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Topic: Off-topic / is ther a god?

Originally posted by FrostyGhosts:

no.

ty for a second i thot i shoodnt burn down this cherch
 
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Topic: Off-topic / is ther a god?

pls this is urgent i need answer vary soon!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / college

plus i got a 100 on my sat!!!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / college

i have a 1.7 gpa so i think i can at leest get into yale

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I grew up dirt poor. How about you?

i grew up vary rich i wish all the poor kids wood take an exampl from me an be richh

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Adv0catus raped and beat several children in 2011

who cares? we all do it

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Lets revive old memes

l0l Th12 THR34d 12 8uLLsH1t

 
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Topic: Off-topic / [ROUND 35] adv0catus vs. Mikkmar

i vote for the winner

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Bump.

Originally posted by AlextheGreat13:

I have a feeling that many years from now, a spammer will force us to see this thread again.

:o
 
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Topic: Off-topic / WE ARE OFF TOPIC AGAIN

were we really ever on topic though?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / i accidentally washed my phone HELP

Originally posted by NiceBane:
Originally posted by Mikkmar:

My old phone actually survived being in the washing machine. Guess I had better luck than you.

You should get a new phone and use the same SIM card. If it’s fucked, it’s fucked.

>giving advice to a brony

why would you think im a brony??



Originally posted by Zaminick:

stick it up your pooper

it felt good but it didnt fix the phone (it did helped my ipad tho)
 
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Topic: Off-topic / i accidentally washed my phone HELP

i accidentally put it in the laundry but the drier didn’t dry it at all and its not turning on. WHAT DO I DO? THAT PHONE IS MY LIFE

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I scraped my moms car HELP

Originally posted by Gevock:

I don’t think anything worked out at all. You almost died, you have hospital bills, you’re still terrified of responsibility, and your mom’s car is trashed.

sounds like a win 2 me dood!
 
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Topic: Off-topic / Back Off Topic

cool

 
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Topic: Off-topic / New Map of OT

Originally posted by burntfires22:
Originally posted by unicorns:

no i live in gg

Get out

GG bro
 
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Topic: Off-topic / New Map of OT

no i live in gg

 
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Topic: Off-topic / New Map of OT

wait i thought the mainland was the island of autism

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I scraped my moms car HELP

GUYS IT ALL WORKED OUT!!!!! i went to the hospital for food poisoning and i almost died and i told my mom i parked in the bad neighborhood because i was puking and i couldnt drive and all that stuff happend while i was parked!!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / HELP i ate a chili dog and i think i might be dying

oh god it tastes so bad

Originally posted by Ubermorgen:

You must have food poisoning. There’s no time to call a doctor so you’ll need to get the toxins out of your body. Do like medieval healers and perform bloodletting on yourself. Find a sharp object and slash your wrists. The bigger the wound the faster you’ll get better.

okay as soon as i finish sterilizing this knife
 
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Topic: Off-topic / HELP i ate a chili dog and i think i might be dying

Originally posted by TheQuietGamer:

You came to the right place. Who needs hospitals am I right?

Anyway just slap a bandaid on it and man up.

Originally posted by TheQuietGamer:

You came to the right place. Who needs hospitals am I right?

Anyway just slap a bandaid on it and man up.

do i like… eat it???
 
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Topic: Off-topic / HELP i ate a chili dog and i think i might be dying

Originally posted by Ubermorgen:

I thought you left the car in a ghetto. How many cars does your mother own?

no that was what i was borrowing it for
 
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Topic: Off-topic / Off Topic Official Hearthstone Thread

is here

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I scraped my moms car HELP

WTF i got back and it’s still here but somebody SLASHED MY TIRES HOW DO I EXPLAIN THIS???!!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / HELP i ate a chili dog and i think i might be dying

earlier i took my moms car to dollar tree and i found a frozen chili dog in the freezer section and i was hungry so i bought it then i ate it and now i puked four times and just now i puked up blood WHAT DO I DO

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I scraped my moms car HELP

okay i drove it into this bad neighborhood i know and i left the keys in the front seat