Recent posts by Dual_Shock on Kongregate

Topic: Off-topic / KongMan 3 : the Battle for Middle Earth (by IKN , the final of the series)

I know this is to long and not that funny

Topic: Serious Discussion / Have You Been Told To Love Thy Neighbor? heh, that isn't common these days...

On the second sentence it goes “our waterline” sorry for the typo!

Topic: Serious Discussion / Have You Been Told To Love Thy Neighbor? heh, that isn't common these days...

Mainly I can’t love my neighbors, first of all, I live in a apartment, so does my other neighbors who are connected to my house.

First of all, my next door neighbor and me share the same waterline, so what ever crap they stuff down their drain goe’s into both of ourterline.

Well since my neighbors have no common sense of how to properly get rid of alot of food, they took a whole pot of rice, almost looked like it, and just tried to dump it into their kitchen sink and tried to just get rid of the rice, by not using their garbage disposal all that damn rice backed up into my sink.

Well I called the the rental office of where I lived and they sent a worker of theirs to fix my sink.
This is the funny part, when ever I used my garbage disposal, water would start filling up their sink,…. when my sink was fixed , my neighbor’s wasn’t , so as you would imagine, they poured crap down their sink again and that was the final straw for me.

I kept switching my garbage disposal on and off until I heard my neighbors screaming, W! T! F!, That whole entire night I laughed my butt off while my neighbors went off all night, this incident goes to show that if you know you sink is broken don’t use it.

Second of all, my neighbors shortly after this would non-stop blare rap music all day, the song songs to, and all the song mainly had non-stop cursing to.

So…. as being a neighbor, I showed them some “Neighborly Love” by putting both my stereo’s against my wall to match theirs, and all day long I would blared classical music, which drove them insane.

It was freak’in funny. All day my neighbors would turn their TV, and their stereo all day on their maximum volume to block out the sound of my stereo. But it never worked.

Third of all, my neighbors ALWAYS are on their porch, it drives me CRAZY! So I took the pleasure of “sweeping the dirt off my porch” right at them almost every once in awhile, they would be forced to go inside.

Well Mainly that raps it up for me today.

Topic: Collaborations / Action/RPG game Idea

I do not make flash games and do not have the software to help with the game , but…. I most certainly can help with the storyline, the battle system spells and all that other stuff, just to let you know I would help for free and would accept no credit but I am a huge Action/RPG game fan so if you need my help at all just whisper or shout it on my profile

Topic: Serious Discussion / will the world end this saturday?

lol

Topic: Serious Discussion / will the world end this saturday?

No the world will not end on satuday for that God himself will bring upon the end of earth cleasing it of sin and the wicked one satan along with his demons, and a new paradise shall be the home on Earth for those who weren’t followers of satan, not to be bible person but the world will end when God decides to end it and all pain and suffering will be wiped away, just to prove to you that the world could end any day, any year, it will be God’s day of judgement

Topic: Off-topic / KongMan 3 : the Battle for Middle Earth (by IKN , the final of the series)

KongMan has finnaly brought Gregdalf the evil Pink Wizard back to his rightful place of non-existance. But Gregdalf hasn’t died out. His power and greed still live on, and so doe’s his new born army.

The Shire 1236 A.D

Frodo was runing through the woods fearfuly as if he was being chased by Mike Tyson with a Spiked Boxing glove. “You son of a ** , I am going to report you for wreckless driving, look at my face, you just had to come see bilbo turn 128!” said Frodo angerly. “ Oh no you did not just dis me” said Gandalf clubing Frodo up side the head with his staff. Then out of the blue they ran through a door while still in the wagon , and ended up going on Oprah. “Today we have Gandalf and Frodo on the show who have been fighting for 10 seconds” said Oprah. “So Gandalf, you said quote, * Oh no you did not just dis me”. “Yes , I did say that” said Gandalf. “And Frodo how does that make you feel?” said Oprah. “It hurt, starts crying , It hurt and broke my heart that Tidus and Yuna died in Final Fantasy X-2” said Frodo still crying.

Frodo finnaly game to a halt when falling face first into the back of a moving wagon.
"Frodo , is that you me homie?" said Gandalf cheerfully.

KongMan 3: the Battle for Middle Earth

“Bilbo do you want to go to the movies tonight for your 128th year old birthday?” said Gandalf. “While, yes we shall go to the movies, but I call the movies cinematic adventures since I love them so much.” said Bilbo. “Well get dressed because Iron Man the movie starts soon.” said Gandalf.

At The Movies….

