Recent posts by unicorns on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / Dear OT, may I ask for some help...

this thread gave me a boner

 
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Topic: Off-topic / [Nominate] OT President

NOt ONE of you fukers nominated ME?! WTF have i not proven myself to be a good leeder?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / petition to ban all users who tell everyone that they have been reported

 
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Topic: Off-topic / [Petition] Ban gay marriage!

yeah im HIS alt

 
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Topic: Off-topic / HOW TO BAIT 101

um whats b8ing i dont understand

 
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Topic: Off-topic / [Petition] Ban gay marriage!

Originally posted by 22radioactive22:

Umm, no. Don’t ban gay marriage. According to the 14th amendment, “All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside. No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws.”

i want the national government to do it stoopid

Originally posted by James146:

If you really want to ban gay marriage, you would not be making multiple alts to bump marriage in a forum like Kongregate. Hardly anyone would notice.

Your wrong! OBAMA noticed but he chose not to take action!
 
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Topic: Off-topic / [Petition] Ban gay marriage!

gies i cant beleeve this but OBAMA BINLADEN has betrayed us agan. he said to me DIRECTLY that he didnt car about the wil of the peeple and thats why he is going to IGNOR this petition! well get you for this you tirant!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Existential Crisis

Originally posted by Ubervaterland:
Originally posted by unicorns:
Originally posted by Ubervaterland:

Don’t be murderer pls.

It’s not murder if you’re killing sandniggers in a foreign country.

hey thats ofensive! they PREFER to be called jawas

I don’t care how they prefer to be called.

u monster
 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Existential Crisis

Originally posted by Ubervaterland:

Don’t be murderer pls.

It’s not murder if you’re killing sandniggers in a foreign country.

hey thats ofensive! they PREFER to be called jawas
 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Existential Crisis

Originally posted by Ubervaterland:

Try to find God by joining your local congregation.

i already have a god his name is Mittens Willard Romney
 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Existential Crisis

hi gies. i have some BAD news.

so the other day i was wokin around mindin my own business and than i realized WHAT AM I DOIGN WITH MY LIFE??? i was going to study to become a chef in colege im evein in AP culinary this yeer. but i was thinking and i realized i cant do this for the rest of my LIFE. im a jenious! im DESTINED to do greater things than makeing fucking sushi to eat off some girls belly!!!



so ive desided ill do something greater with my life!! i dont know what it is yet, so ill ask you guys! what kind of careers should i go into?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Daily reminder that Donald Trump is the official U.S. presidential candidate endorsed by Off Topic

four once this is something i can get behind!!

trump
ultimate
mansculin
pussyslayer

 
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Topic: Off-topic / >TFW AN INTERNET FRIEND DIES FOREVER

i miss you grandpa

 
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Topic: Off-topic / MY EYES

Originally posted by Pokerpo:

I JUST GOT DONE SHOWERING
SHAMPOO IN MY EYES
THEY’RE BURNING
HELP ME PLEASE

I KNOW WHAT DO DO! u have to rub a towl on them til their dry. I’ve thought about this and i think pooring bleach on them should get them white again if they loook red. tell me if it works
 
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Topic: Off-topic / [Petition] Ban gay marriage!

Originally posted by unicorns:
Originally posted by Andyb112:

Can I sign on all my Alts?

what obama doesnt know wont hurt him!!
Hi!!
 
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Topic: Off-topic / [Petition] Ban gay marriage!

Originally posted by Andyb112:

Can I sign on all my Alts?

what obama doesnt know wont hurt him!!
 
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Topic: Off-topic / Just saw the new Jurassic World movie

the real reason the dinosaur lost in the end was they forgot the unicorn dna

 
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Topic: Off-topic / [Petition] Ban gay marriage!

Gies! I can definitly feel it we’re getting very close to BANNING gay marriage! only a few more signatures and OBAMA will not be able to ignore the publics opinion!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / [Petition] Ban gay marriage!

Originally posted by Mikkmar:

Unless you’re planning on cutting all rights straight married couples get when they marry, this is simply removing rights from a minority.

I’ll take thet as a yes!
 
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Topic: Off-topic / [Petition] Ban gay marriage!

Originally posted by ChristianFriend:

Aren´t you the same kid who pooped on his parents bed ?

I don´t feel you can be trusted.

but i got out of it scot free! if i can do that i can do anythgin!
 
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Topic: Off-topic / [Petition] Ban gay marriage!

i think marriage should exclusively be a religious ceremony seriously why did we every decide to incorperate it in our government? it’s completely unneceserry from a legal standpoint! thats why i think we should ban marriage!

if you think we should ban gay amd straight marriage sign here. if we get enough signatures i will send this thread to OBAMA and he will have no choice but 2 listen!!!



Signatures
Unicorns
NarutooRamen
ninjaChameleon
adv0catus
Mikkmar
Andyb112
Pokerpo
champion17
vegetarian
Rajesh1999
EarlLikeTheTea
BlumpkinFeltch

 
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Topic: Off-topic / i accidentally POOPED on my moms bed HELP

Originally posted by ninjaChameleon:

So the lesson in this is to burn your house down so you can live with the better of your two parents?

i think the lesson is if you eat taco bell you will poop yourself
 
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Topic: Off-topic / Banning people and closing threads should become more fun.... any suggestions?

if i got kreds everytime a thread was locked, i wood make a lot more threads. :-)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

IS IT BECAUSE I USE YAHOO ANSWERS

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

Originally posted by Vertical_Horizon:

Hahahahahaha, no

comon i know you want it. my horn is 12 inches long 1.5 inches thick at the base call me plees