Recent posts by unicorns on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / If you had to cut off one of your fingers, which one would it be?

My penis

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What do I do with this baby?

Abort it.

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Duh.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / please help

I accidentally had gay sex I thought he was a girl but then I realized it was my dad

Discuss…

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Are hotdog stand people to kind?

No.

I tell them I want to eat their weiners, but all they do is give me a hotdog

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Is the Flash portal industry dying?

PC may not be the only platform, but it by far is the superior one when it comes to gaming. Phones are subject to smaller screens and fingers are very imprecise due to the fact they are round. Even if HTML5 had a respectable IDE, the games targeted to mobile would be heavily restrained because of this lack of control, as well as their limited processing capabilities.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Since unicorns are magical and just creatures, shouldn't they all be moderators?

yw

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Is the Flash portal industry dying?

Recently, the massive Flash game focused corporation, Mochi, shut down. Kongregate has resorted to kreds and Kong+, even New Grounds has a paid membership now as it struggles to survive on the small amount of ad revenue it brings in.

Bored children around the world would rather download Furious Birds or whatever from the appstore than sit down at a desk and learn to use a mouse. We see the symptoms, and we see the disease. Does this mean more will follow in Mochi’s suit? Could Kong be next? How can we stop this approaching epidemic?

Discuss.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Since unicorns are magical and just creatures, shouldn't they all be moderators?

Discuss.

Unicorns 2014

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ZAMININC FOR MOD 2014

+1

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Skyrim tips and tricks

I came

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why do villains tell the hero their plan?

Because they learned it in bad guy training school

Duh

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If the above user never came into OT...(Minigame thread!!!)

I would cheer cuz the loser newb died and is dead forever

 
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Topic: Game Programming / What's with all the hate on Unity?

Unity is the doppelganger of Flash. It creeps in the shadows, wallowing in darkness as it awaits an opening in which to strike, and yet the strange homunculi that is Unity can never collect the composure to commit such an act. For a vacuum of black light and broken dreams shale never compare to the rays of happiness that flash draws into this earth.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If the above user never came into OT...(Minigame thread!!!)

I would weep uncontrollably unveiling the unrelenting water spout of soul crushing tears within me, for the SOUL of OT had been lost, leaving us alone and without direction…

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What did you do on the internet when you were 10 year old?

Originally posted by Gabidou99:

I was stupid, I had terrible English, I spammed, and I makes retarded Sploder games

What about you?

Same and I still do, yw
 
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Topic: Off-topic / Skyrim tips and tricks

Originally posted by ADV0CATUS:
Originally posted by RollerCROWster:

how do i jump?

Depends on whether you’re using a console or a computer.

Ugh what a noob

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Do you believe in unicorns?

I know we are real because the amount of evidence is overwhelming, unicorn remains have been found on multiple occasions in places such as Unicorn Cave. They also appear time in time again in history proving they were once more common than they probably are today.

What do you believe? Discuss.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why does everyone forget about Nintendo?

Because the Wii U is not playable even by my supremacy.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Challenging but Good games?

World of Warcraft

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Who would win in a fight: Jesus or Osama Binladen?

Well Osama has magical Kamikaze powers, but Jesus is all knowing and all powerful, although he’s also a pacifist. I think it’d a tie and I’d win

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is the most terrible thing you've done in the internet?

One time I had sex with Coco

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Steam Winter Sale

Hail Satan

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Steam Winter Sale

Oh look more games I will never play to pollute my library and waste my money. Sure, I’ll buy

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Challenging but Good games?

Call Of Duty

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Never Ending Sentence [Continuous]

was too high.

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