Recent posts by niubi on Kongregate

Topic: Off-topic / What's your real name?

My name is Fernando.

Topic: Off-topic / How do you handle a woman with PMS?

If she’s got really bad PMS, you really can’t.
If you feel like being nice, then cater to her needs and whatnot.
Mostly you just have to weather the storm.

Topic: Off-topic / ot king and queen

Originally posted by Aldir:

Aldir and niubi

ya ya i’ll be the king and aldir will be muh queen

Topic: Off-topic / Fat People x Thin People

Originally posted by Neitophen:

I’d rather date a chubby girl than one of those anorexic corpses.

Well of course you wouldn’t date the extreme over the one only slightly outside the norm, you fucking idiot.

EDIT:

Originally posted by AlextheGreat13:

Originally posted by uzzbuzz:

They both are discriminated, too bad.

Not from what I’ve seen. In Western cultures, being lean is idolized whereas obesity is equated with gluttony and laziness.

Do you know how often people shame me and themselves because I’m skinny?

Topic: Off-topic / I am SO tired of tall people

Originally posted by Aldir:

Originally posted by Crash301:

Umm…can’t we just like step on all the shorter people that try to kill us?

I know why short people are so “mad at us”

You are a gigantic faggot. I will pull out your balls and while you keel over in misery I will force feed them to you through a funnel.

cunt.

I’ve never seen you so anally upset.

Topic: Off-topic / Do you have any fetish?

Fuck, too many to list.
The main ones are: Asian males, rape, lesbian rape, and daddy/daughter.
Also watersports.

EDIT: the mouth is not a sex organ, and neither is the asshole.
Anything involving a sex organ (penis or vag) and a non-sex organ (asshole, for example) is technically sodomy since ONLY vaginas and penises are sex organs.

Topic: Off-topic / K+

no

Topic: Off-topic / Vaginas

They take a lot of upkeep.
And even if a chick is clean, she can still have issues with it.
It’s like 10x worse than having an uncircumcised dick.

Topic: Off-topic / Who has the most fitting avatar considerating their personality?

Considerating.

Originally posted by CowFriend:

lol ya tote im my avatar eckactly

do u evn avatar brah? yolo

You aint that Happy

Topic: Off-topic / God does not exist

Originally posted by Aldir:

Originally posted by niubi:

If that whole Christianity business was true, I’d worship Satan.
No competition.

HAIL SANTA

Originally posted by Aldir:

Originally posted by niubi:

If that whole Christianity business was true, I’d worship Satan.
No competition.

HAIL SANTA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iY0UIK8R9E

EDIT: oops, oh well. too lazy to fix.

Topic: Off-topic / If you could delete one website other that 4chan or reddit, what website would you choose?

Tumblr.
So hopefully everyone on there would anhero.

Topic: Off-topic / Do you look more like your mother or father?

I look like both equally.
Unfortunately.

Topic: Off-topic / God does not exist

If that whole Christianity business was true, I’d worship Satan.
No competition.

Topic: Off-topic / Is google trying to take over the internet

Yes.
I for one welcome our new Google overlords.

Topic: Off-topic / Secret Krabby Patty Formula.

Originally posted by Aldir:

Originally posted by Peccancy:

Mammals can eat veggie products, ya know… Ever hear of vegetarians?

Squirrels don’t eat vegetables.
Squirrels are generally found eating nuts and seeds with the occasional berry thrown in for pizzazz.
A squirrel would not, however, be found eating kelp, considering kelp is not part of its natural diet.

Nuts are vegetables.

Burgers are vegetables too.

And tables as well.

Don’t forget pizza.

Topic: Off-topic / Secret Krabby Patty Formula.

Oh my god it’s trying so hard.

Topic: Off-topic / Secret Krabby Patty Formula.

Originally posted by TheInternetRules:

Originally posted by niubi:

Originally posted by Hamsters_R_Boss:

Originally posted by Terence22205:

disney is 4 babys XD

Disney? SpongeBob SquarePants airs on Nickelodeon and NickToons, only.

“WOOSH” goes the joke as it flies over your head.

A joke that has no relevance and contributes nothing to anything ever.

I’m glad we all missed it.

Dat irrational anger tho

Topic: Off-topic / What's your favorite position

Yes.
I find it comforting for some reason.
Or it’s that weird thing where people like to reenact abusive situations.
Idk, haven’t done it in a while since I’m usually sleeping at my boyfriend’s place.

Topic: Off-topic / Secret Krabby Patty Formula.

Originally posted by Hamsters_R_Boss:

Originally posted by Terence22205:

disney is 4 babys XD

Disney? SpongeBob SquarePants airs on Nickelodeon and NickToons, only.

“WOOSH” goes the joke as it flies over your head.

Topic: Off-topic / I'm Pretty Sure Everyone In OT Hates Me

Originally posted by CrowbarOfJustice:

you seem alright to me, and you show that you are actually conscious about what you are doing and thinking about how your behavior is effecting others here so you are already many times better than a chunk of the users here.

Don’t let some of the regulars here get your goat so easily or you will have a miserable time here 24/7

My white knight senses are tingling.
Go gush over some camerawhore who will never fuck you or something.

Topic: Off-topic / I'm Pretty Sure Everyone In OT Hates Me

Leave.
Then we’ll love you for it <3

Topic: Off-topic / Hypothetical: You're being mugged.

@OP $40 is still a fair amount of money, especially when you use it to buy cheap booze and drugs.
So your plan wouldn’t work srry.

If they had a gun, I’d just give them the cash.
If they had a knife, I’d just laugh in their face.

Topic: Off-topic / Favorite Pokemon...

Primeape.
My favorite evos are mareep-flaafy-ampharos though.
I also really like zangoose and seviper.

Topic: Off-topic / drugs you have done

Originally posted by NewSlaacks:

Cannabis is not a drug you fucking amateurs… wtf

lol are you retarded

Topic: Off-topic / One day u get pecked by A CROW :>>>>

poop on aldir