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Topic: Bloons TD 5 / Think of your own bloons!

Fork Bomb Bloon
Takes 3 hits to pop
Speed: Zebra Bloon
Abilities: If not popped within 2 seconds of being spawned, when popped, it will spawn 2 more of itself in addition to 2 Zebra Bloons. Cannot be Regen. Immune to explosives.
Contains 2 Zebra Bloons
Appearance: Slightly larger than a Zebra Bloon, straight black and white stripes

 
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Topic: Clicker Heroes / Corrupt a Wish: CH Edition

Granted, but the genie couldn’t understand your english, so he granted you a university. On top of your kitchen.
I wish for science!

 
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Topic: Clicker Heroes / Dora question

I think what he means is 100% = 2x chest rate, 200% = 3x chest rate, 300% = 4x chest rate, etc… I cannot confirm this, so if this info is wrong, correct me.

 
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Topic: Clicker Heroes / Corrupt a Wish: CH Edition

Granted, but 900,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 km is larger than the observable universe- … … … Universe.exe has quit unexpectedly.
I wish for a tech tree of ancients.

 
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Topic: Clicker Heroes / Corrupt a Wish: CH Edition

Granted… uhh… no wish? Fine.
I wish for my head back.

 
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Topic: Clicker Heroes / Corrupt a Wish: CH Edition

Granted. Instead 0.18c happened, which makes InfintK 1.01 dmg and InfinK 0.01 dmg.
I wish I knew why CAWs are so popular now.

 
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Topic: Clicker Heroes / Corrupt a Wish: CH Edition

Granted. You die from your brain overloading with information.
I wish saying “yes” did 100* damage to a monster.

 
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Topic: Clicker Heroes / Corrupt a Wish: CH Edition

Granted. Gilding/levelling Betty and Amenhotep isn’t a waste now, because those people are the only ones you can gild/level.
I wish Reload reloads the webpage.

 
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Topic: Clicker Heroes / Corrupt a Wish: CH Edition

Granted. Money can now only be used to upgrade Cid. The new currency that’s actually worth something is lampposts.
I wish that Paratroopa’s dragon didn’t die.

 
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Topic: Clicker Heroes / Corrupt a Wish: CH Edition

Granted, but the government sees how much inflation it causes, so they shut the game down.
I wish that Cid was actually a cat.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, it turns out the kids are stronger than Oryx himself. They fight you all at the same time. Oryx had 17 kids.
I wish for a dot.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Your rotmg FUNNIEST moments!

Welp, knight died, guess I should play some other class.
Becomes necro
Okay, what stuff do I have for necro in my vault? None? Well I guess I should go find some.
doesn’t get an upgrade to staff until level 6
Okay, finally got t3 staff, now what?
dies
Okay then!
Becomes huntress
can’t get rid of T0 bow until level 6 again
Why level 6?
gets impatient to get gear, so goes to glands and dies
Becomes huntress again
Why can’t I get rid of my T0 weaponry?!
gets to level 7, doesn’t get better bow, goes to glands, STILL doesn’t get better bow, dies
Ugh, well I guess I should play a class I have gear for…

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted. You have invincibility against pirates.
I wish for a gigantic stone that you can hurl at an enemy for 10000 damage.

 
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Topic: Bloons TD 5 / Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted. The monkeys don’t know what Portal is and all die. Bloons take over the world.
I wish the monkeys knew what Portal is.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but you didn’t corrupt my wish, so you died.
I still wish for explosions.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but it’s in 3d.
I wish for explosions.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted. You get a T-1 item named “Nothing”.
I wish for a cow boss.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, two minutes later you tele to someone in the godlands and get shotgunned by 12 Leviathans.
I wish for a genie that could tell if your gear is strong enough for a dungeon. (He doesn’t lie either.)

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted. It brings you with it. You die.
I wish for a staircase.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, fame is now useless.
I wish to kill everyone ingame. (including myself)

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted. It’s not you.
I wish for Vasya_’s alligator to not be dead.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, you get a pet that damages you for that amount. It is called Ouch: the Pet.
I wish for a 15th class.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, the black hole sucks up all of RotMG, and nobody can play ever again.
I wish for Oryx to drink everything in his wine cellar.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, you get killed by all the other players.
I wish for level 21.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, you get banned. Duh.
I wish for a boss named Ouch.