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Topic: Off-topic / The new map of OT

Originally posted by Terence22205:

Needs more rolby.

Rolby was not around when the map was created, but he has now been added.

Originally posted by waffle_god:

provis is dead remove the harbour

add waffles sewage treatment plant

Provis Harbor is historical, just like ArcaneCoder Courthouse and Metallifan Concert Hall.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The new map of OT

MrSalvador’s old map was bumped, so this new one shall also be bumped.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / This just in, an invasion may be coming soon

We are reaching the end of the first day after the arrival of Season 3 this morning. It seems like it isn’t nearly as bad as the anti-brony groups had anticipated. One anti-brony leader had said that he expected dozens of spam attacks in only the first day. However, there have not been any spam attacks. It seems like the Season 3 bronies are peaceful. Still, there have been a few radical anti-bronies who have engaged in unprovoked brutal violence against bronies. The Moderator Defence force is currently searching for these people and encourages any Off Topic citizens with information regarding these attacks to contact Captain MadJedi at the following number:

1-337-mad-jedi.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / This just in, an invasion may be coming soon

Only one day left. Citizens of Off Topic, prepare yourselves!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / This just in, an invasion may be coming soon

The arrival of the wave of bronies is now only two weeks out. Recently, the officer in charge of the Moderator Defence Force division stationed in Off Topic announced that the “Season 3” bronies will be allowed into Off Topic as long as they do not damage the infastructure of Off Topic. These destructive actions are referred to by the defence force as “trolling”. This has angered anti-brony groups, as they believe that the arrival of the bronies will cause severe damage to Off Topic. The Moderator Forces are currently attempting to stop the violent protests of anti-brony groups. Stay tuned for more info.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / This just in, an invasion may be coming soon

This just in, the exact date of the arrival of “Season 3” has been confirmed as November 10th. We must be prepared for anything. The Moderator Defense Force is currently attempting to ease the conflict between those who oppose the approaching brony force and those who support them. We will bring you new developments as we recieve more info.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / This just in, an invasion may be coming soon

We have recieved more info. It has been confirmed that the “Season 3” invasion will arrive sometime in November. Much of OT has split into those who support the approaching wave of bronies and those who oppose them. In the middle are neutrals who are trying to stay out of the conflict, but more and more people are getting sucked into it. Whether the approaching force is friendly or hostile, we must prepare ourselves for their arrival.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / This just in, an invasion may be coming soon

We have recieved reports of a massive force approaching Off Topic. The reports have confirmed that the approaching force is associated with Bronies. Whether they are frindly or hostile is yet to be determined. The anti-brony groups in OT have dubbed them as the “second brony invasion”, claiming that they will tear through not only Off Topic, but all of the internet with speed and power that rivals the original spread of bronies. Brony supporters on the other hand do not see them as a threat and believe that their arrival in Off Topic would not have a significant negative impact. We have managed to get into contact with the approaching force. They simply refer to themselves as “Season 3”. We will keep you updated as we recieve new developments.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / hey guys I noticed that you all like crows

You know, if you don’t like my thread you could just not post in it and stop being an attention whore.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / This just in, OT has been overrun by crows

Good morning OT. We apologize for yesterday’s little… mishap. The news studio was secured last night by a militia group. We’ve found out the status of our news helicopter that went down in the forest. Unfortunatley, the pilot and co-pilot died in the crash. The reporter who was on board survived, but was infected and has transformed into a crow. We’ve gotten another news helicopter into the air. This one has armed militia members on board to avoid another incident. We now take you live to our news helicopter.

As you can see below me, the battle is very intense. The Moderator Defense Force, along with civilian militias, are pushing back the crows. We have recieved reports that… [thud] [caw] [gunshots] Sorry about that. We’ve recieved reports that Fuzzybacon Laboratories is making very fast progress on the new cure. As before, it would kill the crows and revert the infected back to thier normal state. We will bring you updates as we recieve new info.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / This just in, OT has been overrun by crows

The crows are… they’re everywhere. Our defenses are being overrun. A Bunbunmaru News helicopter was brought down by crows. It crashed in the forest. The condition of the helicopter’s crew is… unknown. We will keep you informed on the… [caw] Was that… what I think it was? [caw] No, not here… [screaming] Oh my God, they’re in the studio! We have to get… [static] [beeeeeeeeep]

