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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, it turns out the kids are stronger than Oryx himself. They fight you all at the same time. Oryx had 17 kids.
I wish for a dot.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Your rotmg FUNNIEST moments!

Welp, knight died, guess I should play some other class.
Becomes necro
Okay, what stuff do I have for necro in my vault? None? Well I guess I should go find some.
doesn’t get an upgrade to staff until level 6
Okay, finally got t3 staff, now what?
dies
Okay then!
Becomes huntress
can’t get rid of T0 bow until level 6 again
Why level 6?
gets impatient to get gear, so goes to glands and dies
Becomes huntress again
Why can’t I get rid of my T0 weaponry?!
gets to level 7, doesn’t get better bow, goes to glands, STILL doesn’t get better bow, dies
Ugh, well I guess I should play a class I have gear for…

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted. You have invincibility against pirates.
I wish for a gigantic stone that you can hurl at an enemy for 10000 damage.

 
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Topic: Bloons TD 5 / Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted. The monkeys don’t know what Portal is and all die. Bloons take over the world.
I wish the monkeys knew what Portal is.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but you didn’t corrupt my wish, so you died.
I still wish for explosions.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but it’s in 3d.
I wish for explosions.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted. You get a T-1 item named “Nothing”.
I wish for a cow boss.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, two minutes later you tele to someone in the godlands and get shotgunned by 12 Leviathans.
I wish for a genie that could tell if your gear is strong enough for a dungeon. (He doesn’t lie either.)

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted. It brings you with it. You die.
I wish for a staircase.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, fame is now useless.
I wish to kill everyone ingame. (including myself)

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted. It’s not you.
I wish for Vasya_’s alligator to not be dead.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, you get a pet that damages you for that amount. It is called Ouch: the Pet.
I wish for a 15th class.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, the black hole sucks up all of RotMG, and nobody can play ever again.
I wish for Oryx to drink everything in his wine cellar.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, you get killed by all the other players.
I wish for level 21.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, you get banned. Duh.
I wish for a boss named Ouch.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but the pig needs to be fed dbows every 12 hours or it will die.
I wish for Coral Silk armor so I can hug my baby Phoenix Lord.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but you can only fly for 1 second every hour, and you can only fly over water.
I wish for a baby Phoenix Lord pet.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, corrupted ou are de corrupted ife po ERROR
I wish that the next person who posts here dies.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, it eats you and spits you out as a j384q89oep0a98up98udps9[ERROR]12ar8723ijuwhjui
I wish Pacman would eat all of the realm gold.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but the snow scatters into the realm, and when you step on it it does 100 armor piercing damage. Ouch.
I wish for a pet Oryx.

 
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Topic: Anti-Idle: The Game / The Soda Machine of MAgic idleing

You get… lightmarty!
I insert a GLGLGLGUGL and a Pixelated Mystery Box.

 
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Topic: Spiral Knights / Corrupt a wish SK

Granted. Wishing now costs 99,999 energy.

I wish for a Notspookat.

 
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Topic: Anti-Idle: The Game / The Soda Machine of MAgic idleing

You get a 2ds with Pokémon X in the card slot and NOTHING in it.

I insert 666666 Mystery Shops.

 
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Topic: Spiral Knights / Corrupt a wish SK

Granted. All of your Spiral Knights characters turn into Joseph Staline and kill you more.

I wish crowns would fall from the sky in Haven.

 
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Topic: Anti-Idle: The Game / The Soda Machine of MAgic idleing

You get the tsihcrana cookbook.
I insert the BA and the Ctrl-click save 2 savefile.