Recent posts by JesseMH8 on Kongregate

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Topic: Kongregate / Graveyard890 Ego Inflation

Thanks for a fantastic interview, Gravey! Do you have any other ideas or challenges for yourself Kong-related or not in the future? Happy Holidays!

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Graveyard890 Ego Inflation

graveyard890, known by the nickname gravey to some, is nearing the end of Graveys A Day A Chat Room Thread. Congratulations on following this to the end! Thanks for taking time out for an interview, and instead of trying to find a way to mention graveyard and gravy(or together, ew), I hope you celebrate with an epic Christmas tomorrow.

I was going to ask you so many things, but you have a history of yourself here. The biographical book and film must be coming next summer.

Humans have been to the moon, climbed the highest mountains on earth, sailed across the Pacific Ocean for archaeological expedition on Easter Island, each with their own famous quotes. What words of inspiration do you have from visiting every chat on Kongregate?

A word I have is random, all chats are random and different and all have different personalities, some chats are similar to each other, some very different, a few were my type, while most weren’t

How did you find Kongregate?

My cousin told me in 2008, name bopken, he rarely comes on anymore, at 1st I’d play a week as guest until I created my account on May 24 2008 as walker9

What are your favorite games on Kongregate?

Minions, Globetrotter XL, Shellshock Live 1 and 2, and Just Trolling.

What badge would you like to see on Kongregate, or in real life(aka boring space in between Kongregate sessions)

Id like to see a Badge for being awesome!!

Other athletes have unfortunately cheated during their record breaking accomplishments. I must ask, have you used any performance enhancing drugs during your chat room a day marathon?

Nope, I don’t use drugs, never have, never will

Thank you, I don’t have to throw away my gravy poster or t-shirts. How did you come up with the username graveyard890?

Well after my account name walker9 got perma banned for trolling, I needed a new account to start over, I liked graveyards and i needed random numbers so 890 worked, btw someone else made this account for me cuz at that time i couldnt

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but there is no such thing as pink light.(source: minus green) What’s something about you that people wouldn’t expect, and do you think there are pink ninjas that are invisible to the human eye?

People wouldn’t expect me to be who I am, I am different according to everyone, and I don’t think they are invisible to human eye

Do you aladeen about the aladeens? Aladeen, Aladeen? (Source: aladeen )

Nope XD

What do you want for Christmas?

I want a new laptop for Christmas.

What do you like most about Kongregate, and what would you love to see in the future?

What I like about Kongregate is meeting nice people and chattin with them. What Id like to see in the future is every chat room have like at least 3 active mods in there at all times, the more the better

What do you think of free speech online and in chat rooms? You’ve visited various rooms on Kong. Honorable Lawyer Walter Sobchak has stated the Supreme Court rulings on this issue. (source: THE SUPREME COURT HAS ROUNDLY REJECTED PRIOR RESTRAINT RAGERAGERAGE)

Free speech on Kong chats are allowed with limitations, as in sayin free speeches without rulebreakin

I signed that lawyer paper thingy saying I supposedly can’t stalk you anymore. What is your computer setup like? Stacks of pizza rolls and monster drink on tap for endless gaming sessions?

My computer setup is blank. :(

Congratulations on finishing your epic run. I’ll stop taking up your valuable time so President Obama, Kobe Bryant, and PewDiePie can congratulate you on your incredible achievement.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Goosebumps Related Themed Chat Room

Cool idea, LakeSnow. I kind of like Cuckoo Clock of Doom. Forgot about that one until I read it here.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / HULKSMASHEDU Ego Inflation

Originally posted by racefan12:

(No cricket games on Kong. =[)

I beg to differ.

Haha, I had never seen those and didn’t bother to search. There are cricket games on Kong! =] I was expecting to see the insect when I clicked this link.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / HULKSMASHEDU Ego Inflation

Thanks for a great, fun inteview HULKSMASHEDU!

What suggestions do you have for future 3D Multiplayer Shooter Games, or are you looking forward to more games similar to Red Crucible 2 and Begone Gurrera.?

 
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Topic: Kongregate / HULKSMASHEDU Ego Inflation

HULK WILL DO INTERVIEW? Interviews are fun. There isn’t a more epic act of pwning, so please meet HULKSMASHEDU

Are you still mega n00bing CS Portable?

Yes.

Do you remember the first time you were on Kongregate? Did you come here for a certain game, or to just find some gamers that needed to be smashed by Hulk(PUNY HUMANS!!!)?

Yes, the first time was late 2009, I came here for Elements. No I did not find any gamers who needed to be smashed.

So…you are probably not HULKSMASHEDU outside of Kongregate.com. You mind giving us a glimpse of life in Australia for you when you are afk irl?

Yes, cricket is one of the many hobbies us Australians have, but this is mainly for males, but some girls do play cricket too.

