Recent posts by TARDIS on Kongregate

Topic: Spiral Knights / A Final and Permanent Thread for LD

All I can really say is – Beware the flourish- bearing knights. There is something about that weapon that is unusually powerful in lockdown. Though it may be an aspect of all pure-damage swords, as I’ve found my damage output in tier 2 to be rather high with stable rocket hammer. But the flourish line is absolutely devastating.

Topic: Spiral Knights / recon modules in the clockworks

Originally posted by pato900:

5 modules and 4 Echo stones

One for each boss, and the 5th recon module is at the greatest depth (where the clockworks actually end)

Topic: Spiral Knights / Inside the core

Probably a fiend type boss.

After all, we have one of each of the other 5 (albeit you need to purchase OCH to access them all)

Bosses and locations…

• Beast – Snarbolax (Gloaming Wildwoods)
• Slime – Royal Jelly (Royal Jelly Palace)
• Gremlin – Warmaster Seerus (Operation Crimson Hammer) – Apparently there is also a lesser gremlin that is the first boss-like encounter? There was no such encounter when I started playing so I cannot talk about it more.
• Construct – Roarmulus Twins (Ironclaw Munitions Factory)
• Fiend – N/A (No boss)
• Undead – Lord Vanaduke (Firestorm Citadel) (This is a guess based upon the fact that practically every OTHER enemy in all the preceding floors (not counting above the depth 23 clockwork terminal of course) are undead)

Topic: Off-topic / I'm sixteen and I've never been drunk.

I plan to never get drunk.

As I won’t touch alcohol.

Topic: General Gaming / Epic Battle Fantasy 4 Coming out!

It’s nearly done though.

Battle dialogue is all visible now on deviantart (WARNING: There are actually some spoilers near the bottom.)

Looks like it’s going to be mostly HILARIOUS.

Topic: Kongregate / New kongregate layout!

Chat seems to have outright died, yeah.

And I wanted to talk about securing the recipe for a dark thorn shield in the Spiral Knights chat room I was in, too ;_;

Topic: General Gaming / rpg games with no level cap

I’m afraid you’re asking for the impossible.

There is no such thing as an RPG with no level cap.

Because there will come a point at which values run into hardware limitations.

Topic: Kongregate / a fun little game i made up,and think some of you might like it

I wonder if anyone’s gonna post in here when they have 2012 badges?

Topic: Kongregate / NHTSA Video Watcher Award

First post of this thread is what OP’s looking for

Topic: Kongregate / First!

…The first thread of the site’s still around?

…Not sure if sorcery or impressive.

Topic: Kongregate / Free Kreds? Free Kreds! (Points too!)

Thanks for the free kreds, I guess?

Now I have a total of 53 kreds. What buy?

Topic: Off-topic / 1,000,000,000

IT HAS HAPPENED.

1 BILLION VIEWS ACCORDING TO THE COUNTERS. We just need to wait for Youtube to update the view ocunter underneath the video itself, now.

Topic: Off-topic / GOD caused the Newtown school shooting because Christianity isn't taught in public schools

If the OP didn’t already point it out, I would have pointed out the “benevolent” thing. People suggesting that God is behind this are idiots for not recognising that bit.

Topic: Off-topic / Only one more day.

The day has started here in the UK.

Nothing is happening, except I am listening to Doomsday Zone’s BGM

Topic: Off-topic / The character in your avatar image has manifested itself into the real world and will obey your every command

Yet another cat in the house.

At least I can tell NoLegs to look after himself. Provided he doesn’t hurt the other 3 cats, of course.

Topic: Off-topic / Atom is the basic unit of matter and all things alive or not are made of 'em

Quarks.

Bosons (HELLO HIGGS)

Neutrinos (and electrons).

Just some examples of how you didn’t go deep enough.

Topic: Off-topic / Only twelve more days.

@AlexTheGreat13
I… don’t get it.

Anyway, here’s a more reasonable theory.

Nothing will seemingly happen on the 21st… But, without us noticing, the planet reaches a tipping point which will eventually result in uncontrollable climate change. Most life would be destroyed unless it was able to adapt quickly enough.

…Here’s a theory with some actual scientific basis, and without effects having to be immediately visible.

Personally I believe it’s still nonsense, but, hey, let’s apply some SCIENCE to the theory while we wait for it to be proven wrong, shall we?

Topic: Off-topic / Code Lyoko Evolution

No nostalgia whatsoever

Never heard of… whatever OP’s posting.

Topic: Off-topic / Go to speedtest.net

This is really the best case scenario for me currently. The quality’s…. not that great, to put it lightly (to be more specific, the quality has been steadily decreasing.)

Topic: Off-topic / If you had to be a fictional character for the next 9 million years...

…I could have sworn I saw this exact same thread on KYM…

Topic: Off-topic / I have a sudden urge to play an FPS from Id software

In matters like this it’s really hard to advise.

Why not just play ’em all?

Topic: Off-topic / I Havent Fapped For 2 Days

@BobTehStoner
Except I’m NOT. That’s the achievement. I’m 19.

Originally posted by Jennym_aa:

Originally posted by TARDIS:

Only 2 days?

Get on my level.

(As someone who hasn’t EVER)

This, although he can’t get to this level anymore.. Cuz he’s done it already, he can’t just erase that.

You know what I mean. Basically, 2 days is nothing. (The equivalent would be, what, 6 to 8 years?)

Topic: Off-topic / I Havent Fapped For 2 Days

Only 2 days?

Get on my level.

(As someone who hasn’t EVER)

Topic: Off-topic / Act as your avatar

continues firing stars at enemies

Topic: Off-topic / Act as your avatar

shoots stars at stuff