 
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Topic: Off-topic / This just in, OT has been overrun by crows

This just in, another wave of crows has appeared. These crows are tougher than the last group. They carry a similar disease, but the cure developed by Fuzzybacon Laboratories has no effect on them or the people they infect. The lab is working on a new cure, but it could be days before it is completed. The Moderator Defense Force is currently… [thud] What was that? [caw] Hey, what’s going… [caw] What the… [scream] [static] [beeeeeeeeeeep]

 
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Topic: Off-topic / This just in, OT has been overrun by crows

We’ve got some good news for you. As we speak, the cure for the crow disease is being spread from above by the Bullet Hell squadron of the Moderator Air Force. Many crows attempted to escape towards Greer ocean. They were promptly intercepted by Admiral Trickyrodent and her fleet stationed at Provis harbor. The rest of the crows headed past the forest to the southwest of Off Topic, towards the border with The Arts. A flight of Silencer fighters is pursuing them. Off Topic officials have informed The Arts of the approaching crows. The Arts has stationed Curator missiles at the border to intercept the crows. The Moderator Defense Force is doing everthing it can to ensure that no crows escape.

The crow leader Mafefe is currently being interrogated by General Zshadow. We do not know why the crows attacked, but hopefully the general will find out this information soon.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The new map of OT

This just in, Off Topic has expanded further and taken over a section of land from The Arts. This area has been designated as Crow Forest.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The new map of OT

Originally posted by Jaskaran2000:

Bitchpls. Where’s LordJaska’s lair

Who are you again?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / This just in, OT has been overrun by crows

I’m afraid we have some bad news this morning. VanHalen animal shelter was attacked by crows. The crows infected the majority of the animals with thier disease and many of them have turned into crows. The owner of the shelter was infected as well and is currently in Gevock Memorial Hospital. We are awaiting reports on her condition.

Fortunatley, FuzzyBacon Laboratories has found a cure for the crow disease. They have developed a chemical that will kill the crow invaders and return the infected back to thier original state. They are currently working on a way to quickly distribute the cure throughout Off Topic.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The new map of OT

New addition, VanHalen Animal Shelter.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The new map of OT

This just in, Off Topic has begun to expand its territory and has taken over parts of Serious Discussion and the Kongregate forum. We believe that they will continue to expand further.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The new map of OT

The map has been updated.

Marcus F. Thomas Penitentiary and Metallifan concert hall have been added.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The new map of OT

Originally posted by Rpoman2009:

where’s the prison at for all of the forum banned accounts? I say forum banned because that’s where they did the spamming.

Who should the prison be named after?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The new map of OT


Let me know if you think that there’s something that I should add.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / This just in, OT has been overrun by crows

Good morning OT. The conflict between the moderator forces and the crow attack raged all night. We believe that the invaders are close to being driven away. Admiral Trickyrodent has arrived at Provis Harbor with more reinforcements. The attack will be shut down soon. The crow leader, known as Mafefe, is already in General Zshadow’s captivity and he is currently being interrogated.

This just in, Gevock Memorial Hospital is in chaos. rann13, who was infected by the crows’ disease, has fully transformed into a crow and is spreading the disease throughout the hospital. Many injured OTers have been transformed into crows. Captain MadJedi and his squad are on thier way to protect the hospital. In the meantime, a cure for the crow disease is being researched at FuzzyBacon Laboratories. We will keep you updated with any new developments.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / This just in, OT has been overrun by crows

Originally posted by ajx30009:

oh shit gevock hospital has just been attacked the only dead are ajx30009(who went down fighting) and rann13(he could have saved ajx30009 but he was a coward and ran away and was killed by crows) this is what i would like to see happen next plz make it so

you forgot that rann13 is turning into a crow.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / This just in, OT has been overrun by crows

This just in, the CEO of the TerribleToaster company has been found. He escaped the crows’ captivity and was found in the ArcaneCoder courthouse, pursuing a hopeless lawsuit. Unfortunatley, the courhouse was stormed by crows. The CEO escaped, but the mental trauma of the crow attacks caused his underlying psychological condition to resurface. He is suffering from delusions that he existed before recorded history. He was found by Officer Alex of the moderator forces and was taken to the Cocoapuff Mental Institution for treatment.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / This just in, OT has been overrun by crows

Originally posted by ritzfitz91:

You are just ignorant of the truth.

Show me that truth