I saw your favorite games, and notice you like sports and multiplayer games. That is broad, so what specific category of game do you like, or what other games do you like
that aren’t a favorite? (No cricket games on Kong. =[)

3D Multiplayer Shooter Games (Red Crucible 2, Begone Gurrera.)

I see you are active in the gaming forums, is there anything you’d like to say to your friends on Kong? Do you like using the chat rooms and forums, or mainly play games?

I do both. But I mainly play games

You get to Wish Upon A Star. What would you wish for?

3 more wishes.

I see you are playing Crush the Castle Players Pack as we do this interview. How do you go about finding new games to play?

First I play the game and if I find it fun I keep playing.

Do any games on Kong come to mind for their music? Would you rather listen to your own music while gaming?

It really depends if I would listen to my own music, but I mostly listen to the games music since my browser stops playing the music after some time. It only started happening when I got the latest Firefox and shockwave.

Obviously everyone Kong has a computer. Looking around, what do you think stands out for yours, or what is something you do as a habit while gaming(besides logging into Kong =P)

I sometimes watch youtube, like Runescape videos and videos by alltime10s

There’s a lot of badges and points to earn on Kongregate. What is something you’d like to get points for, and what’s a badge you’d like to be able to earn?

An impossible badge. Mainly because they’re very time consuming and some of them are frustrating to get

I see your avatar




is an alien. Is the aliens v. marines challenge serious business?
ALIENSMASHEDU?

Yes. Sad thing if an Australian wins they can’t get the prize.

You are Australian, you like cricket, and I think you like soccer. What is something unique or surprising about you that you’d love for others on Kongregate to know?

That Hulk won’t smash you.

Do you identify best with HULK as a superhero? Is he your favorite?

No.

Is Thor your favorite?


That looks like a no.

So! Who is your favorite character or superhero(Obviously not Thor, and sorry HULK!)?

Batman.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / awesomedragon17 Ego Inflation

Originally posted by Lordleelee2:

Stop the presses! I have a question. Is a Fellbeast a Dragon?
Aweosme interview as always, and I may or may not be “borrowing” a .gif of the Dragon eye thing.

Good point. If they aren’t, I was duped by the fell beats. Duped! That may be a judge’s decision.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / awesomedragon17 Ego Inflation

Thanks for a fantastic interview awesomedragon17! That was a lot of fun.

Who would win the Oscar for best most awesome dragon(s) in a movie(s)?

The Fell Beasts, from The Lord of the Rings Trilogy

Smaug, from The Hobbit Triogy

Toothless, from How to Train Your Dragon.

Maleficent, from Sleeping Beauty.

Haku, from Spirited Away.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / awesomedragon17 Ego Inflation

Some things belong together: peanut butter and jelly, milk and cookies, Edward and Bella, bread and butter, shoes and socks, bacon and eggs, bacon and toast, bacon and bacon, bacon and bacon and bacon, and of course, awesome and dragons. I don’t have any bacon and bacon, but I do have an interview with awesomedragon17.

Your first day on Kongregate. Were you bored? Trying to impress a boy or girl with your 1337 flash gaming skills? How did you decide on your username, and what was the first game you played?

Gah… My first day… I will admit, I was a bit of a troll, but with some silencing and my immaturity going away, I learned the lefts and rights of Kongregate… There are and still are people I want to impress…. But people are stubborn. _ My first game was, if i’m not mistaken was New Star Soccer.

Obviously, you are not awesomedragon17 in real life(or maybe you are? O_o). Do you mind if I ask what your alter ego is, and where you live? (i.e. Smaug, I hang out on Lonely Mountain in Middle Earth, and like to bedazzle my belly with gold coins and gemstones.)

My real name is Joseph, (Last name’s a secret… Shhhhhhhhhh.) I live in the great state of Virginia and (Nine presidents, I am the first jedi ninja.), i quite like playstation 3. (And yes, I have an xbox. I just don’t like it as much.) Don’t get me wrong, i do have a social life. I’m a boy scout, I play striker and goalie in soccer, Play Power forward in basketball, I play chess, and Taekwondo.

What are your favorite games? Yes I am that lazy to not click on your favorite games on your profile. =] Why are they your favorites? Do you like a specific genre of game, does any aspect draw you to a game more than others?

Johnny Rocketfingers 2, (He freaking rocks.) Freefall tournament, second person shooter Zato, New Star Soccer, and fancy pants adventures. (What? His pants are fancy….)

What kind of role do you see for yourself on Kongregate? (are you a big gamer, like to chat, hang out in the forums, all of the above…) What would you consider your biggest accomplishment(s) here, and talk about some of your history on the site.

I can see myself as a big gamer, although the chat distracts me a lot and i can spend hours talking to friends…. Tiny attention span. Sue me.

Do you socialize much on Kongregate? How do you like the chat rooms and forums? Any friends on here you want to give a shout-out?

