Recent posts by MafiaSlayer on Kongregate

Topic: Off-topic / suc balls!

Mentally handicapped people can be studied to learn how to possibly prevent mental retardation, confuzzled.

Topic: Off-topic / The Funny Facts Thread

……Real facts dude.

“Restaurant” is the most mis-spelled word in search engines.

Topic: Off-topic / suc balls!

Wow…you’re a waste of human existence and space on Earth.

Topic: Off-topic / The Funny Facts Thread

Lol ovolical…That’s a fun word =D

Topic: Off-topic / The Funny Facts Thread

But they’re still drifting apart, right?

Topic: Off-topic / The Funny Facts Thread

At Andrew Jackson’s funeral in 1845, his pet parrot had to be removed because it was swearing.

Penguins can jump as high as 6 feet.

Minnows have teeth in their throat.

Dreamt is the only English word that ends in the letters “MT”.

New York was the last state to put photographs on driver’s licenses in 1984.

The word “fart” comes from the Old English “feortan” (meaning “to break wind”).

Due to Plate Tectonics, Europe and North America are drifting apart at the same speed a human finger nail grows.

Topic: Off-topic / The Funny Facts Thread

The world’s youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.

And the elderly think TODAYS “youngsters” are out of control, psh.

Topic: Off-topic / The Funny Facts Thread

Oh my God, I hope I don’t live 5 Billion years O_O

Topic: Off-topic / The Funny Facts Thread

In 1386, a pig was executed by public hanging for the murder of a child.

EDIT: No, no it doesn’t, poopcorn. SELLING the “Wii” EARNS Nintendo money. Don’t be stupid.

Topic: Off-topic / The Funny Facts Thread

This is for real facts…or at least things that are reportedly real..

Topic: Off-topic / The Funny Facts Thread

WAIT! I found a site with nothing but odd facts.

The Muppet Show was banned from Saudi Arabian TV because one of the stars was a pig.

Topic: Off-topic / The Funny Facts Thread

I got this off a post I found on a site so some of them are most likely not true.
1. A rat can last longer without water than a camel.

2. Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it will digest itself.

3. The dot over the letter “i” is called a tittle.

4. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.

5. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate.

6. A duck’s quack doesn’t echo. No one knows why.

7. A 2 X 4 is really 1-1/2″ by 3-1/2″.

8. During the chariot scene in “Ben Hur,” a small red car can be seen in the distance (and Heston’s wearing a watch).

9. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily! (That explains a few mysteries… .)

10. Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn’t wear pants.

11. Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.

12. The number of possible ways of playing the first four moves per side in a game of chess is 318,979,564, 000.

13. There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with orange, purple and silver.

14. The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan. There was never a recorded Wendy before.

15. The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin in World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.

16. If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death. (Who was the sadist who discovered this??)

17. Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to s-l-o-w film down so you could see his moves. That’s the opposite of the norm.

18. The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen’ s “Born in the USA.”

19. The original name for butterfly was flutterby.

20. The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn’t beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.

21. The first product Motorola started to develop was a record player for automobiles. At that time, the most known player on the market was Victrola, so the called themselves Motorola.

22. Roses may be red, but violets are indeed violet.

23. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand.

24. Celery has negative calories. It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with.

25. Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike
contest.

26. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

27. Sherlock Holmes NEVER said, “Elementary, my dear Watson.”

28. An old law in Bellingham, Washington, made it illegal for a woman to take more than three steps backwards while dancing!

29. The glue on Israeli postage is certified kosher.

30. The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from public libraries.

31. Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a spacesuit damages them.

32. Bats always turn left when exiting a cave!

Topic: Music / Learning Piano

The Ghost by Meriwether. Very emotional and powerful song.

Topic: Off-topic / O_o my sister told me to post this to everyone sorry if its bad i cant really tell

Well not quite a day of my life, but about a minute and a half was wasted in this thread. Don’t be stupid, anonymous. I know it’s hard for you immature 11 year old kids, but please, do try.

Topic: Music / Favorite Band

Wow…I can only pick one? Well…just go to my profile and look at my latest shout. There’s a small fraction of them.

Topic: Off-topic / O_O

I’m Christian, too. But the bible wasn’t made in the Jurassic period, dude. 2008=The 2008th year that history has been recorded

Topic: Music / Linkin Park

Eh, they’re okay. I enjoy underground bands more, though.

Topic: Music / Guitarists?

JEFF BECK OWNS ALL! Just though I’d mention… ^_

Topic: Music / The Greatest Song Of All Time

Lol no. Real songs, re4beast =p

Topic: Music / The Greatest Song Of All Time

Right now, I’ve been listening to “Running the Clocks” by Our Last Night, “Hunting the Canyon Bellow Our House” by Oh, Juliet, “Bleed For You” by Hidden In Plain View, and “The Permanent Rain” by The Dangerous Summer the most. I’m addicted to music so can’t pick the best song ever, just a lot of great ones.

Topic: Off-topic / Does anyone here live in california?

STALKER…..

Topic: Off-topic / You Laugh You Lose

“this is brilliant for those noobs who cant speak”, huh?

That’s pretty ironic. Your attempt at trying to act smart has failed. Never use an imaginary word when trying to make people think you’re at least somewhat intelligent.

Topic: Off-topic / Do not post in this thread.

This is something a 40 year old virgin would post on a site made for people about 13-19. OH MY GOD! I just had a vision O_O

Topic: Music / Mindless Self Indulgence

Mindless Self Indulgence is my ex-girlfriends favorite band. Me and her still listen to them together all the time. They’re amazing

Topic: Off-topic / FUNNY VIDEOS/images forum!

This is non-funny version of the “You Laugh You Lose” thread…