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Topic: Forum Games / Tainted - Roleplay Thread [Zombie RP Strategy]

John

I see a zombie closing in and I stab the chainsaw in it’s gut. It moans and sputters. I rev the chainsaw, and guts spill everywhere. I laugh maniacly as I get covered in blood. I then kill the rest of the zombies I see with the following techniques:

  1. Decapitation
  2. Slicing the torso, then the head
  3. Raising the staff, then dropping it on the zombie
  4. Throw it into the guts of a zombie and pull it out
  5. Headbutt the zombie, then shove the paddle into it’s gut then curbstomp it
 
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Topic: Forum Games / Tainted - Roleplay Thread [Zombie RP Strategy]

Originally posted by dickcymirkin123:

You didn’t sign, idiot. GTFO.

Behold, the awesome guy being awesome.

Fixed that.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Tainted - Roleplay Thread [Zombie RP Strategy]

Originally posted by 2Cents:

Marcus Toruk

I woke up, in this strange house. As I sat up, I tried to remember how I got here. Lights flash before my eyes as I got off the floor. Something isn’t right. I hear some voices, strange and tinny sounding, penetrating the windows. Some man, judging by the voice, mentions a survivor, and something about zombies. I struggle to find a reason for this, and the only thought that comes to my mind is “kids these days”. As my vision clears and my ears stop ringing, I look around the room. That’s when I remember everything, the dead coming, the people screaming, and the moaning, the God-awful moaning. The blood splattered on the walls. I decide to get ready to leave.

You didn’t sign, idiot. Gtfo.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Tainted - Roleplay Thread [Zombie RP Strategy]

John

Angered by him calling me an idiot, I frown and say “I crafted a weapon from an AWEEEESOMEE VIDEO GAME and you call me an idiot!?”

(Note: I know that it makes alot of noise, but remember: John is insane. He can’t think logically beyond basics, so he only thought of killing zombies when crafting it. And the weapon design itself.)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Tainted - Roleplay Thread [Zombie RP Strategy]

John

The group above hears my insane laughter as I walk upstairs with this:

Edit: Omfg, is something haunting me? It won’t show the image. Just search “Paddlesaw from dead rising” to see it. The image clearly doesn’t want to be seen.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Hazmat Mafia (in development)

Signed. Anything by developous is good.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Tainted - Roleplay Thread [Zombie RP Strategy]

John

“Actually, I also need duct tape… THAT’LL hold them!”

I flash my death smile as I go down and search for the garage\workshop.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Tainted - Roleplay Thread [Zombie RP Strategy]

John

I interrupted the conversation and say “Oooooh, I can build BETTER weapons, I can build a ZOMBIE killing machine if you get me a kayak paddle and two CHAINSAWS! AHAHAHAHAHHAha!”

(I quit the retarded voice and instead tried to go for a creepy voice.)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Tainted - Roleplay Thread [Zombie RP Strategy]

John

I knew this machetteeee sincceee the beginnininggg… INfact, I knew it before… If it breaks, I could stab zombies in the eye with this haanananndlelel…

And I could CRAFT weapons! I JUST NEEDDDD THEH TOOOOLOLS"

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Tainted - Roleplay Thread [Zombie RP Strategy]

John Phil

I pick up my machete and slice it in the air to test it out, then I clean it so it wouldn’t rust with the blood.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Tainted - Roleplay Thread [Zombie RP Strategy]

John Phil

“I agreee, that’s a goooood plaaaaaan….”

I then wait patiently for zombies to come.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Tainted - Roleplay Thread [Zombie RP Strategy]

John

“Ohhhh, maaaannnny gammmesss, but I lovvveedd Hallooooooo 4…. It’s sooo funnn leapinnng att a a noooob and stabbing himm and teabaggingggg himmm oh yuuuusuusususu… I also loved dead risiiiiing…”

(Note: It’s really hard to talk like a crazy person :P)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Tainted - Roleplay Thread [Zombie RP Strategy]

John

“My name’s J-J-John Phil… Nice to meet you… I-I twitch twitch I was scared of many creepy things like Lunagame.exe Shudder and it made me feel insane. I heard voices at night. Saw this man staring at me all the time. It made me go… CRAZY!”

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Tainted - Roleplay Thread [Zombie RP Strategy]

John

I grab a chair and say “The zzzzzzombie apocalypse made me go twitch twitch craaazzzy… The smille makkess me happyyyy, almost like… well,, you know….” and everytime I see the machete, I frown, remembering I can’t pick it up.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Things others like to eat but you don't like them

Tacos, Burritos, meatballs, salad, and mushrooms.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Tainted - Roleplay Thread [Zombie RP Strategy]

John

I frown and quickly say “Don’t kill-kill me, pl-please…” while dropping my machete.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Tainted - Roleplay Thread [Zombie RP Strategy]

John
(Sorry, didn’t read all the posts, just read the “FREEZE” part and the rest.)

Seeing as how this guy could easily dig into my skull and laugh at me, I decided to say “Acc-acc-epted…”

I flash a death smile and twitch.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Tainted - Sign Ups/Discussion/Information Thread [Zombie RP Strategy]

Originally posted by walfordking:

I’ll to sign up.

Name: Walter

Age: 32

Gender: Male

Appearance: Green eyes and short black hair.

Personality:

I’ll do this later.

The signups are closed, sorry.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Tainted - Roleplay Thread [Zombie RP Strategy]

Originally posted by GotterakaThing:

Karl

“Karl. Karl Sagan. My parents thought it would be funny to name me after Carl Sagan.” I said. “I think there were other survivors back inside. Besides, I don’t think we’re safe outside.” I said before noticing a person shambling towards me. “FREEZE!” I yelled at the person. He didn’t comply strangely enough. “I said freeze! Now stop right there or I will shoot you!” I yelled again. He still didn’t comply, but he reeked of death. “Kid, cover your ears and look away.” I said to Emily.

Um, is that person supposed to be me? IDK if it is, but I have a large feeling it is…

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Tainted - Roleplay Thread [Zombie RP Strategy]

John Phil

Seeing as I found a building with survivors, this place would be even better. More blood and guts to fill my enjoyment. I flash my death smile, and say “What do you see in the reflection of the mirror?”

 
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Topic: General Gaming / `Watch Brazil vs Mexico Live Streaming Online

What the hell is this crap.

This has nothing to do with gaming.

INB4LOCK

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Body Mafia: Sign-Ups.

C’mon, we just need two more signups. C’mon, people!

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Tainted - Roleplay Thread [Zombie RP Strategy]

John

I finished carving another victim with my bloody machete. I heard moaning. I looked outside and saw zombies. I clean my machete for combat. I walk on my lawn and slice the guts out of one zombie. I see a building and bust inside.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / how many cheeseburgers can you eat in 1 sitting

I like turtles hamburgers better.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Fortunately, Unfortunately

Unfortunately, that turned out to just be a noob, and the REAL Godzillasrabbid ate beans and farted all over thelolofdeath, and then when he was gagging on the fumes, I put my balls in his face. Then I gravity hammered the guy.