I am no social butterfly, Forums are beautiful for learning useless facts, And if you don’t mind, i’d like to shoutout, agentCAROLINA (I’m always here for you.),
narutoxtreeme, Sultan101, Alecday0014, Dayovernight,Rachiface, AnnlynnV (Finally found you. ;P), Amour_est_amer, Kittysnyper , Dreadwolf, Anharu,Sweetcheeks23 (You’re awesome), Jiante, Bazinga27, JesseMH8 (Of course…), and…. Desmondtiny. Please do not attack me with assorted cyber weapons if i forgot you…. :)

You get to wish upon a star, what would be your two wishes?

If I had two wishes… I’d first wish for a lightsaber, then i’d wish for top of the line gaming systems. Then my life is made.

In Rbots, you navigate the robot heads back to their bodies, so the robots can dance again. What game on Kongregate comes to mind for a story you enjoyed, or a story you would like to see on a Kongregate game?

Little Wheel. That game was storylined, EXTREMELY simple, but at the same time amazingly well developed, and wasn’t crude
. And I earned some points for beating it.

Jetfart Zombie is now on Kongregate. Does this raise the level for fart jokes, zombie games, or both?

Zombie games, I don’t mind… Fart games are a new attempt at this… So we’ll just have to wait and see.

Have you played any of the top rated games, or top monthly games? Any opinions on these games or those you feel are left off the list?

I do have something to add…. HOW THE HECK DID Freefall tournament miss that list???

Design a badge for a game on Kongregate, or for yourself in real life(you can do a somersault, balance a ball on your nose, eat hot chili peppers, etc.)

I am not the best at… anything in real life… Except for gaming so therefore, a badge for being an elite gamer.

Which game on Kongregate has your favorite music, or what music do you listen to while gaming on Kong?

Avicii, skrillex, Bassnectar, Rogue, And really any (good) dubstep for my shooter games, and pop/happy/heartbroken type stuff for anything else.

Do you have anything you do for good luck, or habits while gaming? (watch tv while gaming, drink mountain dew, eat one row of a corn on the cob after passing each level, light a vanilla scented candle to get your PWNZ0R on, etc.)

I close my eyes and let the eye juice fully wet my eyes, that way when the game starts, i don’t have to blink. And i eat cookies and cream hershey’s bars. Hehe.

My sources tell me that Ralph Wiggum likes to play Dino Run on Kongregate(source: Super Nintendo Chalmers.). What other celebrity or person from your own life would you not be surprised plays games on Kongregate?

I would not at all be surprised if David Beckham, played New Star Soccer in his spare time.

Does awesomedragon17 have awesome hair?

Yes, :D. I have long locks. I would tell you more, but then i get braggadocious. :P

THE OFFICIAL SamsterSamster QUESTION
What is the first life experience you can remember?

Riding the MARTA in Downtown Atlanta with my father, as a toddler.

You love New Star Soccer, and you love soccer. Do you have any other soccer games you would recommend?

I recently got FIFA 13 for my birthday. Great game. Physics engine is beautiful, and the graphics and gameplay run really well.

What soccer positions do you play in real life? Do you have any special moves or celebrations? What level do you need to be to unlock these special moves or celebrations(this concept of non-video game sports is new to me =P)?

I play Goalie, and occasional striker. My special move is the jump, tuck, and roll, after i make a save. :P Celebration is just a simple airplane arms, with a knee slide added in.

If you could play soccer with and against video game characters, who would they be? What abilities do you wish you had to play soccer?

Mario (Mario Bros), Altair (Assassin’s creed), David Beckham, Lionel Messi, Enzio (Assassin’s Creed 2), Connor (AC3), Desmond (AC series), And Solid Snake (MGS), Would be my dream team… And we should take on…. The Elites from Halo. :P

You have some soccer goals(yes, I really did just say that), how about your goals irl or on kong? Be a pro soccer player? Get every impossible badge?

I would like to go pro as a goalie one day… Um, i have three in game goals on record. (I’m a goalie, Gimme a break!) And, i would like to at least achieve level 40 on kong before i stop. But it’s getting hard. _

STUPID QUESTION ALERT
How awesome, is an awesomedragon?

Think… The awesomest ever. Then. Multiply that by 42 to the 340 power. :P

Where do you stand on the issue of hand placement while in deep thought? Finger on nose, or hand on chin(bonus smart points for beard)?
What are these people thinking?

If I was forced to choose, i’d say a hand on chin type thing, but since i have long hair, my hand tends to drift up there. _

 
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Topic: Kongregate / [Interview Masterthread] Current: Pika493 Ego Inflation

Where Jesse deletes most of his side of a PM convo:

Sorry, it wasn’t intentional. =/

 
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Topic: Kongregate / [Interview Masterthread] Current: Pika493 Ego Inflation

Great work ePro, I love reading your interviews. I had never even heard of The Gollywhopper Games. Must. Google. Immediately.(Then hope for a game!)

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Samster10 Ego Inflation

Originally posted by TheIcyHeart:
Originally posted by JesseMH8:
Originally posted by DarkRainyKnight:

Oh look, a ninja appears >:D

LOL DRK. I have been meaning to post this and awesomedragon17’s for a while. Probably another one I’ve forgotten at the moment.

