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Topic: Forum Games / The List(current round: The List rounds hosted by SamsterSamster)

Characters from the US Office.

 
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Sunlight

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [RP] Emblems of Fate [MAIN GAME] [SIGNUPS ALWAYS OPEN]

Will
After finishing my food and watching some telly, I decide to go to sleep, allowing Thor do whatever he does a nighttime.

Thor
Alone at last. He’s asleep and I actually have time to think about what happened earlier with what I could only guess was a waiter. I pick up the restaurant menu and look at it to see whether or not they had themed waiters. “huh, they do use a themed waiter but only for paella.” I comment but no reply comes from Him. It then occurs to me to play a practical joke on Will. I change form and use my teeth to bite a single hair from my “skin”. I drop it on the floor and then change back into my normal form. I pick up the hair and wrap it around the left arm of his glasses so that the tip is pointing upwards. I then go to my bed and wait for Him to wake up.

Will
I wake up, have a shower and get ready. Thor seems disappointed when I put my glasses on but I don’t go into it.I wander around the hotel for a bit and then go to a local cafe for some lunch.

 
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Leopards? I don’t see any leopards.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [RP] Emblems of Fate [SIGNUPS AND DISCUSSION] [ALWAYS OPEN]

I would post but I’m kinda waiting for someone else to post first but, if you need, then I can post something just to keep the thread alive.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List(current round: The List rounds hosted by SamsterSamster)

Drow Ranger

 
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When boarding an plane, boarding back to front is the slowest method.

 
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Internet black holes

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Sandwich Game.

3) Batman’s brain.

 
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Hudini

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [RP] Emblems of Fate [MAIN GAME] [SIGNUPS ALWAYS OPEN]

Will
I search around my half of the room for a bit, looking for anywhere that could be used to make food. Eventually I find a microwave which I think is good enough. I take some ingredients out of my bag along with a large bowl and a spoon all of which I use to make some porridge.
After finishing my porridge and then watching TV for a couple of hours, I order some Paella, using room service. After that, I gingerly open the curtain, only to find Thor throwing my tennis ball against the wall and then catching it. “Look, I’m sorry about the Direwolf thing, ok? I didn’t mean to offend you.” He turns to look at me whilst I’m making my apology. “Don’t worry.” He replies smoothly, as if nothing had ever happened. “But now you know why I don’t like to go into battle form much, I get angry at anything and everything.” He then continued. I sigh in relief and then ask “So what do you know about mechanical Direwolves?” “More than you seeing as my battle form IS a mechanical Direwolf.” He answers smugly. “You might not have noticed, but my fur was made of metal, not hair and my whole body runs on my own electricity in that form. I can punch and kick people in this form if I need to but really it’s my battle form that’s best for fighting people with.” “Err, talking about your feet.” I ponder “A) Why aren’t you wearing socks or shoes? And B) Why do you have claws as well as toes?” “When you came to apologize, I wasn’t expecting the Spanish inquisition!” Thor exclaims tersely. At that point in time, a person knocks on the door to the room. I get up and open the door and see a Spanish person in a red hat and cloak, carrying a plate with a metal cover resting on it. He shouts; “Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!”, he then puts the plate on the floor and runs away, closing the door behind him. “Well that was odd.” I say to fill the silence that had penetrated the room like an armour piercing bullet. I then pick up the plate, take off the lid and start to eat my Paella.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List(current round: The List rounds hosted by SamsterSamster)

Toys.com

 
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Rehypnol.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Sandwich Game.

6) All of the corrupted wishes from the corrupt a wish thread.

 
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Ghost rider’s bike

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [RP] Emblems of Fate [SIGNUPS AND DISCUSSION] [ALWAYS OPEN]

Blood_Shadow: Please can you create a Google docs page with links to the character’s individual entities, It will make it easier to remember the entity’s individual personalities.

Also, when Will is taken into Telerius’ realm I would like his second emblem to be Darkness/ Chemical. Thanks.

BC, I wonder what would happen if Thor where to meet Angeline whilst in Direwolf form… XD.

 
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Xenobiology.

 
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The Great Intelligence.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [RP] Emblems of Fate [MAIN GAME] [SIGNUPS ALWAYS OPEN]

Will
In a deserted alleyway about a street or so away from the nearest hotel, I try to re-summon Thor, who then appears in front of me. “Right then. Follow me and then we can get a room in this hotel.” I tell him. “As you command, William.” “Call me Will.” I reply solemnly. We then walk into the hotel and I book a room for two but with two beds. After we get into the room and the porter had gone, I take a closer look at the tattoo I seem to have acquired when I got Thor. It’s two double helices, extending from about armpit level all the way down to my wrist. Two of the helices go clockwise and are the same colour as Thor’s hair, the other two are a metallic grey and go counterclockwise. “Why blue and grey?” I quiz. “Because all entities consist of two elements. It appears that mine are electric and metal.” “And how do you know that?” I challenge him. “Because of my other form.” He smugly replies. With that, he goes onto all fours, his feet and hands turning into large paws with fierce claws. Fur starts growing and the legs start to shorten, his ears grow and the nose starts to lengthen. After the transformation is complete, a huge wolf is standing in front of me. It’s fur is white as snow apart from the very tip of the tail, which is the same midnight blue as Thor’s hair, the same colour as the beast’s almost glowing eyes. “Err Thor? Is that you?” I say, backing away slowly towards the door. “Yes, it’s me, there’s no need to be afraid but I’m a Direwolf, not a normal wolf. This is my battle form, and this is the best way for me to protect you. I do not wish to stay in this form for too long though. I fear that I won’t be able to control myself. And anyway, not even mechanical Direwolves have human voice boxes.” “What do you mean that you won’t be able to control yourself? And what would you know about mechanical wolves?” I question in my relief. “I TOLD YOU I’M A DIREWOLF NOT A NORMAL WOLF!!!!” comes the deafening reply. I timidly draw the curtain for dividing the room and leave him to sulk on his own whilst I interest myself in making some food.

Thor
HOW DARE HE! I think to myself, hiding my thoughts from Him. I clearly told him that I am a Direwolf, not a wolf. I repeat to myself indignantly. I allow my rage to simmer for a short while but then turn back into my normal form. to help me calm down. I sneak into the bathroom and take a warm bath to help relax me. It helps me but only a little, even in my more placid form I hold a deep set anger at the entire world, even that fool of a creator. Still, I do my best to master my rage and keep it hidden, as he has done for all these years. Not once has he ever gotten truly angry at anyone and yet not even a day has passed since my creation and I blow my roof. As my thoughts twist and turn from anger at this and that, I peek into His mind and try to see what he’s thinking. after about an hour of this, I find a tennis ball in his suitcase and throw it at the wall for a very long time.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Sandwich Game.

28) Anti-awesomeness

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List(current round: The List rounds hosted by SamsterSamster)

A rectangular prism.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Sandwich Game.

1) “This is not a song it’s a sandwich” by Psychostick

 
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Getting burned alive.

 
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40) Delicious trolls

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Give a Meaning Game

Death eats jam and venison u-boats
The word is Kingdom