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Topic: General Gaming / What is the best RPG of all time?

I’m not sure if Flash games count, but my favorite is the Turnbased/Map hybrid Ge.ne.sis

 
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Topic: General Gaming / Learn To Fly 2 "It's Rob!" Medal

Every time I get Rise! I’m using the brick, so, I sink like a brick (pun intended)
It sucks, since, if you’re using Omglider you definitely get the High score

 
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Topic: Elements / insert your elements jokes here

Originally posted by baa410:

Not really a joke but…if someone can explain to me what this is…

It’s from an abomination.

I think its some kind of tail…

 
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Topic: Transformice / wow

low’ds of puns

 
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Topic: Elements / insert your elements jokes here

Originally posted by qazzaq123:

Copy all your text > Edit post> Paste all your text into 1 post > Save Changes then on the other 2 post click edit post > delete post (it’s in red).

k thanx

 
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Topic: Elements / insert your elements jokes here

I’VE GOT IT!!!! Yo momma’s so fat when she died the boneyard made three rows of skeletons
Yo momma’s so lazy she never attacks
Yo momma’s so fat and dumb she looked at sanctuary and said “I got a Tamagotchi!”
(incase you don’t know what a Tamagotchi is, it’s a handheld virtual pet)
Yo momma’s so fat you need five bottles of lucifrin to give her bioluminicsence,
and when you do, everyone is blinded
(bold means it’s the punchline)

 
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Topic: Elements / insert your elements jokes here

ROFL these are really good

 
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Topic: Elements / Easiest way to increase score?

everyone says to grind, even me, wich is kind of dissapointing.
all you can do is GRIND.

 
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Topic: Elements / insert your elements jokes here

Originally posted by DrOctaganapus2:
Originally posted by CrowbarOfJustice:
Originally posted by aeliviate:


Yo momma’s so fat not even Cloak can hide her
Yo momma’s so fat she broke the trebuchet when it tried to launch her
Yo momma’s so fat Fractal crashed the computer when it was cast on her
Yo momma’s so fat she sat on a burrowed shrieker and it died

Yea ik they are bad :/

this stuff is gold

your moms so fat she made Akebono say “DAYUMM!”
your moms so fat every time i use gravity pull on her my opponent ragequits, even hermes
your moms so old her and the pharaoh were preschool buddies
your moms so dumb she wondered what part of the lobotomizer was the business end and found out the hard way, she only got smarter
your moms so old when you use reverse time on her as a mummy she is still a mummy

Lol these are hilarious

Your Moms so fat when Choas Lord saw what was under her 13th flap, he said That is to much choas for even ME!"
Your Moms so fat when I used Lighting 6 times on her, she looked at me and sait If you scratch me one more time..!
Your Moms so fat when she died the Vulture became 100/101
Your Mom is so fat she breaks the weight of the Gravity Shield!
Your Mom is so fat when someone would summon her, she would take up the entire 3 rows of creatures
Your Moms so fat Elite Armargio and Massive Dragon in unison said DANG! I thought WE were fat!
Your Moms so fat she takes 3 rows of Gnome Gemfinders to generate the Earth Quanta to allow her to take one step
Your Moms so fat when I used reverse time on her, she took one step back
Your Moms so fat when someone uses momentum on her, she starts rolling
Your Moms so fat that not even ZANZ has enough computer space to make her a creature

those are really good, how about…
“yo mom’s so weak when you use antimatter on her she does 99 damage!”
mine’s not as good. o well

 
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Topic: Transformice / Music Parody

its not really secret