Would this come under “another one that I have forgotten”?

Originally posted by Lordleelee2:

Just a heads up prodigy, jesse interviewed me already, but if you want to interview me, go right on ahead.

That one is easy to remember. I did it on December 7th. =]

EDIT:December 5th. I thought I did it on the anniversary of Pearl Harbor. Here is a link if you wanted to read the Ego Inflation of lordleelee2.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Samster10 Ego Inflation

Originally posted by DarkRainyKnight:

Oh look, a ninja appears >:D

LOL DRK. I have been meaning to post this and awesomedragon17’s for a while. Probably another one I’ve forgotten at the moment.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Samster10 Ego Inflation

Thanks for a fantastic interview Samster10! I hope you and your cough best friend Channing Tatum are very happy together.

I know I already bugged you before, and I am still a n00b at roleplay. What do you enjoy most about it, and about your character?

Thanks again Samster10!

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Samster10 Ego Inflation

Hello?

Ohai Channing Tatum. Anyways, here’s a brand new interview of…

what???

okay, now you are just mocking me. I give up, Channing Tatum, you do the Ego Inflation intro.

Samster10




Your first day on Kongregate. Were you bored? Trying to impress a boy or girl with your 1337 flash gaming skills? How did you decide on your username, and what was the first game you played?

Um…my first day on here was actually about a week or two before I actually made an account. Someone in a class had shown me a game on here, which leads to the first game question. The game was Monster Basement 2. But I was actually a pretty sociable person then and was interested in making a ton of new friends which of course I have. Now as for my username, the short story is that I have a cousin that plays football and we were playing one of his NFL games and he actually came up with Power Samster as my custom made player’s name. I just dropped the power part and added the 10.

Obviously, you are not Samster10 in real life(or maybe you are? O_o). Do you mind if I ask what your alter ego is, and where you live? (i.e. Channing Tatum, in real life I like to take my shirt off and make everybody scream or get jelly.)

No I am not Samster10 in real life. I’m Samantha. However I do have one friend that does call me Samster. Some of my many other nicknames are, Sammy, Sammie, SammyBug, Slamin Sam( got called this by a teacher one year) Sunshine( yet again by a teacher), but most of all is just Sam. I live in boreing Ohio.

Before we get to games, what are your favorite foods. Some things cannot wait. Please tell me.
Now.
I am hungry.

Favorite breakfast food specifically is a bagel with egg,cheese and sausage. With a french vanilla cappuccino. Lunch,for me is either some type of sandwhich,Mac N Cheese, or Ramen<3 Yummy.
Dinner is well, a favorite is pizza of course.

What are your favorite games? Yes I am that lazy to not click on your favorite games on your profile. =] Why are they your favorites? Do you like a specific genre of game, does any aspect draw you to a game more than others?

I have like one specific favorite that I do tend to play alot, which is the first Sacred Seasons. I also play Zilch once in a while, I like playing it in real life more, it’s one of the few games I can actually win at. Sacred Seasons is my favorite because there’s quite a few people I play it with, but mainly sometimes it gets funny I mean a snake named Sssssammy? I thought it was pretty funny.

What kind of role do you see for yourself on Kongregate? (are you a big gamer, like to chat, hang out in the forums, all of the above…) What would you consider your biggest accomplishment(s) here?

I am definitely a huge chatter, not as much now as I used to be, but still I’m big on chatting. Some of my accomplishments are I finally got one of the medals, lol . Goes to show how much of a non gamer I am.

Do you socialize much on Kongregate? How do you like the chat rooms and forums? Any friends on here you want to give a shout-out?

I socialize a lot still, again not as much as I used to. I don’t really hop around chatsl rooms much unless there’s a friend in another room I want to say “Hi.” to. When I first made my account it put me in Dragons Cave, that is still where I am located at. Yes there are a few some of the ones I’ve known for 3-4 years. They are, Onekis, Jayhoulder, Solaron, and a few others but I don’t feel like looking up how to spell their long ass names. But Onekis and Jay I have both known for atleast 4 years. Solaron I have known for 3 years now I think.

You get a wish upon a star, what would it be?

Um I would wish to honestly become best friends with Channing Tatum lol.

Badge Master
by Senekis93 has a list of badges on Kongregate. What is a badge(or badges) for a games(or games) on Kongregate,
or for yourself in real life(Sing Taylor Swift songs in Italian, hopscotch using only your hands, etc.) you would like to add?

Do I get a badge for being a smart blonde? Lol. Um how about for being able to speak some Spanish? I can honestly describe your looks and personality. Along with other stuff.

Which game on Kongregate has your favorite music, or what music do you listen to while gaming on Kong?

I listen to alot of Breaking Benjamin,
Owlcity,
Nickleback, and others.

