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Topic: Off-topic / briefly describe what is in your room

No way, I need those pennies in case I decide to really piss off a cashier.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Everyone on the planet is overweight except you

Originally posted by Pokerpo:

I’d laugh.

Originally posted by FrostyGhosts:

I’ll steal banks, bcz fat police can’t run ober meh


You can’t steal an entire bank.

Watch me.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / briefly describe what is in your room

Xbox 360
Wii
Flask
Bookshelf with books on it
Deodorant, aftershave, lotion, and various other products I use to care for myself
Dresser
Closet
My clothing
TV
Desk
Vinyl Scratch figure
Red Dead Redemption poster
Some Metallica CDs
Bed
$50 in pennies
A wine glass with a dragon and pentagram on it
Several chairs
Several knives
Everything my bank has ever sent me
Alarm clock that the whole house can hear but I somehow can’t
My Kindle
My phone
Several Bluetooth speakers
Car keys
Two lamps, only one of which still works
A strongbox under my bed full of I fucking forgot
A Zippo
Probably cigarettes somewhere
Cracked magazines from when my dad was a kid
And a bunch of other shit
Basically I have too much stuff.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Friends here :D

How many Daleks does it take to change a lightbulb?
Extermineight!

There’s a Doctor Who joke for you.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Everyone on the planet is overweight except you

Win the Olympics.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Favourite Bible Verses

Originally posted by inmonkeyness:

smoke weed evry day
jesus 4:20
The only bible verse that should matter.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The absolute most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you?

Well, at least you’re honest.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The OT Christmas Tree - 2014

This tree is the single most beautiful abomination I’ve ever seen. I just thought I’d let you all know how I feel.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The absolute most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you?

Originally posted by HoleOfSpam (undefined):

Seeing my son masturbate to Gardevoir.

…Dad?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / So guys, what are you guys dressing up as this Halloween?

Originally posted by HoleOfSpam (undefined):

A nigger

2spooky4me

 
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Topic: Off-topic / So guys, what are you guys dressing up as this Halloween?

Papa Emeritus II.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Favourite Bible Verses

Originally posted by QuixoticQuixote (undefined):

So rape is okay, right?

We went over this. Look at page 2 before you keep parroting this gross misinterpretation.

I’m just having fun, no need to be hostile.
Though I could have added something in the post to make it clear that I was being sarcastic, I think the absurdity of what I said should have been enough.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Fun Facts!

1/3 of snail species stab their mates with love darts before fucking.

Originally posted by Immortal7777 (undefined):

It’s disturbing that you know things about hitler’s private area. Do you have a thing for him?

I actually learned about that from my history teacher. T.T

 
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Topic: Off-topic / YOU CAN NOW EAT ONLY A SINGLE THING FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

Originally posted by GOLDBOT3OOO (undefined):

Bacon.
The rest of my life might not be long, but it sure would be tasty.

Bacon makes your heart tough.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Favourite Bible Verses

Originally posted by 123kittycat101 (undefined):
Originally posted by MmeBunneh (undefined):
Originally posted by Ubermorgen:

“Now kill all the boys. And kill every woman who has slept with a man, but save for yourselves every girl who has never slept with a man.” Numbers 31:17-18

Does that mean God is okay with lesbians or intersex peeps?

It means that women should not desire to sleep with a man, and for the men, they sleep with the women who did not sleep with a man already?

So rape is okay, right?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Favourite Bible Verses

Originally posted by Ubermorgen (undefined):
Originally posted by Cimerax (undefined):
Originally posted by Ubermorgen (undefined):
Originally posted by Cimerax (undefined):
Originally posted by Ubermorgen (undefined):

DanielMontgomery got it right. 97.65% of quantum physicists are Christians according to statistics.

If you pull statistics, you should include a reference.

Google it.

Not my job. I didn’t present statistics.

You can ignore the truth if you want. It’s a free country.

Lol I think we’re done.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / YOU CAN NOW EAT ONLY A SINGLE THING FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

Planets.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Favourite Bible Verses

Originally posted by Ubermorgen (undefined):
Originally posted by Cimerax (undefined):
Originally posted by Ubermorgen (undefined):

DanielMontgomery got it right. 97.65% of quantum physicists are Christians according to statistics.

If you pull statistics, you should include a reference.

Google it.

Not my job. I didn’t present statistics.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Favourite Bible Verses

Originally posted by Ubermorgen (undefined):

DanielMontgomery got it right. 97.65% of quantum physicists are Christians according to statistics.

If you pull statistics, you should include a reference.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Did you ever..?

That’s a terrible thing to do to your body.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Favourite Bible Verses

Fair enough. I guess I disagree with some people who are smarter than me. I’m okay with this.
If I tried to totally disprove the possibility of a god, an unfalsifiable hypothesis, that would be pretty arrogant of me, and that’s something I’ve never set out to do. All I’m saying is I don’t see a necessity for god.

But let’s get back on track. Here’s a wacky one! If in spite of this you still do not listen to me but continue to be hostile toward me, 28 then in my anger I will be hostile toward you, and I myself will punish you for your sins seven times over. 29 You will eat the flesh of your sons and the flesh of your daughters. Leviticus 26:27-30

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Favourite Bible Verses

Originally posted by DanielMontgomery (undefined):
Originally posted by Cimerax (undefined):
Originally posted by DanielMontgomery (undefined):

If God isn’t real for logical reasons then tell me why theoretical physicists, The guys who are trying to understand quantum mechanics, Believe in a God for the most part? In short quantum mechanics is the most complex thing that humans are trying to understand at this moment in time and that requires extremely intelligent people who are rooted in logic in fact. But sure continue to act like you’re smarter than them.

That was out of nowhere. Maybe you meant to quote someone?

(Looks at post count)

No there’s just a lot of people who are anti-religious in this topic. And I’m not going to sit here and boldly claim that Jesus is the only way but I would say that a God is real.

Well your argument is, “These smart people believe in god, so you should too!” I don’t know if what you said is accurate, because I don’t care. No one can know for sure if a deity exists, but I don’t think one does, as god isn’t necessary to explain the ways in which the universe works. If someone smarter than me believes in god, good for them. That doesn’t mean I have to.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Favourite Bible Verses

Originally posted by DanielMontgomery (undefined):

If God isn’t real for logical reasons then tell me why theoretical physicists, The guys who are trying to understand quantum mechanics, Believe in a God for the most part? In short quantum mechanics is the most complex thing that humans are trying to understand at this moment in time and that requires extremely intelligent people who are rooted in logic in fact. But sure continue to act like you’re smarter than them.

That was out of nowhere. Maybe you meant to quote someone?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Favourite Bible Verses

Originally posted by CptEthanA (undefined):

I haven’t ever read the bible…

Here’s one you might like!
He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord.
Deuteronomy 23:1

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The OT Christmas Tree - 2014

Tree doesn’t have enough fanservice. Stick Makoto on.