Recent posts by Master270 on Kongregate

Flag Post

Topic: AdVenture Capitalist Mobile: Off-Topic / Corrupt A Wish

Wish granted, you are evicted from the Universe. >:)

I wish that FNaF never existed

 
Flag Post

Topic: AdVenture Capitalist Mobile: Off-Topic / Corrupt A Wish

Originally posted by xCandyMan3191x:

Granted, each time a homeless person asks for spare change, you give them the spare change .25 from destiny.

I wish that everything goes down well on Valentine’s Day when I surprise the girl I like!

Wish granted, but then your best friend makes a better surprise and they both kiss in front of you. I wish this forum thread will NEVER die

 
Flag Post

Topic: AdVenture Capitalist Mobile: Off-Topic / Corrupt A Wish

Wish granted, but they were expired and you soon fell ill… I wish I learned Map Diagrams for Aviation

 
Flag Post

Topic: AdVenture Capitalist Mobile: Off-Topic / Corrupt A Wish

Wish granted, but the table was too expensive for you to afford. I wish this forum thread won’t die!

 
Flag Post

Topic: AdVenture Capitalist Mobile: Off-Topic / Corrupt A Wish

Wish granted, all weaponry was destroyed and everyone was happy… Until the aliens attacked. I wish for pizza

 
Flag Post

Topic: AdVenture Capitalist Mobile: Off-Topic / Corrupt A Wish

Wish granted! He played it so perfectly he quit on all games because he played perfect on them. I wish MH370 was found

 
Flag Post

Topic: AdVenture Capitalist Mobile: Off-Topic / Corrupt A Wish

Wish granted! It was only a picture. I wish society is messed up.

 
Flag Post

Topic: AdVenture Capitalist Mobile: Off-Topic / Corrupt A Wish

Wish granted, but 1 second after we respawned a huge asteroid came hurtling towards Earth. I wish I was more active

 
Flag Post

Topic: AdVenture Capitalist Mobile: Off-Topic / Corrupt A Wish

Wish granted! As said in the past, you cannot use it. I wish for tacos

 
Flag Post

Topic: AdVenture Capitalist Mobile: Off-Topic / Corrupt A Wish

Wish granted! It was about 200° Celsius which gave you severe injuries… Your tongue was deformed which made speaking impossible. I wish for a processor at a clock speed of 50 Ghz for my server room

 
Flag Post

Topic: AdVenture Capitalist Mobile: Off-Topic / Corrupt A Wish

Wish granted! You saw them them in a millionth of a nanosecond (technically you couldn’t see you it). I wish iPhone 7 will have a hologram

 
Flag Post

Topic: AdVenture Capitalist Mobile: Off-Topic / Corrupt A Wish

Wish granted! You were allergic to it and you were in the hospital for 20 Years. I wish the USA’s debt slowly went down

 
Flag Post

Topic: AdVenture Capitalist Mobile: Off-Topic / Puns

Want to buy some soil? It’s dirt cheap.

 
Flag Post

Topic: AdVenture Capitalist Mobile: Off-Topic / Corrupt A Wish

Wish granted, the duck was a very happy duck, it was obedient, until… Long story short, it died in a horrific way. I wish I would make sense

 
Flag Post

Topic: AdVenture Capitalist Mobile: Off-Topic / Puns

Woops! Sorry, it was axe-cident

 
Flag Post

Topic: AdVenture Capitalist Mobile: Off-Topic / Corrupt A Wish

Wish granted! You got an A to die! I wish Earth had about 500 kilometers cubed more of land

 
Flag Post

Topic: AdVenture Capitalist Mobile: Off-Topic / Corrupt A Wish

Wish granted! They became so greedy and forgot about you and abandoned you and you had no money. I wish North Korea was better

 
Flag Post

Topic: AdVenture Capitalist Mobile: Off-Topic / Corrupt A Wish

Wish granted! It rained all over your house killing you slowly and painfully… I wish the Concorde was refurnished and ready to fly!

 
Flag Post

Topic: AdVenture Capitalist Mobile: Off-Topic / Puns

Want to hear the story about the electrician? It was shocking!

 
Flag Post

Topic: AdVenture Capitalist Mobile: Off-Topic / Puns

This is your PUN-ishment

 
Flag Post

Topic: AdVenture Capitalist Mobile: Off-Topic / Puns

I was so famous I had like a trillion fans… It was FAN-TASTIC

 
Flag Post

Topic: AdVenture Capitalist Mobile: Off-Topic / Who Plays Roblox?

My account is SERPERNTINE… Though I rarely accept friend requests

 
Flag Post

Topic: AdVenture Capitalist Mobile: Off-Topic / Puns

Want to hear a joke about the pizza? It’s cheesy

 
Flag Post

Topic: AdVenture Capitalist Mobile: Off-Topic / Corrupt A Wish

Post removed because why not

 
Flag Post

Topic: AdVenture Capitalist Mobile: Off-Topic / What is the point of this game?

Originally posted by markchamster1:
Originally posted by PlsHelpFindNames:

But really, where is the point?

To PRETEND you have LOTS of money. Who doesn’t want to do that?!

Donald Trump