Do you have anything you do for good luck, or habits while gaming? (I can’t be the only one that takes small bites of funyuns and wears them as hoop earrings for uber gaming good luck…)

I absolutely love chocolate milk and usually am drinking some while playing and chatting. I blame Onekis for making me a lot more addicted to it than I used to be.

Oh dear. Are there any other members that belong to Chocoholics Anonymous besides you two?

Lmao no just us:D

My sources tell me that Leonardo Dicaprio likes to play
stickocalypse by GameBuilder15
on Kongregate(source: INCEPTION). What other celebrity or person from your own life would you not be surprised plays games on Kongregate?

Um I’ll go with Adam Sandler. He’s a huge joker so it would not surprise me.

There is evidence that the Grand Canyon predates dinosaurs:
(Source: Apatite 4He/3He and (U-Th)/He Evidence for an Ancient Grand Canyon )

A few years ago, the body temperatures of three types of sauropods(DINOSAURS!!!) was accurately determined within one degree Celsius(Source: Dinosaur Body Temperatures Determined from Isotopic (13C-18O) Ordering in Fossil Biominerals ).

Did dinosaurs use the grand canyon as a place to throw music festivals and raves out in the desert, and
how close am I to getting a pet Camarasaurus, and we are to building Jurassic Park?

I think they probably did throw partys, hell if I was a dino I would to. :D Jesse I’m sorry but no Camarasaurus for you, it’s all mine. ^^ As for the park, um I don’t know lol

=[ What would you name YOUR Camarasaurus?

Steve Alexander Roland

Where do you stand on the issue of

hand placement while in deep thought? Finger on nose, or hand on chin(bonus smart points for beard)?
What are these people thinking?

I put my hand on my chin or the side of my head.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / SamsterSamster Ego Inflation

Originally posted by SamsterSamster:
Originally posted by JesseMH8:

Great interview ePro and SamsterSamster!

Originally posted by eProdigy:

SamsterSamster

What is the one thing you would like to have the most for Christmas?

The complete Numb3rs and/or Scrubs DVD boxset. I’m not kidding, I’m boring like that :P :L

idk much about Numb3rs, but I like Scrubs. My favorite episode is My Screw Up.

I AM THE KING OF GAY CHICKEN!!!

(What is yours, or why do you like these two shows so much?)

To be honest, I’ve only seen the first series of both shows, hence why I am getting the boxsets :L

Ooops! I hope Santa Claus or Michael Scott bring them for you.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / SamsterSamster Ego Inflation

Great interview ePro and SamsterSamster!

Originally posted by eProdigy:

SamsterSamster

What is the one thing you would like to have the most for Christmas?

The complete Numb3rs and/or Scrubs DVD boxset. I’m not kidding, I’m boring like that :P :L

idk much about Numb3rs, but I like Scrubs. My favorite episode is My Screw Up.

I AM THE KING OF GAY CHICKEN!!!

(What is yours, or why do you like these two shows so much?)

 
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Topic: Kongregate / uzzbuzz Ego Inflation

Cool interview eProdigy and UZZBUZZ!

Originally posted by eProdigy:

What do you do most of the time on Kongregate?
It used to be badging, and while I still try to maintain my badge earnings, I’ve fallen back numerous times. I’ve been busy in Film School so most of my time currently is browsing the forums during my break times. Now that I have 3 weeks off hopefully I will be able to badge again quite a lot.

How do you like Film School?

I really like Flight. There are some spectacular shots in that film that make for great storytelling. One of my favorites is Scared Stewardess with her leg in the aisle.

I think Scared Stewardess wins best actress, do you have any Oscar predictions?

hugs

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Women are so confusing.

Originally posted by UZZBUZZ:

Pff, and she was the one who told me to never be ashamed or regret what I say. It makes it so much worse when I have basically no one else.

You shouldn’t regret it or be ashamed. This means a lot to you, and it hurts that things didn’t turn out how you planned. You should regret or be ashamed if you are convinced you have nobody else without even looking.

Love can be about the anticipation of having your feelings returned, try to be patient and concentrate on that.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / lordleelee2 Ego Inflation

Thanks for a great interview lordleelee2! I was tempted to add a lot of Wizard of Oz references but my tongue went into a knot after the Lullaby League and Lollipop Guild.

I know you like the Wizard of Oz, ad you listed some of your favorite music. What are your favorite movies?

Where did your love for World War II begin? What are some interesting facts, or stories you cherish from learning so much about it? This Friday will be 71 years since Pearl Harbor. President Franklin Roosevelt called this “a date that will live in infamy.” Do you think the significance of the event(and others during World War II), has been lost over time?

You mention those who have served in the US Armed Forces on your profile, do you have a lot of family in the military, and how was Veteran’s Day?

Have you ever played Afterwind? I like it, and it has a World War II scenario to play. If not, do you ever play Backyard Monsters or some of your other favorite games, and pretend it is WWII battles? =]

 
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Topic: Kongregate / lordleelee2 Ego Inflation

Here is someone so nice, that when the trolls sing “Trollolololol”, he hears “Trallalalalal”. The lovably likable delightful lordleelee2! All of those L’s are a real twister.




