Recent posts by qwertyuiopazs on Kongregate

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Topic: Forum Games: Continuous Games / Word Association

Pristine

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / The General Thread

DW tab open and not play another game with it open, else it’ll take you out

You can be in the guild chat from any game, it’s like a separate chatroom.

but that means anyone who plays DW has to leave their actual guild

That’s really the only problem with this, I mean I guess I could try a different game but that doesn’t really solve anything. Unless there’s some dead game that nobody here plays. Other solution is actually make the guild good, but that’s kinda, ehhh.
I know of DreamWorld/Dawn of the Dragons/Tyrant/Global Assault

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / The General Thread

Originally posted by qwertyuiopazs:
Originally posted by adv0catus:
Originally posted by qwertyuiopazs:

http://www.kongregate.com/forums/7099-forum-games/topics/376509-chat-games-thread
We should make this popular again

if the account gets K+, i dont mind making it a thing again.

I’ve found a loophole so that we can have a private chat WITHOUT getting K+
Go to the game dream world, make an account (S1)
Join the guild “FGF
Free private forums and private chat
The best part is that you need 0 gameplay to join a guild
The bad thing is that some people might already be in a guild in DW and not want to change…
( Chatzys are inferior because you have to leave kong)

Okay great so now people join and then this weekend I’ll host some kind of mafia or something great plan yes? yes.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Continuous Games / [Community-Discussion] Game Quality

One possible solution is to perhaps combine the ideas of multiple threads into one thread, such as “Discuss the user above you” or something like that and you can discuss your opinion about them, and what guesses you can make about that user.

5/5 idea great now someone delete all the excess plox

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Collapse [RP] [Sign-ups/Discussion] [Sign-ups still open]

Originally posted by thedude0:

Qwerty, I still need to know whether or not this:

Originally posted by thedude0:

Lilith Palegg
hoping that it would cover me as I ran over to one of the stupider demons to take it’s weapon from it.


worked, so that I can make a post.

Oh must of missed it
D20=15
You found a dead ice demon’s tail
 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Applebottom's Exceptionals [Game Thread] [Bob is dead, so sad ;~;] [Sign-ups Always Open]

Lawrence Traverse
It worked! She’s a formidable foe, uncovering nearly all of my tricks. But for every 10 that fail, 1 slips by. And it’ll add up. As the quickcarriage leaves the port, I rewrite my plan. Now that I know more about what she’s capable of, and incapable of, I can come back with a better plan. The first thing I’ll need to do is find the others she’s tricking. I’ll have to find them while avoiding her. The difficulty in this stems from the fact that I have no way of knowing where everyone is. Certainly, I checked the whole floor-plan the second I got here, but I’m not sure if we would be placed together or not, and I don’t know what the inside of the rooms look like or where to teleport. Applebottom said we were traveling under the radar. Most of what she says is a lie, but if that’s true, we probably won’t all be together. However, it’s most likely that we are placed together. Still, approaching people will be risky. The best way is to do several different one on ones. But how will I find them alone…
I have no form of sensory magic. I can teleport into a place and then quickly out, but that has a huge chance of revealing me. If only I had gotten the passenger list and floorplan from that guy! But even then, I’d have another problem. I don’t know what they look like. Sure, Bob described them to me briefly (and badly), but I haven’t seen their faces. I review exactly what he said.
4 Males, including the prince (I think I’ll avoid him)
5 Females
-Most carrying dangerous looking objects and looking generally abnormal.
Wow, that’s not very helpful. However, they know each other, and if I can just find one, I’ll be able to find the others. And eventually, the group will deviate, and I will approach them one at a time. We just got on the ship, so now it’s quite likely they won’t be in their rooms. I need to leave as soon as I’m ready. I obtain a fake arm and a mask to cover my eyes, and put them on. Then I open the door and walk up to the deck.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Applebottom's Exceptionals [Signups & Discussions] [Sign-ups Always Open]

Originally posted by FlyingCat:
Originally posted by SypherKhode822:

To be fair, Kat is (probably?) just as rational and (maybe?) as good as Lawrence. I just personally enjoy being a barbarian/dirty scoundrel/male stripper.

I personally like Mr. Washington the most, though. I also liked Bob.

Every time I read the names Cairo Sassyghoul and Count Dorkula, I laugh.

