Recent posts by FlyingPachyderm on Kongregate

Flag Post

Topic: Contract Wars: General / CW is crumbling

Originally posted by LPAMCREW:
Originally posted by isukps:
Originally posted by grulos:
Originally posted by dareaper12:
Originally posted by grulos:

Most ppl crying about CW crumbling are those noobs who can’t handle change. Visual recoil is not bad – skill adjustment is not bad – laggyness is most likely the player’s and not the dev’s fault.

Man up.

Actually, most of the old-timers are leaving for quite the opposite reason. There isn’t enough change.The two biggest changes to contract wars, Weapon customization and the skill nerf didn’t happen til nearly three years into it’s life cycle… if you can even call it that. This is well shite yet, I continue to play, I’ll be here as long as there is an old timer to talk to.

So? People move on. Nothing of value was lost by these handful of player quitting.

personally, i prefer old-timer veterans who didn’t hack, rent or alt plant as blatantly as newer tryhard grinders, lol (and i find generally personalities of the older players better too), if you really think nothing of value was lost, imagine if vitaly and wakom never made their guides – you might not have been around back then, but before vitaly did his tests, there were many testers who researched skills too and gave feedback to devs, but got tired of stuff not being changed, so they retired from testing roles

and really, when you were a low level, didn’t you ever wish ‘damn, i want to be as good as that guy who wipes stack singlehandedly’, then practiced and played more until you could reach point you desired? and then felt satisfied at your improvement? if you’ve never had this experience, then you lack a true gamer’s spirit —> there’s less guys who can inspire this feeling now than before imo, easier to just hack/farm/stack/rent etcetc

and putting lag entirely to player’s net is just naive blindness, face the truth (lol, especially IND servers huehuehue)

fact remains that ppl who saw little change in net/ISP or issues with other connections now have worse experiences in CW gameplay than before

it feels there’s another hack spike in past week or so (got to love it when lvl < 40’s in FFA dm’s are doing aimlock longshots through 3 bushes with no line of sight, no clanskills, no detection skills and hardly any acc/rec rofl)

I love how you always speak the truth.
This is the kind of guy you, motortrend, should listen.
And devs of course.

This, totally this.

There’s way more hackers, alt-planters and server side lag these days unfortunately.

Flag Post

Topic: Contract Wars: General / AK47frizzle's Hardcore Mode Guide to OSM - Escaping Spawn Traps Etc.

Originally posted by ak47frizzle:

Updated, after a long, wrenching formatting session, all spawn trap scenarios have been listed – 13 in total and fk tonne of pictures!

Holy carp, that was beautiful.
Flag Post

Topic: Contract Wars: General / [DEV] Players camo

Originally posted by Nqss:

One of the new features which we want to release before new year – camouflages for characters!
You may buy them with CR, MP, GP + some of camos will be given for certain level or achievment.

Finally something I wouldn’t mind using! Gun camo barely covers up the gun itself, and if anything it only helps me spot players since it sticks out from the rest of the gun’s dark body + dark gloves.

Originally posted by cwaddict:



@Nqss: Really great idea, am curious how it will change the game.

Originally posted by sw2012:

PS1: I want one of these camos

PS2: maybe I don’t want them after I think about it…

I love this community.

Flag Post

Topic: Contract Wars: Creations / Hello, after 1.75 years, CW is officially broken

Originally posted by GundamExia77:
Originally posted by FlyingPachyderm:

Oh hey, wb Mr. Glock.

Damn, I look that Fabulous? Wrong guy, I’m not the guy who’s silly enough to spend 123125234515 monies on roulette spins

Oh, I remember you as the guy who would flank people with the Glock 18 to try and knife them…different Gundam, maybe? lol

Originally posted by enemy_fire:
Using hacks is against the rules;; If you can’t notice he was hacking in this vid, you are blind or dumb. Enemy gets into bot FOV while he tries to shoot somewhere else, result equals shaky aim much?

