is deciding at this moment, but they’re known to be slow. For the time being, nobody rules over the country.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / The Fading Horizon (Signups) (Game starts Jan 8)

@qwerty I didn’t send anyone to call off the attack yet :P

You told them to go north though >:C And I didn’t get the rest of the post so I ignored it

I honestly don’t see how anyone would disobey so quickly, though, especially with their families at stake.

What when did this happen
They just figured out you were lying, the guy who I thought was sent to call off the attack left to do so, then figured out that the people there didn’t actually know who you were despite that you said, which meant that you were lying, which meant that they should go back to their original approach of beating you up, and since they were suspicious, some people stayed behind.

Originally posted by Xandrya:

I believe you may have skipped me.

Sorry :C

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Corrupt Realm [RPG] [6/Infinite Players]

[CYOP or RPG? The fact that I don’t know isn’t a good sign]

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is this the community for me?

If you resort to considering this place your community, you’re a terrible person. Because if you like this community, it means you like terrible people. And the only reason you would like terrible people is because you’ve got something in common. Even were that not true, eventually things spread, and you will soon become a terrible person. To avoid allowing this to happen, I would recommend going to another community ASAP.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / I found who is getting the first kongpanion every week

Originally posted by Attack2100:

Congratulationes to all photo-shopers.
Uzzbuzz got the first kongpanion ever existed!

I did too
see look I have kongpot

 
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Topic: Anti-Idle: The Game / The Soda Machine of MAgic idleing

You get a crystal of ultimate rarity.
I insert pong

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Continuous Games / Between the above 2 avatars, which do you prefer?

xrayr’s guinea pig is quite cute

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Pel, 50th KG Tournament FINAL

Level-Up powerups/ lotza HP
The former requires insane mathematical abilities
Edit: nvm i forgot there was a pause button
It’s not that bad

 
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Topic: Off-topic / it's 2am and I'm reading gay Donald trump fan fiction

gay bernie sanders fan fiction

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / [Competition/Always Open] Kongregate: The Game [Round 11 - DJManiax] [Ends Feb. 9, 8PM GMT] [GAME ENDS SOON, SEE PAGE 12]

http://imgur.com/a/Vpj0X
69086 + 26179 + 35978 + 24856 = 156,099

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / [Competition/Always Open] Kongregate: The Game [Round 11 - DJManiax] [Ends Feb. 9, 8PM GMT] [GAME ENDS SOON, SEE PAGE 12]

Originally posted by Ethyri:
Originally posted by qwertyuiopazs:
Originally posted by Ethyri:

Hey qwerty :) Make sure to post another screenshot with a line of chat in the chat box

What does the line of chat do
Nothing
(also, 4 screenshots? eww)

99 Problems doesn’t have API, and the line of chat serves as a timestamp. I keep the account ChatGames open 24 hours a day, so I can check whether or not that line exists.

But screw it, no one listens anyways, and 99 Problems was most likely not used in another tourney. Screenie accepted.

But since there’s no proof you started 99 problems when this tourney started, the line of chat doesn’t prove anything, as data saves.
(Also it has been used in a prior tourny but it was later on- I think everyone here was eliminated at that point)

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / [Competition/Always Open] Kongregate: The Game [Round 11 - DJManiax] [Ends Feb. 9, 8PM GMT] [GAME ENDS SOON, SEE PAGE 12]

Originally posted by Ethyri:

Hey qwerty :) Make sure to post another screenshot with a line of chat in the chat box

What does the line of chat do
Nothing
(also, 4 screenshots? eww)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Please help me I fell in love online

Please spell and talk properly, it’s not really that funny

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / [Competition/Always Open] Kongregate: The Game [Round 11 - DJManiax] [Ends Feb. 9, 8PM GMT] [GAME ENDS SOON, SEE PAGE 12]

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / The General Thread

Originally posted by FlyingCat:

This has been bugging me for a while, but how do you guys pronounce RollerCROWsters main account, Mafefe’s name?

I can think of Muh-Fay-Fay, Muh-Feef, May-fehf, etc.

mah fee fee

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / The Fading Horizon [Game Thread]

Ellis Anderson
(you weren’t supposed to say that)
“I see. That murderous- one moment.”
The man walked off behind a bush, where he appeared to be engaging in a conversation, though nobody was there.
(Two men are now going after Ethyri, and won’t be stopped by his words)
The solider now looked over at you, and addressed you in a disrespectful fashion, as if he was new to the army.
“Hello there Major! I just told off this guy so he won’t be seein any of our plans! Real impressive, right! If you want to leave, General Hasos has said that nobody is to exit until the attack has commenced.”
Sitting on your bike, you notice 5 other soldiers come over. They seem a bit smarter than this one, and their faces show that they don’t recognize you at all.
Jonathan Invicthan Targaryen
You exhale as the job is completed. The code was a lot more complicated than it had seemed at first glance. You weren’t sure who had programmed this, but there were some truly ingenious lines within it. You turn it on, and watch as the bot turns to the right. Good.
Pietri Agnes Bolton
The man avoided eye contact, looking down at your chest as if to pretend he hadn’t noticed the hideous scars.
With a slight trembling to his voice, he said, “Ah, we’ve got… plenty of masks right here. Here, take it. Free. And, uh, there’s a farm actually just a few miles south, so you can go there. Hahaha. Bye. Please leave.”

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Hypotetical: You are walking alone outside when...

Originally posted by Mikkmar:

shoot him

Right. Let’s see, who would win, a sniper who has a direct shot lined up already and has been probably been trainder for ages
OR
You, panicking and failing to line up a shot due to that while the sniper has his finger on the trigger.

*shoot his bullet out of midair
that better?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Rate the profile pic of the user above you

Originally posted by anjum1379:

This is a continuous +1 game that should be moved to the FGF forum immediately. Except there’s probably another one there that already exists.

Please change your post to say CGF
We are not represented fairly by that.

5/10 still aguspal
4/10 seems like a random combination

 
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Topic: Kongregate / It's Community Manager Appreciation Day! We're giving a big thanks to all of our Community Managers at Kongregate!

Wow shameless self advertisement
You guys aren’t even level 65 wow
What do you guys even do, like, greatly improve the community, quickly reply to any complaint, stop trolls, monitor games, bring in cookies for people in SF, have good personalities, click buttons in meaningful patterns, and make everyone get along better?
__ ^ _ ^ _
( – =w= – )
_____ _____
Kitteh

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Greetings, OT!

Originally posted by Lok_Durd:
Originally posted by Pro5555isback20:
Originally posted by Lok_Durd:


I am General Lok Durd of the Separatist Alliance, you are now under our protection. I congratulate you on your good fortune.

What a pointless post for starters.

We test a weapon, of my own design, which is capable of catastrophic destruction. A weapon which will destroy organic matter, but leave machines unharmed.

I thought viral warfare was illegal