Recent posts by TARDIS on Kongregate

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Topic: General Gaming / EBF 4 now on Steam!

Since I didn’t see a thread on here about it already, I’m making one to spread the word.

It’s… rather expensive, though. Ah well, it has more content.

So, gentlemen, I’ll leave the decision to purchase in your hands now you know it’s released.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What Would You Bring?

I’ll bring a targeting device for an orbital cannon. Which I can only use once in a while, so I need to time it carefully.

I’ll also bring a generic sword as a sidearm. I say generic so you can use a sword too!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / There are people on here RIGHT NOW that believe that Goku wouldn't totally decimate Superman in a fight

points at Death Battle

You were saying?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The world will end on February 22, 2014 according to Norse mythology

Well, if it does start happening the world won’t actually end until 2017.

Three years of constant winter before Ragnarok happens, after all.

At least anyone still alive then would be treated to an awesome spectacle before they die.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / AT WHAT AGE IT IS NORMAL TO START FAPPING? (INFORMATIVE THREAD)

There is no ‘normal’ age, just personal preference.

I myself have never done that act.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / what website is better than 9gag?

A better question would be what website is WORSE than 9gag?

The answer to that better question is shock sites and anything that gives malware.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Your Music is Fucking Garbage

Most of the music I like comes from vidya gaems. And I’m 20.

Your argument is invalid, OP.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What the F is Dr Who

It’s about an alien who’s centuries old travelling around the universe in the best time machine ever, fighting other aliens (and sometimes humans, depending on circumstances), and almost always travelling around with at least one companion. At least one companion at a time is always a young woman.

You know what? Just click this link.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Dr Who 50th anniversary

WELL WORTH THE WAIT.

That is really all I can say without going into spoilers territory.

And the Christmas special looks like it’s gonna be good too.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Dr Who 50th anniversary

IT’S HAPENING… later.

But still, I have never felt such hype.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Dr Who 50th anniversary

Actually, it’s only the 22nd.

You’re a day too early…

Well, 22 hours and 51 minutes for the start of Day of the Doctor itself.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Now that Bitcoins has taken over the world, would you prefer to live in the USA or China?

I’d stay in the UK.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Previous Kongregatian's Avatar

5/11

Because remember that date.

(Yes, it’s in the British date format. As it should be.)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Previous Kongregatian's Avatar

64/100

For reasons which I hope should be obvious.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Let's form a village.

I build a guard tower!

Gotta watch out for hostile neighbours.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I don't recognize anyone here anymore

^this

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Superman Vs. Batman

Originally posted by DMinor:
Originally posted by TARDIS:

Does Batman have prep time?

That is the only question that matters.

Batman always has prep time.

Then Batman always wins.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Superman Vs. Batman

Does Batman have prep time?

That is the only question that matters.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Microsoft is run by weaboos

I think it’s just Microsoft embracing the tastes of many people, here.

Of course, it’s only a matter of time before the other browsers have their own -tans. This will not shift the balance of power at all.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / WHY ARE PEOPLE COPYING MY USERNAME??!!

And here comes a bandwagon

 
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Topic: Off-topic / News: The laws of physics no longer apply in Poland

Does this mean that Poland can finally into space?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The new mods have not accepted their CROWverlord yet :'<<<

Just give it a rest. We do not accept any crow.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Idle wars: Speedwarp vs Candy Box vs Cookie Clicker

YUu caNNOt ReSIST the GrandMATRiarch##############################s

(Cookie Clicker)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / -OS Wars Mac V.S. Windows V.S. Linux-

I use Windows.

I am not going to make a “master race” comment here.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Earth-Killer meteor to come in August 2032

Are you f**king kidding me? People just won’t stop predicting something that isn’t gonna happen, will they?