Recent posts by childishposter on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / OT's Official Tinychat Thread (OOTT)

i will
never go
in cos i
am a
big boy
and i
can do
full size
chat

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT's Official Rap Battle Tournament (TIME TO RAP)

hi im
childishposter and
you are a
toaster

they call me
mc mac n
cheez and
ill make you
have to
sneeze

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Call of Duty Modern Warfare 4 announced.

why cant
you play a
real game
like super
mario sunshine or
lbp2

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Anime Addicts Anonymous (AAA)

but what
if I flip
through the
pages really
fast

it looks
like it
kinda moves
and it is
an anime
then

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Anime Addicts Anonymous (AAA)

does
oldboy count
as an
anime

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Let's Make A Board Game!

no
why are
you trying
to copy
chutes and
ladders cos
ive noticed a
lot of
people copying
chutes and
ladders cos
a lot of people
are making
games on
boards

pls stop
copying other
peoples ideas
cos they worked
very hard
to make chutes
and ladders
as big as it
is

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I have a gun to your face, REACT

you better
watch where
you point that
thing cos
daddy says the
dems are gonna
take it
away

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Birth control

im pretty
sure the
doctor
controls the birth
cos when a
lady has a baby
in her belly
she goes
to the doctor
and he tells
her how
much longer it
will take
and he
also helps the
baby come
out

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I think the other political party is wrong

we should
just have one
party and
call it the
right party cos
it will
always be right
no matter what
anyone else
thinks

then we
wont have
to be mean
anymore

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Justice for Max[WARNING: TL;DR]

You can’t use religion to prove anything.

prove it

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Justice for Max[WARNING: TL;DR]

why didnt
the dog just
say something
i mean
all he did
was bark and
that didn’t
do anything
so the police
were scared
and they
pooped on
him

max needed
to use his
homeward bound
powers

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Pasta

two
wockets

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Pasta

wocket

 
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Topic: Off-topic / #justice4traytray

well this
is what tray
von gets for
stepping away
from his
father vince
von

maybe
if tray
didnt go
away from
vince this all
would not
have happened at
all

and wtf
is andrew
zimmerman
doing not
eating stinky
fruit i mean
but wait
that would
make more
sense cos
tray had
skittles so
maybe andrew
zimmerman thought
hey that looks
bizarre and
he wanted
to eat
them

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ot king and queen

i am
not a rag
i am not
used to make
things clean
and i
am not put
onto sticks
and used by
coco

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ot king and queen

guys pls
stop it the
voting is
over and there
is no more
because i
already announced
all of the
winners

king: childishposter
queen: childishposter
prince: childishposter
princess: childishposter

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Have you ever accidentally drank beer

no but
uncle wally does
drink beer and
when he
does that is
when he plays
the piggy
bank game with
me

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Write me the best story. Winner gets The Walking Dead and/or the Binding of Issac+Wrath of the Lamb DLC

why can’t
we just all
be buddies and
stop with
all of
the bad
talk

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Have You (Guys) Ever Touched In Any Way A Girls Boob(s)?

you got sexually harassed by a boy at your school and your happy about it?

i dont
think that
her happy
about it did
it because that
would not
be very nice
of her
happy about
it

 
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Topic: Off-topic / best disney movie?

wreck it
ralph because
he is
big and
strong and
he is a good
buddy

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ?

no
she is
not a pirate
and if
she is she
did not tell
me and
i am sad because
if someone i
know is a
pirate i
want to know
so i can
go out and
do very
piratey things
along with
them

 
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Topic: Off-topic / So I went to the doctors today

maybe
they are
going to
make your
blood and
wee wee into
a bomb and
not tell
you and then
they are
going to
call you
back and say
hey we need
to give this
back we didnt
mean to
take it it was
our mistake oops
and then
when you get
it back the
goverment is
going to
use you as
a bomb and
not let you
know and
then everyone
will blame it
on some
silly group
of towel
guys

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What kinds of clothes do normally wear?

i like
to wear
my pjs
as much
as possible
cos they
are the
most comfort
of all
of my
clothes

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Pick up lines? ( oh yea.. )

i dont
pick people
up because
people dont
usually like
to be picked
up and
girls are
easy to hurt
so why would
i want to
try and lift
them especially
with lines i
mean those could
cut them
because they
are so
thin and
sharp

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do people frequently shout on your profile?

no
everyone
talks normal
on me
and no
one really
gets mad
i dont
think so it
doesnt really
happen

i am
glad that
no one shouts
at me because
i dont like
when people
get angry with
me

everyone needs
to be a
buddy