Recent posts by qwertyuiopazs on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / Why is Kongregate (Forum) Still Open?

This forum is so much worse.
And that forum actually serves a purpose.
Also, I like killing jokes.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

Thanks guys C:

 
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Topic: Kongregate / The Four Kings Tournament [Round 1]

Originally posted by dederteee:
Originally posted by BestMte:

Please have the chat and the top right green plug in the next ss you’ll post.

Ok sorry, i have video too ;-)

You had best hope the video includes the green plug. Also, you accidentally rated it 1/5. Fix it to 5/5 RIGHT NAW.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Co-Captain Caption Calamity - Round 1 rating!

It would be helpful if you numbered them.
I tried to do numerically but kept losing count. This long post is your punishment
Sup shortie <3 2/10
Hi Gandalf! 2/10
I’ll go get my miners helmet 2/10
You want some of my water? 3/10
He seems to have high expectations on her 10/10
Gulliver’s daughter first voyage 6/10
Hey sexy! You come here often? 1/10
He always was confused by the feelings he got when reading The BFG. 3/10
I think I’m high; Man: I disagree 9/10
I’m not a giant. I have big bones! 3/10
Here in this picture, we see a tall and fat old lady looking down on his husband, and she’s telling him how sexy he is when he’s that small. The husband replies, “You’re much more sexy. Look at you, bending over in that pose! Ooh, so sexy.” They’re admiring each other. Except, turns out, it was all an illusion created by the highly trained super monkeys who are currently throwin’ dem darts at dem bloons. The lady is actually 1 inch tall, while the husband is 9 feet tall! How cool is that! Wait… what?
2/10
Sup Shortie?
2/10
I told you eating that water cooler was a bad idea.
2/10
This guy is impressed over his newly bought Russian wife
4/10
The only one who may call him ‘shorty’
3/10
Please don’t hurt me!
3/10
A Fashion Adviser Helps a Woman Feel Attractive in High Heels Preparing for a Dinner Date.
3/10
Please take off your heels, you’ll scratch the linoleum.
3/10
Excuse Me Sir, Do You Have a Moment to Talk About Jesus Christ?
5/10
Sup shawty
2/10
That is one tall drink of water.
4/10
“You know, you don’t actually need the high heels.”
6/10
Feminism
3/10
I’m glad we could finally see eye-to-eye.
8/10
I’m so glad I moved to Texas!
9/10
I thought you said you designed this house with me in mind, Geoff!
4/10
And you’re a cute little fella, you are, although I didn’t think you were this kind of cute.
2/10
Honey, I shrunk the boyfriend
3/10
With you it’s always leg day.
2/10
I can tell you’re not looking into my eyes.
3/10
Does my butt look big in this?
3/10
I like your shoes.
2/10
Recorded with potato
0/10

 
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Topic: Kongregate / The Four Kings Tournament [Round 1]

This game is way too long and boring. I’m gonna play the FIRE GAME.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Competition/Puzzle] Rat Maze: Game Thread - Match 1 (Turn 19)/ Match 2 (Turn 1)

Match 1
Left

(also, why not just use rng for back?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Sploder Assault

Originally posted by Dbzh02:

WHY IS EvERYONE COPYING MY NAME IM THE REAL SPLODERGUY

Sure

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Which newfag is your favorite?

Originally posted by TwistedCakez:

why is it bad to be newfag it is just meme

Nobody said it was bad until you just implied it now.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Spoon

WHOA MAN. WAY. TOO. SPOON.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Which newfag is your favorite?

I disapprove of this definition of newfag

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Type your Kongregate name with your eyes closed

qwertyuiopp[[0987654321

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Game-Related] The "Choose My Next Game!" Thread

Originally posted by ConstantProgress:
Ima make a game after thinking about it for 10 minutes just for lolz with no preparation!

Basically why people insult you.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

EDIT: I didn’t really see the thread until after it was locked.
But if you deleted your post so easily, perhaps that just shows that you hadn’t put enough effort into it to consider it worth having. As a rule of thumb, if you haven’t planned your game for at least a month, don’t make it.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

Originally posted by ConstantProgress:

I was going to make a thread when a bunch of jerks started trashing it.

The reason is because your thread lacked the quality expected by most regulars here.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Kongristmas Secret Niceman 2015 (17 Participants)

Signups will run until December
March. 23th – Signups close

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Top 10 OTers with the most post count?

Originally posted by GeorGeKiLLeRx:
Originally posted by hamuka:

This is for the people that post in the thread, fucking read the OP.

Putting people in a top 10 list for posting in your thread counts as dicksucking. Now please lock the thread if you’re unwilling to do some fucking research to make an objective list.

The list is even wrong.
0/10 thread.

I won’t say you didn’t read the OP, because it’s apparent that you don’t care. I’ll just increase my postcount by 1.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why is it called a #2 pencil

Originally posted by TheDarknessBelow:

Why is it called a #2 pencil

ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ Because it can never be #1

Why not?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Dungeon Dweller Redux [Sign-up and OC thread] [Sign-ups are open]

Originally posted by BCLEGENDS:

@mar:
3. You may or may not want more spells than just the ones you already have. Four is not a lot of spells for a primarily magical being, after all.

Oh, I’ve been assuming that as long as it makes sense, a character will be able to do it. Can I not do something if it’s not a spell? I don’t want to have to make the spells “kick in balls, punch, run away, make fire, jump farther, land softer(wind), taunt, heat area, etc.”

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Competition/Puzzle] Rat Maze: Game Thread - Match 1 (Turn 19)/ Match 2 (Turn 1)

Oh crap moving back turns you around What are you all talking about?
Forward

 
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Topic: Off-topic / when people said 99% of the internet is porn i did not beleive them, i thought it was a joke

Actually, only 1 million of the 8.5M results were just “homestuck”, 7.5M were “Homestuck”… but also “porn”

 

Topic: Off-topic / there is to many porn avis!

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Topic: Off-topic / Reaction to porn

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Topic: Forum Games / [Competition/Puzzle] Rat Maze: Game Thread - Match 1 (Turn 19)/ Match 2 (Turn 1)

Back
Forward

 
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Topic: Kongregate / The Four Kings Tournament [Round 1]

Originally posted by Darkboy5846:

http://i.imgur.com/rknKhwP.png (6)
http://i.imgur.com/qLe2xfX.png (0)
http://i.imgur.com/79ophsW.png (2)

6, really? You can get 0.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Discussion Value Thread

What the hell is a 1337