Makes sense. Glad to see that even nubs with aimbot on OSM have bad days and don’t always get the aimstreaks they want.

Flag Post

Topic: Contract Wars: Creations / Hello, after 1.75 years, CW is officially broken

Originally posted by GundamExia77:

I was told by a by a certain clan member that if your Noveske has XX amount of penetration (psssst hey its 70+) you can shoot though rocks.

So I loaded up CW for what seems to be the first time in years, and this has to be the most broken thing I’ve ever used. I played just 3 rounds, and was able to put together a shoody vid.

So everyone post below on how this is the most broken thing ever and that the devs should fix.

And if I still have any fans from 2 years ago (if anyone remembers me), feel free to ask me (almost) anything

I’ll probably check back in this thread in about 36 hours, but feel free to shoot me a message on steam if you really want to tell me something (plz be civil)

Oh hey, wb Mr. Glock.

Flag Post

Topic: Contract Wars: Bugs and Unofficial Tech Support / CPU USAGE 100-80% ?!

Originally posted by CelticPredator:

When u last time clean your computer??? That is good reason to do that.

Ouch, what a hit and run comment.

Here, since you’re using firefox, try this:

Hit the menu (alt) then go to Tools>Options>Privacy. Click “Show Cookies” and now you’ll see all the places you’re technically “logged in” to. Delete all that stuff, then set the “Keep until” menu to “I close firefox”

If that doesn’t help, download CCleaner and SuperAntiSpyware and use that to get rid of all the junk you don’t find valuable.

If you’ve been pirating random crap off the internet, then have mercy on your soul lol.

Flag Post

Topic: Contract Wars: Skills / Master skills

Originally posted by CWCooka:
Originally posted by artemgordiychuk:
Originally posted by CWCooka:

DEVS – please make contracts doable so that majority of us mortals can get all SP, not just farmers!!!

I earned all the SP fairly by doing the contracts over the last 2 years. It was really hard, i consider it like a reward for hard work that i did on the contracts. P. S. Even if you farm the contracts, it isn’t as easy as your trivial mind may assume.

I never farmed any contracts and curiously enough the ones you listed as the most hard were a breeze, probably due to the fact those were not ones requiring repetition of luck stricken situations. Last contracts need more commitment than most casual players can afford and if I come here with trivial mind it’s for a reason, it’s a browser GAME, a bit of chilling time and I can’t (nor want to) build my life around it. Maybe some day I will mature enough to quit my job, family and get rid of other distractions from CW and then I’ll be able to get those 138 SP through contracts. Untill then I’d still say the bar is too high but you know, maybe it’s OK and this should be reserved for the full time players only. I give less and less f*** about it and it’s like whatever man.

lol this so much
Flag Post

Topic: Contract Wars: General / Guns and Recoil

Originally posted by ak47frizzle:

Recoil on sniper rifles don’t matter…. it is honestly just your aim or the gun’s accuracy is not 100.

Wait, what does recoil even mean, btw? If I have a 1 recoil gun, will it shoot straight like 100 acc?
Flag Post

Topic: Contract Wars: General / ingame ID (9-digit)

How do I find out my “ingame ID”?

Flag Post

Topic: Contract Wars: General / [DEV] Victory day bonuses

Sheesh people no one has posted the promo code link on this thread yet?

While in contract wars, press ~ then type for the warez:
PPSH-41 SMG for 2 days

Mosin rifle for 2 days
promo 19BGQ-8B5YO-8RIXW-73DQ6-RBWJ9

150000 CR and 20 GP
promo Y9GK7-VVKME-C969G-61CMN-BR1UR

EDIT: Oh, I see someone else already put a link.

Flag Post

Topic: Contract Wars: General / lol what did I win

Originally posted by nnamesorHseldaeH:
Originally posted by oAsphyxia:
Originally posted by FlyingPachyderm:

wat is dis…hope it’s not something dumb like more camo for a gun I don’t own

Modification Point, if you own the AK-105, AKMS or M4A1 Custom, you can use that point to get attachments to make your gun look prettier.

