Dartval
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Topic: Off-topic /
Have you heard of that new Chinese cookbook?
It’s pretty popular.
It’s called “How to Wok Your Dog”.
Discuss Chinese food.
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Dartval
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Topic: Off-topic /
How far do you think you could get a banana down your throat?
Originally posted by VanHalen1:
I’ve never tried that with a banana, but I could almost fit an entire corn dog down my throat before I gagged.
Keep practicing.
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Dartval
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Topic: Off-topic /
The reason why dogs are superior to cats
When you tell someone that you have a dog, the next thing they say is always “What kind of dog?”
But if you say that you have a cat, no one cares what kind of cat.
Therefore, dogs > cats.
Discuss dogs and cats.
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Dartval
1042 posts
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Topic: Kongregate /
Suggestions
When a forum post is removed, include the name of the person who removed it.
This post has been removed by [name of administrator or moderator].
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Dartval
1042 posts
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Topic: Off-topic /
Off topic is a bundle of sticks
It is full of them. There are too many bundles of sticks on this forum. We need to clean it up.
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Dartval
1042 posts
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Dartval
1042 posts
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Dartval
1042 posts
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Topic: Serious Discussion /
Quote Discussion, Current quote: “The problems of victory are more agreeable than those of defeat, but they are no less difficult.”
Two quotes in a row got nothing. Let’s try a new one.
“When men sow the wind it is rational to expect that they will reap the whirlwind.”
~Frederick Douglass
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Dartval
1042 posts
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Topic: Serious Discussion /
Quote Discussion, Current quote: “The problems of victory are more agreeable than those of defeat, but they are no less difficult.”
This one didn’t get much, I’ll just mvoe on to a new one. This was suggested by TheInternetRules.
“Pride is not the opposite of shame, but its source. True humility is the only antidote to shame.”
By the way, does anyone know who the real world person who said this is?
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Dartval
1042 posts
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Dartval
1042 posts
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Topic: Off-topic /
What if Obama was born before Hawaii became a state?
Barack Obama was born in Hawaii in 1961.
Hawaii became a state in 1959.
If Obama had been born a few years earlier, would he be eligible to be president? The president must be a natural born citizen, meaning that they were born in the United States. If someone was born in Hawaii before it became a state, would that person be a natural born citizen?
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Dartval
1042 posts
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Dartval
1042 posts
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Topic: Off-topic /
Gentleman
Originally posted by Harry_mess:
Wait…
“Gonna make you sweat. Gonna make you wet. You know who I am? West siiiiide!!!”
Wut?
“You know who I am? What, PSY!.”
I’d say that makes more sense.
Also, 3 days and 70 million views. Not even Justin Beiber could rack up views that fast.
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Dartval
1042 posts
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Topic: Off-topic /
Gentleman
Originally posted by waffle_god:
kpop a shit
Psy’s 1.5 billion views disagree.
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Dartval
1042 posts
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Topic: Off-topic /
Gentleman
Originally posted by Cwovictor:
Originally posted by NEITOPHEN:
No…just no.
Yes, just yes.
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Dartval
1042 posts
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Topic: Off-topic /
Gentleman
Or as I like to call it, Gangnam Style 2.0
So what do you think?
Discuss Psy.
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Dartval
1042 posts
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Topic: Off-topic /
What will you do next?
You are on a stage speaking out against corruption when suddenly, you are tased by a bro.
What do you do next?
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Dartval
1042 posts
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Dartval
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Topic: Off-topic /
What do you think about this stupidity?
In pretty much every Youtube video that involves rap, there will be at least one comment that says rape.
“Raping is an art. He is one of the best rapers there is.”
Do you find this annoying? Funny? Something else?
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Dartval
1042 posts
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Topic: Off-topic /
I know what North Korea needs
I have found the solution to the North Korea problem.
We must immediatley send large quantities of Snickers to North Korea.
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Dartval
1042 posts
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Dartval
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Topic: Off-topic /
Will you take this deal?
Originally posted by MlleBunneh:
Originally posted by EPR89:
Pray tell, what kind of stuff is Mademoiselle Bunneh into?
Definitely not invading homes and trying to kill people. Though I like bunnehs, thank you very much.
OP, please think of something better than this! Though I would take my chances with fighting myself and then ultimately kill myself, so I never have to see my other self try to kill people again.
Yay. And definitely was not expecting a thread like this.
Edit:
P.S. Unless you’re female, that deal is completely invalid. Just saying. And I’d rather have consensual sex, not a slave! The sex slave industry is still a real issue in our modern day society so this is rather awful to read.
Do you actually think that this thread is “rather awful”?
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Dartval
1042 posts
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Topic: Off-topic /
I have some bad news
MFT has fired nukes at anime studios in Japan. However, weeaboo technicians hacked into the missiles’ guidance systems and redirected them. One of them landed in MFT’s hood, one hit Hasbro headquarters, and the last one was directed to the headquarters of The Hub.
How do you feel about this?
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Dartval
1042 posts
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Topic: Off-topic /
Will you take this deal?
A giant rabbit has invaided your house and is trying to kill you. It begins to speak, “I am Mademoiselle Bunneh. I will let you live if you give me one thing in return. You must be my sex slave for one night.”
Once the night is over, it will never bother you again. If you do not comply, it will do everything in its power to kill you. Do you agree, or do you take your chances fighting it?
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Dartval
1042 posts
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Topic: Off-topic /
How will you escape?
Originally posted by EPR89:
How are my arms bound exactly?
Handcuffs.
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