Recent posts by AlextheGreat13 on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / Use this tool to figure out your top ten favorite Pokemon.

It will show two Pokemon at a time and you have to pick one of them to eliminate the other. Since there’s 718 to go through, you’ll probably be making a lot of split-second decisions, revealing the top one to be a result of your subconscious or whatever.

Out of all 718, here’s my top ten:

Shuckle is apparently my favorite of all time.

I also did it for just the First Generation Pokemon and got this:

So how about you guys?

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Topic: Off-topic / Go to

Seems okay, I guess.

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Topic: Off-topic / Unfortunate Kongregate mistypes

Kongrecrate: This website is now a delivery service.

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Topic: Off-topic / [Survey] The People of OT 2016

Originally posted by Cwovictor:

You are either born with or without a dick.

And that would be sex, not gender.

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Topic: Off-topic / [Survey] The People of OT 2016

“Biological gender.”

There’s nothing biological about gender. I think the word you’re looking for is sex, but even then, biological sex means absolutely nothing unless you want to have sex with the person.

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Topic: Off-topic / You're an Elementalist. Pick one element before entering the thread.

I picked hydrogen.

I’m going to use it to make an H-Bomb so I can nuke the nuke before I get nuked.

What could possibly go wrong?

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Topic: Off-topic / Explain your avatar

It’s Søren Kierkegaard wearing a pair of sunglasses.

Kierkegaard was a Danish existentialist philosopher whose insights into anxiety, suffering, angst, etc. lead to him being considered as the grandfather of psychology.

The sunglasses make him look cool.

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Topic: Off-topic / You're a Geomancer. Pick on type of mineral before entering the thread.


I guess I could make something cool out of $200 dollars worth of it.

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Topic: Off-topic / Coffee or tea?

I gotta say I’m firmly on Team Tea. Tea is way better than coffee. It’s simpler to make and tastes better.

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Topic: Off-topic / The moderators of this forum are gay.

But if you mean it as an insult, then you’re the the one being homophobic.

Also, locking a thread doesn’t mean that the moderator finds it insulting. Sometimes there are just shitty threads, ya know?

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Topic: Off-topic / What is your favorite Video Game Girl?

Gotta go with Tali’Zorah from Mass Effect.

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Topic: Off-topic / Should me and and my brothers be allowed watch and play whatever we want?

Originally posted by Holy2334:

I’ve been playing GTA since I was 6.
>Haven’t killed anybody.
>Haven’t stolen any cars.
>Haven’t went into any strip clubs.
>Haven’t had the heartstopper burger.

Tell your parents about me and they’ll let you play. I’ve played it and I’m perfectly fine :D


Now I’m in college getting straight A’s and I was even a forum moderator once.

I’m truly the pinnacle of humanity, and I owe it all to playing video games that weren’t intended for my age.

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Topic: Off-topic / The Nintendo 3DS doesn't come with a charger?!!

Originally posted by Niceman21:

want my imgur collection of pokemon hentai to make you happy

My pride says no, but my curiosity says yes.

You know how when you’re playing an RPG and an NPC offers you a quest that sounds absurd and unreasonable, but you accept it anyway, because why the fuck are you playing the game if you’re not accepting the quests? That’s how I feel right now. If you must, pm it to me.

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Topic: Off-topic / The Nintendo 3DS doesn't come with a charger?!!

What the fuck is this shit?!

I was looking forward to playing stuff like Mario Kart and Pokemon on my new 3DS I got today, but apparently it didn’t come with a charger! What the fuck, Nintendo?!

Now I have to wait until tomorrow to go get one. Geez, Nintendo, what a way to ruin Christmas.

So what pathetic first-world problems are you facing, spoiled children of OT?

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Topic: Off-topic / Rate the song above you. V.2

The video you linked to was taken down. This is the same song, right?


Meh, it’s okay.

David Bowie – The Man Who Sold the World

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Topic: Off-topic / I'm leaving forrealz

I will mourn your passing from the Internet into the real world, Azn. May your next life be a joyous one.

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Topic: Off-topic / You're a Pirate. Pick one game before entering the thread.

I picked Bingo.

I guess I just sit, wait, and hope I get lucky.

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Topic: Off-topic / Would you pay 500$ for me to hug you?

Under communism, all hugs would be free.

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Topic: Off-topic / my laptop is making noise

Originally posted by yeasy:

How old is it?

Fan’s quality might be gettin’ worse.
As long as it works and you’re not really gaming (full efficiency), no need to worry.
You could always check temperatures in case of problems.

A busted fan can be lethal for computers.

There are external fans you can attach to your laptop that might help. Getting the internal fan replaced would be a better option, though it would undoubtedly be more expensive.

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Topic: Off-topic / I might start watching anime after seeing this

Well, I guess if that’s what you’re into, then I won’t judge. To each their own, you know?

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Topic: Off-topic / Rate the song above you. V.2


Pretty good.

The Cranberries – Dreams

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Topic: Off-topic / I HAVE NO FRIENDS OR FANS!!!!

Well your account is only two days old. What did you expect?

Just hang out a while. You’ll accumulate some.

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Topic: Off-topic / Daily Dose of Questions (DDoQ) Day #6: Name your idol on

Gevock has always been an admirable guy to me.

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Topic: Off-topic / If you could live in any game which one would you choose?

I think the Pokemon universe wouldn’t be too bad. There doesn’t seem to be any poverty and there are some nice places to live. You’d just have to put up with the fact that everyone in the world is weirdly obsessed with Pokemon and that 10-year-olds are walking around with WMDs in their pockets.

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Topic: Off-topic / 10,000,000th post.

You’re talking about the 10 millionth post, but we’re only at 2.8 million.

We’re probably not gonna get there within a decade. There’s a strong chance OT might not even last that long. If this forum is still around then, then I bet it’ll be someone who hasn’t even created an account yet that gets it.