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Topic: Off-topic / The Official Hype Thread

I’m hyped for video games to crash again.
Don’t know when, don’t know how, but it needs to happen so some of the big players will fuck off.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Funniest lines in OT ?

Stopman on the scene! Where evil women are, Stopman will be! This woman has already killed 3 of her ex-boyfriends already, truly an evil bitch.

To punish those who cannot normally be punished, is the duty of me, Stopman.

There are no women who continue sinning after undergoing my punishment.


Now, time has stopped. Let us appreciate the moment.

Though her personality is crap, her face is sweet and innocent. Well, with her rotten inner character serving as a counterpoint, she truly is a walking poison fruit.

Now, how about we take a look at her naked body?


Hoho-this is my favorite body type.

The shape of her breasts is wonderful, almost like the fruits of heaven.

I’m going to enjoy this punishment.


Crotch voltage at maximum power!

Here comes the first strike of justice!

ZUGOOWELCH!’

RED REVOLVER 99!


fuh…huh…uh…hnng…huff…huh!
‘squelch!’ ‘squich!’ ‘zugoo!’ ‘arigatou!’ ‘squish!’


Uu, ti-tight! What resistance! But it’s a little slippery…

? What’s the meaning of this? She’s getting wet after I put it in… Well, this is a nice coincidence. Ohh, this is better than I expected. I’m just about to…


ZUGOOOIIIIIISH!’
FINISH!

This place sure is full of characters huh
But I love you guys nonetheless

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What was the last thing you copy/pasted?

Originally posted by aguspal:
Originally posted by YukkuriRemi:

Wtf has god to do with any of this?

hahaha look at this fucking jerk
he doesn’t recognize our holy native loli goddess of the great lake on the mountain, m’lady 諏訪子sama

On topic

Not clicking.

Also god as in dias17 claims.

It’s a cute manga about happy youkai you stupid fucking dork get a GRIP

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Youtube Gaming is doomed lol

Originally posted by burntfires22:
Originally posted by YukkuriRemi:

Yo Twitch interactivity died when they fucked it up and stretched the delay between chat and broadcaster from twenty seconds to over a minute so fuck that place

Seriously they don’t care about smaller, community-centric streams
They just care about that big giant esports dosh

Hahahaha this youtube thing can eat shit too though

Did they not have this thing where only gaming livestreams can be made?

That was when they separated from jtv, but they don’t enforce that shit at all
I’m talking about the huge fucking time delay that prevents viewers and streamers from having any sort of coherent, meaningful conversation without being in direct contact through a different medium

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What was the last thing you copy/pasted?

Wtf has god to do with any of this?

hahaha look at this fucking jerk
he doesn’t recognize our holy native loli goddess of the great lake on the mountain, m’lady 諏訪子sama

On topic

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Youtube Gaming is doomed lol

Yo Twitch interactivity died when they fucked it up and stretched the delay between chat and broadcaster from twenty seconds to over a minute so fuck that place

Seriously they don’t care about smaller, community-centric streams
They just care about that big giant esports dosh

Hahahaha this youtube thing can eat shit too though

 
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Topic: Off-topic / a kid fucking dies


Contributing

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do any of you guys still have that black dave morris photoshop?

yes christ thank you

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do any of you guys still have that black dave morris photoshop?

Title
I swear up and down I never deleted it but I’m having the damndest time finding it.
You’ve got to help me please

 
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Topic: Off-topic / DESCRIBE YOUR OWN AVATAR WITH 3 WORDS

Shijou Shijou Shijou

 
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Topic: Off-topic / curiosity is over

I, along with most everyone else, fucking called it.
Who didn’t expect it to be just some video of the pretentious prick preaching about his precious project?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / what are some good soda combinations

Ginger ale + orange juice
Nehi Peach + your mouth
And, oddly enough, Canada Dry + Seagram’s

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Hey OT.

If you’re cool like me, you probably live in a place where those school kids are getting ready for their final exams.
If you’re cool like me, you will probably try your best to have a great day.

Wait a minute.
You’re all cool like me.

Be cheery, keep your chin up, and have that great day you deserve.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Hey OT, let's go to Chernobyl

Oh boy

Visiting a gloomy old city in a gloomy old country so that I can see a bunch of feral cats and birds with cancer
Sounds like fun

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How long do you think it will take modders to get around all of Xbox One's bullshit features???

They’ll never get around ALL of them.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / 1000 things to do on an 8 hour car ride

92: dargons dogma
93: drive
94: eat a delicious Toblerone

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Have you ever simultaneously chewed gum and a cookie

That is the worst fucking thing
The cookie crumbs and debris start getting stuck on the gum, the gum gets mangled and tangled into the mess of cookie, and it ruins them both.
I end up spitting out half the mass of the cookie stuck on the gum because neither of them are worth anything in that condition.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Plot of Halo 5 leaked

Originally posted by Lightningcould:

Typical CoD fanboy.

Except these days there are almost NO bad relations between the two fanbases since CoD not only dominates the current shooter market, but continues to make actual progress with every other installment, whereas Halo is submitting to the “follow-the-leader” bullshit trend that is stagnating the entire industry.

One is currently at its peak and has been there for the past three or four years
The other peaked around 2007 and only dipped shortly after the release of Reach, just before that installment’s first (awful) map pack.

Halo 5’s story will continue on the same way H4’s did
Ur-Robodude will send his EVIL ROBO DUDE ARMY to earth and they will shoot human dudes in the face
Then spartan dudes will shoot robo dudes in their faces with shooty guns and press lots of buttons
Cortana will BE ALIVE?! OR MAYBE?! AND SHE’LL DIED?! ;;((((((
Jul M’dama will be there too with storm covenant but they will be there for no fucking reason unless master chief goes on the internet and looks it up

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I paid a girl $350 to cuddle for FOUR HOURS.

like a little girlfriend
avatar quote

The title had me expecting Zamininc
But I got a copypasta instead
What the fuck man

I mean, I’m not disappointed that I didn’t get zam but come on

 
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Topic: Off-topic / For the Pokemon Fans Out There, Take Your Best 6 Pokemon (You Can Combine Them Into A Team From Different Games), post Their Level, type, and what the Actual Pokemon Is

Dunsparce
Dunsparce
Dunsparce
Fuckin’ Torterra
Dunsparce

Honestly, it’s probably more like:
Feraligatr
Ho-Oh
Torterra
Bronzong
Sigilyph
And either Ampharos or Durant, depending on whether or not Ho-Oh and Sigilyph know electric moves

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I hated my face when I looked in the mirror.

Now I remember that I need to trim my moustache.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If you we're a anime character what would you be?

dragons dogma

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Homework music

btch pls ill tie u up

lol scrub im rope proof
i kild a man wit my hands
u aint evn big

only listens to the big 10

The classics are dull
Classical style is good shit
But jazz is top tier

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Homework music

I dnt even hav to lift my dick to fuck ur ass up

1v1 me bich
il make ur face look like butt
o wait it does now

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Homework music

Soft, slowish jazz.

What the fuck, yes I do, you dumb girl

lol u fkin scrub
how about u fite me now
il beet ur bich as