Recent posts by AlextheGreat13 on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / what does the f next to some names mean?

The F stands for failure.

Kongregate assigns this label only to the absolute worst people on the website. I used to be in this category until I redeemed myself.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / have you evr opened up a fursuit

Um, I don’t think you understand what a furry is.

You see, it’s not actually a suit. All furries were created as a result of genetic experiments gone wrong. Any furries you see actually used to be people once. Now they’re just shadows of their former selves.

It’s kind of sad, really.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How often do you wear out your shoes/buy new shoes?

I’ve got several pairs of shoes that are each kind of worn out, but still usable. I simply wear whichever pair is in the least tattered condition at any given time. I plan to keep doing this until none of my shoes are even remotely usable.

In each of them, the sole is worn pretty thin, and the bottoms are worn smooth. On one, there’s a crack along the bottom which only creates problems on rainy or snowy days when moisture can seep in and get my socks wet. In most of them, the back of the shoe where the heel of my foot slides past when I put it on has been thoroughly eroded.

I don’t have any shoes that are less than a year old, though I don’t think I have any that are older than five years.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Gardevoir is a really cool Pokémon. (In a non-creepy way) Who agrees?

Honestly, I think the fairy-psychic typing is really good. It absolutely destroys fighting types, and is also great for fighting dragons. The psychic type makes up for fairy’s weakness to poison, and the fairy type makes up for psychic’s weakness to dark.

It’s a pretty solid Pokémon.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / When did you last get a haircut?

On the day my cat died. December 20, 2015. It was the Sunday before Christmas.

My cat was old, about 19, and he was getting really sick. The plan was to take him to the vet that Monday. He would either receive treatment or be put down, he just had to survive the weekend.

My hair at that point was exceedingly long, and was a bit of a nuisance. I had decided to get it cut partly out of practicality and partly just to mix up my appearance.

When I got home, my cat was dead. He was already in rigor mortis. I found a box for him, and my parents and I went into the backyard and buried him.

But damn I looked fine in my new haircut. Also there were a bit of tears.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Are you a moderator/admin on any websites?

I used to be a forum moderator on some weird little gaming website. You guys have probably never heard of it.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / So I was browsing Steam and found this.

Originally posted by MaginManiac7:

[User-Defined Tags]

Oh, whoops. I guess it was the middle schoolers after all.


Guys, I’m an idiot.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / So I was browsing Steam and found this.

Why is “Memes” a tag on this? What does this have to do with memes? I can just imagine a group of marketers talking amongst themselves saying, “Hey, I heard there were these may-may things that seem really popular amongst the kids these days. We should say our headset thingy has something to do with these may-mays!”

And then they can make the advertisements like this:

Goddammit, if middle schoolers weren’t annoying enough with their meme obsession, it seems that corporations can pick up the slack for them.


Edit: After reassessing the situation, I realize that my feelings of disgust were misdirected. We should direct our vitriol towards the users of Steam, and not to the creators of this stupid, overpriced, gimmicky, piece-of-shit hardware.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Just found out something depressing.

In the meantime, if you want to improve your English grammar I might suggest just making the habit of reading stuff in English on a daily basis (Novels can be amusing, but magazines could do. Not all news websites are well edited.)

Geez. I thought I was condescending.

Nevermind, I’m just an idiot who doesn’t read what others have said.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How are you NOT feeling right now?

I guess I don’t feel angry or afraid right now; I’m not really euphoric either.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / forum bug

I got there by editing the URL.

http://www.kongregate.com/forums/2-off-topic/topics/606860-do-you-ever-go-to-starbucks?page=2

But that’s still a worrisome bug.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If you have to choose one video game.....

I’m playing a game right now called Read Only Memories that seems like a tempting choice. It’s very diverse and inclusive, plus there’s plenty of cool technologies to boot, but there’s also plenty of cyberpunk dystopian shit to deal with, like privatized police and socioeconomic stratification.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Just found out something depressing.

It’s the galaxies that are getting farther apart, not the individual stars within them. The stars we see in nighttime constellations aren’t getting farther away from us. In addition, the galaxies moving away from each other is a general trend. The Andromeda Galaxy, for example, is moving towards us and will collide with the Milky Way Galaxy in about a billion years.

I mean, the stars in the nighttime sky will eventually dim, but that’d be as a result of those stars dying, not moving away from us.

Also, [Puts on fedora and glues on fake neckbeard] religion isn’t really a sufficient means to cope with the mortality of ourselves and of the universe overall. True meaning must come from seeing the universe as it is (cruel, uncaring, temporary, and purposeless) yet finding a reason to live anyway.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Rate the song above you. V.2

5/10

Kinda low brow, kinda xenophobic, kinda jingoistic. Yet it could still be worse.

Turboslash – Transphere

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What timezone is on the MOON ?

They probably use Coordinated Unitiversal Time (UTC). It’s the same as GMT, so +0 hours.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Rate the song above you. V.2

4/10

Some of the audio effects were annoying, and the melody wasn’t particularly catchy.

Dynatron – Pulse Power

 
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Topic: Off-topic / gayest video game character

Now that I think of it, I’m having trouble coming up with literally gay video game characters. If you’re limiting your definition to homosexual male characters, then I can’t think of any. If you mean gay as queer in general, then Liara from Mass Effect is bisexual, and Alphys and Undyne from Undertale are in a lesbian relationship.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / This place sells ostrich burgers should I try one?

No, those are actually burgers for ostriches. You need to find a place that sells human burgers and eat those.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / what the i need help

Are you sure the image you’re using fits the right parameters? It has to be an image file, and it has to be at least 140 × 140 pixels. Also, if you don’t use a square image, then it’ll be stretched to fit into a square.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / hey gays im a good drawer this is my drawing take a look =)

A good drawer? If you don’t mind me asking, are you part of a dresser, a desk, or a cabinet?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What was the last thing you copy/pasted?

http://i.imgur.com/pIwOuwA.gifv

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is the latest anime you watched?

Perfect Blue.

It was awkward, confusing and horrifying, but still a worthwhile experience.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ur army

A robot army. They won’t defect. They won’t get sick. They won’t need food. If they get destroyed, they’re easily replaced.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I made you a salad....

Are the birds butchered and cooked? If so, then maybe.

If they’re still squawking and chirping at me, I might have some hesitation.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do you like parties?

Generally not. I really like outings with small groups of friends, but nothing big. As such, I don’t really go to parties. I also don’t drink alcohol at all.