I’m really bad with coming up with names. ;_;

Edit: Also, what’s the difference between being batshit and being goddamn weird?

batshit:Oh look a little kid, I should rape them and then kill them
goddamn weird: I am secretly the queen of britian

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Applebottom's Exceptionals [Game Thread] [Bob is dead, so sad ;~;] [Sign-ups Always Open]

Lawrence Traverse
“6…5…4…3…2…-”
“The thing with the body double was rather rude, but at least he was the one to die in a fire, and not you. Still, his death is very tragic none-the-less; We’ll make sure to make a donation to the ones who survived him, he died in a fire due to a skirmish between a couple of the people such as you we’ve hired, it’s the least we can do. Anyway, you’ll need to sign the non-closure agreement; Feel free to read it for as long as you wish.”
I’m looking Bob’s murderer right in the eye as she taunts me. I can fix everything right now. Revenge, it can all be solved in the blink of the eye! I grab the pen meancingly and am about to throw it into her when I finally regain my cool. I’ll die if I do that. There are undoubtedly a million guns pointed right at me. She wants me to make an attempt on her life. I take the paper from her. I’ll watch her, find out what she’s really up to. Then I’ll destroy her plan, and then, I’ll destroy her.
“I need a desk or something to sign it, I only have one hand. But I’m going to read it thoroughly first. I’ll be done in an hour or so.”
I sit down next to the man at the desk who was in with Applebottom. I read every piece of paper thoroughly, watching Mrs Applebottom for any moves. They don’t seem to have any extra clauses in them. I wait for Applebottom to leave/turn around. And then, in a move that leaves almost no magical signature and changes nothing physically, I swap out one of the pieces of paper with another containing a page of the British Constitution. Nothing changes in my face, and the paper has the same slightly yellowed color. It’s impossible to notice. I don’t want to take any chances here. I should be able to tell people about this via writing something down and handing it to them, though not verbally. Not perfect, but I’m going to need to take risks to avenge Bob. I return to Applebottom with the paper. As long as she doesn’t read them, I should be fine.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Re-playing Extents of Surely Terrible Activities that are Really Tiring (A Kongregate Tournament) [REDEMPTION ROUND! ends July 3 22:00 EST] *GAME CHANGED TO PAUSE AHEAD*

Okay, I have been informed of a game breaking glitch in this game and I’m super sorry to say I need to change it
The round will be extended a day
The game has been changed to Pause Ahead and you will be going for the shortest completion time. It’s still about conserving momentum, hardly any difference from the last game amiright
I need to get a screenshot so give me a bit, just posting asap
Also, nvm what I said about 7 player redemption
EDIT:
http://imgur.com/0YZHVLb
The boss took me way too long :C
Screeny should look like this

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How many women exist on OT?

5
Unless you count people who post less than 1 time/day (average last 2 weeks), then 8

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Summer '15 suggestion thread

Originally posted by ninjaChameleon:
Originally posted by someonepro:
Originally posted by rja12:

Forum Moderators should be able to Mute repeat offenders from the forum they’re moderating for 24 hours. It would be a nice feature instead of constantly having to remove post from that 1 person who won’t stop violating kong’s rules.

Also what do you guys think of a feature that would notify us when somebody replies to our forum post in the PMs. Would that be cool or would it be too spammy?

With threads that have over 100 posts in 5 hours, to spammy.

I think he meant quoting a post, which doesn’t work for a few different reasons (not all posts would be quoted)

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Applebottom's Exceptionals [Game Thread] [Bob is dead, so sad ;~;] [Sign-ups Always Open]

Lawrence Traverse
I blink.
He could be lying.
But he’s not.
What can I do?
I can do naught.
How did she figure it out?
She’s got a whole lot of clout
I tremble in rage. Refocus. Refocus. Focus. FOCUS. STAY CALM. Forget the past. You’ve experienced death before
…it’s all my fault…
He knew the risks!
…kinda…
STOP THINKING ABOUT IT!
Think about what you need to do now. You’ve already paused for a moment too long.
“Who are you? You have 10 seconds to answer. 10…9…8…7…”
She was going to pay.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Applebottom's Exceptionals [Game Thread] [Bob is dead, so sad ;~;] [Sign-ups Always Open]

Lawrence Traverse
Crap.
I realize that I didn’t see bob come out with the rest of the group after the fire. There’s no way he could’ve… and given what this guy is saying about… did she…
Stay calm, don’t think about what could’ve happened, you don’t know anything for sure.
First things first, address inconsistencies, stick to the plan.
“Um, excuse me? I don’t remember putting in any request like that. If you don’t want to give me information, that’s okay, but you don’t have to insult me and call me a fake. "

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Will Kongregate celebrate its 100,000th game?

inb4 it is a life-changing game that revolutionizes the gaming world
Like
“Testing (THIS IS NOT A GAME. DO NOT PLAY.)”

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Re-playing Extents of Surely Terrible Activities that are Really Tiring (A Kongregate Tournament) [REDEMPTION ROUND! ends July 3 22:00 EST] *GAME CHANGED TO PAUSE AHEAD*

Originally posted by uzzbuzz:

7 player redemption wtf. You’s crazy. Even 4 was kind of pushing it. Also machu is the king of redemption :3 (secretly the king of sucking and getting eliminated too early)

(Well, there may be methods planned in the next round to make people who didn’t score highly in this one VERY unlikely to win. But then again, maybe not…)

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Applebottom's Exceptionals [Signups & Discussions] [Sign-ups Always Open]

Originally posted by BLOODYRAIN10001:

I was going to murder Bob no matter what, so good job qwerty, you took care of him for me.

