Recent posts by FlyingPachyderm on Kongregate

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Topic: Contract Wars: General / ingame ID (9-digit)

How do I find out my “ingame ID”?

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / [DEV] Victory day bonuses

Sheesh people no one has posted the promo code link on this thread yet?

https://www.facebook.com/ContractWars

While in contract wars, press ~ then type for the warez:
PPSH-41 SMG for 2 days
promo L5NCM-RDSZA-6RLP4-JFXKH-Y5ETB

Mosin rifle for 2 days
promo 19BGQ-8B5YO-8RIXW-73DQ6-RBWJ9

150000 CR and 20 GP
promo Y9GK7-VVKME-C969G-61CMN-BR1UR

EDIT: Oh, I see someone else already put a link.

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / lol what did I win

Originally posted by nnamesorHseldaeH:
Originally posted by oAsphyxia:
Originally posted by FlyingPachyderm:

wat is dis…hope it’s not something dumb like more camo for a gun I don’t own

Modification Point, if you own the AK-105, AKMS or M4A1 Custom, you can use that point to get attachments to make your gun look prettier.

Try to ignore the other immature jerks here, thanks.

“Inmature jerks”?

So far, OP seems to be a troll and you call us inmature?

Not trolling, nope. Thank you oAsphyxia for being the one sane man on here.

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / Where are changed weapon stats?

This might help you.

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / lol what did I win

wat is dis…hope it’s not something dumb like more camo for a gun I don’t own

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Snowmen and Snow

Nice, thanks for sharing. I want to make snowmen but the snow isn’t right over here.

Originally posted by sabercow:

Snowcones?


Snowcones? As in you put snow in a cone? If you mean the store bought ones, I don’t think it’s a good idea to buy cold food in winter lol

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / VIP crown fades

Hi, sorry in advance but why does the VIP’s crown symbol tend to fade away in certain team elim games? Haven’t played this game in a while.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What do you sleep on

Originally posted by FlyingCat:

My futon, and occasionally my large plush sheep if I fall asleep when I lean on it.

lolwut @ username.

Also, I have a plush bear.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why do we share this world with Psycopaths

Originally posted by MmeBunneh:

What is your definition of a “psychopath”? The fact that it varies and different people interpret it differently can change this entire thing completely, at least for myself.

Originally posted by MarkNutt2012:

Psychopath: a person suffering from chronic mental disorder with abnormal or violent social behaviour. The mindset of a psychopath is that of somebody who can understand and analyse emotions perfectly, and can emulate them convincingly too… but actually does not feel the emotions themselves.

Marknutt, it looks like MmeBunneh was asking OP (Crowbar) for his definition of “psycopath”, not just for some random definition…unless you are Crowbar.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Fellow OTers, please help me with this school bully

Originally posted by TheNeW13yRsOld:

Tell the teacher. If I was in your school, I’d help you.

This. Tell the teacher. We are random people on the internet who don’t really know you, but your teacher does. Take the time after a class or even after school to talk to your teacher. Because all we can do is tell you stuff and cheer you on, your teacher is actually there and is in charge. What if your teacher has a better plan?

I mean for all we know your teacher might be Canadian and go all Wolverine on your bully.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT Irregular's Thread

My last post in off-topic was January…wow.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / SHOULD the world have a giant NUKE war so it can have a fresh start?

Originally posted by spookyskeleton:

How would you survive this? Do you think its a good idea? ?

Your title and your post asks two completely different questions.

First question: SHOULD the world have a giant NUKE war so it can have a fresh start?
Killing people just to make it “fresh”? Uh, no. Also, you end up with radiation and everything that tries to have a fresh start will just die.

Second question: How would you survive this?
Now you’re asking good questions that make good discussion.

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [The Grinns Tale] Kongregate closing the game down?

It was a really, really good start and the whimsical design had me sold. But later on it became waaay too grindy.

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / whats your favorite multi-player game?

This isn’t multiplayer.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Badge of the Day Discussion

Race the Sun is a really, really fun game..but for some reason the badges aren’t registering! I mean, I already play contract wars and get the unity badges there.

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / grenade & mortar

Originally posted by celticguardian10:

its too hard to complete w-task and complete contract

Nades and mortar got nerfed?

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / glitching through lighthouse window

Originally posted by TheNecro115:

dont see a problem. i see the barrels of guns thru walls all the time.

Except he was using it to snipe people. Across the map to the “home base”

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / glitching through lighthouse window

The vip MrBalrogSlayer has figured out how to make his gun magically go through the lighthouse window, like so:

Proof: http://i.imgur.com/gK0xYy5.png

So is this a bannable offense?

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: Bugs and Unofficial Tech Support / Official 'Glitch Abuser' Thread

Please investigate “anpunbangbzl”. Was sniping at a new OSM match, but for some reason I died from a springfield operator trp from this guy. Didn’t get a screen of it, but here is his name a few seconds later. http://imgur.com/AgmP6g1

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / Botman, Contract Wars got invaded

Oh….so this is where they’re all coming from.

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: Weapons / Penetration vs damage?

Penetration is the damage that goes through enemy armor if they have it.

While we’re discussing this, does penetration affect which walls bullets can shoot through?

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: Weapons / Developers are planning to completely replace OSM and EVAC with OSM2 and EVAC2,your thoughts on this?

Originally posted by insanejok3r:
Originally posted by insanejok3r:
Originally posted by superhiperpolulo:
Originally posted by Kyuss_:
Originally posted by lor12:
Originally posted by DirectorDAlt:
Originally posted by TheScanianDude:
Originally posted by PauloBauCouto:
Originally posted by arturs200013:
Originally posted by KillerElite68:
Originally posted by minersail:
Originally posted by shockshell2:

OLD EVAC AND OSM FTW!


Back to the petition, count me in!
I’m fed up with how the new servers made me it so, so much more difficult to get double kills since the games have a much larger range of levels, and if they get rid of my 2 favorite maps (OSM and EVAC) and completely replace it with two camper friendly maps (OSM2 and EVAC2), then no I will quit.

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / Best gun for 365GP??

Spend it on SP, you’ll never get tired of that.

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / +5 LP?

I got a skill on roulette today that said I got +5 LP for 6 hours. What is LP?

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / 345 FREE GP!!!!!!!!!!

This is so freaking amazing, I can’t believe I’m late to this party.