Recent posts by FlyingPachyderm on Kongregate

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Topic: Contract Wars: General / grenade & mortar

Originally posted by celticguardian10:

its too hard to complete w-task and complete contract

Nades and mortar got nerfed?

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / glitching through lighthouse window

Originally posted by TheNecro115:

dont see a problem. i see the barrels of guns thru walls all the time.

Except he was using it to snipe people. Across the map to the “home base”

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / glitching through lighthouse window

The vip MrBalrogSlayer has figured out how to make his gun magically go through the lighthouse window, like so:

Proof: http://i.imgur.com/gK0xYy5.png

So is this a bannable offense?

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: Bugs and Unofficial Tech Support / Official 'Glitch Abuser' Thread

Please investigate “anpunbangbzl”. Was sniping at a new OSM match, but for some reason I died from a springfield operator trp from this guy. Didn’t get a screen of it, but here is his name a few seconds later. http://imgur.com/AgmP6g1

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / Botman, Contract Wars got invaded

Oh….so this is where they’re all coming from.

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: Weapons / Penetration vs damage?

Penetration is the damage that goes through enemy armor if they have it.

While we’re discussing this, does penetration affect which walls bullets can shoot through?

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: Weapons / Developers are planning to completely replace OSM and EVAC with OSM2 and EVAC2,your thoughts on this?

Originally posted by insanejok3r:
Originally posted by insanejok3r:
Originally posted by superhiperpolulo:
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Originally posted by minersail:
Originally posted by shockshell2:

OLD EVAC AND OSM FTW!


Back to the petition, count me in!
I’m fed up with how the new servers made me it so, so much more difficult to get double kills since the games have a much larger range of levels, and if they get rid of my 2 favorite maps (OSM and EVAC) and completely replace it with two camper friendly maps (OSM2 and EVAC2), then no I will quit.

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / Best gun for 365GP??

Spend it on SP, you’ll never get tired of that.

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / +5 LP?

I got a skill on roulette today that said I got +5 LP for 6 hours. What is LP?

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / 345 FREE GP!!!!!!!!!!

This is so freaking amazing, I can’t believe I’m late to this party.

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / COLT IAR tips

Originally posted by Provokes:
Originally posted by Mithrandir1:

Tips – accuracy, damage and firestab.

Get mobility – an IAR that has 80+ mobility is very fun to play around with in evac.

With 80+ mobility, it basically becomes an AR with a 90 bullet magazine lol.

The muzzle flash is still a problem though so you have to learn to play with it.

What do you do to get that?!
 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / TA-TheAnimals clan discussion

Thanks for the bonus exp skills, but could we pleaaase get some of the specialization stuff at the bottom? I know it only applies to certain clans, but their benefits are way, way better than the normal stuff at the top.

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / VIDEO/AUDIO (Complete Guide)

Thanks for this guide, here’s a friendly bump!

Also, for some reason on some lower end computers the post effects checkbox affects how far you can see. Here’s the beginning sniper with post effects off:

Now here it is back on

On newer computers this doesn’t have as much of an effect though.

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / Lag fix

Originally posted by Discuzting:
Originally posted by Jull_CR:

I want to know how to fix the lag. My pin in game is 130-116…

Help pls…

Lag is not related to ping,
its something about your computer…

They are different in that ping is used to measure lag…seriously, what are you picking at?

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / Cya guys! ;)

I only know you from seeing you on chat and responding to my post here. But I do hope you find or have found better stuff with your time. :)

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / Experience VS Level

Originally posted by R0lLMaN:
Originally posted by FlyingPachyderm:

IMO, the more leveled up you are the less ready you are for hc.

In hc, all skills are OFF. Everything that you had that gave you a leg up whether if it was accuracy, recoil, damage, whatever is suddenly gone. And the bigger you are, the harder you fall.

It’s a great equalizer but there are those who abuse the friendly fire being activated.

Originally posted by ak47frizzle:

It’s horrible. When you step into hardcore, it immediately turns into a cannibalistic macrocosm. Everyone attacks the VIP even though it’s their own team’s. Especially the legs. People in HC have a fetish for legs and seem to want to devour them first. Then they leave him to be exploded by the enemy team and they’ll have a feast before time’s up.

Also, your scope shines if you just point it in someone’s general direction. Does anyone know if it’s the same for collimators?

It only affects optics.

So…only the things that magnify? Not familiar with guns or anything.

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / Experience VS Level

IMO, the more leveled up you are the less ready you are for hc.

In hc, all skills are OFF. Everything that you had that gave you a leg up whether if it was accuracy, recoil, damage, whatever is suddenly gone. And the bigger you are, the harder you fall.

