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Topic: Off-topic / DESCRIBE YOUR OWN AVATAR WITH 3 WORDS

Shijou Shijou Shijou

 
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Topic: Off-topic / curiosity is over

I, along with most everyone else, fucking called it.
Who didn’t expect it to be just some video of the pretentious prick preaching about his precious project?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / what are some good soda combinations

Ginger ale + orange juice
Nehi Peach + your mouth
And, oddly enough, Canada Dry + Seagram’s

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Hey OT.

If you’re cool like me, you probably live in a place where those school kids are getting ready for their final exams.
If you’re cool like me, you will probably try your best to have a great day.

Wait a minute.
You’re all cool like me.

Be cheery, keep your chin up, and have that great day you deserve.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Hey OT, let's go to Chernobyl

Oh boy

Visiting a gloomy old city in a gloomy old country so that I can see a bunch of feral cats and birds with cancer
Sounds like fun

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How long do you think it will take modders to get around all of Xbox One's bullshit features???

They’ll never get around ALL of them.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / 1000 things to do on an 8 hour car ride

92: dargons dogma
93: drive
94: eat a delicious Toblerone

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Have you ever simultaneously chewed gum and a cookie

That is the worst fucking thing
The cookie crumbs and debris start getting stuck on the gum, the gum gets mangled and tangled into the mess of cookie, and it ruins them both.
I end up spitting out half the mass of the cookie stuck on the gum because neither of them are worth anything in that condition.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Plot of Halo 5 leaked

Originally posted by Lightningcould:

Typical CoD fanboy.

Except these days there are almost NO bad relations between the two fanbases since CoD not only dominates the current shooter market, but continues to make actual progress with every other installment, whereas Halo is submitting to the “follow-the-leader” bullshit trend that is stagnating the entire industry.

One is currently at its peak and has been there for the past three or four years
The other peaked around 2007 and only dipped shortly after the release of Reach, just before that installment’s first (awful) map pack.

Halo 5’s story will continue on the same way H4’s did
Ur-Robodude will send his EVIL ROBO DUDE ARMY to earth and they will shoot human dudes in the face
Then spartan dudes will shoot robo dudes in their faces with shooty guns and press lots of buttons
Cortana will BE ALIVE?! OR MAYBE?! AND SHE’LL DIED?! ;;((((((
Jul M’dama will be there too with storm covenant but they will be there for no fucking reason unless master chief goes on the internet and looks it up

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I paid a girl $350 to cuddle for FOUR HOURS.

like a little girlfriend
avatar quote

The title had me expecting Zamininc
But I got a copypasta instead
What the fuck man

I mean, I’m not disappointed that I didn’t get zam but come on

 
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Topic: Off-topic / For the Pokemon Fans Out There, Take Your Best 6 Pokemon (You Can Combine Them Into A Team From Different Games), post Their Level, type, and what the Actual Pokemon Is

Dunsparce
Dunsparce
Dunsparce
Fuckin’ Torterra
Dunsparce

Honestly, it’s probably more like:
Feraligatr
Ho-Oh
Torterra
Bronzong
Sigilyph
And either Ampharos or Durant, depending on whether or not Ho-Oh and Sigilyph know electric moves

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I hated my face when I looked in the mirror.

Now I remember that I need to trim my moustache.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If you we're a anime character what would you be?

dragons dogma

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Homework music

btch pls ill tie u up

lol scrub im rope proof
i kild a man wit my hands
u aint evn big

only listens to the big 10

The classics are dull
Classical style is good shit
But jazz is top tier

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Homework music

I dnt even hav to lift my dick to fuck ur ass up

1v1 me bich
il make ur face look like butt
o wait it does now

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Homework music

Soft, slowish jazz.

What the fuck, yes I do, you dumb girl

lol u fkin scrub
how about u fite me now
il beet ur bich as

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Anime Addicts Anonymous (AAA)

Originally posted by Mansmany:

Date-A-Live

seems like a generic comedy ecchi romance action harem

It is.
But it’s fun.

Nyaruko is 120% best show of this season so far, as expected

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Anime Addicts Anonymous (AAA)

Originally posted by Mansmany:
Originally posted by Fyre_Hawk:

I wonder how many times in the Full Metal Alchemist series the title is dropped.

That doesn’t make sense.

on offhand, let’s start reviewing anime of this season.

Hataraku Maou-sama!: Pretty funny on comedy, plot is getting interesting, although the transition in pace is a bit weird. I think this will be a solid 7 or 8.

