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Topic: Forum Games / Darkspell: Odyssey in Peril (Signups always open)

[Yeah, I know its over. But I am just getting the plot of Seven out. Its to explain absence. It’s for maybe sequal :P]
[Tacket, It taketh an idiot, to confirmth an idiot]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Darkspell: Odyssey in Peril (Signups always open)

[Sorry. My little sister got my laptop taken away for 2 days.]
[Time for BackPlot!]
Meanwhile, in a secret lab in Shatterice
“You idiot!” yelled a scientist. “You lost the key to his cell! He will get MAD!”
“But sir…” said his young assistant. She was only 18. “The last I had it was during the last test-” The last test was trying out his metal powers.
Then, the silent click of a revolver.
“This can go the easy way. Or the VERY easy way.” said Seven. Seven had changed since he was last seen. Bigger, stronger, more scars, a light tan, stubble and he was wearing prison clothes
“You can’t do this!” said the scientist, “Wait, whats that you got?”
Seven showed a machine on his back. It looked like a machine that caught ghosts, but with 2 small pylons screwed on. It had a small map attatched, and some knobs. It had the embosed words writen on the back:
Tempest Shifter
“This? Doc, you made it and I am keeping it. I got the blueprints so you can’t build another.”
Seven then went to a locker and pulled something out.
It was a re-made gunblade. It had a dial on the handle saying “OUT OF FUEL.” It was like Negative, but better.
“I got it reforged with those things my father gave me.”
I took it and pressed a button on the shifter.
“Cya.”
A ball of light the size of a boulder engulfed me. I vanish.

Seven is back.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Darkspell: Odyssey in Peril (Signups always open)

[Just to note, Seven is going to be in “Training” till new year. You won’t be able to interact with him until new year. Then I will come in with a chain saw or somthin and savethe day.]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Darkspell: Odyssey in Peril (Signups always open)

[My grasp on the plot has just left.]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Flaming Wombat

Twit
I wake up outside of the pub. I had been knocked out. “Ouch. Why does my head hurt?”

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Cup of Plenty café

[Dear lord… Time flys in 1 day.]
Twit
I start to drum my fingers on the table. The zombies were more social…

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Darkspell: Odyssey in Peril (Signups always open)

[We need an event…]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Flaming Wombat

Nazi Zombies
A zombie burst through the window.
Twit
GERMANS! I WILL AVENEGE THE RED DRAGONS!” I grab a match and chuck it in the barrel. I then pull out a grenade, stick it in the barrel and chuck the flaming grenade at the zombie.
[Boom.]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Flaming Wombat

Twit
“Its just a joke…”

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Flaming Wombat

Twit
“Yep. It can bend.” I bend it. “SEE!”

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Flaming Wombat

Twit
I pull out a bendy straw.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Cup of Plenty café

[bump]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Flaming Wombat

Twit
I pull out a bottle with skull and crossbones. “This alcohol is the best.”

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Flaming Wombat

Twit
I pull out a watch. “Three… Two… One…” The Insanity melts through the pokefunnel, landing on the floor. Insanity has one problem, metal corrosion. “It melts the iron inside you.”
I turn to Eric. “If this has a name like that… NO! WE GOT PUT IN AUSTRALIA!” I start cursing British. This was like normal cursing, but to vulgar. “They think they could make the Dragons die Outback! NO!” I grab the dead pidgeon, put a message in its mouth and I then pull out a firework. “Stand back.” I atatch the pidgeon to the firework, light it and run back to the bar. The firework explodes.
“Bleeding? Insanity burns your teeth off. It can be used to clean paint stains!”

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Flaming Wombat

Twit
I start to laugh. “Thats no drink!” I pull out a small bottle. “This is Insanity, strong as a lead pipe. It burns your gut, bubbles your kiddneys and comes with a little umbrella.” I drop the umbrella in. It catches fire.
“Names Twit. Captian of the now in flames Red Dragons.” I pull out a pistol, aim it at the celling, and fire. A pidgeon falls out of the air. “Insanity is my middle name. Twit Insanity. That would mean Danger is my last name… Twit Insanity Danger.”

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Flaming Wombat

[Well… Currently he is wearing an old victorian tux. He is around his late 14’s. He has messy black hair, white skin, red eyes and he is quite short. He has a mild tendency of madness…]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Flaming Wombat

Twit
“Sorry, I suffer a rare syndrome. Political Correctness Insanity.” I take off my top hat. I was in an old victorian suit. “I just escaped from the Germans!” I then point towards a plane crash outside.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Flaming Wombat

[This is like Australia I guess.]
Twit
I walk into the bar. I rub my head. “Ow.”
[Bahdumtash!]
I then go through the door. “Oops.” I look at the remains.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Cup of Plenty café

[Twit is a master at the triangle…]
[I think I was going to make Twit a good piano player later in the RP, during a bar scene. He would have to play the piano to call the ferry.]
[If you would let me… Could he play the piano?]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Cup of Plenty café

Twit
“Oh, Someguy who goes around with a TARDIS and travels through time through WormHoles. Anyway, my wiredest discusion was with Death…”
Back at the End of Of Zombies and Men
As the last hunter killed the last survivour, Twit poked his head through a bush. “What the hell? The Tank got destroyed by a Tank!” I then turn my head into blue flares of eyes.
Don’t Mind Me Death said in his "Crypt"ic voice. You live, they die.
“But why?” I look in horror as one of my partners heads roll over like the lotto. “It happened so fast…”
The Goverment is To Blame Death said in deep tones.
“They always are.”
The only consilation I can give you, is this. THE LAST SLEEPING PLACE, IS WHEN ALL DIE.
“You mean Rencarnation?”
Bingo. It happens in this world, but not others.
“Wait… You mean there is other dimens-”
Come Pew. Lets Leave.
Death clicked his teeth, and his small kitten followed.
“Bugger that.”
I start to head towards the boats.
Present
“And I can tell you about the boats if you like.”

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Cup of Plenty café

Twit
“Err. Its when you run out of carbohydrates. It’s when you die of malnurishment.”
I stare at this person. “Are you an alien? Like from Doctor Who?”
[BRITAN!]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Cup of Plenty café

Twit
“He needs an IT Tech Help. Well, Thats the-” I do some thinking. “-Fith wierdest topic I have ever discused. And I once had to have a talk about who’s knee we would eat out of starvation.”
[I used to RP. Then I took an Arrow to the knee.]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Cup of Plenty café

[Twit is in the Cafe.]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Cup of Plenty café

Twit
I sniff the gum. I then pocket it. “Name’s Twit. Nice to meet you.” I take the hand and shake.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Cup of Plenty café

Twit
This being me. “Have you tried turning it on and off again?”