Recent posts by Provis on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / Penis

You’re right

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is OT dying ?

I suggest—as always—ritualistic sacrifice. That always seems to get the job done.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / HOW TO MAKE ZAM RAGE QUIT AT POKEMON

Zam why didn’t you just win? That’s what I would’ve done

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is OT dying ?

Yes OT is dying as we all are as every gasp of desperate breath brings us nigher to that mysterious realm where each shall take his chamber in the silent halls of death v-v
good nite sweet prince

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Kongronauts

can i be a kosmonaut

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT is going to be deleted May 1st

Originally posted by CoolPassUser:

You called?

Yeah, could I have a large meat lover’s pizza for delivery?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / -KennethP30- Rajesh1999 cloned himself!

That annoying little figgknob has an alt!…Assemble the moderators!

Originally posted by Shockwave443:

Well I STILL want somebody to banned around here!
points at Rajesh

But having more than one account is in no way a violation of any rule

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT is going to be deleted May 1st

Cool

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Who is the best bandawagon-starter?

It’s probably caravine

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT's Regulars Masterthread

Yesss, I’m the only p
now I can have the p all to myself!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Proof CROWS are smarter then the average person

Crows really are crazy smart and it’s cool and kind of scary

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What do moderators see when chatting?

My friend’s uncle was a mod in Vietnam and I can verify this is the truth

 
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Topic: Off-topic / how to debate an atheist

Of course there is a God, I mean, crows don’t just happen

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Homestuck is stupid

I don’t really like Homestuck. I read some of the other mspaint adventures, though, and problem sleuth was awesome. I just never got into Homestuck

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: You're the enemy!

Inflate balloon
Rub hand across balloon slowly
Watch them crumble

 
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Topic: Off-topic / World's Best School Psychologist (Creepypasta Fridays #12) (Awarded for the Best Single-Part Story of 2013)

I like to imagine Dr. Tanner is Bob Saget

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The question of the day!

Originally posted by Provis:

Stay here for like for-freaking-ever or something probably

Oh wait the question changed. I didn’t read the whole thread at the time because I’m a noob

Originally posted by Meistheman:

If Kongregate let you be a mod, would you accept the invitation?
If yes, would you take advantage of it?

Probably not since that already happened and I didn’t like it
I probably wouldn’t even do anything if I was a mod now, haha
I used to care way too much shudder

Edit:
Oh gosh
I just went back and actually read all that gunk I wrote
ew gross

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What would you do if you had a fat nerd bully?

I would probably be friends with him. That tie is hella tieght

 
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Topic: Off-topic / hi im new here

I’ve never been to OT before

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Pie or Cake?

cakes r kool

Originally posted by xXDMinorXx:

God.

That wasn’t the question either

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do vegans ever live to age of 80?

Trick question. Vegans aren’t actually alive. They’re really undead minions trying to seduce us towards their cause by first weakening our resolve by taking away our food.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do you have an accent?

I have a slight southern accent; I’ll catch myself saying “fer” instead of “for” and so on

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Say something that your avatar would

“I hate artichokes probably” – That guy, 2014

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why do mods remove the OP and not lock the thread?

It’s just to get your goat, and especially yours
Trust me, I’m in the know

 
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Topic: Off-topic / SHOULD guns be LEGAL

YES because you can’t spell LEGAL w/out EGAL am i right, america yes