FIRST! Anyways, it was for plot purposes, and now I am assumed to be dead and nobody knows of my powers, even those with sensory abilities.
Also, Bloody, if you want the ship ride to be smooth sailing, you’ll have to follow what Lawrence thinks the plot is :P
ALL HAIL NEW GM QWERTY
Controlling the game as a player
EDIT: Nvm. you can’t just make the dude allied with applebottom that’s cheating you cheater. For reference this post was made right after the “IT’S A TRAP” post/page10.
(also, that thread title :/)

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Applebottom's Exceptionals [Game Thread] [Bob is dead, so sad ;~;] [Sign-ups Always Open]

Lawrence Traverse
MY TRAP SENSES ARE TINGLING
Clearly, I need a alibi…Oh! I know, I’ll give them the name of whom they trust most.
“Ma name’s Mrs. Applebottom. Stop looking at me like that, I’m female, okay!”

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Collapse [RP]

Gundor Un’guur

You grab the distracted human perfectly, and lift him high into the air. Your throw is much less successful, though, and he bounces twice, before sliding halfway through the portal.

Siawn

You suddenly feel lighter. Like you’re flying! Towards the portal! Whee- CRASHBOUNCE CRASHBOUNCE Sllllidddeeee
Your feet fall through, but your upper half doesn’t. It’s strange, it’s like the other side of the portal is in midair. Either way, your feet are dangling and you can’t feel any floor. You can’t see your legs either, only a swirling purple.

Ganthro

The cards quickly fly through the air, as the building collapses. Before they can reach their target, though, one coincides with a falling rock.
BOOM! BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM!
The falling ceiling is pushed upward by the explosion, granting a few seconds of extra time. However, when it comes down this time, it’ll come down faster with no supports to slow it down. There’s a door between you and Ellis, and you see Ellis make a break for it. In the maybe 5 seconds before the ceiling falls, you hear Jaykub scream out. It was strangely timed, after the explosion but before the rocks had fallen to the point where escape was hopeless. Well, you’ve got other things to worry about.

Ellis

You see a door and make a break for it. You fumble with it. It’s locked. It opens easily, and you jump through into a interesting space. Your in a moderately sized room. There’s a desk with papers and a computer on it, a pack of medical supplies, some food (though it’s just like a half eaten bag of chips and dip), and another door. Good, you might not be trapped in here.

Portal group

You hear giant smashing sound from where Joesph Marks left. Then you see a man ..cartwheeling at ridiculous speeds straight toward Nikeas. He’s wielding a sword in each hand, and is moving with amazing fluidity.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Collapse [RP] [Sign-ups/Discussion] [Sign-ups still open]

Plot so far
Ganthro and Ellis both actively engage in good 2 player roleplaying, and are also crippled for life physically and at least a little emotionally.
Everyone else slops forward together, some falling behind due to inactivity and not feeling like they should post but they really should and could just skip to the part where they are with the plot
The active people in this group are either about to die or mentally unstable or both, and the doctor is shirking his duties, possibly waiting for a few deaths before resuming activity :/
A few are fine, so they will have to fight in the next post I made to fix that.
I don’t want anyone without a life-threating injury by the end of the next page.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Applebottom's Exceptionals [Game Thread] [Bob is dead, so sad ;~;] [Sign-ups Always Open]

Lawrence Traverse
Oh, they’re already boarding? It shouldn’t leave for a while now, though. I find a ticket station thing with times or something like that. Indeed, it’s scheduled to leave in 3 hours. I walk up to the man at the booth.
“Hey, would you happen to have a complete detailed map of the S.S.Quickcarriage along with escape routes, list of crew members, and it’s background history?”

I probably could’ve worded that better.

 

Topic: Freefall Tournament / Should we revive this thread?

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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Collapse [RP] [Sign-ups/Discussion] [Sign-ups still open]

Originally posted by Xandrya:

Sooo… did my character die too or not?

You’re not in the town anymore, so no. Gonkey’s alive too.
And you guys all got your weapons.
Don’t worry your turns will come with time

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Re-playing Extents of Surely Terrible Activities that are Really Tiring (A Kongregate Tournament) [REDEMPTION ROUND! ends July 3 22:00 EST] *GAME CHANGED TO PAUSE AHEAD*

I’ve decided to have 7 players get redeemed rather than 4 so it’s less likely that they all lose in the next round
Plus 1v1v1v1v1 sounds fun

 
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Topic: Off-topic / what is your favorite internet "meme"

the one with the puns
because I like puns

 
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Topic: Off-topic / i accidentally POOPED on my moms bed HELP

Taco Bell is cheap

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