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Topic: Forum Games / The Riddle Game

A mathematical problem; 10^2-9^2; A series of pixels… be more specific, would you?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Sandwich Game.

4. Bread

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, you’re name changes to inspired
I wish for you to take something literally from me, it’s really awkward to hold.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Vault

I prepare myself to gently rap on the door of the vault 1/8

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List(current round:USA Christmas Dishes)

Tom and Jerry.
Yum, moving pictures.

 
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Topic: Anti-Idle: The Game / The Soda Machine of MAgic idleing

You get a error message
I wish those darned error messages would stop poping up irl

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [No sign-up required] Bluji's Christmas Calendar 2014!

The beacon of brightness
Long ago, in the year 2014 BC, there lived a man, or, as some said, a dwarf. He was unlike what anyone had ever seen before, standing at just 2 feet tall, but claiming to be as old as time itself- 56 years old. He lived alone, atop a great mountain. The reason he lived alone is, of course, because everyone gives him funny looks as he strolls past. However, as the people in the nearby villages came to know and respect him, he was not laughed at or pushed out of any social circles. In fact, he even had a close friend- one who he had even fallen in love with- who also suffered from a similar affliction, but the short woman lived in the village while he still lived up in the mountain, where he would listen to the wind and mine the mountain. Yet, he chose to continue his rural life on the country side. One day, a great fire came, burning down a nearby village. From the distance, Smith Swod, the short man, noticed the flames, and decided to run toward them to try to help out and see what was happening. He had been building a path through the mountain with a high-tech tool know as a pickaxe, and decided that that path would be faster to go down than to scale the mountain. He had only ever gone through the path once before, the last time he had gone mining, when he broke through the wall. He ran down this path, and quickly arrived at the scene, but it was too late. Buildings had collapsed, and the town was utterly destroyed. There were only two casualties, but the damage had been done. Smith did his best, and soon managed to restore peace to the villagers. Using information gathered from them, he concluded that the fire was not natural, but rather that it was done by someone with ill intent. As he discussed who could’ve done it with the village elders and his girlfriend, and guy ran toward him, shouting of a army on the horizon. Smith quickly realized that they all had to hide, but where? The forest was not dense enough and there wasn’t enough time. He quickly came to the conclusion that he had to go under the mountain. He told everybody to follow him, but there was too much chaos. Arrows began to rain down in the chaos, and he grabbed his girlfriends hand and the hand of another, before running towards the mountainside. A few people followed him, but by the time he managed to get in where the arrows could not hit him, many had died. Pulling a large rock over the exit, Smith examined the survivors. 9 people, including him, had made it to the mountainside, and one woman died of blood loss shortly thereafter. When the village was later examined, nothing was left but bodies. The war party was gone, as were all signs of life. The other people went out to look for their family and settle somewhere else, Smith went into the mountain and just kept digging to ease the pain. He eventually married his girlfriend, who was the only one who had stayed. They lived under the mountain, as Smith could not bear to be on top for fear of seeing another fire, and drinking his pains away, they had many children. This family and their descendants led to tales of a dwarvern race.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Always open][LABYRINTHIUM] Heroes - Day 8: Tree-sure

Urzog
I’m about to head of into the forest of the pickles when I someone who has heard of my fame calls out to me. Wanting my autograph, of course. I turn around, and find the face of the person to be quite familiar. “Ahh, you want autograph of URZOG, no?” He proclaims that not only does he want my autograph, but he also wishes to speak with me. Well, sure. I don’t have to leave right now. I’ll spare some time for a fan in need. Truly, my kindness knows no bounds.


Urzog talks to Leto

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Always open][LABYRINTHIUM] Heroes - Day 8: Tree-sure

Urzog
What is this. I should’ve know it was a trap. This armor is far from shiny. Damn you, Orc person! And what’s more, he tells me that I’ll need to take a hike to get to the pickles! Well, if that fool thinks he can outsmart me that easily, he’s in for a real surprise. First, I put on the armor. Bet he didn’t see that coming. Next, I’ll go to that mountain and liquidate those pickles right in front of him! Though, I’ve never heard that word before. At least he has a good vocabulary. The word is just so much fancier than just “eat”. I assume it means to eat and drink at the same time, using my superior knowledge of word roots. But now, to prove him wrong. I reply with a clever, “Yes, Sir!,” and take the map.
_________

Urzog accepts the orc’s offer and equips the armor.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [No sign-up required] Bluji's Christmas Calendar 2014!

