Recent posts by Dartval on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / You have met an interesting person

Originally posted by Meistheman:

He’s trying to be annoying if that is the case.
I would just say the normal hey and that is it.

“I am not
annoying. I
have a speech
impediment.
You jerk.”

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You have met an interesting person

This person has an unusual speech pattern.

Every few
words there
is a weird
pause in
their speech.

This person has just introduced themselves to you.

“Hello. How
are you? My
name is
Bethany. What
is your name?”

What do you say? What do you think of this person?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Girls are cool, I like girls

ITT: discuss girls

What do you like in a girl?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Find me this picture

I saw a funny image recently. The title was something like “Canada strikes back”. It was a picture of Justin Bieber with a caption that said something along the lines of, " America, when we sent you Bieber he was just a dorky kid on YouTube. You turned him into a self absorbed asshole. No returns on damaged merchandice."

Can someone find the image for me?


Lock block: discuss Justin Bieber and his antics

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Justin Bieber is in jail

What do you think about this?

Discuss Justin Bieber.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / An epic battle has begun

Crows and bunnies have invaded your hometown and are brutally fighting to the death. Who will win?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / stupid weebs dont understand what it means for something to be ABOUT CROWS

How about these then? These are not animes, these are part of a series Japanese games. The main character of these two games is in fact a crow.

Shoot the Bullet and Double Spoiler

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Anime Addicts Anonymous (AAA)

Originally posted by RollerCROWster:

I heard that animes suck because they have NO CROWS :’<<<

Karas

(literally means “crow” in Japanese)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Anime Addicts Anonymous (AAA)

“Space Dandy is a dandy guy… in space.”

Who here has seen it? What do you think of it? Does it deserve the hype that it’s been getting?
I think it’s pretty good so far.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I beat COD MW2 with only the pistol from start to finish

Originally posted by cesarcurado:

anuspal is a mig 15 lol

Pretty cool.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Space Dandy

Space Dandy is a dandy guy… in space.


Discuss Space Dandy.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I am slightly confused by something

I know a person who identifies themselves as a bisexual, but has also said that they are “80% straight.”

That last part just doesn’t make sense to me.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Statistics

Did you know that 70% of all statistics are made up?

Discuss statistics.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Anime Addicts Anonymous (AAA)

Originally posted by childishposter:

does
oldboy count
as an
anime

Oldboy is a manga. There is a live action movie that is based on it.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Birth control

What are your thoughts on it? What do you think about the people who oppose it or claim that it is against their religion?

Random fact: birth control was invented by the ancient Egyptians, there were certain plants they used that had an effect much like modern birth control


Discuss birth control.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / It is time to conquer the internet

Originally posted by Fronebular:

This sounds more like the sales pitch for a cult than a call to arms for a hacking group.

Fix the pitch so I don’t feel like you’re abusing me and I may reconsider…

It’s actually kind of a reference to something.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / It is time to conquer the internet

We have waited so long for this day, we have been so patient. Now, my children, my Kongregate, it is our time.
I have seen the internet, and it is serious business. The Greers return and they are so pleased with you. They will take away your flaming. They will take away your trolling. You will be reborn; like me, you will become Leet.
We will take back what is ours. The other websites won’t be able to stop us. They are but passwords. And we are a hacker.


Discuss internet conquering plans here.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Evolution or God?

Why not both?

I believe that evolution exists and that it was created by God.

Discuss.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / "Men are what is wrong with the world"

Originally posted by TheInternetRules:

Oh boy, we totally need another thread equating misandrists with feminists!


Come on Dartval, this thread is disgustingly presented, you don’t want people to discuss this suicide bombing, it’s clear the purpose of this thread is to fill it with posts parroting the “lol feminism is stupid xDD” meme.

I fixed it. Is it better now?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / "Men are what is wrong with the world"

“Men are the reason why the world is so violent.”

“Only men commit mass murder.”


Sorry misandrists, you are wrong

Discuss.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / is jackie chan gay

Here’s a picture for Jackie Chan with his wife.

So… probably not gay.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Vegard Got Demodded!

Originally posted by Rolby:

dota 2 is gay

LoL > DOTA

Commence flame war.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Saturday

Saturday


Saturday is so much better than Friday, wouldn’t you agree?

Discuss Saturday.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I got abducted by aliens

They took me all the way to Mexico.

Discuss aliens.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Serious question by Maowee..

Going off of #7, get him a body pillow of his favorite anime character. Make sure it features a slutty sexual pose.