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Topic: Off-topic / Rate the song above you. V.2

Ruff n Smooth – Swagger

2/10

Complete lack of depth; the autotune makes it sound terrible; a good example of the egocentric hedonism prevalent in modern society.

Fun – We Are Young

7/10

Has a pretty good sound.

The Police – Message in a Bottle

Topic: Off-topic / The Police

They’re a pretty good band.

Topic: Off-topic / worst place to have a mosquito bite?

I’m not sure if it would be worse inside a nostril or in the mouth.

Topic: Off-topic / Valedictorians, unite!

Originally posted by AllStarDominatio:

Post your speech here!

It’s a bit generic and clichéd, but here you go:

It certainly feels as though we’ve all been in school for a long time, but I can assure you that when future historians write our biographies, everything we’ve done so far in life will only be a paragraph.
I’m not saying this to undermine our accomplishments so far; I say it because this is the point where our lives are about to get interesting.
We are 147 people about to go in 147 different directions. It’s anyone’s guess where we will find ourselves in ten, twenty, or fifty years, but this is the point where we diverge. This is the point where we choose our paths and shape our futures.
I do not doubt that some of us will make more money than others, nor do I doubt that not all of us will follow the paths we plan now, but instead we’ll find ourselves where we least expect to be.
Wherever you are, and whatever you do, I’m sure you can find success in your own way. We are very much in charge of our destinies now. Simply go where you want to go, and you will find yourself where you want to be.

Topic: Off-topic / Valedictorians, unite!

Originally posted by MlleBunneh:

Alex, I think you’re the only one in this place.

I’m definitely not valedictorian.

It’s so lonely at the top.

Topic: Off-topic / Do you like tea?

I love tea. I mostly drink black and Earl Grey.

Topic: Off-topic / Valedictorians, unite!

I just had my graduation ceremony in which I was a valedictorian. I gave a speech, got a sweet medal, and all of that.

Are any of you valedictorians?

Topic: Off-topic / Lego

I’d like them more if they weren’t so expensive.

Topic: Off-topic / Suggest an invention from the Renaissance that I should do a research project on

Originally posted by LukeMann:

Do it on the Essay style of writing.

More of a style than an invention, but that’s clever.

Topic: Off-topic / Suggest an invention from the Renaissance that I should do a research project on

Originally posted by Mike_Ehrmantraut:

>.bc.ca

Das creepy.

Alright, this one seems less ugly and more trustworthy.

Topic: Off-topic / Suggest an invention from the Renaissance that I should do a research project on

I found some strange website done in Comic Sans that might help.

http://nides.bc.ca/Assignments/Invent69/Renaissance1.htm

If given the assignment, I think I would choose clocks.

Topic: Off-topic / Xbox One will make you buy a license to play with your friends D: D: D:

This reminds me of a story I came across recently.

http://i.imgur.com/Zq7klcs.png

Topic: Off-topic / ITT: We discuss the pros and cons of console gaming vs. PC gaming

Given some of the crap they’re doing with the Xbox One, I think I’ll go with PC gaming.

Topic: Off-topic / Do you use the "Off Topics" of other forums?

I used to be a part of a role-playing community, though it was small and gradually died out.

Topic: Off-topic / Xbox One will make you buy a license to play with your friends D: D: D:

Well, I’m done with gaming forever.

Topic: Off-topic / What's your blood type?

Originally posted by MrSalvador:

Your legs and dignity.

Tempting, but I’ll pass.

Topic: Off-topic / What's your blood type?

Originally posted by MrSalvador:

Give me your blood.

All of it.

How much are your offering?

Topic: Off-topic / What's your blood type?

O negative. I can give blood to any of you.

Topic: Off-topic / This forum needs likes

Although I prefer the simplistic layout of this forum, it would prevent people from quoting things without adding anything to them.

On the other hand, it would lead to endless like-whoring.

Also, screw signatures. You want a signature? Put it on your profile and people can read it when they click on your username.

Topic: Off-topic / OT do you even lift?

Nope.

Topic: Off-topic / What Are You Going To Do With Your Body When You Die?

They could toss it into a ditch for all I care.

Topic: Off-topic / What is the point of a complicated and expensive lethal injection?

But there’s still the court costs that go along with any sort of execution. Plus, lethal injection doesn’t mutilate the body.

Topic: Off-topic / I pre-ordered GTAV

That depends. How many times have you been shot?

Topic: Off-topic / Rate the song above you. V.2

1/10

Screaming, lots of static, low quality, not really any melody. I guess some techno sounds can be faintly heard in the background, though they’re constantly interrupted by the senseless screaming.

Symphony of the United Colors – Vicente Bueso

Topic: Off-topic / EXCLUSIVE Photo of New XBOX One

lmao fucking huge
will not buy

But then you could live inside it!

Anyways, the first Xbox was worth it for Knights of the Old Republic and the first two Halo games.