Try to ignore the other immature jerks here, thanks.

“Inmature jerks”?

So far, OP seems to be a troll and you call us inmature?

Not trolling, nope. Thank you oAsphyxia for being the one sane man on here.

Flag Post

Topic: Contract Wars: General / Where are changed weapon stats?

This might help you.

Flag Post

Topic: Contract Wars: General / lol what did I win

wat is dis…hope it’s not something dumb like more camo for a gun I don’t own

Flag Post

Topic: Off-topic / Snowmen and Snow

Nice, thanks for sharing. I want to make snowmen but the snow isn’t right over here.

Originally posted by sabercow:


Snowcones? As in you put snow in a cone? If you mean the store bought ones, I don’t think it’s a good idea to buy cold food in winter lol

Flag Post

Topic: Contract Wars: General / VIP crown fades

Hi, sorry in advance but why does the VIP’s crown symbol tend to fade away in certain team elim games? Haven’t played this game in a while.

Flag Post

Topic: Off-topic / What do you sleep on

Originally posted by FlyingCat:

My futon, and occasionally my large plush sheep if I fall asleep when I lean on it.

lolwut @ username.

Also, I have a plush bear.

Flag Post

Topic: Off-topic / Why do we share this world with Psycopaths

Originally posted by MmeBunneh:

What is your definition of a “psychopath”? The fact that it varies and different people interpret it differently can change this entire thing completely, at least for myself.

Originally posted by MarkNutt2012:

Psychopath: a person suffering from chronic mental disorder with abnormal or violent social behaviour. The mindset of a psychopath is that of somebody who can understand and analyse emotions perfectly, and can emulate them convincingly too… but actually does not feel the emotions themselves.

Marknutt, it looks like MmeBunneh was asking OP (Crowbar) for his definition of “psycopath”, not just for some random definition…unless you are Crowbar.

Flag Post

Topic: Off-topic / Fellow OTers, please help me with this school bully

Originally posted by TheNeW13yRsOld:

Tell the teacher. If I was in your school, I’d help you.

This. Tell the teacher. We are random people on the internet who don’t really know you, but your teacher does. Take the time after a class or even after school to talk to your teacher. Because all we can do is tell you stuff and cheer you on, your teacher is actually there and is in charge. What if your teacher has a better plan?

I mean for all we know your teacher might be Canadian and go all Wolverine on your bully.

Flag Post

Topic: Off-topic / OT Irregular's Thread

My last post in off-topic was January…wow.

Flag Post

Topic: Off-topic / SHOULD the world have a giant NUKE war so it can have a fresh start?

Originally posted by spookyskeleton:

How would you survive this? Do you think its a good idea? ?

Your title and your post asks two completely different questions.

First question: SHOULD the world have a giant NUKE war so it can have a fresh start?
Killing people just to make it “fresh”? Uh, no. Also, you end up with radiation and everything that tries to have a fresh start will just die.

Second question: How would you survive this?
Now you’re asking good questions that make good discussion.

Flag Post

Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [The Grinns Tale] Kongregate closing the game down?

It was a really, really good start and the whimsical design had me sold. But later on it became waaay too grindy.

Flag Post

Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / whats your favorite multi-player game?

This isn’t multiplayer.

Flag Post

Topic: Kongregate / Badge of the Day Discussion

Race the Sun is a really, really fun game..but for some reason the badges aren’t registering! I mean, I already play contract wars and get the unity badges there.

Flag Post

Topic: Contract Wars: General / grenade & mortar

Originally posted by celticguardian10:

its too hard to complete w-task and complete contract

Nades and mortar got nerfed?

Flag Post

Topic: Contract Wars: General / glitching through lighthouse window

Originally posted by TheNecro115:

dont see a problem. i see the barrels of guns thru walls all the time.

Except he was using it to snipe people. Across the map to the “home base”