Devil Survivor 2 – The animation: Animation is gorgeous, plot should be good, high hopes.

Dansai Bunri no Crime Edge – Animation is nice and sharp, the plot seems a bit meh, I see problems in the future.

Shingeki no Kyojin – most anticipiated I have strong hopes they don’t fuck this one up.

Oreimo S2 – They’re squeezing too many volumes in a short amount of episodes. Not expecting this to turn out well.

Demons and Macdonalds is looking to be absolutely fantastic so far, though his coworker’s young breasts are grossly (both in severity and in ickiness) disproportionate and it unnerves me.

Persona-But-Not-Fucking-Boring seems pretty good, too.

Creepy-ass hair fetish show, while the MC is goddamn creepy, is really interesting and oddly fun to watch.

GIANTS SHOW is FLAWLESS and I COULD WISH FOR NOTHING BETTER UNLESS IT ALSO HAD DINOSAURS which would be 130% perfect

Mermaid comedy had a fantastic first episode and the intro is godly.

Dragon girls seems pretty good. Nothing particularly amazing, but pretty good.

Date-A-Live is pretty great. Nothing much to say about it except that it’s really great.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Touhou Thread

New fighting game will be out soon
God damn I can’t wait to get a good explanation of the awkward new controls
I hope I can still collect bunches of spell cards because having a massive movelist is my hype

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Hey OT.

Originally posted by ritzfitz91:

Good Afternoooon Townsville.

Today was quite a great day, the birds were singing, the trees are blooming, and it’s 90 fuckign degrees in April after it snowed last week.

Stay Classy, OT.

Fuck this weather.
But at least we’re all still alive and well enough to have access to the internet, and in turn, Barry White.

Stay happy, OT. After all, I love you THIIIIS MUCH

no homo though bro

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Medal of Honor Warfighter or Battlefield 3

That’s like asking me if I wanted to be anally penetrated by a hot stovepipe filled with boiling tar
Or go out to a so-so restaraunt and leave full, but somewhat disappointed.

Halo 4’s story

CEEF YOU HAVE TO PUSH BOTTUNS ADN SHOOT THE ROBOT DUDES
“O NO CROTANA IS DIEING ;;((”
(insert sixty instances of ridiculous plot armor)
CEEF YOU KILD DA BAD GUY WITH SPACE TOILET QTE. YOU GET THE MEDAL OF HONOR AND BECOME WARFIGHTER
the end

 
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Topic: Off-topic / why do people think horror movies are scary

Tips on how improve your horror movie experience:
Try watching it during the piss hours of the morning in an environment you’re not completely comfortable with. If there are windows, doors, or other potential entrances nearby, I find that helps unnerve me.
Make sure your sound is good. Use decent-quality headphones (not earbuds, I mean something that encloses your ears) or, if you’re a rich bastard, surround sound speakers.
Obviously, turn the lights off.
Try watching it on a somewhat large screen. Seeing a monster or murderer coming toward you is a lot scarier when they’re huge than when they’re on an ipod screen.
If you have a choice of high or low quality, pick high. Blurry, pixelated spookies aren’t scary. Period. If you’re worried about buffering or other playback issues, fuck you. Rushing will take the fun out of it.

And most importantly:
DON’T EXPECT TO GET SCARED BY A MOVIE IF YOU ARE FULLY AWARE THAT IT IS A PIECE OF SHIT.

Rather than wasting money picking up the “FOUND FOOTAGE JUMP SCARES V: NIGHT VISION FILTER HUSTLE” from your local RedBox, ask nerds about movies they liked. Recently I was recommended The Tunnel, and thanks to its creators’ charitable intent, I found it on Youtube. Being a bit claustrophobic and still quite afraid of the dark, it frightened the bejeebus out of me.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Anime Addicts Anonymous (AAA)

If you couldn’t figure out that show was shitty from the first episode you kinda deserve to be disappointed
Childhood friend character’s “personality” is forced harder and more haphazardly than a plastic fork pushed through a sheet of plywood.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Are you black or white?

White.
Red and purple when I’m cold, though.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Anime Addicts Anonymous (AAA)

Originally posted by MelbourneBoy:

Well, I have finished watching Sora no Otoshimono, now to think of something to watch next. Any suggestions?

Macross
Macross Frontier
Macross Zero
Macross THE EARTH ASPLODES!
Macross 2012
Dragon’s Dogma
Boobie Demon Economics
Puchimasu!

Or pretty much anything that isn’t oreimo holy fucking christ I wanted to let the Sydney tunnel ogre rip my eyes out after I tried watching that