December 19: Remembrance
To: You
You might be wondering where this letter came from. A unknown address from a faraway place? Well, you know who I am as much as I know who you are. The fact of the matter is, though… I’m a fat, rich bastard who hardly has any responsibilities in life. As much as people like me hate going to school, is as much as people like you would love to go. So, I suppose the very least I can do is try to help a little. It’s hard to write a letter to a random member of the lower class. This is the reason that people are still poor, as far as I can see. People blame it on corruption and ignorance and crime, and I’ll admit that that is part of it. However, in reality, the reason that people are poor is that, to a rich, or middle class person, thinking about the poor-no, thinking about you- is painful. We don’t want to admit that people like you exist. And this inability of people leads to people like you existing. However, there are people who care, who have felt your pain. And these brave people are doing everything they can to help. There are charities all over now, and more are cropping up as you read this. From the traditional just donate money charity to more creative, easy to use ones that anyone could and should use, the condition of earth is improving every day, even as the newstories tell of it’s oncoming destruction. The way I see it, we’re quickly approaching a point where we will either finally be able to limit the suffering that goes on every day, or a point where all the suffering will disappear forever. Until that happens, enjoy what you do have. Friends, family, free time… it may not be food or money, but it’s something that is more important. It’s easy for me to say, I suppose, as I’ve never faced the kinds of things you undoubtedly have. But, I value my parents more than food or money. Stay optimistic. The last stretch of a race may be the hardest, but in the same way, it’s the easiest.
~A hopeful admirer

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Last 3 Letters into 3 New Words

Intellegent viscous elephants

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Always open][LABYRINTHIUM] Heroes - Day 8: Tree-sure

Urzog
“Are you sure that you want to be a merc?” Asks the guard. Of course I’m sure. I’m not a idiot, I’ve thoroughly researched my choice. I asked 2 whole different people. What a- WAIT. DID HE JUST SAYARMOR? I WANT ARMOR! ARMOR IS SO COOL AND GLISTENING AND FASHIONABLE! WHAT WAS I THINKING? Okay, calm down Urzog, it’s a trap, it’s a trap…ooh monies, you say? Hmm… and pickles. Those are pretty good, and I’m a bit hungry after all the animal hunting…hmm… DEAL! Now, I have to sound smart, like I’m not sure I want the position or not… “Mmm, Mmm, Mmm Hmm” Oh yeah. Nothing smarter than think grunts. Next comes bragging. “Yes, I beat up human and wolf and shaman”. Now that he’s in awe, I begin the negotiations. “Sure. Accept your offer. Now, GIMME ARMOR! Mean, give armor me. And pickles where?”


Urzog falls for the trap. He’s a guard now. Poor, Stupid, Poor, Urzog.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Always open][LABYRINTHIUM] Heroes - Day 8: Tree-sure

Urzog
I come back from hunting after 73 hours to turn in my meat to the barracks. While I’m there, I remember that I had wanted to sign up as a recruit previously. Yeah, that happened. I come up to the orc at front. There’s a different one up there this time-though he still looks equally terrifying. I remember what happened last time, and flex my muscles while I ask him to sign me up as a mercenary, so he won’t think I’m a weakling. Truly, he must be impressed at my sheer amount of power. Heh. This time I know I’ll get a good quest. I can feel it. I can take care of puppies like he last time in my sleep, so I can only hope I am confronted with at least a small challenge.


Coming back to da game! 1.5C + 0.15 exp*73=110.C:+11XP (rounded up by .5/.05)
Lemme try and get a quest at the barracks. I attempt sign up as a merc.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List(current round:USA Christmas Dishes)

Does swiss army knife count?
If not, I choose leg brace
I’m surprised nobody has said in in the context of a person yet

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [No sign-up required] Bluji's Christmas Calendar 2014!

