Recent posts by BobTehLoner on Kongregate

Topic: Off-topic / I'm going to set up shop in off topic.

nothing
I don’t buy from 12 year olds

Topic: Off-topic / Do you prefer grey or brown?

Grey is more brutal

Topic: Off-topic / What makes u a weaboo

Originally posted by CowFriend:

You brag about some distant japanese ancestor that you totally have.

Who even does that?

Me
My ancestors bombed Pearl Harbor

Topic: Off-topic / Is this normal?

If you have to ask, no

Topic: Off-topic / What makes u a weaboo

Japanese noodles are dank as fuck tho

Topic: Off-topic / Who has the most fitting avatar considerating their personality?

me
cuz I’m actually bumzur IRL

Topic: Off-topic / "Cool Story, Bro" Imaginary Campfire for Posting Tales

Originally posted by Ninjitsu_Pirate:

Originally posted by BobTehLoner:

Originally posted by Ninjitsu_Pirate:

I was playing apples to apples.
The green apple was “Delightful” I think.
The two red apples that caught my eye were “The Beetles” and “Swiss Chocolate.”
The person who decided on the correct red apple chose…
“Swiss Chocolate.”
I said “The Beetles!”
He thought I meant “The Beetles?”
He replied “It’s a band.”
I didn’t have time to get their attention. I am not sure if they heard my ramblings of embarrassment.
I looked around. Nobody cared, but I was embarrassed anyway. I love the beetles, and if people thought that I didn’t know about the beetles, that might file down the vast sea of possible friends.

So how’s sixth grade going for you?

The “Vast Sea of Friends” part was added to give the story a conflict.

No one will not be friends with you because you don’t like a band

Topic: Off-topic / "Cool Story, Bro" Imaginary Campfire for Posting Tales

Originally posted by Ninjitsu_Pirate:

I was playing apples to apples.
The green apple was “Delightful” I think.
The two red apples that caught my eye were “The Beetles” and “Swiss Chocolate.”
The person who decided on the correct red apple chose…
“Swiss Chocolate.”
I said “The Beetles!”
He thought I meant “The Beetles?”
He replied “It’s a band.”
I didn’t have time to get their attention. I am not sure if they heard my ramblings of embarrassment.
I looked around. Nobody cared, but I was embarrassed anyway. I love the beetles, and if people thought that I didn’t know about the beetles, that might file down the vast sea of possible friends.

So how’s sixth grade going for you?

Topic: Off-topic / so pandora is limiting free listening now?

lastfm is better anyway

Topic: Off-topic / i missed the bus again

Originally posted by cesarcurado:

thats why i dont use bus
walking is fail-safe unless you break your leg or something like that lol.

yeah it’ll only take hours to walk lol

Topic: Off-topic / Would you take his place?

Topic: Off-topic / I just got the best idea ever

Topic: Off-topic / I think I'm possessed...

Topic: Off-topic / Describe your penis with a movie title.

Topic: Off-topic / I just got the best idea ever

Topic: Off-topic / Do you know me?

Originally posted by waffle_god:

Originally posted by Y__Y:

That’s how much respect do OT have for others.

welcome to ot

now get out

lmao burn

Originally posted by Harry_mess:

Originally posted by waffle_god:

Originally posted by Y__Y:

That’s how much respect do OT have for others.

welcome to ot

now get out

Don’t you mean… Get O u T ?

please just shut the fuck up

Topic: Off-topic / Do you know me?

Topic: Off-topic / I'm gonna make some ramen.

your dick

Topic: Off-topic / I'm on my period.

Topic: Off-topic / Sacrifice

But there’s three ducks

Topic: Off-topic / You probably thought OT was /b/

Topic: Off-topic / Try to guess what city is in this picture

Topic: Off-topic / The nastiest thing ever.

Topic: Off-topic / The nastiest thing ever.

Originally posted by GearsChicken:

McDonalds

no

Topic: Off-topic / Would you take his place?

No, I’m scared of heights