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Topic: Off-topic / What is the worst anime you have ever seen?

High School of the Dead.
Am I allowed to say that? Because I feel like it was made for early teens who only care about boobs and gore.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Thoughtful Answers to (Not So) Serious Questions

Originally posted by rebelrabbit:

Could time travel theoretically be accomplished by tearing a hole into and manipulating the 4th dimension assuming 4D actually was Time?

Not if it isn’t actually time, because assuming something doesn’t make it so.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Thoughtful Answers to (Not So) Serious Questions

Originally posted by ToofFromDotd:

What if you were held ransom by ISIS?

I would probably get my head sawn off with a rusty fork, then end up on Best Gore under their beheading category.
What if there is really no Off-Topic?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The OT Christmas Tree - 2014


Is it too late for ornaments, or just shit under the tree?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Thoughtful Answers to (Not So) Serious Questions

Originally posted by BlackGTR:

What if I ate Burger World for 30 days and didn’t get any chicks?

Guess the reference. :D

Then you would become obese like Beavis and Butt-Head did, possibly develop a serious heart condition, and significantly reduce the chance of getting chicks in the future.

What if I couldn’t find my pants?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / briefly describe what is in your room

No way, I need those pennies in case I decide to really piss off a cashier.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Everyone on the planet is overweight except you

Originally posted by Pokerpo:

I’d laugh.

Originally posted by FrostyGhosts:

I’ll steal banks, bcz fat police can’t run ober meh


You can’t steal an entire bank.

Watch me.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / briefly describe what is in your room

Xbox 360
Wii
Flask
Bookshelf with books on it
Deodorant, aftershave, lotion, and various other products I use to care for myself
Dresser
Closet
My clothing
TV
Desk
Vinyl Scratch figure
Red Dead Redemption poster
Some Metallica CDs
Bed
$50 in pennies
A wine glass with a dragon and pentagram on it
Several chairs
Several knives
Everything my bank has ever sent me
Alarm clock that the whole house can hear but I somehow can’t
My Kindle
My phone
Several Bluetooth speakers
Car keys
Two lamps, only one of which still works
A strongbox under my bed full of I fucking forgot
A Zippo
Probably cigarettes somewhere
Cracked magazines from when my dad was a kid
And a bunch of other shit
Basically I have too much stuff.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Friends here :D

How many Daleks does it take to change a lightbulb?
Extermineight!

There’s a Doctor Who joke for you.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Everyone on the planet is overweight except you

Win the Olympics.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Favourite Bible Verses

Originally posted by inmonkeyness:

smoke weed evry day
jesus 4:20
The only bible verse that should matter.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The absolute most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you?

Well, at least you’re honest.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The OT Christmas Tree - 2014

This tree is the single most beautiful abomination I’ve ever seen. I just thought I’d let you all know how I feel.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The absolute most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you?

Originally posted by HoleOfSpam (undefined):

Seeing my son masturbate to Gardevoir.

…Dad?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / So guys, what are you guys dressing up as this Halloween?

Originally posted by HoleOfSpam (undefined):

A nigger

2spooky4me

 
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Topic: Off-topic / So guys, what are you guys dressing up as this Halloween?

Papa Emeritus II.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Favourite Bible Verses

Originally posted by QuixoticQuixote (undefined):

So rape is okay, right?

We went over this. Look at page 2 before you keep parroting this gross misinterpretation.

I’m just having fun, no need to be hostile.
Though I could have added something in the post to make it clear that I was being sarcastic, I think the absurdity of what I said should have been enough.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Fun Facts!

1/3 of snail species stab their mates with love darts before fucking.

Originally posted by Immortal7777 (undefined):

It’s disturbing that you know things about hitler’s private area. Do you have a thing for him?

I actually learned about that from my history teacher. T.T

 
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Topic: Off-topic / YOU CAN NOW EAT ONLY A SINGLE THING FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

Originally posted by GOLDBOT3OOO (undefined):

Bacon.
The rest of my life might not be long, but it sure would be tasty.

Bacon makes your heart tough.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Favourite Bible Verses

Originally posted by 123kittycat101 (undefined):
Originally posted by MmeBunneh (undefined):
Originally posted by Ubermorgen:

“Now kill all the boys. And kill every woman who has slept with a man, but save for yourselves every girl who has never slept with a man.” Numbers 31:17-18

Does that mean God is okay with lesbians or intersex peeps?

It means that women should not desire to sleep with a man, and for the men, they sleep with the women who did not sleep with a man already?

So rape is okay, right?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Favourite Bible Verses

Originally posted by Ubermorgen (undefined):
Originally posted by Cimerax (undefined):
Originally posted by Ubermorgen (undefined):
Originally posted by Cimerax (undefined):
Originally posted by Ubermorgen (undefined):

DanielMontgomery got it right. 97.65% of quantum physicists are Christians according to statistics.

If you pull statistics, you should include a reference.

Google it.

Not my job. I didn’t present statistics.

You can ignore the truth if you want. It’s a free country.

Lol I think we’re done.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / YOU CAN NOW EAT ONLY A SINGLE THING FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

Planets.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Favourite Bible Verses

Originally posted by Ubermorgen (undefined):
Originally posted by Cimerax (undefined):
Originally posted by Ubermorgen (undefined):

DanielMontgomery got it right. 97.65% of quantum physicists are Christians according to statistics.

If you pull statistics, you should include a reference.

Google it.

Not my job. I didn’t present statistics.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Favourite Bible Verses

Originally posted by Ubermorgen (undefined):

DanielMontgomery got it right. 97.65% of quantum physicists are Christians according to statistics.

If you pull statistics, you should include a reference.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Did you ever..?

That’s a terrible thing to do to your body.