Recent posts by Insaneidiot on Kongregate

Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Sacred Seasons MMORPG] Connection issues!? In an online game!? NO WAY!

The game will not connect. period. My firewall didn’t block it last time I played it, Trend Micro doesnt block it either (right?), I have an up-to-date flash player, and I’m using a PC. HELP PLEASE!

Topic: Off-topic / 6 days, or 5 seconds?

Good question. maybe I should make a thread questioning the big bang.

Topic: Serious Discussion / Any Point To Defending Nazism?

WWII Nazis, I hate. But the Nazis weren’t the ones who started the genocide. Hitler did, they had to follow his orders, because they worked under him (I think) Modern Nazi’s I’m indifferent unless they start WWIII.

Topic: Off-topic / 6 days, or 5 seconds?

I, honestly, have never much cared for the concept of god, except that it is an extreme coincidence that the world as it is exists. Was that the work of an almighty being, or is life just everyone’s biggest coincidence? Post your thoughts here if you wish. and before a mod decides to lock this thread, I always question religion, so get the hell over it.

Topic: Off-topic / Name a Wolf

Beast.
SilverFang.
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Sorry thats all I’ve got.

Topic: Off-topic / 100 ways to get kicked out of a mall

Play Disturbed at max volume in the most crowded part of the mall, while giving “the finger” and saying F*** you to anyone who walks past.

Topic: Off-topic / Billy Mays Avatar Week

The show is good, traud. Its just too sad to really enjoy it now.

Topic: Off-topic / Destroy Bob

No matter how many times you troll my forums, you still fail, and always will fail.

Topic: Off-topic / Stop making Michael Jackson threads!

RIP MICHAEL JACKSON. Oh well, I was always more of a metal person. DELETE ALL MICHEAL JACKSON SPAM THREADS.

Topic: Off-topic / how do u know ur not dreaming right now?

You do not feel pain in dreams. anyone who DIDNT feel pain when injured, please raise your hand so we can mark you as a madman.

Topic: Off-topic / Destroy Bob

Troll fail.

Topic: Off-topic / Try To Type This Without Looking

I LOATH bananas.

THIS IS HONEST. I SWEAR.

Topic: Off-topic / Destroy Bob

Find random and hilarious ways to kill Bob, and have him find a way out of the situation, only to get in another hilarious and bad situation.

Always End and begin with …

DONT TRY TO STOP THE DESTROY-BOB-NESS!

start

Bob was watching TV…

Topic: Off-topic / u guys failed of guessing the number

it means spam tastes like cola.

Topic: Off-topic / If you had 5 months to live...

I would learn the secret to eternal life and cheat death.

50th post, go me!

Topic: Off-topic / If you could die... AND LIVE

“wait… WHAT THE HELL IS THAT RED STUFF?! And what are these sharp pointy objects doing in my chest?” =pulls out 1050 arrows, a bullet, 3 swords, and a spear= "Where did those come from?

Topic: Off-topic / Gaia Online, Immature or No?

wow, you ppl go to an F- site to hate anime?

Topic: Off-topic / If You Were A Naruto Character, Who would it be?

I would be Sasuke but Lee’s faster and Naruto’s got more chakra and Neji is almost untouchable and Tenten has some seriously killer jutsu and Kiba’s jutsu are just as cool and Sakura has intense strength and healing and Shino is pretty strong and Kakashi-sensei has Raikiri (Lightning Blade) and Hinata has defensive eight trigrams and Kurenai-sensei has awesome genjutsu and Shikamaru is really smart and Asuma-sensei has daggers and the Hokages are really strong and Gaara has awesome sand powers and Temari has wind control and Kankuro is a puppet master and Orochimaru has snakes and Pervy Sage has toads and Zabuza has that awesome sword and Haku has brutal justu… who to choose?

Topic: Off-topic / Poll: Dogs better than cats?

Originally posted by Serghi:

Dogs; you must walk them, feed them, pick up crap after them, listen to 2 hour long barking sessions, and do you know why dogs lick their own ass? Because they know they will lick you in the face afterwards!
Cats; you must open the door once in a while.

A dog doesn’t lick you in the face after licking its ass.

Originally posted by some_guy1:

Originally posted by xyz702:

Originally posted by some_guy1:

I like dogs.

They taste better.

I’ll have to disagree.. Cats have a texture that dogs seem to lack. I think it’s the taste of the softer fur.

