Recent posts by Kay9214 on Kongregate

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Topic: Kongregate / Undercover Moderators **READ**

‘Undercover moderators’ is already a possibility. A mod could, conceivably, simply use a different account. I know some mods have alts. No shiny M, but a mod could be watching you at any time. O.O They can hop back on a mod account and take the necessary action.

It’s available to any mods who deem it necessary, so it really doesn’t become necessary to make any actual administrative changes or additions to the site.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / King of the hill

Ctrl, Alt, Delete. I close the programs running your PC based mobs and material…

..And walk up the hill.

Kay9214: Current King of the Hill

Oh, hey… This tails guy’s still alive… Totally forgot… Meh. I’ll deal with it later.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / King of the hill

Kay makes a triumphant return to the hill! Not feeling particularly creative today, he pulls out a pair of silenced glock 17s and fires until developus is a bloody mess on the floor of the citadal…

He then hires a cleaning service, and sits in a large throne, stroking a fluffy white cat.

Kay9214: Current King of the Hill

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Picture Wars (6)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Picture Wars (6)


They want it back.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / COKE MACHINE

You get Santa’s list.

I insert my strangely inverted hat.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Picture Wars (6)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Picture Wars (6)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Picture Wars (6)

Satan is God’s bad guy right?

Wrong. Logic defeats Satan.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / COKE MACHINE

You get a set of (slightly bloody) reindeer antlers.

I insert my santa hat.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted. Your wish wishes for a wish, which is a wish that wishes for a wish. Apparently you’ve wished for a wish wishing for a wish.

I wish I wasn’t gonna fail college… >.>

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Picture Wars (6)

But Logic defeats God.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Picture Wars (6)

That sucks. God is here to troll your new universe too…

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Quest Suggestions! (updated 6/16)

Originally posted by Fall_Autumns:

Thanks Uzzbuzz, I’ll be sure to let everybody know you admire the efforts the next time I see them. The thought of a hard badge in a quest was my idea. God_of_War discouraged me from putting a hard badge directly in a quest, and while I am glad he did and his logic was good I figured I might as well throw the thought into the air. Hopefully the Defense and Offense packs will catch on.

I just want to, for the sake of fairness, point out that Bludude90210 and Kay9214 also played important roles in the development of both of these lists.

XD

We were just chatting, I totally didn’t do anything.

Fall over here did all the work. I’m just glad I could advocate the stimulation of creativity, an important factor in our nation’s success!

 
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Topic: Forum Games / King of the hill

Having been gone from the Hill for months, Kay returns to find massive armies clashing.

Seeing no way to achieve a military victory in the ridiculous numbers game, Kay releases a very carefully weaponized and cultivated H1N5 virus. The virus quickly spreads through the ranks of the various super soldiers, armies, and even creepers on the hill. As they all fall, one bye one, for the next several hors, Kay enjoys a lovely cup of tea.

At the end of the terrible pandemic, Kay sets fire to the hill, clearing the corpses and the already declining virus. After spreading some grass seed across the burnt landscape, and setting up some meager barricades. Kay reclaims his rightful place.

Ky9214: Current King of the Hill

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but there is no need for the entertainment industry anymore, so you are unemployed.

I wish I didn’t suck at college so much. :|

 
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Topic: Forum Games / You find yourself in a ww2 boat in D-Day

Kay pulls his rifle in close as another soldier vomits on the floor of the crashing boat. Eighteen and scarcely trained, he’s no different from the hundreds of other men on the dozens of other boats crashing their way through the waves. As the shores of Normandy come into view, he checks his gear, and prepares to disembark.

“Thirty Seconds!” his commander yells. Kay picks up a nearby helmet and tosses it to another raw recruit.

The boat kicks forward, having scraped against the sand, and the ramp opens into the shallow sea.

“Okay Go! Go Go-” the man’s voice is cut off by the unmistakable sound of German machine gun fire. Kay grabs his officer by the shoulder and pulls him deeper into the boat, but it’s too late. Another volley of rounds rakes through the boat, sending a jet of blood across Kay’s face, and he takes charge.

“Grab your gear and go! Deep breathes! Stay on your feet and don’t stop moving until you hit cover!” He yells, directing the men into the water. Bodies fall around him, but Kay and his troops make it to the shore with relatively strong numbers. A mortar rounds lands nearby, leaving another few shoulders injured or dead, and Kay urges his troops onward.

“Suppressive fire!” he yells, and rounds start ripping towards the towering concrete structures. Smoke and explosions shroud the beach in utter chaos. Allied formations were scattered and there were dead all over the beaches… The sea began to run red. As the machine gunners from his boat reloaded, the German’s returned fire, sending up explosions of sand all around them. A soldier who tried to make a break for the boats was cut down in an instant. Kay brings his rifle up and swings around the corner. His sights fall on a gunner, and his shot echos across the beach. The man slumps, and falls back into the bunker. Kay tries to dive back into cover, but the kraut whom had been feeding the belt jumped onto the gun. Caught in the line of fire, Kay watches as the man aims, and is quickly torn apart by the half a dozen machine gunners on the beach.

MOVE!” Kay roars, taking advantage of the brief moment of peace from their stretch of the beach. A sniper shot ricochets off the rocks nearby as his men tear up the beach. “Get to the shingle! Don’t look back!”

As the men dive onto the mound of sand, topped by wire and covered by more gunners, Kay looks down the beach to see how many other squads had made it across the beach.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Picture Wars (6)

Music. It’s simply unescapable.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / King of the hill

Kay, who has respawned nearby, walks out, and approaches the obsidian hill. He looks up, glaring defiantly at god. God raises his mighty fist to smite our hero, who calls out but a single word.

“Logic!”

God is taken aback, a beam of light erupts from he deity’s chest, spewing out of the landscape. All that can be seen is bathed in a brilliant light, and then it is gone. Peace has returned to the hill, and Kay strolls into the church and finds Twit.

“Crap, I didn’t think this far ahead… I didn’t bring anything else with me…”

Kay shrugs and slumps into one of the pews, head cradled in his arms, for a nap.

Kay9214: Current Co-King of the Hill, Napping

 
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Topic: Forum Games / COKE MACHINE

You get a Red Gyrados.

I insert myself into the machine, to hide from the cops.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Username Game

Nice, my Gaia Avi! (Google) Although, on the search result page it shows my Assassin’s Creed outfit, and when I clicked it, it showed my creepy ninja guy…

I bet this image \/ will change as I change my Gaia Avi…

 
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Topic: Forum Games / King of the hill

Meh! Kay tumbles down the hill, and realizes there is now a gaping hole to the top of the hill. He sets out and enlists the aid of dozens of fire trucks. Together, they turn the tunnel into a pressurized geyser, causing a massive eruption of water from the top, sending everything on the hill spilling down. Kay thanks the kind firemen, tosses a grenade in the tunnel to seal it shut, and reclaims his place.

Kay9214: Current King of the Hill

 
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Topic: Forum Games / COKE MACHINE

You get nothing, because you just jammed the world’s last female panda in a vending machine…

I insert a rare candy.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Picture Wars (6)


I’m pretty sure an entire Old Republican fleet can take down any spacefaring or terrestrial force.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, unfortunately, it’s only for Rob Schneider Movies.

I wish I wasn’t Peter Griffen!