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Topic: Off-topic / How tolerant are you with grammar?

If your grammar makes your post hard to read, and I know English is your first language, I don’t think you deserve a keyboard.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Off topic could be a better place

We need to travel back in time to 2009.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Too skinny?

Originally posted by Terence22205:

Too skinny, sorry.


It might be changed considering you’re age

That thing doesn’t seem to take frame size and muscle mass into consideration.
Also, your*

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Too skinny?

Originally posted by satanspharaoh:
Originally posted by CarlSweatpants:

Not skinny enough. Vomit more.

I’m not bulimic. I just have high metabolism.
infact, i eat like a pig lolol

Eat like a bigger pig.

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Gay Marriage

Originally posted by FlabbyWoofWoof:
Originally posted by Cimerax:
Originally posted by Ungeziefer:

First off, you need to realize that people were getting married before recorded history. Before any religions that exist today existed.

Really many of the religions that exist today, or their root religion, can be traced back to the brink of recorded history. Are you suggesting that primordial man was without religion? Or that there are full and clear distinct breaks in our religious heritage?

Sure, they had religions, but they were different religions.

Who’s to say if they had religion before ‘marriage’….and who’s to say that even if primordial man had religions that marriage was based on a religous notion or a societital idea of union?

Okay, I have a confession: I don’t know everything.
I never said the first marriage happened before the first religion was born. It’s impossible to know whether it did or not.
I do know that Judaism, the first of the Abrahamic religions, dates back to about 1800 BCE. Knowing that marriage existed before any of the Abrahamic faiths, it is impossible to think of marriage as a Christian invention. Marriage didn’t even become a “holy union” until the fifth century.

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Gay Marriage

Originally posted by Ungeziefer:

First off, you need to realize that people were getting married before recorded history. Before any religions that exist today existed.

Really many of the religions that exist today, or their root religion, can be traced back to the brink of recorded history. Are you suggesting that primordial man was without religion? Or that there are full and clear distinct breaks in our religious heritage?

Sure, they had religions, but they were different religions.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Mind Fuck

Originally posted by graveyard890:
Originally posted by Cimerax:
Originally posted by Hamsters_R_Boss:

For you? It can’t be a opinion

“In my humble opinion, this fact is correct.”
XD

Prove it.

I think it’s already been proven.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Mind Fuck

Originally posted by Hamsters_R_Boss:

For you? It can’t be a opinion

“In my humble opinion, this fact is correct.”
XD

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Always-online officially confirmed for next Xbox

I’ve also heard that the console requires an internet connection to even use. What if my internet is fucking up, and I want to play some single player?

Originally posted by ThetaPrime01400:

AND IF YOU CARE SO MUCH DON’T FUCKING BUY THE CONSOLE

I won’t. That doesn’t mean I can’t criticize it, dude.

Originally posted by Fronebular:

The PS4 is looking pretty hot now.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Which kind of girl would you rather date and why?

I don’t care what she looks like, as long as she can cook.
That said, I need one of the 6’3" ones, so she can reach the spices I keep up high.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What would you do if a god told you that life was a test

I’d become god and smite Blood on the Dance Floor.
Then maybe do something about world hunger or whatever.

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Gay Marriage

First off, you need to realize that people were getting married before recorded history. Before any religions that exist today existed.

Originally posted by GameCrazyKid:

…it is a distinct abomination of a Christian belief.

“Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof…” -First Amendment to the United States Constitution
Fuck you.

I don’t think there are any real religions that accept homosexuality, I think all of them either reject it or do not comment on it (But not commenting does not mean they support it. Or “it is fine”)

It tends to mean they don’t have a problem with gay people.
Also, I am a strong believer that homosexuality is unnatural.

Let’s ignore all the gay animals in the world, and pretend that homosexuality is unnatural. So is your computer. So is every language. So is the text you used to spew that bigotry all over my screen.
If we look at it with a scientific view homosexuality literally drains on the survival of the species.

No, it doesn’t. Humans aren’t endangered. You know there are a lot of gay people. There are a shit-ton of cats, and some of them are gay. I could go on for days.
And you seem to believe that if you can’t make babies, you shouldn’t marry. What about women who have been through menopause? Or men who have had vasectomies? Should those people just avoid marriage?
And lastly, if we legalize Gay Marriage how can we say no to things like Polygamy?

I fail to see what’s wrong with polygamy. I wouldn’t marry more than one person, but to each his own.
But while I do realize that not everyone believes in my religion and not everyone should be bound by it’s law I feel like legalizing Gay marriage will tread on the beliefs of billions of people.

It’s not like people are being gay AT you, or trying to force you into a gay marriage. We just want equality.
Because the bible says “Marriage is between a man and a woman for love and procreation, any other definition is an abomination.”

Do you understand the concept of separation of church and state? Your religion doesn’t matter.
You know what else is an abomination, according to the Bible? Mixing fabrics!
-Deuteronomy 22:11
-Leviticus 19:19
I’m not making this shit up. Look these verses up yourself.
Honestly, I couldn’t care less if they were “legally bonded” or they were “In a partnership” but it is the term. The term “marriage” that I do not want being changed.

Why? Do you worship the word? Christians didn’t fucking invent the concept of marriage!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What do kids say nowadays?

The word ‘cunt’ is really cool now.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Favourite Youtuber(s)

Seems like you judge YouTubers by their looks alone.
I’m gonna assume you’re a troll, and refrain from bashing you for your intelligence.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Favourite Youtuber(s)

Not sure if I have posted here, but I’m too lazy to check. I like a lot of ‘talk’ channels.
TheAmazingAtheist
MrRepzion
undertakerfreak1127
zaunstar
CammehYaBams
PMRants
iMustDestroyAll
JJDiscussions
etc.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Your avatar and you...

Of course. Just as long as I don’t get Hyper Beam’d.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Microsoft and Sony Need To Stop Being Pussies and Finally Tell Us

Not all gamers are rich.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What monster do you prefer?[Upgrade]

Hydra. Cut off one head, two more replace it. Kinda fucking scary.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / When did you start to masturbate?

12. Haven’t missed a day.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / This Bullying Shit is Getting Out of Hand

You know you can go back and edit your original post, right?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What would win in a fight?

Me.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Superbowl predictions

Originally posted by pink_princess:

I predict that neither team will win on Saturday. In fact I highly doubt anyone will even bother to show up to see a game on Saturday.

Originally posted by Fishstickz13:
Originally posted by Storaged:

And what sport do they play?


Hand egg ball


What the hell is hand egg ball? The game is called American football.

You are right.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I just got a haircut

Sexy.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / February 21st is No Fap Day (NFD)

Just because you said that, I’m gonna go ahead and fap 12 times that day.

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Gun Issues

Banning alcohol in the 20s didn’t stop people from drinking. Our current drug laws aren’t keeping people from using drugs. Banning guns won’t stop people from getting ahold of guns.