Recent posts by Provis on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / Dairy products are murder

I like to drizzle the blood of the cow over my dairy products. I mean, if it’s gonna die anyway I might as well use as much as I can

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Best Intro quote for every OTer! (Minigame thread)

Originally posted by DrOctagonapus2:

When I first heard of Provis, I immediately though of some kind of anal emptying medicine. I was somewhat correct.

I couldn’t remember in which thread that was and I didn’t feel like searching so I improvised a little

 
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Topic: Off-topic / My thread is quite incomprehensive.

This is my favorite thread I’ve read all day <3

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Official Pies.jpg thread

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Describe and rate this picture.

That picture changed my life 80/10 I’ve found religion

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How many minutes you stayed in a bathroom?

I stayed in a bathroom for the first four years of my life. It’s not so bad, I got extra clean. I haven’t had to wash since. My pores secrete lilac and other various scents at this point.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT has a Wiki, and it's awful.

Needs more pages about me 10/10 would never read again

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Are Martial Arts For Nerds?

As a nerd I can confirm that “martial arts” is our training regiment. We raise young nerdlings to focus their hate and anger. Our army grows, Rolby.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Hypotetical: All Internet Trolls Get Exterminated

Start trolling. Supply is down so demand will be high! I’ll be rich!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Never have I ever. (Yes this old game)

never

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I invented the flying car!

Where do I throw my cash?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I invented the flying car!

Originally posted by DoomlordKravoka:

-<SILENCE THE HERETIC!>-

oh sorry whoops

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What's your favorite color

My favorite color is SpearDudezor

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Health & Fitness

I recently started working out for the first time ever! Since I moved to college I’ve been going to the on-campus fitness center. Just in the past three months I’ve already noticed muscle gain and definition. Exercise is cool!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / WOW.

Mine was more normal. My posting style has honestly degraded steadily
Hooray!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I invented the flying car!

[REDACTED]

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I hate close minded people

Legal advice: stab them.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Penis

You’re right

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is OT dying ?

I suggest—as always—ritualistic sacrifice. That always seems to get the job done.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / HOW TO MAKE ZAM RAGE QUIT AT POKEMON

Zam why didn’t you just win? That’s what I would’ve done

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is OT dying ?

Yes OT is dying as we all are as every gasp of desperate breath brings us nigher to that mysterious realm where each shall take his chamber in the silent halls of death v-v
good nite sweet prince

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Kongronauts

can i be a kosmonaut

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT is going to be deleted May 1st

Originally posted by CoolPassUser:

You called?

Yeah, could I have a large meat lover’s pizza for delivery?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / -KennethP30- Rajesh1999 cloned himself!

That annoying little figgknob has an alt!…Assemble the moderators!

Originally posted by Shockwave443:

Well I STILL want somebody to banned around here!
points at Rajesh

But having more than one account is in no way a violation of any rule

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT is going to be deleted May 1st

Cool