Your first day on Kongregate. Were you bored? Trying to impress a boy or girl with your 1337 flash gaming skills? How did you decide on your username, and what was the first game you played?

Well first days on Kong, I didn’t have an account back in 07 playing a few games.

Obviously, you are not lordleelee2 in real life(or maybe you are? O_o). Do you mind if I ask what your alter ego is, and where you live? (i.e. John Carter, I fought in the Civil War and now I like to jump around and hang out with the Princess of Mars. I am the Super Mario of Mars, but we call it Barsoom.)

Alter ego is ZardBrood, hivecluster on Char.

What are your favorite games? Yes I am that lazy to not click on your favorite games on your profile. =] Why are they your favorites? Do you like a specific genre of game, does any aspect draw you to a game more than others?

Favorite games would be Last Stand Series, Black Navy War, Rebuild 2, and Raze 2! I tend to prefer TD games, RPGs, or RTS style games. best aspect to draw me in is story itself.

What kind of role do you see for yourself on Kongregate? (are you a big gamer, like to chat, hang out in the forums, all of the above…) What would you consider your biggest accomplishment(s) here, and talk about some of your history on the site.

I usually am All of the above on Kong.
Biggest accomplishment would probably be getting 10k total posts, if you count my alt ZardBrood.
Some history, well been on kong since 07, made my account December 09, came back a bit about the time Backyard Monsters came and that game drew me back into kong itself.

Do you socialize much on Kongregate? How do you like the chat rooms and forums? Any friends on here you want to give a shout-out?

I tend to socialize on 3 forums, and in The Room of Champions when I am gaming.
Shout outs… Zys123, TheFacelessOne, Des_troyy, Amberthejewel, all of the former members of the My little brony alliance on BYM, and -myself-, T6salt, and everyone I know.

You get a wish upon a star, what would it be?

If I got a kongregate wish, I would wish for K+, and enough kreds to get what I need on some games.

In Rbots by A10_com, you navigate the robot heads back to their bodies, so the robots can dance again. What game on Kongregate comes to mind for a story you enjoyed, or a story you would like to see on a Kongregate game?

Some story, hmm… Tough choice. Most games I play are on kong, so unless Kong can go from flash games to PC games to, then Heavy Rain from PS3

Design a badge(or badges) for games on Kongregate, or for yourself in real life(Sing Taylor Swift songs in Italian, hopscotch using only your hands, etc.)

Impossible, lick my own Elbow.

Which game on Kongregate has your favorite music, or what music do you listen to while gaming on Kong?

Music I like to listen to while gaming. Many MANY songs, some orchestral, some other. best in-game music would be Music Catch 2.

Do you have anything you do for good luck, or habits while gaming? (I can’t be the only one that takes small bites of funyuns and wears them as hoop earrings for uber gaming good luck…)

I tend to drink Mtn Dew, listen to Starcraft I Zerg theme for big battles, or Ride of the Valkyries on Black navy War!

What does a brony bowling Zerg-hailing gamer bring to Starcraft and MLP that the uninitiated have no idea about? You mentioned music earlier, what music do you like?

Fire and Fury, SCII soundtrack
Loyalty, Aviators remix
For You
A Little Piece of heaven

THE OFFICIAL SamsterSamster QUESTION What is the first life experience you can remember?

My first ever experience in life I can remember is when I was 4 and went of Alaska, or when I was 4 (?) and was going to eat din din. Very exciting I know.

There is evidence that the Grand Canyon predates dinosaurs:
(cite)

A few years ago, the body temperatures of three types of sauropods(DINOSAURS!!!) was accurately determined within one degree Celsius(cite).

Did dinosaurs use the grand canyon as a place to throw music festivals and raves out in the desert, and
how close am I to getting a pet Camarasaurus, and we are to building Jurassic Park?

Hmm I would say yes because we all know Dinos ruled Earth before us Humans.
Trust me, in a few thousand years you’ll have your pet, and we will, until they take over.

Where do you stand on the issue of

hand placement while in deep thought? Finger on nose, or hand on chin(bonus smart points for beard)?
What are these people thinking?

