Recent posts by Provis on Kongregate

Topic: Off-topic / ot king and queen

Can I nominate Stephen Fry four times
If not, how about three

Topic: Off-topic / In which direction does your toilet spin when you flush it

My toilet stays still, but the water inside spins
Y’all gots some broke toilets.

Topic: Off-topic / Why did the eagles and vultures attacked?

Global warming is causing these attacks
It is also the source of bird acid

Topic: Off-topic / Idiots who tell you that coffee stunts your growth

Old wives have a 100% accuracy rate. You’re probably just not a real person.

Topic: Off-topic / Ruling Class of Kong is dead

I probably wouldn’t notice

Topic: Off-topic / The seemingly endless staircase

Climb down and then scale the outside of the tower instead of using the stairs

Topic: Off-topic / Pirates VS. Ninjas VS. Vampires VS. Wizards VS. Vikings VS. Zombies VS. Werewolves VS. Robots VS. Demons VS. Mutants

They all win. They realize friendship is more important.

Topic: Off-topic / Things you love that most people seem to hate.

I only like things that have been pre-approved by the cool kids
That way I’m cool too

Topic: Off-topic / 2012 is the end for all of you

Can I become a crow instead of dying

Topic: Off-topic / The Beatles

Originally posted by Piple:

Pink Floyd master race

Pink Floyd can’t cross roads though

Topic: Off-topic / Kongristmas Secret Greg ~ Delivery Christmas Morning

Originally posted by 35kdog:

I don’t even know anything about my matchup :c

Just make me a present instead
I’m sure they won’t mind

Topic: Off-topic / >Drop a bottle of Gold Peak Lemonade Iced Tea

I did that with a basketball one time

Topic: Off-topic / So I'm playing D&D when this little guy comes along.

Vince Diesel has always been my personal role model

Originally posted by LukeMann:

Because he is famous for being an action movie star; not for being a smart person.

Vince Diesel actually invented gasoline, which is where diesel fuel comes from

Topic: Off-topic / DECEMBER! Santa Hat Month

this is my time to shine

Topic: Off-topic / Help maybe??

That doesn’t seem to hard to do but I have to leave here in a minute
It’s true I’m not chickening out I promise

Topic: Off-topic / Help maybe??

Can you post the picture so we can see what we’re working with?

Topic: Off-topic / Kongristmas Secret Greg ~ Delivery Christmas Morning

I came here to check if it was too late to sign up for this
It is

Topic: Off-topic / Calculus

I would recommend Garfield #46: Garfield Spills the Beans
It’s a classic

Topic: Off-topic / Your home has become infested with crows

Trick a heron into making a mess of my pots and pans
Crows are terrified of herons

Topic: Off-topic / If you had a gun...

I would kill Sauron
That guy is a jerk

Topic: Off-topic / Lost faith in humanity

I lost Faith in humanity one time but after searching through the crowd I found her again

is funny joke

Topic: Off-topic / Girls Dont Like Moustaches

Girls only like mustaches
That’s the only thing they like
Trust me I’m a professional

Topic: Off-topic / Rolby for Mod 2013

I vote Rolby for Rolby 2013

Topic: Off-topic / This thread is for planning mods birthday parties (mods gtfo)

Their favorite cake is triple chocolate bacon and sausage

Topic: Off-topic / Are you really you?

It makes perfect sense
That’s why people die
It’s a big game of musical chairs