(Nice ‽ mark uzz-and you thought I wouldn’t notice)
Happy Holi-Dee-Lenny Dee
Now, before I say anything, I just want to affirm that my knowledge of music and people is low. I am not very good at this. But here’s what I thought about it. The overall album was nothing special, to be sure. Just old Christmas songs everyone has heard, but with some skipped beats and a uplifting, remix sound. I honestly don’t know what to say about it- it wasn’t burning my ears the whole way through, and I might listen to it if it came up on the radio, but I wouldn’t really go home, search it up, buy it/download it illegally a million times, and tell all my friends about it. Then again, I haven’t done that for any song as of yet. One thing I did like was that there was no singing in the background. I personally always find singing to be the most annoying part of most songs with it.
I’ll go in depth with just one song. The track Jingle Bell Rock was pretty jazzy, with a variety of instruments and a slightly different feel than the original. It’s still just a copy of the old one though, and so not very new and impressive. Of course, there was no singing (horray!). Overall, I don’t think I would put it on the worst 50 list- though I don’t know what the competition was- it was pretty good. I give it three jingling bells out of five.

 
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Topic: Card Hunter / Hints for new players

Wait, so I shoud not sell my seemingly useless loot? LIES

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, it makes time continue while the sand falls.
I wish to see a sandfall

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Kongregate Game, User, and Forum Trivia Game! [Double Point Friday COMPLETED!]

Originally posted by andyb112 (undefined):

How are all the questions hard they are actually easy.

It depends if he’s going by games that still exist or by the actual first game. I’m pretty sure that the newest game according to kong actually has a ID of like 7 or something.

 
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Topic: Technical Support / "Originally posted by [username] (undefined):"

Originally posted by Holy2334 (undefined):
Originally posted by adv0catus:

“(undefined)” has started appearing after someone’s username when you quote them.

[Edit: It’s not happening consistently (or at least a pattern isn’t readily apparent) and it seems to have started a half hour ago.]

Like this?

Edit: Like That ^

Huh, happening to me too. You can erase the undefined, though. Just did it here ^. Still, it’s there.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, it doesn’t work.
I wish for better programmers that could make it work

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List(current round:USA Christmas Dishes)

Bloons

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but now all of your turns will be skipped
I wish to know how to make hover text, plz tell meh

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Live, Die, Die Live and Die.

Blinded, your ship crashes into me, where I
A. Soften your landing, and force you to survive
and
B. Die a horrible, bloody death.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [No sign-up required] Bluji's Christmas Calendar 2014!

Christmas Edition:
MardekRPG Christmas
Taking place right after the first game, Mardek and Deugan prepare to spend a heartwarming YALORTmas with their families. The duo imagine that they are helping santa to deliver presents, and run house to house, with the goal of talking to everyone and giving them a Candy Cane that they had previously gotten from their moms. However, they find themselves one candy cane short. As they don’t feel like buying any from the store, – and anyways, the only thing stores sell are swords and potions – they must find another place to get a candy cane. Luckily, for some reason, nearly every member of town is talking about the rumored “Candy Cane Crystal”, which has been said to be in an ancient temple in the forest. Mardek and Deugan proceed to go to the temple to find the crystal, but find their way blocked by A massive wall of snowmen and Insert adjective here elves. Beating down there cunning foes with naught but their fierce sticks and imaginations, Mardek advances to the candy cane. Finally, when they get there, they encounter a large green monstrosity. Using the health-restoring sweets, defensive candies, and other such YALORTmastime trinkets found in the temple, they destroy the Grinch and take the candy. Next, they make a startling discovery about rohoph’s past. Apparently, he was a leading member of Santa’s sleigh pulling organization, and had a red nose. After learning this, Mardek announces his reaction and discusses it with duegan in a absolutely hilarious way, no doubt, and they head home to drink hot chocolate and sit by the warmth of the fire and tell stories of great adventurers.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List(current round:USA Christmas Dishes)

Alphabet song
-idk