Hand on chin, and does blond short impossible to see strands count as a beard? I’m serious, I NEED those bonus points.
And I see people pondering a paradox that can not be solved.

bonus points…AWARDED. xD

 
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Topic: Kongregate / [New] Room mods

Originally posted by frankiesmum:

I hear much frustration from several people but I think much of this frustration is due to having an not quite correct idea about what a Moderator is.
A moderator is a person (not a robot) who plays games on Kong just like you do. We’re not here to to be policemen and we’re not required to be “on duty” all the time just because the M is always on. We volunteer to help when we can but Kongregate does not expect us to drop everything we are doing (gaming, conversations with others, modding our current room, reading fourms, participating in other aspects of the Kongreagte experience, etc) just because there is a problem in a room.
I spent much of my early modship whipping around Kongregate trying to help whenever a modcall arrived. That meant on average at least one modcall every hour of my time on Kong during the week and two-three every hour on weekends. My peak was, I think, modcalls to 14 different rooms in one hour. I learned to ration myself to one or two calls per hour though there were a few times when I shuttled between two or three rooms at a time to keep the lid on but that is exhauting and unsatisfactory for all the rooms involved.
And lets not even start on having to deal with the sparse but widespread “I hate Mods and Mods suck” folks. Envy is such a negative emotion.
I personally have no time for people who refuse to report, mute and move on. They’re the same people, by and large, who expect robot modding (instantaneous understanding of a room’s community and issues along with perfect knowledge of its history even if you’ve never been there before) by at your beck and call moderators whom they insult and treat as non-people because of the M. If you cannot ignore the problem but then choose not to report and mute then you are a bigger part of the “problem” than the kid who is “kicking the traces” for attention. Attention seekers stop very quickly when the audience turns their back. Report and mute is you turning your back.
The new system addresses these issues and more. As someone who, as a Moderator, has lived in the current system for over three years and watched many fellow mods burn out trying to meet the unreaonable expectations some folks hold I think the new system is a definite improvement.
Gext3r – I would seriously suggest you try some other gaming sites before you knock Kongregate off the list of acceptable sites for your as yet unborn child. Maybe the reason you are here and not on one of those would give you some clues as to why your child is better off here too. And before you ask, my child brought me here having done the rounds of many other games sites.
And yes, promoting yourself to me as mod material, makes me take a step back however I have nominated some folks who have expressed their willingness to help build the room’s community.

V already quoted this, but I want to quote it again. =] I could offer many other critiques, but frankiesmum did that very well. The biggest problem with modcalls is most people are only interested in them when they are useful, and have no interest in how it works.

I understand why some behavior in chat like spamming and harassing other users can be annoying, but it has been a long time since it annoyed me. People that do annoy me, are those whom I expected to know better.. Unfortunately as their knowledge increases, my expectations decrease.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / SquareOne Ego Inflation

Originally posted by nukydel:

Fail interview with the weirdest player on kong

You’re supposed to sign up in the other thread nukydel. I’ll try not to do a fail interview, and don’t be so hard on yourself.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / SquareOne Ego Inflation

Thanks for a great interview SquareOne!

Originally posted by JesseMH8:


There is evidence that the Grand Canyon predates dinosaurs:
Apatite 4He/3He and (U-Th)/He Evidence for an Ancient Grand Canyon

A few years ago, the body temperatures of three types of sauropods(DINOSAURS!!!) was accurately determined within one degree Celsius(Source: Dinosaur Body Temperatures Determined from Isotopic (13C-18O) Ordering in Fossil Biominerals ).

Did dinosaurs use the grand canyon as a place to throw music festivals and raves out in the desert, and
how close am I to getting a pet Camarasaurus, and we are to building Jurassic Park?

I’d say they probably did. The Grand Canyon has the potential to basically be the biggest, dopest party hub ever, but humans haven’t discovered that yet. If you look down and squint your eyes a lot you can see remnants of dino strobe lights and methamphetamine. You will never get a pet Camarasaurus. :(

I wish I could have gone to dinosaur raves in the Grand Canyon. If I get a time machine, I will invite you to go to a Grand Canyon Dinosaur Rave and Skate Park festival along with my pet Camarasaurus(Ha!).

Are you still playing Guild Wars 2?

 
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Topic: Kongregate / SquareOne Ego Inflation

Hi, I know it has been a while since I posted an interview, but this one was requested by quite a few people in my family. Before I had Thanksgiving dinner, my Mom, my Grandma, my Aunts, my nieces, counsins, and female friends confronted me. I thought it was an intervention of some type, but I haven’t had a single Four Loko, much less two cases of Blueberry Lemonade XXX since this video scared me straight.

No, they and the rest of his e-chicks, wanted an answer. Why hadn’t I interviewed the coolest man on the internets, SquareOne?

That question can now be answered. Please don’t hurt me ladies of the world, My grandma was already hitting me with a rubber chicken because I hadn’t posted it this morning.





Your first day on Kongregate. Were you bored? Trying to impress a boy or girl with your 1337 flash gaming skills? How did you decide on your username, and what was the first game you played?

Well, when I first joined Kong (in the good ‘ol days of 2008), I was pretty much an underaged idiot. Luckily for me, though, my dashing good looks and fantastic personality got me pretty much all of the e-chicks.

I don’t really remember what my first game was, it might have been Hexiom; I’m not sure why, since I suck majorly at puzzle games.

My first notable account was XxAchillesxX, which more people are probably more familiar with. The name pretty much came from the name I had previously, but it was shortened. I made the username SquareOne because I realized I could probably increase my number of e-chicks tenfold with a cooler name, and I was right!

