Recent posts by Cimerax on Kongregate

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Topic: Forum Games: Continuous Games / Prove the user above you is Illuminati.

Title. The less sense it makes, the better.
I guess I should start, but since no user is above me, I’ll start with the banner.

Kongregate.
Kongregate has 10 letters. Advertisers also has ten letters.
Advertise. Wrestlemania tickets are advertised on WWE network.
WWE. We all know John Cena is working with anteaters and the Illuminati to steal all the world’s food and keep it for the Illuminati. Is Kongregate working with John Cena? Yes.
WWE has three letters. Kongregate has three syllables. Triangles have three sides. Illuminati is a triangle.
Kongregate users have eyes. John Cena has eyes. Illuminati has one eye.
Kongregate is Illuminati confirmed.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / On a 1-10 scale how "Good Looking" do you think this man was..?

I’m going to say 11. That moustache is power. Like a caterpillar that oozes pure sex.

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Is Atheism a belief system?

“Atheism is, by definition, the belief that there is no god.”
Not really. It’s defined as the lack of belief in a god. I’ve never claimed to know that there is no god, as I’m not arrogant.
A lack of belief being called a belief system is an oxymoron.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / it's 2am and I'm reading gay Donald trump fan fiction

Obviously writing your own Trump erotic fic.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do you think English should be the official world language?

It almost is. I think nearly 30% of humans know English (don’t quote me on that, I didn’t actually do research.), which is kind of a lot. There are definitely more speakers of Spanish and Chinese, but from my understanding, most international business is conducted in English. Feel free to correct my ignorant, American ass if I’m wrong.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Official Kanye West for President Masterthread

Kanye West is Kanye Best.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What was the last thing you copy/pasted?

http://youtu.be/MFiRImul_d0

(I’ll be honest, I’ve no idea what video that is.)

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Continuous Games / Who will post next?

Fuck no.
Bankzy.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official History Of Off-Topic (please read)

Is it cool if I bump this? I need to get up to speed for the exam.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Who has the highest "posting stamina?"

Originally posted by 15man:
Originally posted by Cimerax:
Originally posted by Immortal7777:

I bet they say something like “Hang on, let me get my microscope”

Nah, just the tweezers.

“Id ask if your in yet. . . but i can feel your thighs on mine

My favorite was, “Take out your pinky.”

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Who has the highest "posting stamina?"

Originally posted by Immortal7777:

I bet they say something like “Hang on, let me get my microscope”

Nah, just the tweezers.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Who has the highest "posting stamina?"

Fuck autocorrect. That was almost funny, too. ;-;

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Who has the highest "posting stamina?"

Originally posted by 15man:
Originally posted by Cimerax:
Originally posted by MaginManiac7:
Originally posted by Cimerax:

All I know is I’ve become semi-apathetic, so mine is dreadful.
But Professional sounds legendary.

If posting every minute day in day out with one word posts insulting people makes you a legend, then yeah I guess

Sometimes it’s not the size that matters. Least that’s what women tell me.

that’s what girls say to guys with small dicks.
all i’ve ever heard is
DAMN IS THAT FIRE-HOSE?”

So it’s constantly floppy?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Who has the highest "posting stamina?"

Originally posted by MaginManiac7:
Originally posted by Cimerax:

All I know is I’ve become semi-apathetic, so mine is dreadful.
But Professional sounds legendary.

If posting every minute day in day out with one word posts insulting people makes you a legend, then yeah I guess

Sometimes it’s not the size that matters. Least that’s what women tell me.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Continuous Games / Between the above 2 avatars, which do you prefer?

Bankzy. Oink oink, muthafucka.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Who has the highest "posting stamina?"

All I know is I’ve become semi-apathetic, so mine is dreadful.
But Professional sounds legendary.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Introduction Thread

Originally posted by Meistheman:
Originally posted by Cimerax:

Oh hey, is that Sosusline goddess still around?

havent seen that guy in months

Holy shit, it’s a guy?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Introduction Thread

Oh hey, is that Sosusline goddess still around?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / donald trump outlawed shitposting.

Originally posted by amainthejolk:
Originally posted by 15man:
Originally posted by amainthejolk:

I’m not American so it does not effect me.

read the op.

That would never happen.

Sure it would. Obviously Trump wants a more pure 4chan.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / an srtange man captures you in a dog kennel

I’d question how he carried my ass to the kennel. Then pick harmonica so I can be a dragon cowboy.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Introduction Thread

Originally posted by 15man:
Originally posted by Cimerax:

Might as well re-introduce myself.

The idiotic furfag with with a giant Absol boner who shitposted and listened to Linkin Park unironically? The one who later claimed to be trolling the whole time rather than just admitting that, yeah, he was an idiot? That was me.

I am kind of different now, so I might as well do this new me stuff. I listen to actual, non-bad metal now, like Megadeth, Alestorm, Ensiferum, Pantera, Motorhead, Nightwish, etc. I like pro wrestling; my favorite wrestler is The Undertaker, even though he was Generic Biker A for a few years. Doctor Who, favorite Doctor is 10. Still a gamer, otherwise I wouldn’t be here. Still into pretty much all genres. Lately I’ve been going back and playing old Command & Conquer games because why not, those games kicked ass. I’m a brony because it wouldn’t be right of Cimerax to re-invade Kongregate without at least a small trace of autism. Aaaand I’m a drunk now. Woo!

Your little shithead got older and went to college, which is kinda cool. Just pursuing a general studies degree right now, as I’ve no idea what the fuck I want to do whatever decade I grow up.

what’s this?
>pony avi
>willing to call himself a furfag
>Alestorm
>Command & Conquer games
i don’t know who the fuck you are but you just became my favorite poster here!
welcome to ot!

That was quick. Wanna be pals?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / you are now the president

Get laid, get paid, get assassinated.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How old are you really?


Yeah, bullshit, I’m a child at heart.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Introduction Thread

Might as well re-introduce myself.

The idiotic furfag with with a giant Absol boner who shitposted and listened to Linkin Park unironically? The one who later claimed to be trolling the whole time rather than just admitting that, yeah, he was an idiot? That was me.

I am kind of different now, so I might as well do this new me stuff. I listen to actual, non-bad metal now, like Megadeth, Alestorm, Ensiferum, Pantera, Motorhead, Nightwish, etc. I like pro wrestling; my favorite wrestler is The Undertaker, even though he was Generic Biker A for a few years. Doctor Who, favorite Doctor is 10. Still a gamer, otherwise I wouldn’t be here. Still into pretty much all genres. Lately I’ve been going back and playing old Command & Conquer games because why not, those games kicked ass. I’m a brony because it wouldn’t be right of Cimerax to re-invade Kongregate without at least a small trace of autism. Aaaand I’m a drunk now. Woo!

Your little shithead got older and went to college, which is kinda cool. Just pursuing a general studies degree right now, as I’ve no idea what the fuck I want to do whatever decade I grow up.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is the worst anime you have ever seen?

High School of the Dead.
Am I allowed to say that? Because I feel like it was made for early teens who only care about boobs and gore.