It’s a great equalizer but there are those who abuse the friendly fire being activated.

Originally posted by ak47frizzle:

It’s horrible. When you step into hardcore, it immediately turns into a cannibalistic macrocosm. Everyone attacks the VIP even though it’s their own team’s. Especially the legs. People in HC have a fetish for legs and seem to want to devour them first. Then they leave him to be exploded by the enemy team and they’ll have a feast before time’s up.

Also, your scope shines if you just point it in someone’s general direction. Does anyone know if it’s the same for collimators?

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / See Dub Has Kong Achievements Now

Originally posted by skullhead51:

Hooray! Still, there is no hard or impossible badge….

There is no such thing as impossible without the POWER OF MONEY.

All joking about wallet warriors aside, congrats AbsolutSoft for this wonderful game.

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / Gun stats with no upgrades

Thanks Karan, when was that last updated?

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / Gun stats with no upgrades

If you are taking advantage of the free skill reset, please post screenshots of the guns’ stats available to you.

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / Kreddeds OP

GP weapons aren’t what the issue here, but the GP skills. With firestab and soft point one can kill a lot of people with something as weak as the mp5k in a single burst from almost across the map.

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / Three Round Burst Mode

I am down for some burst firing. Single fire is waaay too weak so you have to manually burst the gun yourself.

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / The Wiki - Springfield Operator TRP

For your amusement today, I bring you the most informative page ever in the Contract Wars wiki.

Before you even try it, the page was created by a random person who didn’t have an account and then a sysop protected the page from editing 2 days later. LOL

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / Please reconsider some of Silver/Gold Contracts

Originally posted by ak47frizzle:

woah! sv98 triples? on a DM map? Damn.

yeh, just skip it.

Originally posted by toadbro:

The skip cost for gold contract 49 is 1225 GP for me, which is just insane.

This is insane. Please sign me up on the list of people who would have this revised.

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / [#losingiswinning] can we explain this hashtag for people who do not understand it?

Originally posted by yeasy:

“I have nothing to do with this thread,”
You know what you should do? Stop being ignorant and accusse people of not doing something they already did.
Read OOH’s post before reading mine – and please try to understand it, don’t avoid my words like “your” and guess the obvious.

If you are stating an opinion and you wish to have others agree with you then the onus is on you to explain what is happening in your mind. Otherwise, don’t expect to convince anyone.

Originally posted by yeasy:

Everything is clear there, I make counterstatement in form of A or B, then I refer to both points.

No, I don’t disagree.

Yes, your explanation looked legitimate.

But I do not believe you are clear about your opinion! I believe you need to state which part of Nirav’s statements you disagreed with.

Allow me to explain: You only quoted the very last paragraph of Nirav’s statement into three points. What these points were…you did not explain. As I said, I currently have not formed an opinion about this debate, but resorting to personal attacks…

Originally posted by yeasy:

You know what you should do? Stop being ignorant

Maybe you should avoid “empty words”?


Your reply is as annoying for me

…makes your opinion looks far less convincing.

Originally posted by yeasy:

No, I don’t have to explain those points – as they’re already explained (by my judgement).
I’ll have to clarify, when someone asks for it.
Your reply is as annoying for me – becouse you ask me for thing I already did.

(Emphasis added.) Again, It’s good to hear that your opinion is obvious to you, but please take the bold statement and say it out loud. No it’s fine, I can’t hear you.

Now has it crossed your mind that you should explain what you are disagreeing with in the first place? While this would be okay if you wrote in this style in your personal journal, keep in mind this is a forum – as in you are sharing your opinion to the public.

For example:

Originally posted by yeasy:

3rd point is refering to OOH’s post – see word: “Your”. It’s included in his statement (it’s […] in my quote)


Following the logic of your statement, you are saying that only your 3rd point is referring to OOH’s post?

Furthermore:

Originally posted by yeasy:

Stop being ignorant and accusse people

As you don’t take part in discussion don’t ask

further explaination, If anyone who wants to discuss wants explaination

If you are trying to have opinion

I’ll have to clarify, when someone asks for it.
Your reply is as annoying for me – becouse you ask me for thing I already did.

Has it ever occurred to you that your ability to communicate through the English language is not very good? Not that I’m saying that I’m perfect, but this is why I’m posting: I genuinely wish to understand what you are saying.

Well I did, but not anymore. After this post, I’m done with this thread.

Please reconsider your plan of fiercely attacking everyone who looks like they disagree with you and try to have more of an open mind. It will also reduce the stress in your life too!

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