Obviously, you are not SqaureOne in real life(or maybe you are? O_o). Do you mind if I ask what your alter ego is, and where you live? (i.e. John Carter, I fought in the Civil War and now I like to jump around and hang out with the Princess of Mars. I am the Super Mario of Mars, but we call it Barsoom.)

I’m a highschool senior from a suburb of Albany, which is in upstate New York for people who didn’t know. Llife consists of waking up early, coming home, sleeping for absurd amounts of time, and doing homework all night! I also get to have days, every other day, where I get to come into school and do math non-stop until I go home. Hurray for scheduling! Other than that, I’m just your average, dashing young gent. Oh, and people generally tend to associate me with my hair, so there’s that.

What are your favorite games? Yes I am that lazy to not click on your favorite games on your profile. =] Why are they your favorites? Do you like a specific genre of game, does any aspect draw you to a game more than others?

Hmm, this is a pretty tough question to answer because I’ve played way too many games. No flash games come to mind, but Super Smash Brothers Melee is probably my favorite game, since I play it at a pretty serious level and it’s one of the only games that I don’t majorly suck at! I play it so I can boost my ego and make fun of people who are worse than me, because I’m a big jerk. I’m a pretty big fan of the fighting genre in general.

I’ve been playing a lot of Guild Wars 2 recently while I’ve had the time as well.

What kind of role do you see for yourself on Kongregate? (are you a big gamer, like to chat, hang out in the forums, all of the above…) What would you consider your biggest accomplishment(s) here, and talk about some of your history on the site.

I just consider myself an average user on kong. I don’t think I’m really that notable when it comes to the community haha. Sometimes I have to mod, though, so that’s poopy. :(

Do you socialize much on Kongregate? How do you like the chat rooms and forums? Any friends on here you want to give a shout-out?

I try to socialize as much as I can but most of the time I just forget that I have the tab open and end up idling because I’m a neglectful person. I like the chatrooms, none really in particular. Most people tend to be friendly with me as long as mutual respect exists.

You get a wish upon a star, what would it be?

I would wish for more e-chicks. There is nothing more important to me in life.

In Rbots by A10_com, you navigate the robot heads back to their bodies, so the robots can dance again. What game on Kongregate comes to mind for a story you enjoyed, or a story you would like to see on a Kongregate game?

There should be a story about me, I’m surprised there isn’t one yet.

Jetfart Zombie by KotobukiMedia is now on Kongregate. Does this raise the level for fart jokes, zombie games, or both?

Zombies have to fart too, man. If it comes out with the power of a jet engine, I say more power to ‘ya.

Have you played any of the top monthly games? Any opinions on these games or those you feel are left off the list?

Gaems suk

Design a badge(or badges) for games on Kongregate, or for yourself in real life(Sing Taylor Swift songs in Italian, hopscotch using only your hands, etc.)

I would design a badge for me being born, because that was the greatest thing that ever happened in my life that made everyone elses’ lives like, a bajillion times better. Sometimes I wish I wasn’t so amazing (not really, though).

Which game on Kongregate has your favorite music, or what music do you listen to while gaming on Kong?

Giraffe Attack has the best music. I listen to NWA all day everyday; fuck the system.

Do you have anything you do for good luck, or habits while gaming? (I can’t be the only one that takes small bites of funyuns and wears them as hoop earrings for uber gaming good luck…)

For good luck in gaming, I usually dunk as many scrubs as possible. As for real life, I often find myself doing the same. Dunking is my life.

My sources tell me that Leonardo Dicaprio likes to play Dolphin Olympics 2 on Kongregate(source: INCEPTION). What other celebrity or person from your own life would you not be surprised plays games on Kongregate?

Nicolas Cage. Because he’s almost as cool as I am.

There is evidence that the Grand Canyon predates dinosaurs:
(Source: Apatite 4He/3He and (U-Th)/He Evidence for an Ancient Grand Canyon )

A few years ago, the body temperatures of three types of sauropods(DINOSAURS!!!) was accurately determined within one degree Celsius(Source: Dinosaur Body Temperatures Determined from Isotopic (13C-18O) Ordering in Fossil Biominerals ).

Did dinosaurs use the grand canyon as a place to throw music festivals and raves out in the desert, and
how close am I to getting a pet Camarasaurus, and we are to building Jurassic Park?

I’d say they probably did. The Grand Canyon has the potential to basically be the biggest, dopest party hub ever, but humans haven’t discovered that yet. If you look down and squint your eyes a lot you can see remnants of dino strobe lights and methamphetamine. You will never get a pet Camarasaurus. :(

Where do you stand on the issue of

hand placement while in deep thought? Finger on nose, or hand on chin(bonus smart points for beard)?
What are these people thinking?

I do have a beard currently, the beard stroke is the way to go.

Lonely girl in her 20’s: Should I pick my nose? No, too many witnesses.

Pedophile: pondering ways to get her in his van