Recent posts by SWATLLAMA on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / Sleep Paralysis

Yes and then I hallucinate and get into fights with my hallucinations.
Oddly, I wake up with the cuts that the hallucinations gave me. o_O

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Today i went hunting and killed 20 rabbits

Damn, where were you? Whenever I try to shoot a rabbit it’s cause the dog thought it was a pheasant . but it never comes out of where it’s hiding, they’re pretty smart.

Sozzy bunneh :( But I need to eat too.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / [Feature] Kongbot Gameplay Service - Feedback Appreciated!

So are we paying for the ability to… chat?
April Fools joke, yes?

 
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Topic: The Last Stand: Dead Zone / Can't Connect

I run Linux, and the latest flashplayer version is 11.3… but TLS:DZ needs 11.3.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What if we replaced lame with llama

Fuck you.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Your partner for life.

Attractiveness doesn’t necessarily mean they’re as cute as a llama. You can find good looks, intelligence, and a charming personality to be attractive.
<— A llama who has all that shit.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Gays should not compete in the Olympics

Originally posted by Rolby:
Originally posted by adv0catus:
Originally posted by Rolby:

gays guys are too femalish for olympic games they arent as good as straight guys. cuz they have female brains instead of male brains and female brains arent capable of doing sports very intensely or something. so all female top sporters are actually lesbians cuz lesbians got male brains.

there’s so many things wrong with this

it’s sad and hilarious

simultaneously

i don’t even know where to begin


is it sad that rolby is probably trolling

but there’s the potential that he’s serious?

idiot stop protecting ur gay brethern. scienstits proved many times that gay men have something wrong with their brains. they have female brains instead of male brains, thats y they act like women.

Didn’t every religious institution prove that in the 1800’s?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / are u a capitalist

As I live in a capitalist society, I will take advantages of the individual benefits while disregarding the negative impacts on the society.

But no, I don’t agree with capitalism.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I (Almost) finally had to tell my dad about OT

Originally posted by aguspal:

Lol thats another reason of why I dont want anything to do with porn. It KIlls your computer if you dont know what you are doing.

My parents know I am a computer pro so nothing is going to happen to my pc (mostly…)

Originally posted by SWATLLAMA:

Althought they actually support me looking at porn, I myself DONT want to do it.

Your parents are fucked up freaks. Do they tell you to download viruses and click on every ad you see too?

Get a virus and make a video of you removing it yourself.
You have no basis for the second statement, whereas I did.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I (Almost) finally had to tell my dad about OT

Althought they actually support me looking at porn, I myself DONT want to do it.

Your parents are fucked up freaks. Do they tell you to download viruses and click on every ad you see too?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Beatles are hacks.

Considering how horrible the beatles are, I doubt most of the peopple who claim to like the beatles have heard many of their songs.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Coca Cola Is Racist

Idiot, that is not racism…

 
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Topic: Game Programming / GiTD #37 - *Pressure*

Maybe a SWAT theme for next time? Combine Pressure and SWAT with llamas! :D

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Mankind is the worst species on Earth

OP as a whole is correct, but has some inaccurate backing statements.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is your religion?

I worship the Great Udder.

 
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Topic: Game Programming / New to programming - any suggestions?

I would never take GamerGamer555’s advice. Learning AS2 is not recommended because of the thousands of disadvantages over AS3 which you can read about if you’re interested. I would not ever use Java for making a game. I just finished making one for school, and it was a bitch to work with.

 
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Topic: Game Programming / GiTD #37 - *Pressure*

Since Moocowgomoo posted right before me, I suggest we make the theme be cow-themed!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Prisoner's Dilemna

Well, if we’re going to go on this sexist tangent that seems to have popped up, dear leporidae, then we can say you’re not affected by this because you have a lady to cook for you.

Work is good, love isn’t required, so she should stay with her good job.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / STOP TYPIN STOOPIDLY -.-

Typing like a drunk toddler is much harder than typing as i am currently doing.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / i freaking hate my parents

Do you have any music on YT for us to listen to? I’d like to, at least, if you really take it seriously.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Birth control

Stots, when you say that “Overpopulation is only really a problem due to current geopolitical bureaucracy,” I think you’re only looking at one aspect of overpopulation, and that being a lack of food. In that statement, you didn’t take into account how we affect every ecosystem.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Whenever I hear someone say they aren't nationalist I immediately start seeing them as less intelligent

Hail the Proletariat.

 
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Topic: Backyard Monsters / So... what other games are there like BackyardMonsters

I liked it! It was fun and had cute graphics. So what other games are there that are like this, at least in gameplay? I know of ClashofClans, but I’m not going to get a smartphone just for that.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / anti gay mariage thread

MmeBunneh’s the smartest of all the active off-topic members, so if we look at statistics from only this community, the gay people are smarter than nongays.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What should I make for my bf for Christmas?

I am surprised that Rolby did not suggest fucking him.

Give him a hug or bake him brownies.