Cats are usally harder to catch, but if you fatten them up, they’re easy to catch and they taste good.

But dogs are almost always easy to catch and require little preparation to make them taste good, just a few spices.

This forum isn’t asking which tastes better. it’s asking about which is a better pet.

Topic: Off-topic / A Question

Originally posted by notverygood:

Originally posted by CrazyWolf007:

Originally posted by notverygood:

Originally posted by Serghi:

D is for developer. People who have made games for Kong.

Might add to that.

M for moderator, K for admin

K? Why not Q?

Why would it be Q?

What is with the quoting plauge in here?

Topic: General Gaming / The never ending Sonny cheat

This is a thread I made out of complete boredom. A game in a sort, and if you’re feeling pissed, annoyed, or just plain random, contribute to this. Post 1-5 things per reply(start each action with “#.)”(the number in the cheat sequence) and end with “.”.)but keep them short, and end your posts with “…” (ignore quotations). Attempts to end the thread other than locking will be ignored, if not by mods.

start
1.)Choose guardian, beat the tutorial, and go to the shop.
2.) click on the third item from the right on the top row and drag it to the picture.
3.)this will get you a katana with 1e+20 strength but negative 80 vitality.
4.) equip it, get another, and sell it.
5.) this gets you an armor set with 1e+20 strength per piece.
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Topic: The Arts / The Unofficial Official Avatar Thread

Can someone make a blue sword, surrounded by silver flames, in a badge border? thanks in advance.

Topic: The Arts / Kongregate Avatars Thread

A sharp, blue sword, surrounded by silver flames, with a badge border? Please? (An admin removed my previous avatar, and I don’t have any replacements…)

Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Zening] Beta Testers Wanted

I’ll join, I’ve got god-like language-problem detecting skills, and will notice and report bugs as soon after I find them as possible.

Topic: General Gaming / What would you want in the sequel of Amorphous+? (shouldIlockit?)

I have a lot of ideas spinning around fighting in that battlefield known as your brain……
first and foremost, A varying set of swords, with varying damage, swing speed, radius, and attack aftermath duration. among other things. for example: Bronze/Wooden: Low Damage, long swing, small radius, and no aftermath, vs: Aegis Sword: Very High Damage, Quick swing, Large Radius, and 5 second aftermath.

Spinoff fighting game! With different attacks, combos, special moves and everything!

crazy new glooples: Bomble: black with a red sparking tail. either slice(pretty safe) or light the fuse with a fire special ability(fire hazard from explosion, could add achivements to it.)
Flamle: flaming gloople, can incinerate you with a touch. acid, slash, or bomble explosion to kill it, water ability to make it a normal gloople.
Blizzle:Ice gloople which freezes you with a touch, after frozen, you remain iced for 15 seconds(or something like that),and any touch shatters you. normal kill.
Zapple:Electric Gloople which destroyes (almost) anything it touches. approach with caution. normal kill.
Infernle: (Flamle + Flamle) Large flaming gloople. Extinguish to make it an Oozle, then kill, or use a bomble.
Arctile: (Blizzle + Blizzle) Large Ice Gloople. if it touches you, You instantly freeze permanently, and automatically die.
Raile: (Zapple + Zapple)Large Electric Gloople. turns you into a human powerline if you approach it. Bomble kill.(Rai is Japanese for Lightning.)
Masterle: (Infernle + Arctile + Raile, any order, 2 of them make the one farthest from you when they combine) massive golden gloople. Bomble 3 times to kill it. can flatten, firebomb, freeze, zap, or tornado you.

New achievements: Ember: Kill a Flamle. Bonfire: kill 20 flamles. Chill: kill a Blizzle. Frost: kill 20 Blizzles. Zap: Kill a zapple. Shock: kill 20 zapples. Flame: kill an Infernle. Fire up the grill: kill 5 infernles. Ice: kill an Arctile. South Pole Style: Kill 5 Arctiles. Electric: kill a Raile. Thunder and lightning: Kill 5 Railes. God killer: Kill a masterle. Heaven Hitman: Kill 3 Masterles. Take Cover!: Kill a bomble. Grenadier: Kill 25 Bombles. Iron Man: Survive a Bomble explosion. Avid Bomber: kill 5 enemies with 1 bomble. Tank: Kill a Masterle without taking any hits.

If I have more ideas, I’ll post them!