niubi
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What's your real name?
My name is Fernando.
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niubi
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How do you handle a woman with PMS?
If she’s got really bad PMS, you really can’t.
If you feel like being nice, then cater to her needs and whatnot.
Mostly you just have to weather the storm.
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niubi
4327 posts
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ot king and queen
Originally posted by Aldir:
Aldir and niubi
ya ya i’ll be the king and aldir will be muh queen
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niubi
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Fat People x Thin People
Originally posted by Neitophen:
I’d rather date a chubby girl than one of those anorexic corpses.
Well of course you wouldn’t date the extreme over the one only slightly outside the norm, you fucking idiot.
EDIT: Originally posted by AlextheGreat13:
Originally posted by uzzbuzz:
They both are discriminated, too bad.
Not from what I’ve seen. In Western cultures, being lean is idolized whereas obesity is equated with gluttony and laziness.
Do you know how often people shame me and themselves because I’m skinny?
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niubi
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I am SO tired of tall people
Originally posted by Aldir:
Originally posted by Crash301:
Umm…can’t we just like step on all the shorter people that try to kill us?
I know why short people are so “mad at us”
You are a gigantic faggot. I will pull out your balls and while you keel over in misery I will force feed them to you through a funnel.
cunt.
I’ve never seen you so anally upset.
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niubi
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Do you have any fetish?
Fuck, too many to list.
The main ones are: Asian males, rape, lesbian rape, and daddy/daughter.
Also watersports.
EDIT: the mouth is not a sex organ, and neither is the asshole.
Anything involving a sex organ (penis or vag) and a non-sex organ (asshole, for example) is technically sodomy since ONLY vaginas and penises are sex organs.
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niubi
4327 posts
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niubi
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Vaginas
They take a lot of upkeep.
And even if a chick is clean, she can still have issues with it.
It’s like 10x worse than having an uncircumcised dick.
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niubi
4327 posts
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Who has the most fitting avatar considerating their personality?
Considerating.
Originally posted by CowFriend:
lol ya tote im my avatar eckactly
do u evn avatar brah? yolo

You aint that Happy
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niubi
4327 posts
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God does not exist
Originally posted by Aldir:
Originally posted by niubi:
If that whole Christianity business was true, I’d worship Satan.
No competition.
HAIL SANTA
Originally posted by Aldir:
Originally posted by niubi:
If that whole Christianity business was true, I’d worship Satan.
No competition.
HAIL SANTA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iY0UIK8R9E
EDIT: oops, oh well. too lazy to fix.
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niubi
4327 posts
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niubi
4327 posts
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niubi
4327 posts
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God does not exist
If that whole Christianity business was true, I’d worship Satan.
No competition.
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niubi
4327 posts
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Is google trying to take over the internet
Yes.
I for one welcome our new Google overlords.
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niubi
4327 posts
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Secret Krabby Patty Formula.
Originally posted by Aldir:
Originally posted by Peccancy:
Mammals can eat veggie products, ya know… Ever hear of vegetarians?
Squirrels don’t eat vegetables.
Squirrels are generally found eating nuts and seeds with the occasional berry thrown in for pizzazz.
A squirrel would not, however, be found eating kelp, considering kelp is not part of its natural diet.
Nuts are vegetables.
Burgers are vegetables too.
And tables as well.
Don’t forget pizza.
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niubi
4327 posts
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Secret Krabby Patty Formula.
Oh my god it’s trying so hard.
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niubi
4327 posts
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Secret Krabby Patty Formula.
Originally posted by TheInternetRules:
Originally posted by niubi:
Originally posted by Hamsters_R_Boss:
Originally posted by Terence22205:
disney is 4 babys XD
Disney? SpongeBob SquarePants airs on Nickelodeon and NickToons, only.
“WOOSH” goes the joke as it flies over your head.
A joke that has no relevance and contributes nothing to anything ever.
I’m glad we all missed it.
Dat irrational anger tho
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niubi
4327 posts
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What's your favorite position
Yes.
I find it comforting for some reason.
Or it’s that weird thing where people like to reenact abusive situations.
Idk, haven’t done it in a while since I’m usually sleeping at my boyfriend’s place.
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niubi
4327 posts
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Secret Krabby Patty Formula.
Originally posted by Hamsters_R_Boss:
Originally posted by Terence22205:
disney is 4 babys XD
Disney? SpongeBob SquarePants airs on Nickelodeon and NickToons, only.
“WOOSH” goes the joke as it flies over your head.
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niubi
4327 posts
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I'm Pretty Sure Everyone In OT Hates Me
Originally posted by CrowbarOfJustice:
you seem alright to me, and you show that you are actually conscious about what you are doing and thinking about how your behavior is effecting others here so you are already many times better than a chunk of the users here.
Don’t let some of the regulars here get your goat so easily or you will have a miserable time here 24/7
My white knight senses are tingling.
Go gush over some camerawhore who will never fuck you or something.
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niubi
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niubi
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Hypothetical: You're being mugged.
@OP $40 is still a fair amount of money, especially when you use it to buy cheap booze and drugs.
So your plan wouldn’t work srry.
If they had a gun, I’d just give them the cash.
If they had a knife, I’d just laugh in their face.
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niubi
4327 posts
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Favorite Pokemon...
Primeape.
My favorite evos are mareep-flaafy-ampharos though.
I also really like zangoose and seviper.
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niubi
4327 posts
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drugs you have done
Originally posted by NewSlaacks:
Cannabis is not a drug you fucking amateurs… wtf
lol are you retarded
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niubi
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