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Topic: Off-topic / I got 50 lykz on ma new FB profyl picture

What the hell are you even trying to say?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Username Into a Face

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Sometimes I wonder how we all ended up here

Warlords: Call to Arms.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / the best of the best (tv 2013 semi-final remastered)

I can’t believe this. Every time I come back to this terrible forum I find the exact same garbage been posted. It is like this place never changes.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What are you?

I’m an a.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ZIMMERMAN FOUND NOT GUILTY ABANDON FLORIDA ASAP

There won’t be any serious riots. This isn’t Canada where people riot over nothing.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ZIMMERMAN FOUND NOT GUILTY ABANDON FLORIDA ASAP

JUSTICE FOR TRAYVON
JUSTICE FOR TRAYVON
JUSTICE FOR TRAYVON

NO JUSTICE NO PEACE

 
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Topic: Off-topic / NEW AVATAR MONTH SUGGESTION!!!!!

We should have oats month to encourage the consumption of oats.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I think i found the worst game on kongregate...

That game is great in comparison to the rest of the rubbish carelessly thrown onto this site.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / rand paul filibustering

#STANDWITHRAND #YOLO #SWAG

RON PAUL 2012 RAND PAUL 2016

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How to be a PC fanboy who hates consoles

I actually decided to custom build my own PC and was shocked to find how much of a scam they are! I’m using the cheapest items I can find and it still costs thousands and thousands of dollars.

http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=9SIA19P0BW5238: 1 gb of ram for $400 × 8 for 8 gbs of ram = $3200 to match the PS4! It’s not even DDR5!

http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16814133347: This was the best video card I could find. It wasn’t even close to as good as the PS4’s, at it costs $4000. Absolutely insane.

http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16813121707: $3000 for a motherboard. Doesn’t even have any reviews so its probably terrible and will be broken upon arrival.

http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16859107207: $6500 hard drive. Not even solid state.

http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16816102288: $30000 “PROMISE Vtrak” operating system. Probably sucks, but it is going to cost way more if you want to buy into Windows, Linux, or Macintosh.

http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16859222069: $730 for audio. Can’t even find anything else, you literally have to take apart a laptop to get audio!

http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=9SIA00Y0BJ4625: $650 just for the coolant! This means you are going to have to be constantly buying and using these $650 jugs of coolant just to keep your computer running. At my estimates, it will cost around $911880 and five cents in coolant just to keep your computer running. You also have to factor in the cost of personal worker who will be willing to slave around your supposedly “beast” machine just to keep it cool, which will cost minimum wage in your state/province/country, unless it is an illegal immigrant in which case you will probably be able to get around a 50% discount.

http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=9SIA00X0001HW5: Processor for $100000? Is this some kind of a joke?

How do PC users actually justify this scam? This is a travesty upon game players everywhere! It costs $147430 just to purchase the computer. Cooling it will cost an additional $332836218.25 per year. Electricity costs are going to really gut your wallet, as you also have to consider they are constantly going up. It is about $10 per watt where I live, and I am in one of the cheapest areas in the country, so I’m going to assume it will cost at least $100 per watt anywhere else. It takes around 384.6 yottawatts to power this computer, so the cost will be around $3846000000000000000000000000 in power per year.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How to be a PC fanboy who hates consoles

1. Wrong. It actually costs $1000000 after you factor in all the shipping, the extra ram, and the phlosobidirector.
2. PCcies are so stupid when they say this. Consoles run at 30 FPS on graphically inferior games because they are graphically up to date. It’s not like you can see more than 30 FPS, anyways, am I right?
3. PC fanboys are truly the worst because only they do this.
4. PC fanboys are truly the worst because only they do this.
5. It is because the PC elite think they are better than everyone else with their disposable income. I do not have this, so that is why I go with the superior console experience.
6. PC users are always being hypocritical like this. I’ve found that it is much easier to use the slow and inaccurate controllers to aim when I play Team Fortress 2. I often top the scoreboard because of my superior Xbox controller.
7. Such ignorance on their part. Mods aren’t even good because they are just like games but for the PC bums who think they are better than everyone else without their disposable income. I do have this, so that is why I go with the superior pay for all the extra content console experience.

10/10, you sure showed those PCcies who think they know anything about true gaming like us console players.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / its OK not to drink

Originally posted by SocialSynergy:

The thread does not have a gender, therefore it is impossible to determine the sexual orientation of it.

DISGUSTING BIGOT. Just because this thread is inanimate does not mean it shouldn’t get the same rights as everyone else!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / My Avatar

Be totally cool and edgy by cropping a part of something that wouldn’t be allowed under normal circumstances. #YOLO #SWAG

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Runescape 2007

Jagex is holding a poll which will allow Runescape 2007 to come back. I’m sure this is all fantastic news for all of you, since you all obviously played one of the worst games of all time. You will only have to pay 15 dollars for membership and an additional fee for actual membership! Man, Jagex sure is generous!

Discuss this poll and Jagex’s infinite generosity and wisdom.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Christopher "Chocolate Nightmare" Dorner Is Dead

Originally posted by superfastjelly:

So the LAPD illegally sets a cabin on fire, refuses to allow the fire department for 40 minutes to put out the fire they made, and then backpedal on Dorner being dead or if it was even him. When they could have just found another way into the home and take him alive. Above everything else they’ve done like speculation of using a drone, death sentence the state has banned, searching homes without warrants, shooting innocents, and declaring a no fly zone at one point, Dorner fucking won.

Dorner: 1
LAPD: 0

You are assuming anyone will actually care that the LAPD abused its power. There were no winners in this situation, only a loser.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Then Men Without Faces Are Out To Kill Me...

Why would you be afraid of a faceless man? He wouldn’t even be able to see you.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Christopher "Chocolate Nightmare" Dorner Is Dead

His body magically appeared and then disappeared because they couldn’t actually enter the house and then disappeared again. I think Dorner is really a magician who can turn invisible at will, fake deaths, and magically project bullets. Truly one of the greatest threats to our nation since the closing of Hostess. Can we even really say for certain that Chris Dorner exists? What if believing that he exists only makes him more powerful?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Equestria Girls

I can’t wait to watch the My Little Pony spin off that features humanized characters and I’m sure all of my fellow bronies will be just as excited. It will obviously be absolutely perfect, unlike the original show. How many of you are going to spend the rest of your lives watching this fantastic show? I know I will.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / My parents are forbidding me from drinking coffee.

That is a good thing. All drugs are bad and should be banned.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You are locked with a werewolf for 10 minutes..

Where am I locked?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / traveling fool

You clearly haven’t been here long if you think it is impossible to offend the morons that inhabit this dump.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The LAPD have caused more harm than good while on the man hunt for Chris "Chocolate Nightmare" Dorner

Hallucent, that part of the manifesto was faked. Don’t you keep up on any of the news?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You are locked in a room for five hours with an australopithecus, eighteen spatulas, a bottle of super glue, and a twenty-foot rope.

Use the superglue to tie the rope that I have converted into a noose to the ceiling.

Play hangman with the Australophithecus. Winner gets all the spatulas.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The LAPD have caused more harm than good while on the man hunt for Chris "Chocolate Nightmare" Dorner

So what do you guys think will happen to our favorite vigilante? I give him a week before he is caught and shot.