Gandalf and Bilbo had just walked into the movies before Gandalf halted Bilbo and asked “Before we go into the movies, I wanted to say , I am g.. Do You Want any TREATS!” said Gandalf correcting himself. “No, I am still full from bennegins” said Bilbo. Gandalf and Bilbo then walked into the room where Iron Man was playing. “You know Gandalf for a seat at the movie’s is kindalike an adventure, do you want to sit at the top, do you want to sit and the bottom or in the middle?” said Bilbo. “Race me to the middle ha he ha!” said Gandalf pushing people out of his way. But as fate would have it when Gandalf and Bilbo sat down , and the movie was starting, Bilbo looked at Gandalf and said “I thinking I want some treats” said bilbo. “Well want do you want?” said Gandalf. “Well what do they have?” said Bilbo. “They got the same crap from 50’s , sode pop and popcorn, let’s go” said Gandalf impatiently. “Ummmm, Ummmm, Ummmm, Ithink I want some of those chocolate covered crunchies, a icee but in a bamboo cup because the plastic one’s make my hands cold, you know the nacho cheese? I just want the cheese not the nachos just the cheese, some of those chocolate pretzle’s and a small popcorn” said Bilbo. “Wow , I wish my grandmother would die right now so I could get the money she owes me in her will” said Gandalf. “Just please get it” said Bilbo. “My hopes were that when we left the theater you would be Obese.” said Gandalf walking off to the concesion stand. When Gandalf reached he bumped into a strange looking man that had white hair and had a name tag on him that read sauroman. “I am so sorry sir” said Gandalf. “Oh it is fine hunnybun I am not hurt but would you please help me and sauron out to get the ring from that hobbit with you?” said sauroman. “Uh, hang on, uh Sir! person at the concesion stand! can I get some of your chocolate cruncies, an icee, and you know the nacho cheese? just the cheese not the nachos. Gandalf then payed for the food and went back into the room where Bilbo was and gave him his food. But then out of no where a man sat next to Gandalf, and it wasn’t that sauroman guy, it was a guy that had a superhero outfit that read KongMan. When the movie finished, the same KongMan person went out into the parking lot and left. Gandalf and Bilbo soon followed the KongMan person in their wagon back to the Shire. Gandalf and Bilbo then went back inside, where Bilbo pulled a ring from his pocket where he handed it to Frodo while Bilibo acted like the exersist. “Frodo you must toss that ring back into the fires of Mount Doom where that ring was made, we veture tomarrow to questions asked, ok?” said Gandalf.

The Next Day….

Frodo and Gandalf vetured off to rivendell where they would start the fellowship of the ring which was a group of strong warriors that would lead Frodo to Mordor.

At Rivendell….

“Ok listen up *’s, Frodo our main homie has to destroy thing bling-bling before we all get drive-byed , do we have a understanding?” said Elrond which was the head of Rivendell. But then after this was said a group of Elves and Dwarf’s showed up riding horses. But after these people showed up the same strange man that Gandalf had saw at the movies wearing the KongMan superhero outfit showed up. Elrond then grabed a elve named Legolous that had one leg. Then Elrond Grabed a Dwarf named Gimne that was a fat and short thing. And finnaly the KongMan person was pulled in with the elve and dwarf. This shall be the Fellowship of the ring, Legolous the Handicap hero,....”said Elrond being interupted by another hobit. “Mr . Frodo can’t go without me, this team needs a intelligent person on their team.” said Samwise. “Legolous the Handicap hero, Gimne the fat short thing, this guy in a weird superhero outfit, Gandalf the wizard, and Samwise the dumshit, so this will be the fellowship of the ring” said Elrond

This was part one to be continued…..

Made by Dual_Shock (founder of IKN) thank you

Topic: Games / Final Fantasy Going Overboard

Final Fantasy has been a total hit since 1986 , but as technology advances , so does the graphics , but is Square-Enix going overboard and ignoring the storyline and worrying about the graphics more than the most important part of each Final Fantasy game which is their storyline ?

Topic: Kongregate / Kongregate Newspaper

Ok I most likely know and think that you copyed this idea off my IKN Important Kongregate News and I know you did this so , and if I ever find out that one of my story ideas are copyed , all hell will break lose on my side , so just take this as a verbal warning please.

Topic: Games / Final Fantasy Fanclub

I am trying to persuade Kongregate staff members and the MODS to build a All FF chatroom , Not just 7 !, And I would like if any of u FF lovers would go to the Kongregate Section and go to Final Fanasty Fan Club PLEASE